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Big Telco takes aim at renewed net neutrality rules

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Special pleading. Jog on, telcos.

FTFA “…the Commission has once again claimed all-encompassing authority to regulate how Americans access the Internet…”

Or to rephrase in a less emotionally-manipulative way, “the Commission is asserting authority to regulate how telcos control and throttle how Americans access the internet”

I didn’t have any time for their whining last time round and I have even less now. Bunch of shameless Reacher Gilts, the lot of ‘em.

ASUS creates a substance: Ceraluminum, which fuses aluminum and a ceramic

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Re: Wake me up when they have transparent aluminum

Well, thanks to you and Uncle Slacky who posted the same link, I have just been wandering down the Wikipedia wormhole for over an hour. Thanks, I think? :)

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Re: Elemental options now?

Remember, transuranic heavy elements may not be used where there is life.

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Re: WTF

Of course. It denotes that Pluton is a Windows Trusted Feature.

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> This ASUS princess

Are you suggesting that the ceramic is somehow Frozen onto the aluminium, or otherwise Tangled with its atoms? Either way, it's a Brave marketing decision. I Wish I could afford one.

Contrary to its fine print, Google says it won't confiscate repair returns that have unapproved parts

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Further proof that not only do end-users not read EULAs, but the companies that hide behind them don't either.

Whoever thought it was a good idea to pay the corporate lawyers by the word count?

Analysts join the call for Microsoft to recall Recall

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Re: Microsoft has the solution!

This isn't even a solution in search of a problem.

It's a solution in search of several lead-lined barrels of concrete and a deep pit.

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Re: "letting the user scroll the archive of snapshots"

"In the year Twenty-Twentyfour..."

Screwdrivers: is there anything they can't do badly? Maybe not

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Re: Safety-Guard-Free

Didn't one of those slice up Pierce Brosnan's company car in The World Is Not Enough?

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Re: Not screwdrivers but...

A trouser turnip?

Are you Baldrick?

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Re: Not screwdrivers but...

The motherboard, downwards, briefly, at an acceleration of 9.8m/s²?

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Re: Cold Chisel

What made it uncomfortable was that he maintained unblinking eye contact the whole time.

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Re: What's in a name?

Heh. You and me both.

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Re: Not screwdrivers but...

Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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Re: Not screwdrivers but...

I was going to close my comment with that, but I lost my thread.

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Re: Not screwdrivers but...Today I learned

You've found a timesink, in other words?

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Re: Not screwdrivers but...

The ones that hold the CPU fan blades motionless to prevent shipping damage?

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Re: Royal navy sayings

Heh. Downvoted by someone who presumably prefers P’Blaster.

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Re: Excessive force

“If it’s actual scale, it’s not a model icebreaker, is it Tomkinson? It’s an icebreaker. You’re a very silly boy, Tomkinson. Now dismantle it and we’ll say no more.”

“Yes sir. Sorry, sir.”

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Re: Not screwdrivers but...

Reminiscent of the (possibly apocryphal) tale of the fresh-faced newly elected MP who, talking to an older and wiser Westminster colleague, referred to “the enemy” on the opposite benches.

“No, dear boy,” came the response, “the Opposition are on those benches. The enemy are sitting behind and alongside you.”

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He was definitely the Demolition Man.

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Re: "Screw"drivers?

Don’t forget JIS.

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Re: Royal navy sayings

And of course the related version:

“If it moves, but shouldn’t… duct tape.

If it doesn’t move, but should… WD40.”

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Re: Screwdrivers can be used for anything

And the punchline, years from now, will be a future owner of your house, very puzzled as to why there’s a screwdriver embedded deep into the trunk of a healthy and thriving tree in his garden.

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Re: Not screwdrivers but...

> because finding anything dropped is an exciting challenge all by itself.

Does anyone else find that a small screw or component, when dropped onto a floor (particularly carpet) will - even if you watch it as it drops - mysteriously warp through hyperspace before coming to rest?

The number of times I’ve dropped an M2 drive retention screw, seen it fall near my feet, but only found it, after much searching, somewhere yards away near the door or in one extreme case, out in the corridor…

I’m not saying it’s aliens, but we all know it’s aliens.

VMware by Broadcom has a licensing portability win with Microsoft

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Re: No keys

Second the Proxmox recommendation. It's definitely a promising tool and I have been trying to spin up to speed on it too, having previously used Fusion and VMWare Workstation almost exclusively.

The Canon Cat – remembering the computer that tried to banish mice

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Re: A Pebble is Not a Raindrop

Not disagreeing with your fundamental point, but I thought I’d mention AutoIt (and its cousin AutoHotKey) as worth a look - they both make it pretty easy to create keyboard macros for just about anything.

“Minimize the current window, whatever it is, and pop Excel to the fore, zoomed to 150%, with the mouse positioned over the first cell”? Easy.

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You forgot the "muhahahahaha" on the end of your comment!

Google finally addresses those bizarre AI search results

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Re: Can we maybe not fix it?

Jumping off a bridge, you say?

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Re: So that sums it up really

I'm sure the bot is even now confidently telling people that glass is a slow-moving liquid, and that the Amazonian warriors chopped parts of their anatomies off to facilitate archery.

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Re: Anonymous

Speaking of TITC, we should probably switch The Internet off - it's done.

Roy, Moss, would you mind? ...it's that small button on the top, I think, under the LED.

Google to push ahead with Chrome's ad-blocker extension overhaul in earnest

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You get an automatic upvote merely for having the courage and grace to admit that your initial take was mistaken. You must be new to the Internet, right? :)

Thanks for coming to help. No, we can't say why we called – it's classified

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OTOH a yellow one in Liverpool wouldn’t raise any eyebrows.

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That’s very Astute of you…

Windows 11 24H2 might call time on that old NAS under the stairs

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Re: Stop sigh.

8 sided yes, but the photo is clearly AI-generated because the actual UK Stop sign design reads “Kindly Cease Forthwith”.

California's Governor Newsom is worried AI will be smothered in regulation

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Wow.

A California politician worried about excessive legislation?

I am shocked.

Miscreants claim they've snatched 560M people's info from Ticketmaster

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Wait, what am I supposed to web-surf on now then??

LLMs can write and answer quizzes – but aren't quite ready to disrupt trivia night

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Re: Not bad

> The questions weren't bad, but were also all from the first few paragraphs

Probably related to the “4000 character limit” the article mentions?

Activist investor pressures Texas Instruments to stop spending cash on fabs

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Indeed. I think the sarcasm there was perhaps a little too dry for those who downvoted him/her.

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Re: Priorities

Same short-term thinking that has beaten up Intel so badly over the last decade-plus. Under Otellini, Krasanich, and Swan, the focus was relentlessly on Wall Street; keeping the dividends and stock price up and cutting R&D capex to the bone to do so ("hey, this is the semiconductor industry, who the hell needs to invest in process technology and fabs?"). And we can all see the result. Gelsinger has a Herculean task in hand to try and undo the damage - "Welcome to the bridge of the Exxon Valdez! Congratulations, you're now the Captain! Good luck, and try to avoid that rocky reef that's a mile directly ahead and getting closer at full steam..."

Best Buy and Geek Squad were most impersonated orgs by scammers in 2023

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Re: Cracking tips.

Let me guess, she tells you to leave the church pulpit and go into the record business?

“Papa Don’t Preach, Get Into The Groove” ?

At least it’s not a political spam call urging you to be “True Blue”.

iFixit divorces Samsung over lack of real commitment to DIY repair program

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Re: There was separate news today

It's mentioned in the article. I don't know if the Reg updated it; I can't swear that the Samsung contract was described in the article when I read it earlier today (but equally, can't swear that it wasn't.)

Would you buy Pegasus spyware from this scammer?

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Re: "allegedly made four sales in two days"

Darn you, you beat me to exactly that thought ("Mr. Chrysoprase is very unhappy") by a matter of seconds. Have an upvote and a nearly-end-of-week pint.

In Debian, APT 3 gains features – but KeepassXC loses them

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> I think it's overdue.

I wish you'd return it. The fines will be horrendous by now, plus, it's their only copy, and I've been waitlisted to get it since 1994.

Raspberry Pi sets IPO jam for June

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Re: “Goodbye, Raspberry Pi!”

1969, if I must put my pedantic hat on.

I was about to say that it was the first single ever played on Radio 1, but of course I'm confused; that was actually "Flowers in the Rain".

Giving Windows total recall of everything a user does is a privacy minefield

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Re: It begs the obvious question...

My American friends and relations pronounce “niche” as “nitch”, which - whilst normal by their local standards - always makes me twitch. Or should that be “twiche”?

Zoom adds 'post-quantum' encryption for video nattering

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"We're implementing upgraded encryption. Now, we use ROT13 not once, but twice!"

VMware giving away Workstation Pro, Fusion Pro free for personal use

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>https://matduggan.com/the-worst-website-in-the-entire-world/

Bravo!

> Enjoy...

Oh, I did. What a great takedown of an absolute train-wreck of a website. Thanks for sharing!

Computer sprinkled with exotic chemicals produced super-problems, not super-powers

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Re: On call?

…although it might pop up as a future Derek Lowe ”Things I won’t work with” column!