* Posts by David 132

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Outsourced techie gets 2-year sentence after trashing system of former client: 1,200 Office 365 accounts zapped

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Re: No excuse for the criminal... or the company

Or to conflate the scenarios - the situation where people leave their guns in an unlocked car, and then drop it off for servicing... and yes, every word of that is a separate linked example, just from a cursory search of Reddit. I'm not anti-gun by any means, but I definitely feel there should be at least a basic IQ or social competency test before ownership...

Founders of medical science upstart uBiome once likened to Theranos now indicted for, you guessed it, fraud

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The liquidation auction should be fun...

"Now, on to Lot #571. Two thousand vials of unmarked brown substance. What am I bid, ladies and gentlemen?"

(Feel free to insert a pun about ass-et seizures here)

Remember Apple's disastrous butterfly keyboards? These lawsuits against the iGiant just formed a super class action

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Re: Can i sue other companies for crappy design?

The 340 was a DAF with a Volvo badge on it anyway. This has no relevance to our discussion but I thought I’d mention it regardless.

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Well played Katyanna

FTFA: "In an uncharacteristic move for the iGiant, it favored form over function..."

Well, that made me snort out my evening beer. Well played. I'm not sure that humor could get any dryer, other than with vast quantities of industrial dessicant.

Teenage Twitter hijacker gets three years in the clink over celeb Bitcoin scamming

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Ransomware re-teaching old lessons

FTFA: "Both governments and insurance companies are now suggesting that paying off these extortionists is cheaper than dealing with fixing the issue. The report, and a host of others, suggests that paying off criminals is a long-term losing strategy."

The icon could not be more appropriate. We learned this lesson - or I thought we had - in the 70s/80s against plane hijackers. Give in to their demands, pay them the money, free their fellow terrorists - it makes for an easy life. Well, guess what. You demonstrate that crime pays - you get more crime.

"B-b-b-but this time it's a totally different situation and not comparable at all, because it's crime on Teh Internet!!1!"

I think the facepalm icon would have been a good choice, too.

SAP exec reminds the world that Microsoft is a customer

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Re: customized food

For some reason I am reminded of this classic howler.

Microsoft nudges Windows 10 21H1 toward commercial customers

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Re: Windows is an awful bloated mess...

I'm so confused. Did you mean to type "Kardashian", as in those talentless famous-for-being-famous squillionaire-trailer-trash types, or Cardassian, as in those brutish and looming aliens from Deep Space Nine - known for being pitiless, sadistic, and totalitarian? Because unless there's a plotline somewhere that I've missed, there wasn't a whole lot of DS9 devoted to the Cardassian's underwear arrangements. Tighty-whities or thongs, or some weird alien alternative? *shudder*

Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp pause usual data collection with an outage

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Re: WhatsUpp?

Sorry.

No you’re not.

I think you should sit in the corner and reflect on what you’ve done.

Partial beer print horror as Microsoft's printer bug fix, er, doesn't

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Re: Is the glass

I feel that this is an appropriate moment to link to this old XKCD "What If?" comic.

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Re: For shame, Richard

Does it fail on small images, or only lager ones? Regardless, it gives us an excuse to wine about Microsoft.

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Re: This is getting like

A møøse once bit my sister.... No realli!

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Re: Would you like a flake in that pint?

Beer should be served in proper pint mugs. Heavy dimpled glass. End of.

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Re: Is the glass

Well as a large chunk of it's missing, it's going to be entirely empty within a moment of the picture being printed. Beer everywhere and sharp glass edges. Thanks, Microsoft.

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For shame, Richard

I was expecting an "Epic F-Ale" pun.

Oh well. Be of stout heart, printing never gose well. It'll get fixed eventually, probably there's a fix already on the Windows In-cider ring.

The Audacity of it all: Version 3.0 of open-source audio fave boasts new file format, 160+ bug fixes

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Re: Detecting track breaks

I used to have an awesome plugin for WinAmp that simulated vinyl - you could choose the speed (33, 45, etc), simulate dust and scratches, a warped disc, and so on. Yes it was almost entirely frivolous (“Hey look, I can make my clean pristine digital audio files sound like crap!”) but as someone who grew up with record players, I rather wish it was available for VLC.

With Nominet’s board-culling vote just days away, we speak to one man who will publicly support the management

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Re: All I want is a registry that just works.

But at the same time he cut costs too far and refused to invest. He was eventually hanged because people tired of his parsleymonious attitude.

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Sorry, what's that about British pubic lice?

McAfee, the company, says Chinese attackers targeted Asian and US telcos

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Re: hxxp://update.careerhuawei.net

That's an obvious indicator that something shady is going on - real links begin with http not hxxp!

I are computer sekurity profeshionul so I know!

Something fishy is going on in Taiwan as folk change name to include 'salmon' for free sushi

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Re: I've got a hunch

Yeah, they'll definitely roe the day.

OVH says burned data centre’s UPS, batteries, fuses in the hands of insurers and police

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Re: 23kVA at my house

Similar arrangement here in Oregon. In fact I just recently replaced a 50 gallon water heater (1x 30A dual-pole 230V breaker) with a tankless heater (2x 40A DP, added new uprated 8AWG wiring at the same time).

Like a lot of houses though, mine is seriously running out of space in the breaker panels. I plan to replace another tank heater with a higher-capacity tankless, so somehow I'm going to have to find space for a pair of 50A DP breakers. Fun. At least I have 200A line breakers on my panels.

IBM's CEO and outgoing exec chairman take home $38m in total for 2020 despite revenue shrinking by billions

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Re: I bet I could do a betterjob of being a crap CEO than that!

Well you see, you’ve already delivered a cost saving of £48,999,995... wow, I can tell you are a much better candidate!

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Re: I bet I could do a betterjob of being a crap CEO than that!

You're a greedy rapacious plutocrat growing fat on the sweat and toil of the labouring classes. I hereby offer to do the job of running IBM into the ground, for the bargain basement rate of only £49 million. It'll mean personal sacrifices, but it's a noble cause and I'm a good person.

What's in Fedora 34? GNOME 40, accelerated Wayland, PipeWire Audio, improved Flatpak support, and more

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Indeed.

(insert FryShutUpAndTakeMyMoney.gif here)

Ex-Microsoft exec admits he tried to swindle $5.5m out of taxpayers with COVID-19 relief loans for bogus biz

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Re: Covid bonanza!

Well, hang on a mo. The actual story is a little more nuanced than "the government has given £37bn to its mates in Serco".

Just to ensure that everyone is cognisant of the facts about T&T before they pile on to criticize it...

This is a good explanation of the story.

To quote from that link, emphasis mine:

"First it’s worth noting that £37bn is the total spending envelope for two years of the programme – £22bn in 20/21 and another £15bn in the coming financial year, not what has been spent so far.

Indeed, a recent National Audit Office report found that the Government had only spent £4bn up to October of last year (those figures will be updated soon in its spring report). That doesn’t mean the Government won’t end up spending all that money, but NHST&T as it stands is not £37bn-worth of a programme. Again it’s worth pointing this out when influential figures like former FT editor Lionel Barber are claiming that “the cost of Covid test and trace is to date a staggering £37bn”, because that’s not true.

The way the spending is divvied out is also important. The Government has not done a good job of communicating how much of the spend is on testing, as opposed to tracing. Indeed, while the problems with tracing have been all too apparent, over 80% of the total spend is on testing, where the UK is actually doing pretty well – we’ve done around 100 million tests in total and can now do over 1 million in a single day. Again, it’s worth repeating this point because some people still seem to think the Government has spent tens of billions on nothing more than a misfiring app and some call centres."

Before anyone thinks the article author is just a lickspittle apologist for the Tories, please understand that there's also strong criticism:

"None of this is to exculpate ministers. The fact that the tracing system did not stop lockdowns is clearly a grave, expensive failure – not just of the system itself but of other policies like opening up foreign travel last summer, encouraging people back to work and university campuses and not locking down earlier when cases were on the rise."

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Re: It's Micro$oft

Because he only charged the gov’t once, and didn’t try to lock them into a monthly subscription service?

ICYMI: A mom is accused of harassing daughter's cheerleader rivals with humiliating deepfake vids

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Re: The use of 'AI'

Oh, there was plenty of artificial intelligence in play here.

Just no actual human intelligence.

Microsoft customers locked out of Teams, Office, Xbox, Dynamics – and Azure Active Directory breakdown blamed

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Re: Have they tried etc etc and on again.

...working ova-time if necessary.

A borked bit of code sent the Hubble Space Telescope into safe mode, revealing a bunch of other glitches

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In this case it’s more like, “bloody Door updates”.

Don't be a fool, cover your tool: How IBM's mighty XT keyboard was felled by toxic atmosphere of the '80s

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Re: Dishwashers

Back about 10-15 years ago when there was a vogue for liquid-cooling of gaming PCs, a good friend of mine came over to my house one evening, watched me working on my desktop system, which happened to have the case lid off - and wordlessly poured a glass of water straight onto it.

After my heart had resumed its normal cadence, and perplexed by the lack of sparks/fizzing and the fact that the PC was quite happily ticking along like it was no big deal, my friend sniggeringly admitted that the glass had actually contained one of the inert, non-conductive cooling liquids. Sapphire, I think it was called.

And yes, we're still friends.

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Re: The 80s were generally a happy time...

Oregon checking in here. In pretty much the entire state, we have gas station employees to pump the fuel for us, by law. Very nice on a cold winter day. Not so nice when I drive across the state line to WA or CA and absent-mindedly sit in my car at the pump for 5 minutes until I remember that I have to *shudder* get out and pump my own fuel like a medieval peasant. Oh, the humanity!

(and before we re-hash the usual arguments: no, we don't pay any more for our fuel than neighboring self-serve states, and no, I've never been noticeably inconvenienced by having to wait maybe 30 seconds for the attendant to wander over to my car. And we do have trigger latches on the pumps, so the poor attendant doesn't have to stand there holding the trigger the whole time.)

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Re: Careful now

mentiibed

margin-raisibg

Would it be a cheap shot to suggest that maybe you need a new keyboard yourself?

GitLab latest to ditch 'master' as default initial branch name: It's now simply called 'main'

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Re: "Git"?

ok boomer...

(trollface)

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I do hope you're not a white middle-class male, Jake, because if so you have no right to comment on this, or indeed anything, and should stay silent while those lower (or is it higher?) than you in the Hierarchy Of Oppression tell us Their Truth(™ , may not actually contain objective truth or even facts, recollections may vary)

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Re: Unpicking problematic terminology is therefore going to be a lengthy and controversial process

I upvoted you on the tacit understanding that you are being (very) dryly sarcastic. You are... right?

Heaven help us all if you actually believe that textual slurry you just vomited from your keyboard. Tell me it ain't so...?

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Re: Aargh...

That's offensive to vegans and those who self-identify as vegetable-based! Check your privilege!

(Trollface icon, in case you think for one instant that I am being serious.)

Another Windows 10 patch that breaks printers ups ante to full-on Blue Screen of Death

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Re: @cheb - Paperless ofice will become reality

BZZT! You are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute!

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Re: Printers are the bain of MS's world

Huh, don't know why you have 2 downvotes as I write this. Unless it's the Militant wing of the Oxford English Dictionary, for mis-spelling "bane"?

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Re: "in some apps"?

Not to out-Yorkshireman you, but my first hard drive was 20 Megabytes. A Seagate unit in a Commodore A590 sidecar. It clattered and clunked like a cement-mixer full of nails, but made my Amiga 500's Workbench fly. "What am I going to do with all this leftover space??? How on earth will I fill 17 megabytes??"

Today's answer: 4 MP3s, or one very short YouTube clip of a cat doing something funny.

That's progress, right?

ZIPX files that aren't: Keep a weather eye out for disguised malware in email attachments

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Re: There was almost a standard here

There was going to be a .zipy extension too, but the standards committee bungled it.

Microsoft settles £200,000+ claims against tech support scammers who ran global ripoff from cottage in Surrey

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Re: Would you believe that Microsoft would affiliate itself with an organisation in Dorking?

Well their UK office is just outside Reading, in the Winnersh Triangle.

Which suggests a new slogan: "Winnersh Don't Use Windows". Better if said with a bad Sean Connery (RIP) accent.

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Re: This Morning

Ohoho... jokes about woodworking tools? I saw what you did there.

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Re: Contumelious, Dr. Johnson?

That might be why you almost never hear the words "sausage" or "aardvark" used in court-cases.

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Re: This Morning

I had the same call and my internet connection is still fine, but for some reason the device I use to cut chamfered edges into wood has failed. How these people know this stuff is beyond me.

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Re: dorks of Dorking

"Dorking hard, or hardly Dorking?"

Huawei's first desktop PC to be sold outside China is a sleek business machine with optional 'smart' keyboard

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Re: Serial port-Yay!

I wouldn't get too excited, I highly doubt that they're leveraging direct RS232 support from the chipset. It's almost certainly a USB bridge type solution in there, i.e. functionally equivalent to an external USB dongle.

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If a workstation that's designed to be your mate is a "matestation", what would you call one designed for moles?

LinkedIn China pauses new member signups ‘to ensure compliance with local law’

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It's a problem for Xi because LinkedIn demands to know everything about you; you can't just provide bear information.

SpaceX wants to slap Starlink internet terminals on planes, trucks, and boats – but Tesla owners need not apply

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Re: Probably Not

Hey, you need to preface such comments with a spoiler alert!

Delayed, overbudget and broken. Of course Microsoft's finest would be found in NASA's Orion

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Confidence, what did you do with Paranoia?

Just when you thought it was safe to enjoy a beer: Beware the downloaded patch applied in haste

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Self selecting for basic internet security training.

Remind me. Is that the one that involves a cattle-prod, or a P45?