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Tech support chap told angry customer to think inside the box – and solved the problem

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Re: "when many phones still had removable batteries"

Must plug it in and see if it still works.

I dug up a couple of k800i and an Elm to see if I could charge them to remind me how good the cameras were. One did power up, but wouldn't do anything without a valid SIM. It didn't like the SIM from my current phone.

However, all the batteries were "blown" so I felt maybe I shouldn't keep trying to charge them.

I did try a half-hearted search to find new batteries without much luck.

Shame, I remember them being good cameras and someone I know is currently into rubbish keychain cameras for a project which would suit these quite well.

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LisaFPGA brings Apple's magnificent misfire back in programmable logic

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Re: FPGA?

The ULA - Uncommitted Logic Array - has been around since the 1970s. Ferranti was one manufacturer. These built arrays of logic gates (sometimes other component types) on a chip and then a client could interconnect those gates in whatever combination suited their use as the last manufacturing step, this being much cheaper than having a custom chip made. Sinclair famously made use of one in the Spectrum in order to eliminate dozens of individual ICs. Acorn did something similar when squeezing the BBC Micro's circuitry down to fit the Electron. This was, of course, a "write once" type process at the factory and if you found a mistake it was a pain to re-do things. I believe that getting the ULA right was a cause of delay for both the Spectrum and the Electron.

It's a similar concept to the mask-programmed ROM those computers used which caused similar issues.

For ROM first EPROM (erasable ROM, usually a few minutes under ultra violet light) and then EEPROM (electrically erasable) made development much quicker and for ULAs, FPGAs solve this problem. They are arrays of logic which are interconnected by, essentially, software. The connection list is loaded into the device at startup so you can do it at your desk and it's much, much faster to iterate through problems. I first played with them in the late 1980s at university and they weren't new then.

What surprised me most was that essentially it's a very simple idea. The FPGA is a random mix of AND, OR, NOT, EOR gates or D-types or adders; it's just a look-up table. Or at least the ones I played with back then were. With caveats about 40-year-old braincells, each "cell" was effectively a 16-bit memory. Four input bits produced one output bit according to the bits stored in the memory and thus it was possible to produce even quite complex logic within just one cell. Maybe some of the cells were four to two?

FPGAs these days are vastly more powerful than back then, of course!

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Photovoltaics are still running after a year under Swiss trains

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And removable.

My first question was, can they remove it too, for track maintenance, for example re-ballasting. Apparently they can. The website linked in the article says "modular and reversible, the system can be easily installed and removed, in whole or in part".

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300 an hour?

So... if this magical machine of theirs can lay 300 panels per hour (complete with connections??) can it also remove 300 panels per hour so that maintenance can be carried out, for example re-laying ballast? Maybe these would be better suited to concrete bed track, but there's not a vast amount of that around Europe from what I gather. (parts of) HS2 in the UK I think, assuming we can ignore the Lizzy Line!

I wonder if there's any mileage in using flexible solar films instead. Less efficient but potential just to roll it out (and up again) like carpet.

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Apple passes RAMpocalypse costs on to consumers

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That was my first question, but it is still DRAM. Just that the chip is packaged differently. It is the supply of the basic chips that is constrained, not the assembled PCBs we know as DIMMs...

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Windows 11 turns five, leaving some important lessons for Microsoft

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Re: there is nothing arbitray about the HW lrquirements

The real requirememt was HVCI ... That means that only 7th gen intel (and similar AMD) and onwards qualify.

Forgive me if I am being totally thick (no change there) but if that were the case it would presumably be a "hard" requirement and no amount of fiddling about would get W11 to run on older hardware as the OS itself relies, deep down, on a feature only available on newer hardware. And yet...

And yet, plenty of stories about running W11 on older hardware so the requirement is obviously "soft" and W11 does not rely on those new features. At the very least, MS could have said something like "for the best security we recommend x, y and z in your processor, but Windows will run on older hardware without p, q and r features". And probably put up a warning box / click through disclaimer on install.

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Re: If 11 is bad, imagine what 13 will be

And my last laptop, I had to register the damn thing with uCrap before I could finish the boot

For future reference, when I had to set up a dual-boot laptop six months ago, the trick was to make sure Windows could not see a network when booting for the first time. When it moaned, a quick incantation on the command line (I forget the details) and a restart and the setup process sailed through. Hasn't complained since.

The only other issue I had with this second-hand machine was that Windows was set up with GPT (good) but GPT had a 4-partition limit, thus making it impossible to repartition for Linux as Windows had already bagged all four. Got that sorted with the handy (linux) utility gdisk.

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Chinese e-tailer claimed 14-inch box stretched the size of a 9-inch tablet

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Re: Whoops wrong size

Yup, good point, and since there was no on-site tech at the time, they took advice and it was probably simpler, certainly in the short term, if not cheaper.

I still smart at one particular item of very bad advice though. The original fit projectors were all LCD-based devices. For a 7 day a week, 8 hour a day exhibition the typical lifespan of an LCD panel at ~5,000 hours is woefully inadequate (comes to less than two years) but the specifiers wrote "28,000hrs" in the "MTBF" box (I've seen the email) and as there was no one on-site with the background knowledge to say "don't be stupid!".

So when I turned up a couple of years later and was tasked with sorting out the projectors, there was no budget to work with and we had to jump through all sorts of hoops.

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Re: Whoops wrong size

one size fits all

Sure I've mentioned this before. Sort of the opposite (to the hard drive debacle) happened at the place where I work; a museum with a lot of interactive exhibits.

The original-fit computers, 20+ years ago, were all 3GHz Pentiums with 7.5k SATA boot discs, a pair of 10k SCSI drives in RAID 0 for the content, a DVD drive, a floppy disc, a PCI network card (in addition to the one on the motherboard) and a dual-output Matrox video card. I think it was simpler to specify 30-odd identical machines than 5 or 6 top-spec ones, 15 mid-spec and 10 low-spec, but I hate to think how much they cost! I don't think the floppies were ever used and I suspect the DVDs were only used to load the initial content.

This was probably overkill even for the most complex of the exhibits, but many of the exhibits are much simpler and didn't need all that expensive kit. Even the complex exhibits worked reasonably from just the SATA disc (should the SCSI discs or interface die), and within a few years my standard replacement machine had evolved through a Core 2 Duo with a pair of 5,400rpm 2½" HDDs and a £30 graphics card to an AMD A8 with a single SATA SSD and using the onboard graphics.

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XP-era Windows spotted haunting London's driverless railway

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Re: Does it matter?

due to loss of driver support

No drivers needed on the DLR, of course...

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SpacemiT shows off usably quick RISC-V mini desktop

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I suppose it depends how you use a desktop. My offspring used a 1GB Pi3 for schoolwork in primary (<11 yrs) and early secondary education (up to maybe 14 yrs). It wasn't the fastest, but not really because of swapping. Firefox would aggressively unload images, so scrolling up and down a web page wasn't as slick as you might hope. Libre Office worked just fine unless you were creating one of those clipart- and photograph-heavy presentations beloved of teachers in late primary years. Best if you closed Firefox before opening LO.

The only time I changed the SD card in five or six years was when I had a bigger, faster one spare.

At one of my workstations at work I'm currently running a 2GB Pi4 as a desktop. Swapping tabs on Firefox takes a second or so but it's otherwise perfectly usable. I've run a 4GB Pi5 similarly and it is significantly better (still running from an SD card), and I briefly also used an 8GB Pi5 and would say that the difference from the 4GB version is minor for general desktop tasks. I'm not compiling kernels though and I save the video editing for my Ryzen machine :-)

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England's exam watchdog frets over smart specs turning GCSEs into Google searches

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"Smart glasses are immediately identifiable, they are so clunky."

Maybe they are now. In couple of years they could be indistinguishable even when inspecting the glasses visually.

But if a candidate suddenly on the day of the exam turns up with a new pair of specs, or sports glasses where normally they don't, surely someone on the invigilating staff should notice? Particularly at GCSE / A-level where invigilators are nearly always teachers and those teachers see the candidates day-in, day-out.

Most ridiculous rule I've come across with my own exam-taking offspring is "no watches". Not even very clearly cheap analogue watches which make tick-tick noises. One person I know really struggled in a particular exam due to this rule because they were sat in a position where they couldn't see the clock in the exam hall and thus found it near impossible to judge timing. Compounded by not having much practice at exams in exam conditions because of disruption to normal routines in 2020/2021.

In my day, a watch (or even a small clock) was as vital a bit of kit for the exam room as a spare pen and a pencil sharpener.

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Gigabyte packs 40 Intel Lunar Lake PCs in a pizza box

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Steam Deck prices go through the roof as Valve blames component shortages

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Electronic components are traded in $ and even UK-based Raspberry Pi has always had $ prices as its baseline. Unless the manufacturer quotes £ or € or ¥ or whatever, there is little point converting.

For a price increase like this, it isn't the actual cost that matters, it's the %age increase, and this is likely to be broadly similar worldwide. It's also the RRP being quoted and actual sales price will likely vary, depending on retailer, promotions etc.

For consumer goods it has long been the case that $1 ≈ £1 by the time taxes have been added on to exchange rates so I find myself reading $ as "pound" and it really doesn't matter if I do. If I come to buy things, that is when I need to make a more informed decision and will seek out actual prices at actual retailers and make purchasing decisions.

I'm all for Reg-bashing regarding their editorial shift Westward, but this isn't really one of those cases.

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Big Tech extracts retirement-scale wealth from UK internet users, research shows

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Re: A parochial acccount of the research findings

In the UK and Europe, it is $1,604.

I take time to refuse consent where possible, even where that means scrolling through two dozen switches (and profoundly glad that EU cookie laws give me the option), run script blockers which deal with a lot of unnecessary cruft, and where a website refuses to load without selling my soul (or giving it away for free it seems) then I move somewhere else. Even managed to instill a similar – if not quite so millitant – attitude in family. Good to know we are contributing :-)

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The Virtual OS Museum opens its doors

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Re: Incredible

My first "proper" job – engineer at a local radio station in the mid 1990s – they used a Pick "mini" and a bunch of serial terminals for "sales", that is, selling, booking and scheduling adverts and commercial promotions. Never had to do more than front-line troubleshoot the serial side of things as it was under some kind of contract.

At the time we had three (I think) "PCs" in the building, two of which ran DOS and Wordperfect. Within a couple of years all that changed and the Pick system went. Old timers really missed it and I don't think the replacement systems were ever quite as efficient.

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UK Typhoon jets fitted with bargain-bin drone busters for Middle East sorties

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Re: Laser Guided?

I think you mean Krikkit?

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Windows boot partition runs out of space for Microsoft's May security update

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Re: Been here before…

And what's with the immense amount of tracking info in the comments URL?

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Re: Except...

And I got laughed at here a few years ago when I asked if advice I'd seen online that a dual boot machine would be best with 500MB, was worth taking...

...though the latest laptop here (a Dell) came with 200MB and seems fine dual booting W11 and Leap 16.

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Backup script ingested an accidental asterisk and deleted everything

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Re: Which alphabet

Well yes, but "virtual"?

My point was that even if you didn't have physical drives, DOS still by default allocated drive letters for them, thus "wasting" a couple.

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Re: Which alphabet

I wonder which alphabet they were using

Dunno about this "mainframe", but DOS typically allocated A: and B: to (non-existant) floppy discs and C: to the main hard drive. Z: was often allocated to a network share. Additional drives therefore often started at D: and finished (at best) at Y: so, Miller plus 20 others makes 21, plus A, B, C and Z makes 25, leaving just one letter of the 26 "free" until a new user is added?

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Europe built sovereign clouds to escape US control. Then forgot about the processors

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Re: I am Recalling ...

I remember that. As I recall, it booted into an entirely separate OS, somewhat like a TV set top box. Was probably based around an early ARM, might even have used a customised RiscOS (didn't Pace use RO for STBs?) which'd be why I remenber.

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Classic 7 is Windows 10 LTSC cosplaying as Windows 7

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Re: Classic look

larger fonts for mobile devices

I use my phone mostly in landscape mode. With the new design articles, this seems to stretch text formatted for portrait right across the screen, leading to enormous, non-zoomable text and a lot of scrolling.

The comments section isn't so afflicted; while I do find the text a bit small it is, at least, zoomable.

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Google'll grab your gigs if you don’t cough up your number

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Re: Fuck go ogle. And the horse they rode in on.

And I thought everyone that had an Android phone used a Gmail account for it....

Eleven Android phones over the years in this household and not one of us has ever had a gmail account. Admittedly, half those phones ended up on Lineage (some more quickly than others) and none of them uses the Play Store but I reckon that proves it can be done :-)

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Re: Time to buy that burner phone

I put a Tesco PAYG SIM in a GSM modem some 15 years ago. It had about £10 credit and only sent one or two test SMSes. It has been used since then purely to receive texts and is still working fine, or was a few weeks back when I last needed it. I'm hoping it keeps working until they finally turn off the 2G network, which is all the modem can manage.

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dBase debased: Database titan fades to black after 47 years

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Re: On the subject of vintage tech...

The Trojan Mouse, also available on the BBC Rewind Computer Literacy Project website.

The Trojan Mouse

Fascinating website, for anyone who has not visited. Complete with all the programmes and all the software in a web-based BBC Micro emulator.

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Taiwan cops say student's radio kit brought bullet trains to a standstill

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Re: Just read this article....

It was quite a big story and led to a lengthy postmortem.

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Re: Just read this article....

And now they are fitting steam trains with ETCS.

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Re: Just read this article....

Ok then, re-phrase. Obviously, if a train has to stop, the trains behind can't proceed very far until it moves. Simplistically, I suppose, they might close up to the minimum allowed separation before being stopped. Traditionally this would be at a lineside signal, though if the signallers have enough options they might try to park as many as possible at platforms so that passengers are not stranded in the middle of nowhere.

Reminds me of the case a few years ago where even though traction power was never removed, issues in the East of England caused grid frequency to drop. Some trains had incorrectly set protection which caused them to stop on track. Some of those had recently had a software update which made it impossible for the driver to clear the fault by "switching it off and on again". Engineers with laptops had to travel to each of them to reset before any trains, including those reset by drivers and those not affected in the first place could move. Thus a grid problem which was fully cleared within 15 minutes turned in to several hours of delays on the trains.

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Re: Just read this article....

It's not as simple as that.

In the UK nearly all lines still have coloured lights (or even semaphores) for signalling and GSM-R is mostly just communication, however a few lines, notably the Cambrian through mid Wales (which has been used as a test bed for various "levels" of signalling), HS-1 (I think) and parts of Crossrail – the Elizabeth Line – do use ETCS, which is much, much more than just radio control.

As for one command to stop all trains, not sure what is meant by "all trains" but obviously if one train stops, all the trains behind it on the same track must also stop.

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Re: Just read this article....

Came here armed and ready to post the same link...

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TETRA

While railways in the UK use GSM-R, blue-light services are still using TETRA (search El Reg for plenty of info on why, for example, this). I wonder how this would play out in (say) London, if a general alarm was sent to every Bobby, paramedic and Fireman Sam?

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HP stuffed a PC into a keyboard. We took it for a spin

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Brit mathematician lets AI agent loose with credit card – cue password leaks, CAPTCHA chaos and more

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Re: If you know your Greek mythology, you will know that is either very funny or very worrying...

Definitely one of the better episodes of Series VIII.

Here, have a link.

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Re: Cassandra

Or take the reference and feed it in to get_iplayer, which gives you an arguably better quality .m4a

get_iplayer --get --type=radio --pid=m000wrk4

And if you use the series ID instead, you can get the whole lot in one go...

get_iplayer --get --type=radio --pid=b077x8pc --pid-recursive

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Re: Watch Hannah Fry explain

Universal Paperclips.

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He seems to have written an article in the Washington Post before repeating himself on Fox News. The Telegraph has a write-up with a more right-pondian viewpoint.

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If the vote you rocked, your personal info can be grokked

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Re: Which country?

The authorities can therefore determine how each person voted, if they really want to.

But only by finding your specific paper ballot by ID. Not impossible, not terribly difficult if they know your ward, but not something that can be done without physical access to the ballot papers. This information is not automatically collected and made available in a public database.

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Job's a good 'un: Bank of England tech project wins watchdog praise

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Re: Very Much This....

It may just be that the BoE has enough money

And time, and (I imagine) lack of political interference. Note how the project was significantly longer than your typical political cycle and presumably they weren't dealing with changes in management and direction every time a politician went out to dinner with a persuasive CEO or lost a cabinet post in a reshuffle.

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User found the perfect formula to make Excel misbehave

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Re: decimal system

There are plenty of people who find maths - any kind of maths - difficult, so standardising money (in particular) to decimal was a huge benefit. Base 16 or 12 or whatever is much "prettier" and very useful for easy halving / thirding which is a lot of what we do when (for example) weighing ingredients or dividing circles, but for people with simple needs, simplifying Pounds to one hundred Pence outweighed the advantages to others who found it aesthetically pleasing to know, easily, how many thruppences were in a Crown.

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Re: decimal system

Or you get shouted at by a maths teacher I had at school that the decimal point does not move!

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More ancient Linux device support faces the chop

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Re: Frame Size

But voice service was run over ATM, for many years as the backbone of the PSTN. ATM sort of aped, in digital form, the "circuit switched" nature of the analogue telephone network. My understanding was that it was designed for that reason; because telephone engineers understood circuit switching.

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Server-room lock was nothing but a crock

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Re: Just walk in like you own the place

Sounds like the Laundry Files' Residual Human Resources.

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Bullet train upgrade brings 5G windows and noise-cancelling cabins to Japan

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Re: Wired Windows

Many cars have aerials of some description printed on a window, often the rear window alongside or as part of the demisting resestance wires. Big disadvantage is possibility of damage, either from a badly-stacked load or, as with one car we had, when the garage selling it second-hand peeled off the sticker of the garage which sold it new. Not only put two wires of the heater out of action but also one of the worst (least sensitive) car radios I've had for years.

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BOFH: If the meatbags can't agree on aircon, AI will decide for them

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I think the issue here is that different systems work in different ways. It is rare, for example, to have a domestic heating system where the output is controllable – the boiler is either on or off, so the water supplied to the radiators is either 80C, or ambient or moving between the two. These simple systems absolutely cannot "boost" to reach setpoints more quickly, and some thermostats will always switch off "early" to allow a room with radiators to "coast" up to a setpoint as the radiators cool.

"Clever" systems, some domestic, many office, can boost and vary output except that the control is often too coarse and relies on assumptions about building losses based on (often) a single outdoor sensor which are not valid for all rooms (consider things like solar gain, for example) so still cause problems.

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Amazon put a filesystem on S3; I showed up with a test suite and bad intentions

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I understood more of that than I expected

Well written, enjoyable article about a subject I have absolutely no experience of.

I mean, I'm still wondering if "object" storage would be a better way to store the family archive, and I still don't know, let alone have a clue how I could implement it, but nevertheless, find this stuff fascinating.

Keep up the good work.

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RAF eyes cheap drone-killer as Typhoon jet tests laser-guided rockets

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Re: Cannon

(Camel)

Where is Biggles when you need him?

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Virtual SG-41 project brings Nazi cipher machine to life in the browser

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Re: Curious

Scrabble bag of letters

W H A T...

D O Y O...

U G E T...

I F Y O

U M U L

T I P L

Y S I X

B Y N I

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"Is that it? Forty two? Six by nlne?"

(From memory, please forgive any misquote)

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Google is to journalism what Vikings were to monks. Now their man will run the BBC

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Killed off the variety in commercial local radio

I think you'll find that ILR did that, decades before the beeb and in my view, the variety of local, regional and national radio available from the BBC far outstrips "independent" radio, even after the recent cuts and amalgamations.

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Re: Motivations

Yougov research indicates that 63% of people polled think the TV licence is poor value for money

Or to put it another way, 63% of people are told by the Daily Mail (other vested interests are available) that the licence fee is poor value for money and are uncritically parroting that view.

All you have to do is take a step back and consider how to create a "BBC-like" experience from non-BBC services to realise that the licence fee (which you can opt-out of paying if you jump through sufficient hoops) is actually extraordinary value, if perhaps not quite as extraordinary as 30, 40, 50 years ago.

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