Posts by Detective Emil

Rover, wanderer, nomad, vagabond: Oracle launches rugged edge-of-network box for hostile environments

Not true without picture

I eventually found one, although not on Oracle's site. It looks like a 2U server in a Puffa jacket. Cute.

UK Test and Trace chief Dido Harding tries to convince MPs that £14m for canned mobile app was money well spent

[Apple & Google] have been on the record as saying that the UK app … is a world first

Citation needed [Gratuitous promo for XKCD merch]. I have not been able to find any.

Cisco intros desktop switches, one with USB-C to power your laptop

NIC?

AFAICT, those devices that have a USB-C port do not have NIC behind it — if ther were, the datasheet should mention, or more likely, crow about it. Seems to me that this would be an obvious thing to do, because it would allow a connected laptop to use a single cable for power and network.

Epic Games files competition lawsuit against Google in the UK over Fortnite's ejection from Play Store

Not admissable

… breaking … Article 101 of the Treaty on the Functioning of the European Union

The red (or maybe green) mist in front of Epic's eyes seems to have led it to overlook an important event in recent history.

Facebook appeals ruling that it stole tech. So, Italian judge issues new judgment: Pay 10 times the original fine

FaceBook, champion of small business

Like the fine, this particular case is a drop in the bucket.

A flurry of data warehouse activity surrounds Snowflake's staggering $120bn valuation

Triple-F?

Well, I know what 4-F means, but Triple-F has got me beaten.

For every disastrous rebrand, there is an IT person trying to steer away from the precipice

I had more success …

In the late 70's, I was in UK pre-sales support for a US semiconductor company that had a side-line in small business computers, and wanted to promote them using the strapline The Informer. I managed to convince the ad agency that The Sweeney had probably queered the pitch (although I would also have had to explain that phrase) as far as the image of informers was concerned.

How Apple's M1 uses high-bandwidth memory to run like the clappers

Sowing confusion

Apple really isn't helping by calling this high‑bandwidth, low‑latency memory, because, despite it being LPDDR4X, people are likely to confuse it with High Bandwidth Memory, a JEDEC standard. Indeed, a poor translation on Apple Finnish store (since corrected) actually said "High Bandwidth Memory".

On the "unified memory is old hat" theme, yes indeed: there's a now-expired Apple patent concerning it from 1996.

IKEA Croydon (FYI: that's a place in outer London, not a type of DIY cabinet) likes things in pairs, from chimneys to bork

Like a creepy uncle

Don't you just hate those matey messages from Windows 10? Where I live, I also have to put up with them tutoyer-ing and duzen-ing me.

If you're feeling down, know that we've just buried a heat sensor in an alien planet. If NASA can get through Mars soil, we can get through 2020

Cribbins!

This seems appropriate [YouTube].

Top doctors slam Google for not backing up incredible claims of super-human cancer-spotting AI

"vibrant ecosystem that supports future innovation"

Not a response from the researchers, but from a PR drone.

To stop web giants abusing privacy, they must be prevented from respawning. Ever

Autoplay

Ick. And many services that use it don't provide a way to turn it off.

UK mobile network EE plumps for Nokia to provide that all-important 5G RAN equipment

Please Sir …

What's a RAN, Sir?

Space. The final frontier. These are the voyages of 'Advanced Night Repair' skin cream helping NASA to commercialise space

Smoother and less lined?

Sounds like just the thing for sealing that tricky leak in the ISS' skin that has yet to be tracked down.

The Surface Duo isn't such an outlandish idea, but Microsoft has to convince punters the form factor is worth having

I'd like to like it, but …

… an iPad Mini is a whole lot cheaper (although it can't place conventional phone calls, and it does not fold (although people try [YouTube]).

And it's off! NASA launches nuke-powered, laser-shooting, tank Perseverance to Mars to search for signs of life

23 cameras, microphones and a helicopter …

Lasers too! Sounds like Samsung's next flagship phone. Well, maybe without the helicopter.

Mine's the one with something heavy in the breast pocket …

We've paused Sigfox roof aerial payments, says WND-UK, but we'll make you whole after COVID

Yagi?

Yagi antennas are directional — often very much so in the 868MHz band that Sigfox uses. I can't find any pictures of UK installations, but you'd definitely want something that's omnidirectional in the horizontal plane for a LPWAN base station. Maybe like those not-very-satisfactory TV antennas one finds on mobile homes.

Think of a number: A tale of iffy discount codes, supermarket loyalty cards and Hotels.com

"Hotels.com, which has 325,000 hotels"?

" … touts 325,000 hotels" would be truer, and possibly conform better to El Reg style guidelines.

Analogue radio given 10-year stay of execution as the UK U-turns on DAB digital future

Radio 4 LW?

We still have a couple of a.m. radios tuned permanently to R4 LW. I hope the transmitter holds out for another ten years.

(Or Arqiva/the BBC/the UK government stumps up for a replacement — despite protestations to the contrary, there are still companies around that would be only too pleased to provide a quote.)

AWS scoops Intel silicon and 8TB of storage into new Snowcone edge box

Xeon? Probably not.

There's no way that well-sealed box could comfortably dissipate the full 100W that USB3 could deliver to it, so I suspect the CPU is more pedestrian. The Atom® x5-E3930 would fill the bill rather nicely: two cores, 8GB RAM max, (just) enough PCIe for those two Ethernet ports, a couple of SATA interfaces for two 4TB SSDs. And capable of a bit of undemanding virtualization. Dead cheap, and with an industrial operating temperature range, too.

We spent billions building atom smashers – and now boffins think nature's doing the same thing for free?

Here you go

Gold production in the universe.

BBC voice assistant promises to summon streams even if you're just a little bit Brahms and Liszt

“GPP feature?” said Arthur. “What’s that?”

“Oh, it says Genuine People Personalities.”

“Oh,” said Arthur, “sounds ghastly.”

Dude, where's my laser?

A problem that astronomers … have only recently solved

The military too, it appears. The story says it's a 150kW laser, but there's nothing about the range. Judging by the haziness of the very short video of the illuminated target drone, it's quite a long way from the ship.

The longest card game in the world: Microsoft Solitaire is 30

The cards were designed by Susan Kare, who is also responsible for the, umm, iconic Mac icon set. A quick search will locate an outfit who will sell you a physical set.

Facebook to surround all of Africa in optical fibre and tinfoil

For completeness …

… the full list of backers is Facebook, MTN (a South African telco), Orange, Vodafone, China Mobile, and WIOCC (an African wholesaler of cable capacity). I’ve found nothing about relative levels of participation.

Incredible how you can steal data via Thunderbolt once you've taken the PC apart, attached a flash programmer, rewritten the firmware...

Pious hope

El Reg: Before anyone blows up these findings …

The Independent: Major Computer Bug Means Millions Could Be At Risk Of Hack

Eclipse boss claims Visual Studio Code is an open-source poseur – though he would say that, wouldn't he?

Well, you can't fault Eclipse's consisitency …

From Wikipedia, quoting IBM's Lee Nackman from a now-inaccessible eWeek article: the name "Eclipse" (dating from at least 2001) was not a wordplay on Sun Microsystems, as the product's primary competition at the time of naming was Microsoft Visual Studio, which Eclipse was to eclipse.

Keen to go _ExtInt? LLVM Clang compiler adds support for custom width integers

I get this feeling of deja vu …

Gets well-thumbed copy of Kernighan & Ritchie (1978 edition) off the shelf …

Ah, here it is on page 137, in section 6.6, Fields: "Fields behave like small unsigned integers, and may participate in arithmetic expressions, just like any other integer."

To be fair, nobody used them much at the time.

IBM == Insecure Business Machines: No-auth remote root exec exploit in Data Risk Manager drops after Big Blue snubs bug report

Hackerone is part of the problem

Search "hackerone perverse incentive" or similar.

Watch: Rare Second World War footage of Bletchley Park-linked MI6 intelligence heroes emerges, shared online

4:3

Good on BP for not reframing the footage (unlike the BBC.)

Cloud'n'server hosting giant OVH more like OMG: Data center hardware failure knocks out services in France

Great!

That means fewer script-kiddie hack attempts on my hosts from OVH address ranges.

'I give fusion power a higher chance of succeeding than quantum computing' says the R in the RSA crypto-algorithm

Glib rejoinder

Clarke's First Law: When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.

Facebook mulls tagging pics with 'radioactive' markers to trace the origin of photos used to build image-recog AI

Eggheads? No, more likely PR drones.

Barium sulfate is indeed used an X-ray contrast medium. But it's not radioactive, and neither are the X-rays (even if those who use them are known as radiographers).

It's been one day since Blighty OK'd Huawei for parts of 5G – and US politicians haven't overreacted at all. Wait, what? Surveillance state commies?

U.S. engaged in pot-kettle blackness dispute

This reminds me of Alice's Restaurant:

"Sergeant, you got a lot a damn gall to ask me if I've rehabilitated myself, I mean, I mean, I mean that just, I'm sittin' here on the bench, I mean I'm sittin here on the Group W bench 'cause you want to know if I'm moral enough join the army, burn women, kids, houses and villages after bein' a litterbug."

He looked at me and said, "Kid, we don't like your kind, and we're gonna send you fingerprints off to Washington."

Google halts paid-for Chrome extension updates amid fraud surge: Web Store in lockdown 'due to the scale of abuse'

Stop the Madness …

… is a worthwhile extension, even if the latest update has not hit Chrome. (The update was something minor to do with squelching autoplay video iirc.)

Well, well, well. Internet-of-Things speaker biz Sonos to continue some software support for legacy kit after all

Ho hum. Sonos' update sites remain blocked at my router for now

Tuesday's mail spurred me to put in the block, which I've been considering for a while: I've been getting teed off by frequent updates that have no discernible effect.

Latest patent brouhaha: Sonos wheels out Doomsday device in bid to block Google Home sales.... The Register

What domesday device?

I thought a domesday device took out everybody, including its deployer and non-combatants. I see no evidence of that in this article. Although I must admit that I applied today's all-too-frequent, annoyingly-insistent and without-apparent-effect Sonos update with more than the usual caution.

Smart speaker maker Sonos takes heat for deliberately bricking older kit with 'Trade Up' plan

Many happy non-returns

The fifty-year-old radio in the bedroom still works (well, as long as there are transmissions on AM & FM, anyway). And it delivers content 30 seconds or so ahead of the Sonos.

UK's Virgin Media celebrates the end of 2019 with a good, old fashioned TITSUP*

'Twas on a Monday Morning …

… that the gasman cable guy came to call

InLink Limited limited: Firm that puts up UK's ad-supported phone booths enters administration

Externalizing costs

I wouldn’t be surprised to find that £6m is in the same ballpark as the figure local authorities have spent fighting this stuff.

Homeland Security backs off on scanning US citizens, Amazon ups AI ante, and more

Sellafield, Maze, facial comparison …

You can tell that something's become toxic when those who want to continue using it anyway start calling it something different.

Reasons to be fearful 2020: Smishing, public Wi-Fi, deepfakes... and all the usual suspects

s/B/F/g

Refreshing honesty? They're a spot lenient with themselves, I'd say.

Questions hang over Gatwick Airport after low level drone near-miss report

Security? Bueller?

I initially read this as "security ballet", presuming it to be a more high-class form of security theatre (of which I had previously been unaware).

Repairability fiends crack open a Surface Laptop 3: Nice SSD, but shame about the battery

Re: I don't care

I too have a 2012 MacBook Pro, but the Retina model, which was one of the first howls-of-rage-inducing laptops with a non-user-exchangeable battery. It still sees use two or three times a week, and the original battery is fine, both according to the the diagnostic software and to my experience in how many hours I can use it before it runs down. So, on this anecdotal evidence, maybe non-exchangeable batteries are not such a big deal. (OTOH, let me tell you about my AirPods …)

Deus ex hackina: It took just 10 minutes to find data-divulging demons corrupting Pope's Click to Pray eRosary app

Why does this product remind me of the mobile-phone-in-a-crucifix in The Pope Must Die[t]?

Careful now, UK court ruling says email signature blocks can sign binding contracts

Legal fees

I should imagine the costs for this case would be comparable to the disputed £25k. His Honour Judge Pearce’s judgement does not pronounce on who’s on the hook to pay them, which presumably means each party pays its own costs.

China's cloud market jumps 58%: OK Alibaba, you've lost your Ma but you're still leading

"Tencent Cloud, which jumped 88 per cent …"

Yup, I've seen an increasing volume of crack attempts fro Tencent cloud over the past year. I've made a special place in purgatory for them.

Like a grotty data addict desperately jonesing for its next fix, Google just can't stop misbehaving

The complete list of alternatives to all Google products

Here's a useful recent article from TechSpot. Loading it without an adblocker pulls in 79 elements from Google domains …

Apple will wring out $18bn by upselling NAND to fanbois – analyst

Analyst attracts attention by mentioning Apple

Lemme see. I just looked at HP's prices for its Elite x2 1013 G3. With 128GB of SSD: $1,499; otherwise identical with 256GB: $1,749. How about Microsoft? Surface Pro 6 with i7 processor, 8GB RAM and 256GB storage: $1,199; with 16GB and 512GB: $1,599. Dear, oh dear. Let's try the Dell Inspiron 13 7000 13". With 256GB, $1,199.99 (marked down from $1,98.99 — maybe my cookies tell them I've been sniffing around the competition); with 512GB AND 32GB of Optane thrown in, $1,249.99 (down from $1,448.99). My point is that most outfits are doing it, not just Apple. And Dell would get my business today.

Vodafone hurls sueball at Ofcom over plans to relax BT leases

"[T]hey have come up with a conclusion based on regulatory policy as opposed to evidence"

What else would a regulator do?: if they did anything different, they'd get sued for not following policy.