* Posts by Andy 6

16 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Feb 2010

Global warming COULD SHRINK THE HUMAN RACE

Andy 6
Meh

Global warming COULD SHRINK THE HUMAN RACE

"Global warming COULD SHRINK THE HUMAN RACE"

I hop ethis doesnt also apply to my winkle.

I kind of like it the size it is already

LOHAN flashes fantastical flying truss

Andy 6

horizontal solution

what is needed is to place a movable ballance weight within the trangle shape of the truss. quite what mechanicsm you would employ to move the ballance weight to keep things level i dont know. and then theres the issue of one balloon sheilding the other from wind which would also cause instability.

maybe a better solution would be one circular platform suspended from a ring. that ring would then have a single balloon dead centre above it. to secure the ballon, a string ring sits above the balloon which filled with helium would ensure it pushes up on the ring.

pit an extremely sharp pin on the tip of the rocket so when it launches, it goes up, pops the balloon and goes through the string ring that the balloon was seated in.

just dont look up when its on its way back down...

Boy burned in Nintendo sensor substitution

Andy 6
Meh

i wonder. . . .

i wonder if when my friend is playing, me holding a naked flame from my lighter near him would screw up his gameplay.. . . .

Strictly Come Dancing in 3D: the facts

Andy 6
Paris Hilton

so many questions.....

derrrrrrr. . . .what is 3D

:|

Bloke claims ex swiped his sperm to make twins

Andy 6
Meh

......

It's enough to make you spit......

:|

San Diego woman strips to bikini to look for her chihuahua

Andy 6
Facepalm

and no picture. . . . .

and no picture. . . . .

disapointed

World's first pedal-powered ornithopter takes flight in Canada

Andy 6
FAIL

thats not flying !

so it gets towed in to the air, and glides for a bit while its wings flap.. . .

thats not flying.

if thats flying, then everyone who ever fell from a height sufficient enough that they flapped their arms on the way down were also flying.

Giving poor kids computers, internet makes them stupider

Andy 6
Alert

on the plus side

on the plus side, all them kids with PC's. . . . . . . . COD4 is helping keep teenage pregnancies down . . .

Zuckerberg advises UK.gov on using Facebook

Andy 6
Alert

dumb fuks ????

so, he refers to his facebook users as "dumb fucks". . . .and then encourages the government to use facebook more in its decision making. . . . . . .

seems fitting somehow

:|

'Toothed' condom hits rapists where it hurts

Andy 6
Thumb Up

agreed

yer, my tongue is realy sensitive

:|

Death row inmate claims allergy to lethal injection

Andy 6
WTF?

an eye for an eye...

And did the girl he raped and then murdered have a painless death?

I dont think so. so give him the damned drugs n if he reacts, tough s**t !

he shoulda thought of that before

Fear 2012? Bunker hustler has you covered

Andy 6
Flame

oh noes !

I think someone played a little too much "Fallout 3"

Bloke threatens BT with giant plywood cheque

Andy 6
Alert

installment plan

he should offer to pay by installments, which legaly they have toaccept. then he can send in a few!

Geezer eBays 'bastardised, chaved up Skippy mobile'

Andy 6
Joke

(untitled init)

oh christ, read the Q n A's on the advert !

'Snowball Earth': Glaciers, ice packs once met at Equator

Andy 6

Star Wars was a documentary ????

Hoth. . . . . . . . . . .

Arab conned into marrying bearded lady

Andy 6
Pint

could be worse. . . . anal beard ?

beer + turn the lights off + poke yourself in the eyes a few times so your vision goes blury. . . .and all would be fine