Posts by Pirate Pete

The Register lands in Australia

ɐʎɐɹʇs ɟo suəzıʇıɔ əɥʇ ɯoɹɟ əƃɐssəɯ ɐ

¡ʎuuıʇ ɐ uədo ʞɔɐɹɔ puɐ ʎʞsə uɐ dn llnd 'ɹəpun uʍop puɐl əɥʇ oʇ ɯɐəʇ ƃəɹ lə əɥʇ əɯoɔləʍ ʎlqɯnɥ əʍ

IT urine bandit fired and charged

*your

what he said ^^

Fix the quotation marks in your article

You have strange characters littering you post, El Reg, you may want to fix that.

iPhone fanbois enraged by Instagram's Android triumph

Sour grapes?

...or just Grapes of Wrath?

MIRACULOUS new AIRSHIP set to fly by 2013

That's all great, but...

will it have Wi-Fi?

Microsoft adopts invisible mobile pitch

That's nice

but I have my Android home screen set up so all I need to do is glance at it to read my RSS feeds, unread mails, missed calls, new text messages, etc etc etc. I could even set that stuff up in the lock screen if I really wanted to cut down the precious seconds wasted looking at it...

Piracy threats lawyer mocks 4chan DDoS attack

We could restore their website for the usual fee

(Plus expenses)

Adobe sounds off on iPad's Flash slap

Lol.

I will NEVER get sick of seeing those Hitler parody vids. EVER.