* Posts by phuzz

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Autopilot guides Texan plane home from a dizzying 30,000m

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It's worth noting that the artificial limit of commercial GPS 1,900 km/h AND over 18,000m.

Of course, you can get round those limits either by constructing your own receiver, or asking a supplier very nicely, like the Copenhaagen Suborbital guys did:

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2013/09/bypassin-us-gps-limits-for-active-guided-rockets/

It would be interesting to know if GLONASS also shares those limits.

China challenged to take down all of AWS and Google

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Re: Hmm.

Because Amazon would drop the PirateBay in a heartbeat.

There's a difference between something which is entirely legal in the US, where Amazon are based, (which presumably GreatFire are), and something which is illegal AND directly hurts Amazon's bottom line (they'd rather you paid to download/buy stuff from them, rather than do it for free).

'PATHETIC' Galaxy Gear sales skewer smartwatch HYPE-O-GASM bubble

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Couple of notes about the Pebble, cost was something like £90, but racked up another £25 on the way through customs, and the battery life on mine is at least 7 days.

BLAST OFF! NASA's MAVEN Mars probe ROARS into orbit

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Re: Biased reporting...

To actually answer your trolling question;

Because el Reg is a British publication, the cost to the taxpayer is exactly zero. Some foreigners might be paying a tiny fraction of their income for it but who cares about them?

TOQ of the TOWN: A second screen for the second screen. Third screen?

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Re: so i can look at my watch

A weather FOREcast implies that it's predicting what the weather will be like in the future.

Quite handy if you want to know if you need to wear a coat etc.

That said, the larger display of a phone or computer allows one to see if it's going to rain all day, or just at the times when one will be walking outside, a bit more useful than a single icon on a watch.

Deep beneath melting Antartic ice: A huge active volcano

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Re: Incorrect...

If you're going to make up a good story, you might as well steal the best bits from HP Lovecraft.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/At_the_Mountains_of_Madness

Budget decay kills NASA plutonium drive project

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Ask the Russians

The Russians have enough Pu238 knocking around to sell some to the Chinese for their lunar program*, why not buy it from them?

Oh yeah, national pride. As my mum always says, pride always comes before a fall.

* Source:

http://translate.google.co.uk/translate?sl=ru&tl=en&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=http://www.atomic-energy.ru/news/2012/06/21/34286&act=url

India's Martian MOM lays another perfect orbital egg

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Re: No chucking!

MOM is really using a Hohmann transfer orbit, which is a German 'invention', but really it's just doing the maths based on the work done by Newton and Huygens and others.

I'm not sure anybody can claim that they invented certain low energy orbital transfers, it's more about discovering what was already dictated by the laws of physics.

Sony's new PlayStation 4 and open source FreeBSD: The TRUTH

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Re: QNX

Unfourtunately 1.44Mb is still > 128k

Dell orbits Linux a third time with revamped Sputnik notebooks

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Re: Something I can afford please....

Aren't laptops with Windows on usually cheaper due to microsoft subsidies?

BOFH: One flew over the PFY's nest

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off topic

On a completely unrelated note, we've just discovered that one of the devs here has never heard of goatse.

I don't think he'll be clicking on any links we send him today...

Hackers steal 'FULL credit card details' of 376,000 people from Irish loyalty programme firm

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I did use to work with a credit card processing system from Commidea which stored all the credit card details (except the CVV, this was about 10 years ago, so CVV wasn't in wide use then) in plain text. It would then upload the transaction details via FTP (not SFTP) over it's own private ISDN line.

One of my jobs was to pop into the server room in the morning, open up the processing software, and print out the last days transactions, so our accounts team could verify they'd all gone through correctly. Of course, the full card number and expiry date were on the print out.

Funnily enough Commidea pulled the product after a while.

Is it all up for LANDFILL ANDROID? BEHOLD, the Moto G

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Re: not a galaxy killer at all

Not everyone knows, why don't they have an SD card slot?

I'd guess cost myself, which might be the case with this phone, but that wouldn't explain the Nexus 5 not having one.

I'd guess the iPhone doesn't have one because Apple prefer to keep things as simple as possible, after all, selling smartphones that the average person could use is how they got such a big chunk of the market in the first place.

Bay pride: WD slips out FOUR-DRIVE network FILE STASH

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Re: RAID

RAID 5 is not "RAID".

I assume you mean "RAID5 is not the only kind of RAID". Otherwise I have to agree, if your RAID array is unresponsive during a rebuild, then you have a crap RAID controller.

Ricoh Theta 360˚ camera: Point and click immersive imaging

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Re: Is there a market for this?

The default camera app in Android 4.3 (and 4.2?) does this as, for free. Plus you can download the images as jpgs, or view them online in their full, clicky-draggy glory.

SPACE, the FINAL FRONTIER: These are the images of the star probe Cassini

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Budget

Shame it looks like any extension to Cassini will put it up against Curiosity for money, which is not a compromise I'd like to have to make.

http://www.planetary.org/blogs/guest-blogs/van-kane/20131112_Cassini_extended_mission.html

Boffins boggled by ORB-shaped electrons

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Re: Why always so wrong

The Casimir effect is a better example, as it's something which can, and has been measured in the lab, abit with great difficulty.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casimir_effect

Virgin Media to hike broadband prices by nearly 7 per cent

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Re: So will this 7% rise be in addition to the 11.5% rise BB only subs got gouged with?

You can put the (not-really-very-) superhub into modem mode, and use your own router. I hear that makes it much easier to live with. We don't use wifi much in our house so it's shortcomings aren't so apparent.

Mixed bag of motors lifts India's budget Mars shot

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Old arguments

Maybe Korolev was right in his arguments with Chelomey , non hypergolic fuels are a better choice...

Which Who to view? Pick one from two: Doctor Who twin trailers hit the interwebs

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Re: Where did the subtleties go?

If they'd had the budget or the technical capabilities then the original series would have had just as many special effects. At least the days of sets wobbling when people slam doors is behind us.

How my batch process nightmare was solved by a Wombat

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Re: So many truths in there...

Plus you'll probably have learnt something along the way, and if you're canny, you'll have saved your code/scripts/macro ready for re-use when you next come across a similar problem.

Wayback Machine hardware up in FLAMES (but interwebs' DeLorean WAS backed up)

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Re: What is Wayback digitising, and why?

Not content with archiving ALL the internet*, they also store pretty much any data they can get their hands on, including in this case books, which they digitise with rather funky book scanning machines.

From a mention of "our library partners" in their press release/blog post I suspect they were helping a library scan old books.

More info here: http://archive.org/scanning

* all the internet their spiders can reach anyway

You've been arrested for computer crime: Here's what happens next

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Level one also includes the sort of thing that might crop up in a collection of stock images which you downloaded, found the one image you needed, and then deleted.

Not much of a problem unless your computer is searched, then things start to get complicated for you...

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Re: If proof were needed that police are theives [lying and bribery proof currently in the courts]

The chances of your harddrive getting destroyed by the police is pretty low. The chance of it randomly failing i much higher.

Either way, use off site backups!

Pebble smartwatch app guys! Put your mind at WRIST: New SDK + iOS 7 alerts

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No news about Bluetooth Low Energy for Android yet then? (Android 4.3 supports it)

Mind you, I only got mine last week, so I've got no idea what the battery life is like yet, at least 7 days on one charge so far.

Crowdfunded audit of 'NSA-proof' encryption suite TrueCrypt is GO

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Re: Still not "secure"

Increasing the length of the key by one bit, will double the time needed to perform a brute-force attack.

So, in your example a 513 bit key would require 11 months to crack.

A 514 bit key would require 22 months to crack and so on, a 522 bit key would require 5632 months (over 450 years).

I'll leave it up to you to work out how much more secure a 1024 bit key is, assuming that the cypher can only be attacked using brute force, but one starts hitting 'end-of-the-universe' type timespans quite quickly.

And remember, I'm not the FBI, and I'm not asking you for a budget.

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Re: Audit

From TFA:

"the name of the firm who submitted the tender [to perform the audit] is being withheld pending evaluation of its offer and those from potential rival bids"

Reading comprehension is a useful skill.

Anonymous hacktivists' Million Mask March protest hits London

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Re: @AC 11:59

At least turn up to the polling station and spoil your ballot, otherwise you're no different from everyone sat on their arses at home who are too lazy to vote.

Google's Nexus 5: Best smartphone bang for your buck. There, we said it

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Screen size

I can't be the only person wanting a smaller screen can I?

A smaller screen means a smaller phone, so it would fit in my pocket easier, and drain a little less battery (although a smaller phone would have a smaller battery).

I don't need more than a 4" screen on my phone personally.

Oh, and whatever the make, it needs to be supported by Cyanogenmod.

WTF is ... 802.15.4e?

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TCP/IP

"The protocol is fully acknowledged"

If the underlying protocol is fully acknowledged, wouldn't that make running TCP over it (where each packet is also acknowledged) be slightly redundant?

Honest question, I'm out beyond the limits of my knowledge here.

Fiery bits of Euro satellite to rain down on Earth this weekend

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Re: If a bit lands in my garden ....

You should be less worried about radiation from fallen satellites, but perhaps more worried about leftover propellant which can be quite nasty stuff. Although in this case, GOCE's ion engines used Xenon, which is inert and therefore harmless.

Have you reinstalled Windows yet? No, I just want to PRINT THIS DAMN PAGE

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Re: Cats = Fleas = cat turds on the lawn

The trouble is, although a cat might do a good job of scaring away mice and rats, some of them also do a pretty good job of bringing half dead mice back to the house from outside, where they have just enough life left to run and hide behind the fridge before dying and gently decomposing over the next few weeks...

That said, I like cats, something about their petty cruelty to lesser beings appeals to the BOFH in me.

From Russia with Code: Edward Snowden gets job on website helldesk

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Re: freudian much?

Why the down vote? Everyone has a first time they hear a joke, even if it's years after everyone else.

Phil, may I also introduce you to "lusers", as an alternative spelling of users.

HTC phone STOPS BULLET, saves Florida gas station clerk's life

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Re: What a shame

What model was it? Enquiring (geeky) minds want to know.

Looks a bit like a Desire HD, but not quite.

Virgin Media only puts limited limits on its Unlimited service

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Re: What a bunch...

80/6Mb is waaaay more than you need for remote desktop. Even VNC will work on less than 1Mb each way, RDP is much more efficient than VNC.

Instead of a static IP, you could use one of the dynamic DNS services available, or just write a script which checks your public IP and emails you when that changes, which won't be that often if our VM account is anything to go by.

Ohh! The PRECIOUS! Give it to uss. We WANTS it: Shiny iThings coming in 2014

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Re: Apple sounds like an attention seeking child

To be fair to Apple, their approach to PR (ie say nothing and let everyone else hype rumours) has worked pretty well for them, and if it ain't broke...

Payday loan firms are the WORST. Ugh, my mobe's FILLED with filthy SPAM

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PPI

I get a bunch of spam txts and the odd call and it's all about PPI claims.

Surely not enough people bought PPI in the first place to be miss-sold it, to make it worthwhile trying to cash in on claiming it?

And can't you claim compensation yourself, rather than needing an outside company to do it?

The Reg explores technology in a remote aboriginal community

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Re: errrrrrrrrrrrrr

I thought a dry river race was something that Terry Pratchett had invented in Lost Continent.

I am pleased that it's a real thing.

Netgear router admin hole is WIDE OPEN, but DON'T you dare go in, warns infosec bod

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Re: Not surprised

Draytek make good kit for the small office market, and they release regular firmware updates even for their older kit.

Mind you, they are pricier than an el cheapo netgear router, but you do get what you pay for...

(I don't work for Draytek, but I've used a lot of their kit and generally enjoyed the experience)

A steam punk VDU ?

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Re: Luminous paint

That's not a million miles away from how a CRT works, and if you've every played an original Asteroids machine, the slow fade of the phosphor is used to great effect as a little trail behind each 'bullet'.

Euro Parliament votes to end data sharing with US – the NSA swiped the bytes anyway

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"It's pretty apparent at this point that the NSA's only oversight is the man from DelMonte"

Fixed that for you ;)

Oz racehorse shod with 3D-printed titanium hoofwear

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But the weights will be added to the saddle of the horse, not the ends of it's feet, which might well make them easier to carry.

Pirate Bay captain pleads with Swedes: Don't make me walk Danish plank

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Re: it was the one-armed guy

Time to go enable remote desktop with a blank password then, as apparently this will get me off all charges I could possibly face...

Ubisoft's Watch Dogs muzzled by delays

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Facepalm

It's a good thing nobody ever made any form of entertainment where someone hijacks traffic lights for their own gain.

Hang about lads, I've had a great idea...

(http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064505/)

Can you trust 'NSA-proof' TrueCrypt? Cough up some dough and find out

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Re: Or we could give up and just OBEY?

"who am I to disbelieve them?"

Well, hopefully someone who read the paper he edited. Why would you assume that the security services were any more trustworthy or competent than any other government department?

Leveson: My Whingers' Charter™ is PERFECT, you impudent MPs

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Phone hacking is already illegal, as is bribing police officers to get information about criminal cases, so perhaps a better route would be more resources to investigate such abuses, and perhaps toughening up punishments on already existing crimes?

Double-click? Oh how conventional of you, darling!

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Re: Standards...

It's not just Citroen's, my Peugeot* puts the buttons for the electric windows not on the doors, near the actual windows (what a typically un-french, non-romantic idea!). No, the controls for the windows are in the middle of the car, just behind the handbrake.

Of course, this means every time I get into another car I fruitlessly scrabble next to the handbrake before realising that the buttons are next to the window.

I suppose I should count myself lucky that the handbrake is in the middle of the car, not on the roof or something.

*Peugeot - an impossible word for a dyslexic to spell.

Happy 10th b-day, Patch Tuesday: TWO critical IE 0-day bugs, did you say?

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Oddly, both my home machine, and now my work one both got stuck after rebooting on "Installing updates, 32% done". After a hard reset they both sorted themselves out.

I'm not sure how long it would take if I'd not updated Win 7 for a year, but I was updating some Ubuntu 10.04 machines this week that hadn't been updated for about a year, and there was well over 100Mb of updates for them.

Digital 'activists' scramble to build Silk Road 2.0, but drug kingpins are spooked

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Re: Outside

Not only that, they're a Class A now, so according to the government, as dangerous as heroin. Personally I listen to the advice from the government's drugs advisory board, even if the government doesn't.

I don't think Anon was suggesting it was legal to pick mushrooms, just free and easy.

Oh, shoppin’ HELL: I’m in the supermarket of the DAMNED

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Although until recently the Sainsburys ones had the interesting quirk that if you finished scanning and just jammed your card in without first pressing 'Pay now' and then 'credit card', it would get stuck in a loop of complaining about your card.

They've fixed it now, but I can't see why they can't just assume that when you stick your card in then you've finished shopping and are ready to pay.