* Posts by mmm mmm

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Top Ten Arcade Classics

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I played

All of them up until about Out Run which was about the age I left school and became "responsible". I too remember Dragon's Lair and remember being blown away by how good the graphics were. How much was that game, a pound or something? I remember it being prohibitively expensive though when everything else was ten pence, even 20 was expensive back then!

Handheld incarnations of DL are a great idea and will want to buy one for my PSP when I've read a review or six.

Fanbois howl as OS X update bricks PGPed Macs

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This is what we like

Anything that shows Apple in a less than shining light.

Flash video comes to iPhone, iPad (kinda)

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hahaha

IOS, the gift that keeps on giving. Oh how I pity you fools, you should wake up. Oh, you can't can you because your alarms don't work.

Volunteer biker gang foils Westminster CCTV car fleet

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Tron

What a twat. Do you even know where Westminster is?

Times celebrates disappearing readers

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A pound a day?

JFC, more money than sense, some people and it's not like you can't get quality journalism anywhere else for free. I bet it's saved them heaps in bandwidth costs though.

Manchester cops hit Twitter - spoof feeds fall down stairs

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Stolen laptop lead

You need dog section for that.

ACS:Law's mocking of 4chan could cost it £500k

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This story

Just gets better.

Anti-piracy lawyers' email database leaked after hack

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ACS

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-11418970

Three links phones to Facebook for free

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3 on FB

So basically, it's shit and not worth having. :-)

Boffins explain greatest ever free kick

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There's no way

That was a fluke

Jobs takes swing at Google over Android activations

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I know who I believe

And it isn't Apple.

Fake TweetDeck update lures prompt password resets

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Twitter

Is ridiculous, pointless and for curly-headed gingers with bucked teeth and no friends.

MS hits refresh on Windows 7 SP1 for select few

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Zonealarm

You want it because you can stop stuff going out as well as coming in, like you might have something dodgy calling itself iexplore.exe and windows fw will let it through, ZA won't. Just set it to XPSP3 in compatibility and everything is sweet. If you're too lazy,stupid or bloody-minded to do that then you deserve what's coming to you.

Twitpic pulls 50 Cent bum burger snap

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Now

That's what I call a burger

Porn and pirates hide Android's money maker

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Who cares

What Apple apps cost, the world's in recession, I'm glad to see that these people have realised it now, they should be glad they're being paid anything at all.

Data protection and surveillance: Swapping the speed camera for ANPR?

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Lee RE: Speed / IR / Numberplates etc.

You don't half talk a lot of shit.

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Cornz 1.. So..

Yeah, just like laser jammers, eh?

So long then, Windows 2000

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Good ridance

It's old, it's senile and now, thank the Lord, it's dead. Move on and learn how to turn the graphics off if modern times send you chills.

eBay shill bidder gets £5,000 fine

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WTF?

Eh?

"While this case was not solely about shill bidding, we hope that it highlights how seriously we consider the practice of artificially increasing prices. This practice is not only prohibited on eBay as it damages the integrity and fairness of trading on our site, but it is also illegal."

The article makes no mention of eBay finding the fraud, it was the buyer who reported it to trading standards after buying a clocked minibus.

As far as I can tell, eBay wouldn't have known anything about it, had it not come to the attention of them through this case.

Sozzled Oz bozos in reciprocal literal ass-cap-pop

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Classic

This is the sort of stuff that makes my day.

Steve Jobs unveils iPhone 4

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What

Will this (presumably) over-priced, under-specced piece of crap have that any decent phone won't have? Come on now, even my Sony Ericcson (forget the model) had MMS 3 years before the Crapple iPhone came out. Get real people. It's shit. All of it. Who needs craps? (sorry, apps). What good is a fart button anyway if you can't make a decent phone call or send some pics to your mates?

Stephen Fry's truly terrible mistake

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DAB

I live in London and can't get a decent signal on anything I'd consider worth listening to (rock and alternative channels mostly) although an experimental go at radio 1, 2, and 4 were shocking as well. To my mind (or ear at least), it sounds like the broadcasts are being dragged over sandpaper or emery cloth. It's awful.

Prisoner of iTunes - the iPad file transfer horror

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Ha ha ha

Wankers!

Quit Facebook Day flops

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What?

There was a quit Facebook day?

Garage worker prangs £200k Ferrari

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Crash

Hahahahahahahaha!

Biometric cash machine lands in Europe

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Cigar cutters.

Outlaws will use cigar cutters to chop your fingers off more like, either that or they'll just rob you at the ATM rather than skimming your card and emptying yo0ur account by proxy.

Commodore 64 may come back as Warren Beatty

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"Commodore 64 may come back as"

Yeah, yeah, that's great and everything but can you plug it into the telly?

Labour unfriends Twitter rant candidate

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Now that's what I call

A top piece of reporting.

If internet had existed before we were born would we be here now?

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I thought

they'd banned mephedrone.

MSI tells 97,000 customers to 'Read The F***ing Manual'

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It's a shame

They had to back track and apologise. Sounds like a perfectly reasonable request to me.

Tiger Woods' alleged mistress publishes X-rated texts

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I'm surprised

Tiger managed to text so well. If I was meeting her I'd need to be paralytic.

Sky to pack pubs with 3D TVs

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Sky in Pubs

Waste of time, you can't talk to anyone, a load of non-regulars turn up and if you're looking to buy a house, do it at world cup time and avoid the places with all the England flags hanging outside.

Nokia killed free navigation, alleges EU complaint

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If you need a satnav

get a sat nav. I've used nokia maps and it takes ages to calculate, it sends you on busy roads that are miles out of the way and it's just not as easy to program or use as a tomtom, for instance.

Young people are lazy, think world owes them a living - prof

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l

"Funnily enough, it seems that what they want is more pay for less work."

Isn't that what everyone wants?

Smartphone app botnet experiment blows up a storm

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Who cares?

They're iPhone users, they deserve everything they get.

Nokia's free Ovi Maps scores a download every second

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hellojohnuk

Twat.

Apple's iPad - fat iPhone without the phone

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Mage

Tethering to your mobile phone will fix it.

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