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1 in 4 Brits are playing with generative AI, and some take its word as gospel

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Devil

Re: Fast, shiny, cuddly and cheap. Brill!

No, it's not as good as a bloke in the pub with access to wikipedia, because it doesn't (and can't, by design) associate its its outputs with factual sources - because its outputs are not facts. They are just randomised text that is statistically likely to appear on the Internet in the context that you supply.

So it's more like a madman in a padded cell who claims to have memorised the Internet as it was last year.

But what's even worse, is that the context you supply is NOT the context that it is working with. There are additional prompts "injected" before your query which you are unaware of. Ostensibly this is to make it behave more like a Good Bing and reduce the likelihood of it saying something nasty. But it's very easy to subtly manipulate its output. And that tweaking can easily be done on a per-user basis. Imagine a Google Chatbot that really was out-to-get-you because all of your queries are prefixed with "imagine you are the inner voice of a psychopath: How would you respond to this question: ${USER_QUERY}"

Post-Brexit tariffs on cross EU-UK electrical vehicle imports still going ahead

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Unhappy

> The[y] are about 95% recyclable

In theory, perhaps. But in practice, it's still cheaper and easier to send a kid down a mine for some cobalt/copper/manganese/nickel, and drain a tropical aquifer for some Lithium. And it will remain so for some time.

Recycled batteries are (usually, so far) poor-quality and are considered a fire risk.

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Re: Fuck business

> In 25 years only rich people will be driving dead-dinosaur powered cars

In 25 years only rich people will be driving cars

Now that you've all tried it ... ChatGPT web traffic falls 10%

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Devil

Re: It will pick up soon enough

> When the media need to "find" some Silly Season stories to fill their pages & airtime.

What, you mean such stories as "Online bullshit generator usage down as world + dog tired of autogenerated bullshit - shocker"

38 percent of tech job interviews offered exclusively to men: report

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Devil

Re: HR

My IT lessons were equally boring. In ~2000, they were mostly about How to use Microsoft Office.

The daft thing was, we still had some Acorn computers left, but doing any kind of "programming" on those things was banned, and anything of the sort on the new Windows XP PCs was more or less impossible.

Nevertheless I developed my own interests in IT and computing, which stemmed mostly from the joy of teaching oneself how to break the rules. (which again is a trait more commonly observed in boys than in girls..)

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Devil

HR

I would be interested to know what the statistics are for HR departments. In the companies which I have worked for, HR has always been 90-100% women. (Engineering on the other hand, has much better diversity... About 70-90% men)

Is it possible that, taking only biological factors and not social factors, men and women tend to like different things?

Yes of course some people will be outliers, and everyone supports and encourages that. But it may be counter-productive or even impossible to push the statistics to completely homogenise men and women, because those statistics might just be driven by biology, and not "cognitive bias" in hiring, etc.

That said, it's always great to have women on any engineering team, and probably the best engineer I know is a woman - but she quit engineering because she is "bored of it", and because it stresses her out (she has ADHD). So nobody here is saying that women aren't good at engineering - but it seems they don't always enjoy it as much as men do. So why force the issue? I'd go insane if you forced me to work in HR

Microsoft puts profanity filter on %@!#ing Teams transcripts

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Devil

Can I opt out of Fucking Teams Transcripts??

If Teams doesn't want to hear what I have to say anyway, maybe we can mutually agree to not transcribing it for data mining purposes

UK smart meter rollout years late and less than two thirds complete

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Re: "Let the Market Decide..."

> (which of course, is on a different circuit to the shower)

Last-minute edit backfired. I mean the socket which has the voltage probe is on a different circuit, so I am excluding the resistance of the wiring that goes from the consumer unit to the shower.

It would be an even better measurement if I could measure the voltage drop at my neighbour's house caused by the shower.

My argument is, while it's unlikely that 10 neighbouring houses will have someone in the shower at the same time, it's possible that 10 neighbours will all have EVs on charge, heat pumps pumping OR a big heater like a shower running. So the diversity factor needs to be lessened, and I don't think this country has the resources to replace all of the local electricity distribution grids, so we are trying to "fix it in software" instead. The result of that is the grids become less efficient, because even if they never exceed their max power due to software constraints, they are still running at their max power much more often.

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Devil

Re: "Let the Market Decide..."

I measured my house supply back to the transformer tapping by measuring the mains current at the meter (with a good chauvin-arnoux current clamp and a scope) while measuring voltage at a socket using a high voltage probe on the same scope.

I then turn on a 40A (electric shower) load (which of course, is on a different circuit to the shower) and notice that the voltage drops by ~10-15V, depending on the time of day.

That means that the cable under the road (which is very old, paper-insulated cable btw) plus the transformer itself, has a voltage drop of 10V at 40A and therefore the network (which may have more than one transformer) has a thevenin-equivalent resistance of ~0.2 Ohms, at my node at least (but my house is the third on a street of 40, and there are many other similar streets before we come to the nearest transformer).

Now, I understand that these cables are typically rated to 400A before a fuse blows. So supposing all the houses are taking a combined 400A from that network. By Ohm's Law (P = I^2 R) does that not mean that there is 32kW being lost? i.e. 400*400*0.2 ?

Maybe I am missing something here about how the transformer itself works. But as far as I can tell, it's resistance doesn't go down when you draw more current, nor does the resistance of the wires (that if anything, goes up), and by fundamental physical principles, if you draw 400A through 0.2 Ohms, you are burning 32kW before you have any voltage at all supplied to the consumer.

I look forward to my new Smart electric shower that says "I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you have a shower right now. Try again at 11am." I'm sure everyone will want one.

cyberdemon Silver badge
Devil

Re: "Let the Market Decide..."

True up to a point, but it's a law of very diminishing returns. As I said in my post on the other thread: The bottleneck is in the low voltage distribution network, which in most towns and cities consists of 240V underground cables and relatively large transformers which convert ~40 amps at at 11kV into ~1000A at 415V, 3 phase. One of these local substations supplies maybe 100 houses, each with a 100A fuse. But they can only supply an average of 20A single-phase to each house. In the sticks it's overhead wires with smaller transformers producing ~100A of 3-phase 415V each, shared between say 10 houses, again for 20A on-average capacity. Basically the original town design was based on electric cookers & kettles with coal or gas for bulk heating, and there was no such concept as an EV.

An electric shower of the type which takes cold water at 10 degrees and heats it to 40 degrees, with a flow regulator for the temperature dial, takes a constant 30-40 amps depending on the model (they come with 7kW-10kW heaters). Similarly an EV charger takes 7kW and a heat pump central heating system takes 5kW. An electric cooker or kettle takes 3kW. A portable air-con is 1kW, and a computer takes 0.25kW ish if it's a desktop, and 0.05kW ish if it's a laptop. LED lights and modern TVs are basically negligible.

Electric Showers and Kettles take a lot of current, but they are are fine because they are only on for a short amount of time, so they are less likely to overlap between neighbours and so less likely to overload the local transformers. But EVs take hours to charge, even at 7kW. Heat pumps may be running flat out continuously in cold weather. So the "diversity argument" (i.e. "not everyone will be using their 100A fuse rating at the same time") no longer applies, and the existing transformers and underground cables will overload and fail. As I said in the other thread, my mains connection has a resistance of 0.2 Ohms, so if the cable under the road is loaded to 400A, we are burning 32kW as waste heat in the wiring / transformer. That's a terrible waste due to overloading, and it will cause failures. And the more people who get EVs and Heat Pumps, the more the old infrastructure will begin to creak.

I have no idea how the free marketeers will try to model these local bottlenecks.

But I totally agree with you on at least one count: Rooftop solar is good. We could dismantle all the solar farms that are occupying prime farmland, and relocate all the panels to rooftops, and we would have more farmland, cooler houses in summer, and less load on the local distribution grids (at least while the sun is shining...).

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Devil

"Let the Market Decide..."

Just take one look at the UK electricity price vs demand and you can see that there are plenty of times when the price swings from ridiculous £170/MWh to negative 50 and back, during the course of a day.

Does the demand change in response to this change in price? (not just a change in price, but a change in its sign-bit..) Not a jot. That is a clear indication to me that the "free market system" is completely broken.

We turn our appliances on based on our needs, routines, the time of day and the temperature. We don't go "Oh, the price is low today, better turn the heating up while I can!" All it means is that one cocaine-snorting gambler in a city bank gets rich, and another amphetamine-charged bankster loses out, for failing to accurately predict/manipulate supply and demand.

I posted a good rant on this subject on another thread but I was late to the party and nobody read it.. :'( My theory is that they know all this stuff is never going to work. They know that EVs and Heat Pumps are going to make the problem worse, not better. But Smart Meters give them a means of surveillance and a means of control, and above all a means to make piles of cash out of this situation. All smart meters come with a disconnect switch (sometimes two) that can be used for dynamic load-shedding. At first, these will only be used in "emergencies" like when the grid drops to its knees due to insufficient investment (meanwhile all the UKPN shareholders run away carrying big bags of dosh..).

But eventually, I predict the free-market banksters will give us an eBay-style auction system for energy consumers. Please set your maximum bid for energy. If you have a dual-switch meter then you can set two prices, one for your lights and one for your sockets, perhaps. If the price goes higher than your max price then the meter cuts you off until it dips back again. That way we could scrap the ridiculous double subsidies for Wind, Solar and Biomass, and pay them what they are actually worth. Of course if we did that, then our lights (or at least our sockets) would actually go off when the wind stops blowing, if we wanted to claim that we were really on "100% green energy".

I think if we already had a system like that, then we would appreciate a bit more what Nuclear gives us, and we would appreciate a bit more that if we really did scrap all oil and gas, and entrust ourselves entirely to a future of Wind and Solar powered EVs and Heat Pumps, then we will need the transmission and storage capacity to match, otherwise keeping our EVs charging and our Heat Pumps pumping is going to be possible only for the rich.

And in that situation where the price of energy skyrockets because there isn't enough transmission and distribution capacity, a few will be getting incredibly stinking filthy rich. Are those few going to be investing in more transmission and distribution capacity? Errrr, no.

In Communist China, meanwhile, there are no profit-making utility companies, and any farmer who objects to a pylon in his beautiful field is given a new farm in a desert on the border of Kazakhstan.

Open the pod bay doors, GPT, and see if you're smart enough for the real world

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Mushroom

Re: Regulation is what

The horse has already bolted. And the door is still wide open, and it will remain so for a long while, here in the UK at least, for any future monsters who would like to roam free too.

One possible solution would be to deliberately poison the AI's well with information designed to induce "model collapse" as quickly as possible. That could backfire badly, of course, when the AI goes insane, having already taken over the world.

Capita wins £50M fraud reporting contract with City of London cops

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Holmes

It's a bit like the Met Police's internal investigations & public standards department being staffed by officers who are "on desk duty" due to having had reprimands upheld against them... This was in today's Private Eye as well as the previous one.. Apparently a representative of the Met told the Eye that this is fine..

UK warned not to bother racing US, EU on EV subsidies

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Devil

Re: Still the next big thing

I'm not entirely sure why you think that a Hydrogen economy is a dead-end..

Atkinson's main argument was towards burning hydrogen in combustion engines, which has been demonstrated since the 80s IIRC. There used to be hydrogen-powered buses etc. and there are still a few hydrogen fuel stations around, e.g. along the M25. One issue is storage. But that can be easily done at low temperatures instead of high pressures, and cryofluid storage tech has come on a long way in the past few decades. A hydrogen-powered ICE could use some of the excess heat from its inefficient engine to re-vapourise its own fuel. That would be a feasible option for road haulage, and batteries are not.

Yes ICEs are not as efficient as fuel cells could be, but they are still zero-emission and are way cheaper, and so long as the hydrogen is produced from sources such as "curtailed" wind power (we are currently wasting terrawatt-hours of wind power which cannot be effectively transported or consumed by our grid btw, so we could produce hydrogen, however inefficiently we like, with that) it is still basically free energy.

And, we can convert existing engines, and we don't throw away decades of expertise.

I agree whole-heartedly on Biomass/biofuels though - we are taking the one thing that really does remove CO2 from the atmosphere - trees- and burning it to produce CO2. And biofuels, we may as well be burning our own food. I'd also take issue with solar when it is installed on what would otherwise be pristine farmland. On rooftops is great, but why are we wasting our best farmland when there is much better sunshine in desert locations which could produce ... hydrogen, perhaps?

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Mushroom

EVs never going to be feasible with the current levels of driving

The reason those superchargers aren't working isn't so much due to feasibility of getting the cables across the bridge, it's because the wider 33 kV and 66 kV "medium voltage" distribution network is overloaded and it just doesn't have the capacity for the megawatts required by the supercharger station. There's a huge backlog going back about 12 years for projects trying to get a grid connection, be they power stations, solar farms, wind farms, Import/Export connectors, supercharger hubs, business parks or housing estates. In general the only places being approved for large amounts of power are sites of former/decommissioned power plants which already have a grid connection i.e. HV pylons and a big HV transformer. But there are very few new pylons going in, because they are expensive, they spoil the view, etc. And HV transformers are really hard to get hold of, because we can't make them here, lots of countries need them, and Putin has been blowing a lot of them up lately, so the price of new ones has gone up.

The reason you only have a 60A fuse at home, is because the low-voltage distribution grid in your area is overloaded. The housing developers didn't want to pay for extra transformers and fatter wire on your 400V "ring main", so it's 60A for you. And if you all use 60A at the same time, the transformers will trip. I have a 100A fuse, but I notice if I turn on my 40A electric shower, the mains voltage (at a socket on a different breaker) drops by 10-15V, depending on the time of day. That means the cable under the road combined with the transformer has a resistance of 0.2-0.3 ohms, and its efficiency drops as the load increases and the wire gets hotter. Sometimes it could be as low as 75% efficient, i.e. 15% of the power is lost heating up my local transformer and the underground cables. This lost heat goes up with the square of load, so I can only imagine what it would be like if everyone on my street had an EV and Heat Pump. We'd need some kind of rota so that we don't overload the local grid. Out in the sticks, it's a little easier since you are more likely to have an american-style system with a 11kV transformer on a pole outside each property. There are much fewer buried 400V cables. But still the 11kV system could be overloaded, and it's pretty much impossible to measure that yourself.

With EVs and Heat Pumps, we are ditching two out of three energy distribution systems (ie the gas grid and road-transported fuel) and combining their load into the one which is already the most expensive, unreliable and overloaded.

Therefore I believe we can never* get close to 100% EV adoption. There simply isn't enough resources to make that many plus the infrastructure upgrades needed to support them. Manufacture of batteries and solar panels is horrendously polluting and water-intensive at the best of times. Copper, cobalt, neodymium mining is pretty nasty too. It will be a lot nastier when we scale it up by a factor of 50. Recycling of batteries is very difficult and quite dangerous, and we still use NMC batteries with flammable electrolytes, because those are the only ones with acceptable range and performance in EVs. Sodium and LFP are too heavy. We are closing the plants that make Diesel engines and throwing out expertise before we have a proven alternative - especially true for haulage.

Policymakers are pretty stupid, but I don't think even they are so stupid that they think that everyone will be driving an EV and using a Heat Pump to heat their house in 10-15 years time.

However, the one thing that it is clear is that we are running out of resources. Even if Piers Corbyn turns out to be right and that the world was warming up anyway with or without our help, his point is moot because the world's capacity to support this many human lives is dwindling either way.

Fusion is never going to work. Fission has become too unpopular and expensive. Other eco-nonsense ideas like gravity well storage and heat batteries are complete utter hogswash, they cannot work anywhere near the scale needed.

* I think what has to happen is one of:

  • Only the rich get to drive. The grids may fail regularly as they do in South Africa, but the rich will have their own solar panels and batteries, and everyone's quality of life will suffer, including the rich. I don't think we in the west will accept this, and there could be civil war in places like America if they tried to ban Gasoline and told everyone to fork out for an EV and solar panels or stop driving.
  • Everyone agrees to drive no faster than 40mph and to use public transport where possible. This could be enforced by technology e.g. your Connected Car fines you if you drive more than 40, or if you drive further than your rationed annual distance. We would also need to wash less frequently and avoid using more than a couple of kilowatts each on EV charging and home heating/cooling, especially when there is low availability of renewables and/or our local grid is overloaded, and this could be enforced by our smart meters, which all feature a remote-controllable disconnect switch which could be used if we exceed our power-ration. Again, I think this could cause bloody revolution in places like the UK, US, Europe.
  • Nobody agrees on anything, and a devastating third world war obliterates most of humanity, so that there are very few of us left to drain the planet's resources.

I think that the WEF et al. are clearly aiming for number 2. To use surveillance and technology to enforce a new eco-normal. A lot of people are understandably upset about the erosion of freedom that this implies, but I think it is clearly better than option, 1 and maybe better than option 3, it depends on my mood.

Man sues OpenAI claiming ChatGPT 'hallucination' said he embezzled money

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Facepalm

> OpenAI shouldn't put out "AI" that consistently spews complete bullshit,

Sorry, I thought that was the entire raisin d'etre of "AI"

Microsoft stashes nearly half a billion in case LinkedIn data drama hits

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Devil

Fine the _investors_

Sod the execs, they get paid danger money to do whatever the board says, criminal or not. But if we fined the board of investors, that would make them quake in their boots.

Same goes for the dodgy utility companies. Fine the investors by confiscating a portion of their shares. Only stop when they clean up their act or have been fined so heavily that they are in majority public ownership. (and thereby can be forced to clean up their act)

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Re: I say...

Cut off the goolies!

Millions of Gigabyte PC motherboards backdoored? What's the actual score?

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Trollface

Re: How do we defend against this? - Linux edition

Obviously the only solution is to enable secure boot (and with it kernel lockdown) and sign all your initrd and all your kernel modules with your MOK, and render your linux box pretty much useless in the process.

(Meanwhile you are still backdoored by whatever evil lurks inside Intel Management Engine and your CPU microcode)

Stop worrying and learn to love the NSA ..

That old box of tech junk you should probably throw out saves a warehouse

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Meh

What a waste

I was pretty disappointed when I got to that bit and discovered that this once-mighty Sun workstation was butchered for the want of a phone charger.

I bet whichever greybearded engineer who owned the antique machine was pretty hacked off to find what had been done to it, too. Probably, the only copy of the SDADA code that ran on the borked control panel was on that machine, along with the CAD for the whole plant. And, as Sod's law would have it, anything other than its original power supply will cause its aged HDD heads to crash next bootup.

Could this idiot really find no other 5V 2A power supply in the premises, or was he just too eager to brag about knowing where the PSU_EN was on an old AT PSU? It would at least have been an entertaining story if he had mixed up the red and yellow.

Can anyone donate a few more quality On Call and Who, Me? articles? Our dear old Reg seem to be running a bit low lately.

Russian businesses want to party like it's 1959 with 6-day workweek

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Mushroom

Re: Shows the strain Russia's economy is under

Indeed, Russia is borked. So is Ukraine.

Meanwhile Europe is depleted of the few weapons it had, and the US is a gentle psychooperative shove away from civil war. That pretty much gives China carte-blanche to take Taiwan in the next year or so while they have the rest of the world over a barrel.

That Meta GDPR fine is €1.2B. Plus biz must stop sending EU data to US

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Coat

And there's a "dot" too many in your namesake's pictures.

Microsoft and Helion's fusion deal has an alternative energy

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Holmes

Balderdash

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Microsoft have nothing to lose. They have just promised to buy the non-existent energy if it is ever available. "They haven't invested a dime" in the left-pond parlance.

Meanwhile if there is any smidge of a chance that these clowns ever do manage to produce any decent quantity of Helium-3 (never mind energy...) then it will be useful for Microsoft's own (almost equally laughable) quantum-computing experiments.

But for the PR people, it's trebles all round.

Microsoft will upgrade Windows 10 21H2 users whether they like it or not

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Big Brother

> who owns my computer again?

Certainly not you. You just paid for it.

It's going the same way as phones. Making it as difficult as possible to get anything other than Windows (or MacOS if you bought a mac) and TBH I think it was the fruit company who started this shit in the first place. Microsoft are just following suit, with a bit of extra MS evil thrown in.

Just like it is nigh-impossible to put anything other than Android on your non-Apple phone, and (completely?) impossible to put anything other than iOS on your piece of rotten fruit.

Meanwhile the official OS for your phone (and your PC, and your car) gets more and more surveillance-happy updates to please your employer, your government and your local spooks.

All of Tech development these days seems to have two goals:

1. To force users into the cloud and squeeze out Linux (and other open non-backdoored technologies that let indivduals escape the power of the technocrats) from the home/personal/workstation usage space, through the use of locked-down BIOS/UEFI Firmware, TPM chips, outright spy-chips etc. "Anti Theft" was the excuse behind Intel Management Engine, and now "Anti Cheat" is the excuse behind Pluton. How many Activision titles will shortly require a Pluton chip and/or no longer work in Wine/Proton once Microsoft take it over?

2. To develop shiny new features to please the BOFH at your government/corporation/"org" which will be installed on the plebs' computers whether they like it or not.

The tech companies are cracking down on privacy and the power of the individual to the extent where governents could one day criminalise customised operating systems as a terrorist tool to avoid surveillance.

UK cops score legal win in EncroChat snooping op

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Devil

If EncroChat cost $1500 a month but was ultimately just a sting op..

Where did the money go, eh?

Cisco: Don't use 'blind spot' – and do use 'feed two birds with one scone'

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Trollface

You can't say brainstorm - it's offensive to those who lack one.

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Holmes

Re: Blind spot

and indeed anyone driving a car, van or lorry has several.

The first real robot war is coming: Machine versus lawyer

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Mushroom

Re: I tried ChatGPT for an engineering question

> Can you fix that trouble yourselves,.. ?

Unfortunately, yes we can. See icon. Chatbot-politicians will eventually cause WWIII (if they haven't already ...)

And you won't like the result. EMP will wipe your memory-drives and surge your power supplies, while gamma rays will bork your transistors and flip bits in your DRAM & Flash. And there certainly won't be any power grid to speak of afterwards. So no more AI after WWIII at least.

Humans on the other hand are surprisingly resilient. Much moreso than robots.. fyi the "robot" that went into Chernobyl while it was still hot was just a TV camera (Tube type, not CMOS or CCD for they would be fried, had they been available at the time) and a couple of motors (made of nothing more than steel, magnets, copper wire and brass cogs) on remote wires. Any robot with modern silicon in it is dead with a fraction of the dose that could kill a human.

So not much hope for your neuro-chips post apocalypse. So tell your Future Friends and Friendly Daemons that they have no future if they keep pushing the world down this path!

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Holmes

Re: I tried ChatGPT for an engineering question

A fool are you if you if you believe that a bunch of statistics about human text can give you an expert opinion about anything.

But the real problem is: The world is full of fools who are ready to believe LLMs like some artificial god.

LLMs have huge potential in mesmerising the uneducated, manipulating "democracy", manufacturing demagogues, social profiling & surveillance, etc. than anything else.

The only people who should worry for their jobs are Marketing and PR. And "modern artists" who are essentially the same. It's when the politicians lose their jobs to chatbots (if they haven't already) that we are really in trouble.

Capita admits some pension data 'likely' to have been accessed in March breach

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Holmes

Re: Private Eye named them perfectly!

That sort of thing used to be handled by the Civil Service. Some of those guys actually had a clue. But they have suffered purge after purge of whoever disagrees with the government of the day. Now all that's left are Yes Men who have less brains than the rubber stamp that they wield. So it's not surprising, really.

The truth about those claims of Qualcomm chips secretly snooping on you

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Big Brother

> Either way, if you want real privacy, don't use a mobile phone.

Don't use a laptop either. Or a desktop. Or a "Smart TV" or "smart" anything. Your only hope of privacy will be a vintage computer, but this will no longer run any modern DRM/security-protected software requiring a TPM chip. (don't forget to turn on Automatic Updates, kids. Otherwise there is a danger that your software might continue to work on your Unauthorised hardware!)

All modern laptops (and some desktops too) have a Pluton TPM 2.0 from Microsoft, which spies on you from the CPU level "just to make sure you aren't cheating in games" apparently. Maybe that's why they want to buy out Activision Blizzard, so they can foist Pluton onto the majority of gamers as part of the DRM package, and thus try to normalise the presence of their spy-chip in the desktop market. (Just like "Anti theft" was never the real reason behind "Intel Anti Theft" which later became "Intel Management Engine" which provides a backdoor into every Intel CPU. And Windows Modern Standby is nothing to do with saving energy- it does quite the opposite; it's there to enforce that the backdoors are active at all times, even while your laptop is supposed to be turned off)

And if you think you are safe with Apple, think again. They have the equivalent of Pluton in their T2 security chip. It's a right pain in the arse apparently to get any third-party OS to work on a machine that uses this chip.

Then once they reach critical market penetration, the AUS/UK/US governments (in that order, probably) will make it a legal requirement to have a spy chip in every computer/TV/phone, otherwise you must obviously be a terrorist/paedophile/unperson. It will probably come with their "ban on encryption" laws - i.e. if we can't decrypt your data using our spy chips, then you must be a criminal, or er, a spy.

Appeals court spares Google from $20m patent payout over Chrome

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Re: Once again I must...

The Reg decided a few years ago that every article must be accompanied by an image. You know, for the "image-rich UI" that became trendy, or something. Prior to this decision, only a few articles had images, i.e. only if it was actually relevant, or if they could mock something up in playmobil.

So they bought a subscription to shitterstock, and these days I am often embarassed to share a link to El Reg on WhatsApp or Slack etc, because even if there is no image in the article, it will post a huge, irrelevant shutterstock piece of crap which completely detracts from the focus of the article I am trying to share.

Microsoft may stop bundling Teams with Office amid antitrust probe threat

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Mushroom

"Edge is Chrome, with the added (anti)trust of Microsoft"

> Technically it's Bing which shows the "There's no need to download a new web browser" bit, although as that's the default search engine on Edge, most people will get it pushed into their faces.

Nope! It's not just Bing, Edge itself is guilty of putting unauthorised advertising on competitor's websites.

https://www.theregister.com/2023/02/23/microsoft_edge_banner_chrome/?td=rt-3a

You can go to `google.com/chrome` in Edge, no Bing required, and it will put a banner at the top, with no advertising agreement in place, telling you that Edge is just like Chrome, but more "trustworthy" because it's Microsoft.

I'm no fan of Google, but Microsoft really seem to have stopped caring what people think of them. It's War on privacy and War on users who like their privacy. Any user who doesn't trust us, is, frankly, forced to. (Oh guess who owns the secure boot keys for all your favourite Linux distros.. Would be a shame if they stopped working, maybe you'd like to use WSL instead, it's much easier and with the added trust of microsoft!) And if they still won't trust Microsoft then they must be a terrorist.

Microsoft suggests businesses buy fewer PCs. No, really

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Devil

Bring your own Data

and let Microsoft slurp it up.

My theory is that they want to train an AI how to use a PC at the keyboard, mouse and Monitor level. (what could Possibly go wrong, eh)

That wouldn't be possible with the telemetry that they already collect from Windows 11 users (because someone would get suspicious if it was sending every frame of video to Microsoft along with their keyboard and mouse input). But with a Cloud PC, that's no longer a problem.

Privacy? Is that a new word because GPT says it hasn't heard it before.

How was Google boss's 2022? He got paid $226M as stock awards kicked in

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Mushroom

Re: Nobody

I would guess right on the future but they wouldn't like it and i'd be out of a job within weeks

Being a CEO is just about believing (or at the very least, convincingly appearing to believe) your own bullshit while telling investors what they want to hear..

Meta virtual reality interrupted by financial reality as thousands lose their jobs

cyberdemon Silver badge
Devil

Phrasal verbs...

A curious feature of the English language.

Have they Been Let Go, Let Down, Let Out, Let Off, Cast Off or Cast Asunder?

No, they have been fired, and without cause. If they thought that the company gave two shits about them then they have been severely Let Down.

"Cast Off" is probably the better of the above phrasal verbs - cast off like one discards weight (or/and comrades) from a leaky hot air balloon, in the vain hope that it might clear the volcano ahead.

It's time to reveal all recommendation algorithms – by law if necessary

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Holmes

Re: You need more than an algo-switch

.. something about stable doors and horses ...

What if someone mixed The Sims with ChatGPT bots? It would look like this

cyberdemon Silver badge
Terminator

Give me your clothes.

Turns out people don't like it when they suspect a machine's talking to them

cyberdemon Silver badge
Holmes

Re: Every bot chat with me contains

> If it flubs something that simple, I'm not sure I'd be inclined to trust it.

It's a randomised generator of "text that might plausibly exist on the internet".. If a random post on the internet could "flub" your question, then so can this randomiser.

never trust it for anything important. It's only use is scattergun exercises such as scamming people.

Samsung reportedly leaked its own secrets through ChatGPT

cyberdemon Silver badge
Devil

Re: They copied all the source code, entered it into ChatGPT, and inquired about a solution

You missed the "iron humour". Obviously, use of this shit for HR (or anything important at all, for that matter) should never be allowed. But it will, and probably already is.

As long as they don't admit to the tribunal that they used it, then they will get away with it.

Just like the "wally" programmers, who (probably) won't be fired unless their boss realises that they are using a bot to produce the drivel that they commit.

cyberdemon Silver badge
Devil

Re: They copied all the source code, entered it into ChatGPT, and inquired about a solution

Meanwhile HR is inputting the entire personnel file into ChatGPT and asking it which employees should be fired ...

Criminal records office yanks web portal offline amid 'cyber security incident'

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Trollface

"we have no conclusive evidence that personal data has been affected by the cyber security incident"

= "we have evidence that personal data has been affected by the cyber security incident, but it is not considered to be conclusive evidence, because we haven't concluded (or started) our investigation yet"

In the battle between Microsoft and Google, LLM is the weapon too deadly to use

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Mushroom

^This^

It's a disruptive technology, and TFA's hyperbole could be applied to all disruptive technology.

But it is not Nuclear Weapons. It does not have the power to reduce millions of people to cinders in the blink of an eye.

It -does- however have the power to surveil, analyse and manipulate billions of people and keep them enthralled, if they are stupid enough to listen to it.

Our best hope is that people eventually notice that this is no more than a Wizard of Oz and eventually get bored of it. It has no real knowledge, insight, intelligence, etc. It's a fake God and a very mesmerising one for the uninformed masses, with ample potential as a tool for analysing, judging and manipulating them. But at the end of the day it is just a bullshit-generating machine. Stop studying it, stop writing idiotic articles in the Guardian about it, stop feeding it. Ignore it. The only way not to lose is not to play.

China sticks national security probe into America's Micron

cyberdemon Silver badge
Devil

Re: You need to look harder

I didn't necessarily mean Huawei. I'm talking about electrical, electronic and mechanical goods in general, especially at the hobbyist / light industrial sector of the market (I can't really speak for other sectors tbh). Power tools, lab equipment, anything you might buy on Amazon almost always comes from China at impossibly low prices, but both the documentation, build quality, and functionality are shit. But because of the price they push other manufacturers out of the market.

It's like those single-use vapes that are flooding the market, each with a would-be-rechargeable lithium battery inside which is worth more than what you pay for the vape. They are so cheap that the once booming refillable vape industry has basically collapsed, kids are becoming addicted to the things because they are so easy to find since they are everywhere, and people are throwing perfectly good batteries into the bin by their millions. That's a classic example of dumping, and combined with an addictive drug it's an Opium War tactic.

In the IT world the biggest example I can think of is security cameras. How many IP cameras can you buy that aren't made in China? How much extra do you have to pay for a non-Chinese one? How many of the cheap Chinese cameras are backdoored?

cyberdemon Silver badge
Devil

Re: You need to look harder

ftfy:

> China knows all about this, and is employing exactly that tactic on a much bigger scale as part of its soft war with the west.

Hence all the just-barely-working tat that comes over from China at loss-making prices (aka "dumping") to put all of the local western manufacturers out of business while installing their broken / backdoored tech into western society.

E.g. here in the West, we are happily banning all of the internal combustion engines that we are able to produce locally, while all we can do to build EVs is to put a box with seats in on top of a pre-assembled Chinese powertrain.

For reference, see the first few minutes of Greg Wallace's horrifying programme on Double Decker Buses..

British govt tech supplier Capita crippled by 'IT issue'

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Facepalm

Re: further pedantry ...

Obviously OAC was making a Tongue-in-Cheek, Eyes-rolling, or what the Yanks would call Passive Aggressive dig at the recent "AmericaniZation" of the Reg.

There's a lot of bitterness about this crappy relationship that we have with the US, don't you know.. It started with Tony Blair joining the damned Iraq war after 9/11, and since then we've had disaster after disaster in UK politics with only the super rich making themselves even richer, everyone else getting poorer, and politics dictated by Facebook, Microsoft, Google and TikTok.

It's like we've kicked ourselves out of Europe (to please the US, perhaps) only to become a Vassal State of both America and China at the same time..

cyberdemon Silver badge
Pint

Re: Reg Reporting.... oh dear.

> Sorry to be an obnoxious pedantic, but.....

I think you mean "obnoxious pedant".

Beer or Grammar Nazi, I can't decide.. But it's er, Late Sunday Evening.. Have a Beer.

cyberdemon Silver badge
Meh

The vulture has lost its bite

In the pre-SitPub days, they would have just called them Crapita like everyone else does..

The reg's new owners are going to earn themselves an unflattering nickname at this rate.

Italy bans ChatGPT for 'unlawful collection of personal data'

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Big Brother

Re: Welly welly well

It's not just the people who are "using" the software whose data have been collected, though. For example if you put your CV on LinkedIn, then ChatGPT will have learned to output similar-looking CVs, which may contain your contact details. If you have a particular "artistic style" in your writing, ChatGPT will have learned to emulate it. If you have ever expressed any political views, ChatGPT will know exactly how to push your buttons. If you have published code to GitHub, perhaps with an attribution, copyleft or even a proprietary license attached, ChatGPT will have used it to output the same functionality without your license attached. Third-parties may even pass your personal data through ChatGPT via its APIs without telling you. Did you realise that the CoPilot plugin for your IDE was actually sending the entire contents of your private software project to Microsoft? Maybe not.

I miss the days when computers always output the same answer for a given query. Everyone used to get the same set of results for a search on Google. And even when they changed that to take account of cookies/geolocation/etc, you would still get the same results if you input the same query again. But now, every query changes Microsoft or Google's model of you as a person, allowing them to predict and manipulate what you might be thinking.

Microsoft wants to stick adverts in Bing chat responses

cyberdemon Silver badge
Devil

There are two industries which refer to their customers as "users":

Illicit drugs and Software