* Posts by phuzz

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AMD, boffins clash over chip data-leak claims: New side-channel holes in decades of cores, CPU maker disagrees

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Re: What an absolute suprise!

In case you were wondering about all the downvotes, this article is about AMD making their own mistakes, entirely separate from Intel.

The fact that this is somewhat similar to Melthdown says more about where researchers are currently looking for potential vulnerabilities, than it does about AMD or Intel's design decisions.

NSO Group fires back at Facebook: You lied to the court, claims spyware slinger, and we've got the proof

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Re: Annoying

I suppose you could just hope that this goes on for years and costs them $$$$, but then the lawyers win which isn't much of an improvement.

Months-long trial of alleged CIA Vault 7 exploit leaker ends with hung jury: Ex-sysadmin guilty of contempt, lying to FBI

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"multiple people used the same admin username and password to access the critical servers [...] the passwords used were weak [...] and on top of that, they were published on the department’s intranet."

Wow. So I'm guessing the CIA hires sysadmins who can't cope in the real world then eh?

You wouldn't even get past a basic PCI audit with that level of insecure behaviour.

UK.gov is not sharing Brits' medical data among different agencies... but it's having a jolly good think about it

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I just read the title as "UK.gov is not sharing Boris' medical data among different agencies", which sums up one of the problems with data sharing that might actually get some notice from politicians.

How will they feel when any old civil servant can check their records and find out about that embarrassing little STI treatment?

(Disclaimer, I'm not saying that all politicians have had sexually transmitted infections. I'm just implying it.)

UK.gov sits down with mobile big four to formalise plans for rural shared 4G network

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Some of what is called '5G' is shorter range (the higher frequency stuff). Some of it is basically the same as 4G but with a few enhancements to make it a little faster, 4G++ basically.

The marketing term '5G' covers both.

Grab a towel and pour yourself a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster because The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is 42

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Re: If there is a Salmon of Doubt

My first introduction to Terry Pratchett was watching him interview Douglas Adams at the Cheltenham literature festival.

Or possibly my first introduction to Douglas Adams was watching him interview Terry Pratchett. It's been a while now, and my memory isn't what it was.

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That frood is not hoopy.

UK spy auditor gives state snoops a big pat on the back for job well done – except MI5

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"Laying the report before Parliament on Thursday, Prime Minister Boris Johnson said in a written statement[...]"

I initially read that as "Lying before Parliament"...

Axiom signs up with SpaceX to fly private astronauts to the International Space Station

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Boffin

Jokes aside, given that you have pressure on the inside, and vacuum on the outside, wouldn't it make more sense to patch on the inside? That way the patch would be held in place by the air pressure.

Morrisons puts non-essential tech changes on ice as panic-stricken shoppers strip stores

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Re: I refuse to panic

4% of people infected get diarrhoea (src), plus if you're staying in the house for three weeks, you will want to make sure you have some spare.

Or you could just go the cheap route and make sure you've got a yellow pages handy.

Disk stuck in the drive? Don't dilly-Dali – get IT on the case!

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Re: Dwarfs or dwarves?

"I find it difficult to take seriously any person/site telling me how to use language correctly when they can't even spell the bloody word"

It's Muphry's law:

Muphry's law is an adage that states: "If you write anything criticizing editing or proofreading, there will be a fault of some kind in what you have written."

Australia down for scheduled maintenance: No talking to Voyager 2 for 11 months

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Re: Down Under?

Don't forget the drop bears.

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Re: S-band uplink

"only about twice the generally regarded safe limit for human exposure"

That sounds fine...

Cumulative Update 2 for Microsoft SQL Server 2019 breaks SQL Server Agent

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"database botherers"

Thanks elReg, I'll be calling every DBA I meet this from now on :)

Brit MPs, US senators ramp up pressure on UK.gov to switch off that green-light for Huawei 5G gear

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a letter signed by [...] Chuck Schumer (D-NY), [...] Richard Burr (R-NC) and [...] Ted Cruz (R-TX)

See America, it is possible for your politicians to co-operate across party lines!

All they need is a common cause, like keeping the US military-industrial complex profitable by meddling in another country's business.

It is 50 years since Blighty began a homegrown and all-too-brief foray into space

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Re: To Infini

While we can all argue with the "no more rockets" bit, the "lets develop a home-grown satellite manufacturing capability" part, actually paid off quite well in hindsight.

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Re: To Infini

"I always wondered if there was some sort of non-competition agreement between the UK and US after WW2."

One way of looking at it is that the USA won the Second World War, and everyone else lost. Even countries like Britain who "won", were left with massive debts, half ruined industry from bombing, and memorials where half the male population should have been.

The US wound up being owed money or reparations by most of the planet, whilst having take basically no damage to it's territory, and the massive war industry could be quickly repurposed into providing luxury goods like cars.

Old empires like Britain, France or Japan were no longer competition, and war-time spending had pushed US industry and technology to new heights. (Where countries like the UK had helped to develop the atom bomb, they could now be told to jog-on with impunity).

Unsurprisingly, for the next fifty or so years, the US basically ruled the world.

Open-source, cross-platform and people seem to like it: PowerShell 7 has landed

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Re: Need a new book

"With $_.name you're taking the data that is in your big box and I believe the .name means that data is a file name."

Mostly correct, but just to give you a bit more info:

In Powershell you can store more than one type of information in a variable. The word after the dot (.name in this case) means you specifically want one part of the data, in this case the name of the file. In this example ,$_.CreationTime would refer to the time the file was created, or $_.Length would give you the file size.

I do agree though that learning the absolute basics ("wtf does 'pipe' mean?") is tricky, because most books/documentation assume at least a base level of knowledge. Fortunately, just putting a question into a search engine often gets some good results.

Once you understand the basics, Microsoft's Powershell documentation is quite good, especially if you skip to the end and look at the examples.

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Re: Bash gets the extend, embrace, extinguish treatment

'Simple' can be defined in several ways.

Is the simplest solution to use a shell/scripting language that deals with piping everything as strings, and leads to complex grep/awk/sed commands?

Or is it simpler to use a language that can pipe everything as objects and requires less translation along the way?

Or is the best way to use whatever you're most comfortable with?

As Australia is gripped by bog roll shortage, tabloid says: Here, fill your dunny with us

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Unhappy

I used to live with a guy who refused to buy bog roll. So the rest of us hid our own stashes of bum wad (behind the sink was a good place), whilst he made do with a telephone directory*.

* Note for kids; this was a big book in which the government-owned telephone monopoly, published everyone's name and land-line number. It had nice thin pages.

Brexit Britain changes its mind, says non, nein, no to Europe's unified patent court – potentially sealing its fate

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Trollface

"it seems unlikely that [Boris Johnson’s government] have any notion, let alone a strategic plan, for what to do with respect to intellectual property in the UK."

Well there's your problem. That word, "intellectual". We don't want none of that, that sounds like what them experts are, and as we all know, the UK is tired of experts.

Come kneel with us at UK's Cathedral, er, Oil Rig of the Canal: Engineering masterpiece Anderton Boat Lift

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Re: Nostalgia

I'd never heard of a 'caisson lock' until today. That is a bonkers idea and you'd never get me in one.

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Each water-filled caisson would weigh 252 tons with or without barges in it (thanks to the equilibrium of liquids)

When I first realised this, I understood what a beautifully elegant design it is.

Electro-smog, govt snooping be damned. Two thirds of folks polled worldwide would trade in their mobes for 5G kit

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Re: Really?

It's a survey commissioned by a data wiping firm, trying to drum up business. I wouldn't read too much into it.

Otherwise, ditto. I can get wifi at home, at work, and in the pub, I'm not even sure why I need 4G.

GCHQ's infosec arm has 3 simple tips to secure those insecure smart home gadgets

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Re: updates?

I guess if it's bricked then by definition it is secure. Can't be hacked if it doesn't work, right?

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Re: Create strong password, write it on the monitor

"Leave a "local teenager" in charge of a small child? Seriously??"

Believe it or not, but this was the standard way many of us were brought up. Living in a small village there was no chance of a 'professional babysitter' (if such a person even existed), so my folks hired one of the local kids who was a few years older than us and theoretically trustworthy.

Some years later, when I was a teen, I was contracted out to sit in someone else's house and tell their kids to go to bed or I'd tell on them to their parents.

This was between the early 80's and mid 90's by the way, perhaps it's different now.

UK.gov lays out COVID-19 guidance as the tech supply chain considers its own

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Re: It's just flaky news

What do we "know" about the virus? Virtually nothing

If only there was some Health Organisation, one for the whole World perhaps, who could co-ordinate all the information about the virus and make it easily available for anyone with half a brain to search for?

Alas.

Maersk prepares to lay off the Maidenhead staffers who rescued it from NotPetya super-pwnage

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Re: I cant tell from the article and job advert if....

Some people just want to watch the world burn...

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Re: I cant tell from the article and job advert if....

don't mention the B word, don't mention the B word, don't mention the B word "Maybe it's because of Brexit?" shit

Boeing didn't run end-to-end test on Calamity Capsule, DSCOVR up and running, and NASA buys a Falcon Heavy

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Re: Separate component testing

“The root cause was a lack of secure connection between the pilot chute and the main chute lanyard,”

Translation: the parachute wasn't attached to the spacecraft.

IBM exec told that High Court evidence in Co-Op Insurance case wasn't 'truth, whole truth, and nothing but the truth'

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Re: Old Codger Talks About the "old days"

"Once upon a time, software selection was done by writing a requirements document."

I call shenanigans. No one has ever written a complete specifications document without remembering halfway through the process that oh yeah, by the way, it also needs to automatically produce a csv file which includes information which is only ever stored on a handwritten post-it note on the back of a drawer in a locked office, and this needs to be sent by unspecified means to a third-party who never reply to any of your emails asking, nay, pleading, for some information on what format they require. Oh yes and Alex in accounts needs a particular spreadsheet re-creating, but it has to be aligned to lunar months except when there's more than two vowels in the week...

A full and complete specification document is a fairy-tale, used by BoFHs to send their PFYs to sleep. No such thing has ever existed, and if it did then our universe would be complete and could be shut down.

Bloodhound gang handles the pan again to get back to Hakskeenpan

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You can have an open container of hydrogen peroxide in a room and it won't kill everyone in the room.

By the standards of rocket propellants it's practically as safe as mother's milk.

Drones must be constantly connected to the internet to give Feds real-time location data – new US govt proposal

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Re: not subect

I'm no expert on FAA rules, but their drone rules look more stringent than their light aircraft rules.

You could fly a Cessna with less red-tape than a drone.

Starship bloopers: Watch Elon Musk's Mars ferry prototype explode on the pad during liquid nitrogen test

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Re: It's complex work

At least we live in an age where it's relatively easy to have 24/7 video of rocket construction and testing, so we get footage of all the kabooms that happen.

Imagine how many BANG!s from the early space age weren't filmed.

Raspberry Pi goes 2GB for the price of 1GB in honour of mini-computer's eighth birthday

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Re: 2GB minumum

I feel that at least part of the blame should be placed at the feet of web designers.

I doubt any browser would be such a memory hog if all the web pages we accessed were plain HTML with a few images.

(eg, just this comment page is using about 7.5MB, that's basically all of the memory of my old Amiga 1200, after I'd upgraded it).

Surprise! Plans for a Brexit version of the EU's Galileo have been delayed

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Re: Good

"Is there also, any rule in history that says a country can only have the one civil war?"

Of course not, the UK has had plenty, we just only admit to one. (For example, the War of the Roses was clearly a civil war, but not a 'Civil War').

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Re: Good

Hey now! Much of the technology and know-how behind Blue Streak ended up in Black Arrow, the UK's successful, homegrown, orbital launcher. Which now I think of it, could be a perfect launch vehicle for a global positioning satellite.*

You know, if the government hadn't cancelled it in 1971.

* Assuming a modest upgrade program for the rocket over the last fifty years so it could put ~200kg in orbit, and some shrinkage in the satellite mass.

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Re: Good

"Beidou - China (comes online this year)"

It will offer full global coverage this year, but arguably it was completed either in 2011 when it offered full coverage of China (ie, everywhere that matters to the CCP), or December 2018 when it offered some global capability.

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Re: #hipsterpriorities

But this article is about satellites, not beards or coffee?

Scottish biz raided, fined £500k for making 193 million automated calls

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But if we implemented your solution then the telecos wouldn't make as much money, and we can't be having that. Or rather, the politicians they make 'campaign contributions' to, won't be having that.

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Re: OPEX - 'nough said.

Dear elReg.

To save IGotOut replying to every comment in this thread, perhaps you could add a line or two in the article pointing out that the offence pre-dates GDPR.

Ta muchly.

We regret to inform you there are severe delays on the token ring due to IT nerds blasting each other to bloody chunks

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Devil

We managed to take down the school network by flooding it with IPX packets from Doom (and later Quake). Fortunately the network pretty much only covered the single computer room, so we only pissed off the IT teacher (sorry Mr Leigh!)

Time to svn commit like it's the year 2000: Apache celebrates 20 years of Subversion

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Re: svn vs git

You can do what they call a "sparse checkout", I think that's what you want. (don't ask me how to use it mind).

Or if you're trying to work on the Windows source code, maybe GVFS?

Wi-Fi of more than a billion PCs, phones, gadgets can be snooped on. But you're using HTTPS, SSH, VPNs... right?

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Re: powerline ethernet adapters

Powerline ethernet works great in some buildings, but if your house is more than a hundred years old, then get ready for all sorts of fun. Like finding you have multiple separate loops in the same room, none of which can be used to connect to each other. Or, having to run an ethernet cable between two rooms, to bridge two separate circuits.

(And you're probably trying out powerline ethernet because old houses and wifi often don't work well together)

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Re: "MitM attacks on unencrypted network traffic do happen"

"I see the myth of hidden SSID's as a security feature still persists."

It's about as secure as not putting a number on the front of your house, in an attempt to stop burglars.

I heard somebody say: Burn baby, burn – server inferno!

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Re: But of course

Hide the thermostat, and leave a fake one in plain view that's not connected to anything.

That way they'll spend their time playing with the fake one, not trying to break into the real one.

Never thought we'd write this headline: Under Siege Steven Seagal is not Above The Law, must fork out $314,000 after boosting crypto-coin biz

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WSUSper it with us, Insiders: Windows 10 2004 is getting closer

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Perhaps Microsoft should skip build numbers that can be mistaken for a somewhat current date. Just go straight to 3000+ and avoid any confusion.

We've only just narrowly missed having Windows 10 2003, and they've already skipped Windows 9.

Sophos was gearing up for a private life – then someone remembered the bike scheme

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Re: Well that's embarrassing

"I presume a number of highly paid advisors have got a suitable bollocking for this cock-up."

I'm presuming that some junior workers got the blame, while the highly paid advisors made it back to the bar in time for trebles all round.

Poor old Google. Its cloud division only brought in $8.9bn last year. So it's chucking a few billion at US offices and data centres

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So, data centre engineer is still looking like a stable career then?