* Posts by phuzz

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After Monday's landing, SpaceX wants to do it in triplicate

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Re: I just love the idea of the two boosters coming down roughly together...

When they build these new launchpads, they should build some specially hardened camera silos round the edges, and one right in the middle pointing straight up.

Imagine the footage as each booster comes in to land!

Of course, it won't matter in a few years because Elon will have his volcano lair with a hidden landing pad ala Thunderbirds.

What will laws on self-driving cars look like? Think black boxes and 'minimum attention'

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Re: autonomous systems are fine

Move to a country that spends some money on infrastructure. For example, Germany,where this legislation is being discussed.

Missile bods MBDA win Brit military laser cannon contract

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Trollface

Why don't Phillips have their own laser weapons division?

They could call it "Phillips Energy Weapons", or PEW for short.

Space station to get shiny new ringpiece for automatic penetration

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Re: "The standard, agreed in 2010, could prove vital"

It turns out the standard has it's own website, http://www.internationaldockingstandard.com/, with a pdf to download. Handy for those of you building spaceships in your shed.

Although it might have been agreed in 2010, it's clearly based on the Apollo/Soyuz docking adaptor, as developed by NASA and the USSR in partnership back in 1975. That's right kids, even in the middle of a Cold War, and a space race, engineers don't care about your petty politics, they just wanna SPACE.

Revolutionary Brit-made SABRE hybrid rocket engine to burn in 2020

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Re: Meanwhile NASA prepares its Apollo v1.1 ...

@cray74, are you a rocket scientist? If not, maybe it's a career you should look into, that was a great explanation, I just wish I could give you more than one upvote.

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Re: Wow!

They have already run the pre-cooler at ground level (four years ago), so some testing has been done already. (Note that they heated the incoming air up to the temperatures they're expecting at Mach 5).

To my mind this shows that they have demonstrated a working model at working speeds and simulated altitudes, and given that ESA have signed off on the testing so far, they agree. And they, after all, are rocket scientists.

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Re: Meanwhile NASA prepares its Apollo v1.1 ...

SLS isn't using upgraded Apollo technology, it's using upgraded Shuttle technology.

Which is a shame, because the modernised F-1B engine looked pretty good.

Tupperware vehemently denies any link to storage containerisation

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Re: Tsk

"Mind you, it's a myth that's probably going to hang around for quite some time, as I don't see lawyers going too far out of their way to correct things."

I'm sure that has nothing to do with said lawyers charging to send the "stop using our TM" letters out in the first place...

Meet Riffle, the next-gen anonymity network that hopes to trounce Tor

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Re: Munitions

You know a lot of the early work on Tor was funded by the US government?

Check out their Sponsors page.

By Juno! NASA delivers first new snaps from Jupiter

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Re: Juno and its pictures...

The original plans weren't even going to include a visible light camera, so we should be happy we get any snaps at all.

AWS works on 'urgent' deals for UK customers as £ dips against $

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Re: They just won't try to contact us

Unusual, normally you can't get the buggers to stop calling.

FBI arrests satellite engineer on charges of espionage

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Re: Smacks of unbelievable stupidity to me.

"exactly the kind of guy that agents (of all kinds) exploit to get what they want"

In this case, a nice bump to their "spies arrested" totals, and a bit of publicity.

You were talking about the FBI agent right?

In mourning for Nano, chap crafts 1k-loc text editor

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Gimp

In the eternal holy war between vi and emacs, nano is the only sane choice!

(It also pisses off the greybeards at work so much, that I use it just to spite them)

New ISS crew will spend their time bombarding computers with radiation

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Re: More info here:

"Okay, great. So they can make your bones go soft right here on Terra Firma. What good is that?"

To make a cure, you need to have something you can test on. Of course there can test on the astro/cosmo-nauts themselves, but if they can come up with a good analogue on the ground, it becomes much easier and cheaper than testing on the handful of people in space each year.

So, now that they've created something they can test, they want to check that it does accurately lose bone density in the same way as in space.

Blighty will have a whopping 24 F-35B jets by 2023 – MoD minister

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Is HMS Prince of Wales still scheduled to be mothballed as soon as it's built?

You can’t sit there, my IoT desk tells me

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Re: I know that feeling well...

I had one of those kneeling chairs at my last job (because that's what was under the desk I was given).

It turned out to be great for my lower back. I did wear out the knees on my trousers though.

Wannabe Prime Minister Andrea Leadsom thinks all websites should be rated – just like movies

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Re: Andrea Leadsom...

@ Symon I'm pretty sure* that Titus is being a mite sarcastic and is comparing Theresa May to Maggie Thatcher.

Which is ridiculous because Maggie at least understood basic science.

* Well, I hope so

New DNA 'hard drive' could keep files intact for millions of years

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Unhappy

I have enough trouble with losing USB drives, imagine how many strands of DNA I can lose in my desk drawer.

Facebook ‘glitch’ that deleted the Philando Castile shooting vid: It was the police – sources

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Re: One of the many reasons

I'm pretty sure the biggest difference is not how the police are armed, it's that most witnesses carry a mobile phone that can record video with them now.

People have been getting shot by the US police for a long time, but now there's video of it happening so that's it's not just the word of a member of the public verses that of a cop.

A statement from Steven P Bong concerning alleged CV inaccuracies

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Paris Hilton

Re: Who????

Here, this might help.

Paris, because I'm pretty sure she's a savvier business person than ¡Bong! >>>>>>>>>>>>

Sysadmins: Use these scripts to fully check out of your conference calls

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Re: "I'm sorry, could you repeat that?"

I've been in plenty of meetings where every time certain people are asked for their input ("hey, X, last week you said you'd have those VPN details ready for us...") they startle like you've just woken them up, have to have everything explained to them again, and then turn out to have no input ("er, I've not done that yet").

So yeah, you could totally replace those people with a recording that just says "er, sorry, what was the question again?", although to make it more realistic, the recording shouldn't play until their name has been shouted at least three times.

(Names withheld to protect the guilty)

NASA curious about Curiosity's fourth 'safe mode' event

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Alien

Obviously some Martian kids took it for a little joyride and left it with the antenna pointing the worng way.

Damn kids, get off my regolith.

UK.gov's hated Care.data project binned

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Boffin

I can kind of see the original idea. Giving scientists access to the medical records of an entire population would surely lead to advances in medical knowledge (that new drug you're taking for $disease, you'll be lucky if it's been tested on more than 100 people). However, there's really obvious privacy implications.

How can people's data be anonymised enough that they can stay private, but still be useful for research?

TP-Link abandons 'forgotten' router config domains

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Re: Name Server in the Router?

"I've seen many people told by some clueless friends to set and use Google's DNS on their clients"

If you had to use Virgin Media's DNS servers, you'd want to use a fast and effective DNS as well.

Also, 8.8.8.8 is easier to remember than 208.67.222.222.

Supermicro's macro Microblade: That chassis is... huge

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Re: What racks are you using ?!

It's about 2-3cm deeper than an HP c3000, which is already plenty big.

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Megaphone

I sympathise with your cat. We have a couple of HP blade enclosures here, and one of them sits at just under a critical temperature most of the time.

This means, sometimes I'm in the server room, working on something else, when suddenly all the fans go full pelt without warning as a temperature sensor notches up one degree over its threshold.

Not only is it a big surprise, it's almost deafening.

FBI won't jail future US president over private email server

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IT Angle

Explanation needed

Can anyone explain to me why Hillary seems to be hated so much by half the US?

Yes, I've heard "she lies all the time", "she's corrupt" and so on, but from this side of the Atlantic she doesn't seem to be any better or worse than the average politician.

Is there some specific reason that she's so much worse than any other politician? Or is it just partisanship getting more heated than normal?

Genuinely curious.

Not your Imagination: Britain’s other chip giant posts biggest ever loss

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Re: going, going...

Well, lets face it, it's not like Apple have the kind of cash to just buy the whole company outright on a whim. They only made seventy million quid last year, poor dears.

Sterling's post-Brexit dollar woes are forcing up tech kit prices

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Re: John Crisp Leave...

Ten seconds checking currency rates shows me that I can buy less dollars today (1.33) than I could last month (1.45), or even last year (1.55).

Still, nothing to worry about right?

Blighty's EU science funding will remain unchanged until new PM triggers Article 50

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Re: Not good for UK science

I can't find the article now, but based on some guesses, someone thought that the Remain campaign had lost about 16,000 votes to people who were at Glastonbury without a postal/proxy vote.

Mind you, when everyone says "if the youth don't like it, it's their fault for not turning out to vote", they are forgetting that the turnout for young people has been low for at least twenty years now, so there's a good chance that you (yes you!) were once a young person who didn't bother to vote.

Isis crisis: Facebook makes Bristol lass an unperson

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Re: Isis IS another stupid label

I call them TBA

That Bunch of Arseholes.

A trip to the Twilight Zone with a support guy called Iron Maiden

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Re: EU what?

So, a bit less democratic than the House of Lords then?

Drones, weed and prison: Bloke pleads guilty over plan

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"I guess if ever wanted to do porridge time, I'd go the UK to do the crime."

Sorry to put a dampener on your plans, but given the differences in the size of the prison population of the UK (~150 prisoners per 100,000) and the US (~700 per 100,000), you're much less likely to be sent to prison in the UK. Sucks eh?

Trans-Pacific FASTER fibre fires first photons, finally

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The internet is a series of tubes, and those tubes are full of cat-shaped photons.

Brexit-bored Brits back to bashing the bishop after ballot box blues

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Coat

I do wonder what sort of person sits down at their computer, opens up google, and searches for "porn".

Nothing specific, just plain old porn. They apparently don't care what they see as long as there's nekkid people somehow involved.

Mines the one with the "highly specialised literature" in the pocket >>>>>>>>>>

What Brexit means for you as a motorist

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There's still some UK owned and run car companies. There's Morgan, erm, and McLaren?

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Re: Passport, driving licence validity

"it'll be because of sheer bloodymindedness"

Fortunately it's only us brits that have a monopoly on bloodymindeness right?

Global 'terror database' World-Check leaked

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Re: I like the "Global Terror Database" headline

What you do, right, is you put all the terror in a database, right. Then you just drop the tables, simples!

Tesco Mobile does what? Hahahahahahaha. Sorry customers

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Joke

"you are in the vicinity of a complete cock when they start any sentence with leverage"

Unless you've just asked the question "How are we going to move that big rock with these long poles?"

My plan to heal this BROKEN, BREXITED BRITAIN

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"Unfortunately, we will need to provide a national platform for any racist or fascist sentiment, amplifying these crackpots.

There may be difficulties finding enough."

If only there was a lack of them.

Can gigabit fibre services revive Adelaide?

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Looking at the map, and reading the article, they're only looking at covering a relatively small area (ie Adelaide).

That's the politest way I can find of asking whether you read anything on the page apart from the 'Comment' button.

25,000 malware-riddled CCTV cameras form network-crashing botnet

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Re: Our Linux IP CCTV

"How would I ever know the camera had been hijacked?"

This could be tricky. Packet sniffing (ie looking at the network traffic to/from it) might help, especially if your camera seems to be trying to access a jewellery website.

Without a fair bit of expertise though your best bet is to make sure that the firmware is as up to date as possible. Check online to see if there's any vulnerability reported for that particular camera (or whatever it's software is based on). Finally, limit the internet access of the camera to the absolute bare minimum necessary through your modem/router. If you don't need to access it over the internet, then remove all it's access.

"Is there code I could run?"

Not really, sorry.

"Would BT (sigh) be able to spot 'a signature' of naughtiness?"

They could, but they almost certainly wouldn't.

What's the make and model of the camera? People might be able to advise you if it's got know problems or not.

Visiting America? US border agents want your Twitter, Facebook URLs

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Re: Be careful what you wish for...

Wouldn't a file consisting of /dev/zero compress right down to practically nothing?

Better would be something that's more random, but has a hint of a pattern to it. Something the Yanks will never comprehend, but will spend time trying to decipher anyway.

Maybe several years worth of cricket commentaries?

Parliament takes axe to 2nd EU referendum petition

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The petition was originally set up before the referendum, ironically by a leave campaigner.

Maybe we could turn the endless series of referendums into a tourist attraction somehow. Truly it would be a wonder of the world, on par with Swindon's magic roundabout.

IT consultant gets 4 years' porridge for tax fraud

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Re: Claimed to be unemployed

So about half of what you get for a splif then?

NVMe SSDs tormented for months in some kind of sick review game

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Re: Software RAID impact - ZFS?

Or Storage Spaces come to that.

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Re: Hardware RAID couldn't compete?

Trevor couldn't hardware RAID them because the drives were on individual PCIe cards.

So unless someone builds a RAID controller that has PCIe slots on it then software RAID is the only way.

(Software RAID is less of an issue than normal, because the CPU has a decent amount of bandwidth to the storage, and plenty of oomph)

Thinking of using multiple clouds? Don't do it, stick with us says AWS CEO

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WTF?

Do you mean Amazon employee? Or do you dislike MS so much you see their name everywhere?

Late night smartphone use makes women go blind

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Re: Haar!

As far as I know, most of the V force crews planned to head south for friendly territories in the middle east.

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Re: Haar!

V-bomber pilots were issued with eye patches for a similar reason, although it was expected that the detonation of a nuke nearby would make them more than just temporarily blind, but in theory they'd have a good eye to try and land with.

Although, as their missions would have involved bombing the Soviet Union at the same time as the US was nuking it with ICBMs, they'd probably see a lot of nuclear explosions in one day.