* Posts by Andy 61

5 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Feb 2010

Icelandic biz baron: 'I have a private jet waiting in China for Snowden'

Andy 61
Coat

Re: Beware of Icelanders bearing gifts

I remember reading a quote just after it all went tits up. Something along the lines of:

"Who in their right mind would invest all their money in a volcano surrounded by fish"

Sandi Toksvig puts the 'n' into cuts - on the Beeb

Andy 61

BBC

Anyway, it's not the Tories who put the n in cuts, it was the BBC when their presenters were discussing Jeremy Hunt, Culture Secretary (if memory serves correctly - which is rare these days) ;)

BT promises biggest ever rural broadband project

Andy 61

Broadband

When I lived in Cornwall there was a mate of mine lived within a fairly short distance of both Poldhu Cove (Marconi's transatlantic transmission) and Goonhilly (BT's massive satellite station). He could only get 33k - but they upped it to 56 just before I left !

Is it a phone? Is it a Taser? No, it's a cattle prod!

Andy 61

Tasers illegal in your area ?

Try making one out of a camera instead - http://www.ehow.com/how_2049857_taser-from-disposable-camera.html

No idea if it works - but it sounds reasonable.

'Clumsy' French cop tasers schoolkid

Andy 61
Unhappy

Title required

Ne me taze pas frere !