* Posts by Ian 55

1043 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Feb 2010

UK.gov forks out £250k to rescue EROTIC novelists and pals from PIRATES

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As UK courts will not enforce copyright in grossly immoral works...

(See Hyde Park Residence Ltd vs David Yelland, et al [1999] EWHC Patents 247, reaffirming Glyn v Weston Feature Film [1916] 1 Ch. 261 on this point.)

... it's particularly ironic to see taxpayer cash going to support someone in trying to stop piracy of porn, which by definition is grossly immoral.

Fed up with Windows? Linux too easy? Get weird, go ALTERNATIVE

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Re: Forth

Yes, I was thinking that Forth is ideal for people who want to / have to get things done in less than the size most other OSes have for their logo graphic. As well as the tiny footprint, it also gives you unparalleled interactivity, so remains ideal for people who have to do stuff with hardware. It's much more useful on things like the Arduino than the C variant that's the official language, for example.

A fixed Forth would be going against the language philosophy. One of the reasons people want to replace X is the baggage you need to have an X driver. It will never be needed, but without it, you're not X. Forth takes the view that if you don't want something - arrays, for example - you don't have to have it. If you do want something, you probably want a particular sort of it - an array that keeps track of the max/min/average value say - that will be important for you, but not something that should be imposed on everyone. That's not being too flexible, that's power.

OS X Mavericks mail client spews INFINITE SPAM

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Having just read that, it is fascinating to see how well Linux does and the ways in which Apple is determined to lose.

Play Elite, Pitfall right now: Web TIME PORTAL opens to vintage games, apps

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Big Trouble

That's part of the greatness of the film - the all-American 'hero' is an idiot and it's the Chinese Amercian sidekick who actually gets stuff done.

The picture's main problem is that it was made a decade too early, before the West got Jackie Chan. Hollywood has now got the Hong Kong 'heroic gunplay' genre - even giving the inferior remake of Infernal Affairs the best picture Academy Award - but it still hasn't 'got' the magical genre.

Hate data fees but love your HD slab? Here's a better way to pay for bytes

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Talk Mobile

What they said they would do: send a free text alert when the (low) data limit was approached.

What they did: not send any alert, but charged 10p/Mib until all my PAYG credit was gone and then send me a text saying 'You've got no money left!'

It was this that got me installing a data checker on my phone.

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what to do with the 3,000 texts

Get a teenager...

Mark Shuttleworth labels Mir opponents 'the Open Source Tea Party'

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Re: Rhetorical question. Is Ubuntu still Linux?

I suspect it's about marketing. The SDP* used to call itself that, rather than the Social Democratic Party because polls told it that people didn't like political 'parties'. Here, you've got the FUD** about Linux putting some people off trying it, so just talking about Ubuntu may get some people to try it.

* For those lucky enough to be too young to remember, they were a bunch of right wingers from the Labour Party who split off in the early 80s to form their own party. There had an 'Alliance' with the Liberals, then after a couple of elections, most of them dropped out or merged with the Liberals to form the LibDems. The notable exception was Dr Death aka David Owen whose rich backers gave up when the rump SDP finished behind the Monster Raving Loonies at a by-election.

** When even Micro Mart with its reasonable Linux coverage can talk about Linux infringing Microsoft parents in an article about what to do after XP, you know there's plenty of it about.

Not so Saucy after all: Ubuntu reveals Mirless Salamander... and what, no Britney?

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Re: what to do, what to do

As ever, they'll be a wait of a month or so for the next Mint, but nothing here runs 'normal' Ubuntu any more: it's either Mint or Xubuntu.

Assange: 'Ecuadorian embassy staff are like my family'

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"All MI5 have to do is to persuade the Ecuadorian ambassador to go to TalkTalk"

Ha!

I am waiting for the large and inviolate without serious repercussions 'diplomatic bag' to be seen to leave the embassy, to be pursued by half the Met.

Ex-Valve engineers raise begging bowl for 3D holographic-like goggles

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Re: What about those of us already wearing glasses?

Before anyone says it, yes, I know that there are some shots of people being given a couple of *minutes* demo via a 'hold this mask in front of your eyes / glasses' setup at the MakerFaire, but as anyone with glasses will tell you, having 3D glasses on top of your glasses for two *hours* in the cinema rarely goes well or comfortably...

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What about those of us already wearing glasses?

Neat idea, but without sales there won't be much software using it and without much software using it...

It doesn't look like it would work for us.

Leveson: My Whingers' Charter™ is PERFECT, you impudent MPs

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Re: good article..

OK, I'll bite - in terms of ensuring that the press does not abuse its power, is the current Press Complaints Commission 'too strong', 'too weak', or 'just right'?

Scottish leader splurged £20k appealing disclosure of EU membership legal bungle

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Re: As an English Taxpayer

I wouldn't count on keeping all of North Sea Oil above Berwick - the second Scotland as a whole votes for independence, the campaign for an independent Shetland starts, and it'd win any vote there.

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Re: The no campaign is grasping at straws here

@plrndl

Never mind Spain: if I were Prime Minister Milliband - it could happen - I would veto Scotland's admission to the EU on the basis that Scotland's independence means I lose whatever majority I have and Labour will never win a UK General Election for the foreseeable future.

Computer Chess: Geek, gaming and retro-tech movie of the year

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Nobody thought in 1980 that a chess program on a micro could beat a grandmaster.

Ken Thompson's Belle used custom hardware made of LS TTL chips controlled by a LSI-11 mini ("It is portable, but one has to be dedicated to take it anywhere"), while Robert Hyatt's Cray Blitz ran on a - shock - a Cray supercomputer. Outside rapid play, none of them could beat a GM, and it wasn't until 1983 that something running on a micro beat a Master in tournament conditions.

Of course, they all expected to beat the world champion in five years...

Canadian operator EasyDNS stands firm against London cops

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"it has not been proven that TorrentPond contains links to infringing material"

Quite - unless I am missing something, it doesn't even appear to be a torrent site. Not only does it not host material, it doesn't even host .torrent files for torrents of the material.

It appears to be a site that enables you to search a selection of torrent sites, one at a time, with the same search. Google / Bing / any other general search engine does more than this: they will give you results from more than one site at the same time.

Microsoft store staff to hold all night vigil for Surface 2

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Re: How appropriate!

Microsoft - putting the 'C' into 'rap'.

Nokia tears devs' hearts out, shutters Symbian and Meego stores early

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Re: Nokia or Microsoft?

The teeny problem they've ignored is that killing the Symbian store two years early destroys trust in anything else they say.

RIP charging bricks: $279 HP Chromebook 11 charges via USB

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Re: Netbook trash!!

I still adore my Eee901 with its better screen, keyboard and battery life, but still ultra portable.

Ah Gentoo - 24 hours of compiling to spent 2.4% more time in the idle loop :)

London plod plonks, er, pull request on EasyDNS

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Re: nice to see

Looking (thank you, CoL Police) unless I am missing something, it doesn't even appear to be a torrent site. Not only does it not host material, it doesn't even host .torrent files for torrents of the material.

It appears to be a site that enables you to search a selection of torrent sites, one at a time, with the same search. Google / Bing / any other general search engine does more than this: they will give you results from more than one site at the same time.

Universal's High Fidelity Pure Audio trickles onto Blighty’s Blu-Ray hi-fis

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Re: Woah

Because people might pirate it - the music business cartel.

Because most people can't tell the difference - the rest of the world.

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Re: MP3

Since when has just a bit more than 1/4 of a bit per second been very high quality?

You're either mighty brave or mighty stupid. So which is it, Twitter?

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Re: They don't seem to be asking for enough money.

Quite. Only a moron would pay $10bn for Twitter - if you had that much, didn't want to lose it but still insisted on spending it on tech shares, would you buy Twitter, 5% of Google, or use it to fund 100 new companies? - so why not ask the morons for more? You already know they're morons.

Techno-thriller author and gaming franchise Tom Clancy dies at 66

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Re: He'll be missed...

Harpoon is interesting - techno deathmatch Hide-and-Seek, because if they find you before you find them, you're dead.

You put up with CRAPPY iOS 7. You can put up with Obamacare too, says prez

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"We don't actively root for failure..."

"... Apple doesn't even want to let people root."

Britney-obsessed Ubuntu 13.10 DUMPS X Windows-killer Mir in desktop U-turn

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Re: Does anyone still care about Ubuntu?

Third most used OS in the world, apparently.

I didn't say 'most popular'.

Feds smash internet drug bazaar Silk Road, say they'll KEELHAUL 'Dread Pirate Roberts'

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When there's $1.2b turnover, it's inconceivable that it won't.

US.gov - including NASA et al - quits internet. Is the UN running it now?

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"depending on where they choose to live, and how they choose to vote"

This is 'let them eat cake', isn't it?

Not everyone can just up and move to another state, and not everyone is somewhere where their vote matters.

Some are somewhere where there have been active attempts to stop them voting. Some are somewhere that's been gerrymandered to fuck. Even for presidential elections, if you are not in one of a handful of states, your vote is irrelevant.

'I don't trust Microsoft' after NSA disclosures says former privacy chief

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"..the immense benefits the new regime is already bestowing upon Germany"

Quite, a 17 year old Jewish refugee discovering just prior to WWII that many Brits don't like foreigners in general? 'Job done', Lord Rothermere would have said, before going off to write another article about why fascism is a Good Thing.

My grand-fathers and some of my uncles went to the rest of Europe to shoot Germans. My generation goes there to shag them. I think we have the better deal to be honest, and it's no thanks to the Mail.

Steve Jobs AIRBRUSHED from history by APPLE months before his death

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Stop

Where's the disabled access?

Or are people with mobility issues not allowed to worship at the House of Apple?

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Re: Patent law 101

Yes, but who thinks he actually did design it, as opposed to going 'Yes, that looks expensive enough...'?

Dixons preps home 3D printer for plastic-piping punters

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Re: HOW much?

GW - just say urgh.

It's not like you actually need their overpriced figures to play with their crappy rulesets.

BlackBerry ripped itself apart wooing CIOs AND iPhone fanbois - insiders

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Re: hard to disrupt your own nice business

What's wrong with carrying two phones? Lots of people do.

BB's problem is that they decided to try to be the only phone in people's pockets.

500 MEELLION PCs still run Windows XP. How did we get here?

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Re: Software is not magic!!

The only Windows programs I care about that won't run under WINE won't run in XP either (thank you, Microsoft for removing something that was in Win2000 in one case, and authors of games making stupid assumptions that undocumented stuff would stay the same across versions for a couple of others) so they're in a VM.

I've just gone from a Linux Mint machine that did have a dual boot into XP, but was never used in that - whenever there was a kernel update that needed rebooting, I'd let it boot into XP first and do the security patches, then reboot back to Mint - to one that had Win7 put on (the motherboard's BIOS update is only done via Windows) but will probably never see Windows again.

I did see enough to know that Windows 7 is actually better than XP and Win8, and therein lies Microsoft's problem. Vista was a pile of crap, so people held off updating, and very few people want Win8 but Microsoft is reluctant to do what's necessary to change that.

DEAD STEVE JOBS kills Apple bounce patent from BEYOND THE GRAVE

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Re: ludicrous claims

I can't face watching the whole 45 minutes - at what point is this and where's the bounce demo?

Windows 8 fans out-enthuse Apple fanbois

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Re: Amazon's way of doing it

Have you looked at your account to see how many devices Amazon think you have? Do you ever have to re-enter your account details on it?

If it really doesn't do this for you, delete the date for the AppStore and see what it does. I would be very interested to know if it doesn't create a new device, because it's doing it here on three bits of kit running on Android 4.0, 4.2 and 4.3.

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Amazon's way of doing it

Their 'AppStore' program normally remembers your Amazon details, but every time you have to re-enter them for some unknown reason to log into it on an Android device, it goes 'Ooooh, a new device!!! Let me create "Ian's Nexus 7 10" to go with "Ian's Nexus 7 9" and "Ian's Nexus 7 8" and "Ian's Nexus 7 7" and "Ian's Nexus 7 6" and "Ian's Nexus 7 5" and "Ian's Nexus 7 4" and "Ian's Nexus 7 3" and "Ian's Nexus 7 2" and "Ian's Nexus 7"!!! There's no chance that they could actually be the same bit of kit..."

Then it complains you have too many devices and so can't run the programs until you go to the Amazon website and delete some of this stupidity.

Fondling slabs during takeoff WON'T end in a fireball of death - report

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It should..

.. but I still want to sit next to an emergency exit.

Watch BLUBBERING BILLION-DOLLAR BALLMER: Microsoft goodbye love-gush leaks

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The scary thing is that he might actually believe it

"It’s about a company .. that’s innovative, that’s ethical, .. and lets people round the world realize their full potential.”

Google's robot army learns Spanish

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Re: Can it handle a poor starting material

"The Belgian minister has just made a joke - it would be polite to laugh."

Rare gold iPhone 5s goes up against 50 caliber high precision rifle

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I wonder how many people

would want to see a WinMo phone shot?

WD unveils new MyBook line: External drives now bigger... and CHEAP

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Re: Encrypted?

Ouch.

Bill Gates: Yes, Ctrl-Alt-Del salute was a MISTAKE

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Re: Meow.

It's him stroking the pussy in the better Bond films, isn't it?

'Wacky' Spanish VoD squad launches people-picked online vid service in UK

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On the one hand, lovely idea

On the other, looking at the crap that tops the ratings, urgh.

Blighty's great digital radio switchover targets missed AGAIN

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Long live FM

The idea of forcing everyone to attempt to switch over to DAB via taking away FM is bonkers, and I say that as someone with more DAB radios in the house than FM ones.

Picking a 50% target just shows greed for the cash in selling the spectrum, and failing to get there just proves how unwanted the switch over is...

Circling the RIM: BB10 becomes chamber of horrors for BlackBerry

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What's their patent portfolio worth?

That, minus the cost of closing the rest down, is probably their value.

UK.gov's e-Borders zombie still lurks under the English Channel

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Re: Just join Shengen and get over with it

Three reasons: the Daily Mail, the Daily Express and the rest of the racist press.

Shopping list for Tesco: Eggs, milk, bread, tablets (the £60 7in Android kind)

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Re: @jonathanb

Scottish notes are not legal tender anywhere. They're just in use in Scotland and accepted reasonably widely in the rest of the UK.

Firms fined $350,000 after yogurt sting uncovers review rigging

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WTF?

Brooklyn has yogurt shops?!?

And enough of them to make it credible that someone might want to pay to be top of the search results for 'brooklyn yogurt shop'?!?

Is this frozen yogurt, i.e. second-class ice cream, or the stuff I have for breakfast with fruit and museli?