Posts by Yannick

Australian cave tour guide offered in Klingon

What on Earth?

What's the Klingon for WTF???

Oklahoma granny sues cops over tasering

Yeah I've seen a series of documentaries about their training

It was some kind of police academy.

Big EU imports of Sahara sun-power coming soon?

Stable governments

You'd also need stable, uncorrupted governments to "partner" with. Personally that is my main concern, technical issues can be solved, political ones on the other hand.......

Getting women's phone numbers a matter of mood music

Flash news

Men spend more money at PC World when Intel's 5 musical notes micro jingle is being played.

Ubuntu v iTunes: the music playoff for Applephobes

Rhythmbox, Banshee, Daemon unleashed

Where's Buffy when you need her???

Seriously tho, really looking forward to the follow up articles about photo and video editing. YUM YUM!

Owner of Russia's biggest breasts sues over airline buffeting

She sued a US airline last year after an implant burst on a flight

The mythbusters have already proved this is impossible (unless the implant was damaged before the flight).

Myth - Busted!

Norks 'have answer to humanity's greatest problem'

Re: I'm So Ronery

So ronery and sadry arone....

Brit consumers shun the iPad - for now

isn't multi user ... so the family can't share it

Sure you can, it's not like a tooth brush is it?

Revo Heritage DAB/FM radio and iPod dock

Re: Fugly

That goes with most DAB radios imo. Why oh why so many models in retro style? Why would I convert to DAB if most models available on the high street look junk?

French city in pedestrian-powered streetlight plan

Je peux voir baise-toute

You owe me a keyboard, lol :)

Wide-eyed kiddies in Scarface school play shocker

LOL

You is owing me new keyboard with beautiful sent & colur to express laughter & joy!

Heathrow security man cops perv scanner eyeful

X-Rayted

From a medical point of view, how safe are these X-rays to the casual flyer? To a frequent flyer? Will we see a rise of cancer cases in the next few years following the introduction of these scanners???

The people need to know.

Sagem readies Freeview HD DVRs

Sagem

Sagem=crap h/w & s/w

Robot mini space shuttle is go for April, says US air force

Quake?

Are you sure you mean Quake and not Doom 4?

Top exorcist says Satan at work in Vatican

I've read something like that

about Santa Claus...

BBC to cull radio stations, halve websites in painful biz review

I'd also like my license fee go down

Nuff said.

Sony backs away from OLED TV future

Now now, easy boy

I think we both agree that OLED would kick ass if it were available at a reasonable price and size. You know why that's not the case already? Cause it's bloody difficult and expensive to produce! That's why I'm not surprised at Sony's decision in this cash strapped days. Now as an angry consumer you may not like it, but in business terms that DOES make sense.

Wow, I managed to write this post without anonymity, swearing or calling other posters names, now how did I do that???

It makes sense unfortunately

I've been eyeing the OLED technology since news appeared perhaps 7 or 8 years ago. And ever since, I've been anxious to read about any OLED advances and their showcase at each year's CES.

However the first time I saw an LCD LED TV, a year ago, I thought to myself that will fill the gap nicely till OLED TVs are affordable and available at decent sizes. At the same time I had the sneaking suspicion that it might postpone any OLED advances and funding, as LCD LED is so much cheaper. That feeling is sadly confirmed today. I’m sure OLED will find it’s place in niche markets such as expensive Apple gadgetry, but I doubt I’ll see a 42’’ OLED TV in my lounge any time soon.

Warner Music gives up on free streaming services

OMG!

Paris Hilton is in that list! Didn't know she sang?! Well she won't be singing long on Spotify by the look of things.

Arab conned into marrying bearded lady

RTFA, his MUM saw a picture of her sister

Not quite the same as he seeing a photo of his future bride.

I can't help but feeling sad for the poor girl. And it's not like her parents are gonna pull a similar sting anytime soon, with such publicity on El Reg and elsewhere.

Jedi chapter seeks leader after master resigns

Some parts of the book of Genesis make for really great science fiction.

Phil Collins wrote his autobiography???

Pathetic

WTF is wrong with people? Jedis, then Avatards, what next? Jobsians?

/coat - door.

Obama scraps Constellation moon mission

Yup

Totally agree with your post, about time they scrapped that money wasting stupid idea and focus on the ISS, robot exploration and satellite observation. I'm not against human space travel, but in our current economic climate, it's just non-sense.

The Loch Ness Stig gets pixellated

If the Stig had a mouth

he'd probably protest against this "stigatisation".

French mock British G-spot probe

Au fond, a droite

That's where you'll find it. Cor blimey, that's one heated Friday debate! I'm enjoying that, thanks El Reg!

Ps: Once again, I'm proud to be French, get yourself a sense of humour Liam Johnson!