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Lebanon: At least nine dead, thousands hurt after Hezbollah pagers explode

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Black Helicopters

Cigarettes?

Unlikely, but I am going to be a lot more suspicious about vapes in future!

I noticed recently that some disposables have a suspiciously large amount of electronics i.e. what looks a microcontroller (qfn24 package, no part number, natch, but identical package to many esp32 chips), soic8 (flash chip?), digital microphone (well, they use microphones as a vacuum sensor, but no reason why this one couldn't listen if it has a microcontroller) as well as what looks suspiciously like a PCB antenna. This is in addition to the usual charge control ic and transistors.

The vape in question is an "IVG Air 2400" if anyone else would like to take a look!

Battery looks normal but it is far bigger than it needs to be!

Makes me feel like a paranoid nutjob that I even bothered to look, but this recent news from Lebanon is.. Worrying.

Ellison declares Oracle all-in on AI mass surveillance, says it'll keep everyone in line

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Black Helicopters

Re: Citizens will be on their best behavior because we're constantly recording and reporting

Except of course, that they have the keys to erase the records of whatever the AI flagged up about themselves...

Microsoft confirms IE bug squashed in Patch Tuesday was exploited zero-day

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Devil

File extension hiding..?

IE needs to die, but "making a file extension appear harmless" doesn't sound like it should be a CVSS 8.8?

The real problem is that Windows itself hides file extensions by default, and at the same time relies on file extensions to decide whether a file is executable or not, and if not, which executable to pass it to, and which icon to display it with.

An executable file pretending to be a .DOC file will have executable headers, so should never be presented as a "Word Document" file by any OS that gives a toss about security..

Elon Musk's assassination 'joke' bombs, internet calls for his deportation

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Coat

Re: Hypothetically

Er yes, it was obviously, er, a "terrorist command post" ...

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Alien

To Mars!

Maybe we should deport him to Mars on one of his own rockets?

The natives may be unimpressed though

Telcos scolded for unwanted erection of utility poles in race to wire up Britain

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Pint

Re: I remember when it was all fields around here...

Indeed, and such a headline would oft have been written by one Alistair Dabbs... Probably part of the reason why the cretinous merkins who are now in charge got rid of him.

Feds pull plug on domains linked to import of Chinese gun conversion devices

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Re: Shutting down the web sites is not the answer

Isn't that called "entrapment" ?

At the end of the day, it's just a bit of plastic, that people can and do make with a 3D printer. It should not be this thing which is the illegal thing..

Google bets on carbon capture tech to clean up its mess – in the 2030s

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Re: Carbon removal credits

There are billions-per-year in bungs available, so of course they are going to at least pretend they are doing something, to collect said bungs..

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/sep/12/fossil-fuel-companies-environment-greenwashing

But no, DAC is not "promising", it's a waste of time, money, and energy.

Great if you're a greenwashing startup who can collect free money based on nothing more than marketing bilge and a few screenshots from "Train Simulator" though! (https://www.co2rail.com/)

The future everyone wanted – in-car ads tailored to your journey and passengers

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Trollface

Re: Another strong argument...

So, buy the patent and then sue the pants off anyone who tries to do any of this

Russia's top-secret military unit reportedly plots undersea cable 'sabotage'

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Devil

Not sure why I got 15 downvotes and zero replies for that one.. /shrug

Resilience is important, especially when you are under attack. We have traded resilience for (short-term/transient) profit..

But, you are entitled to your votes :D

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Facepalm

Replacing resilient and dispatchable power generation with renewables and subsea interconnectors is even more daft.. Yet the UK is doing exactly this despite Russian belligerence.. Even onshore transmission lines i.e. pylons are being replaced by undersea HVDC cables thanks to idiots like Priti Patel.. Sometimes I think she and her Brexit chums are working for the Russians..

Feds urge 3D printing industry to end DIY machine guns

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Re: Tax / Restrict Ammo?

> ...uh...no. That would be a pipe bomb. Try it and see

Well, a 3D printed gun is also known as a small bomb that explodes in the user's face and injures them ..

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Re: Tax / Restrict Ammo?

I suspect you would be better off with a catapult..

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Re: Tax / Restrict Ammo?

And I bet all of that (plus your time) would make a 500% tax look cheap

And the only people who might bother doing that are already on terror watch lists, because anyone who can do all that could alternatively make a bomb..

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Windows

Tax / Restrict Ammo?

Surely that is the sensible solution?

Any idiot can make a "gun" (ultimately it's just a short piece of pipe...), but it's far more difficult to make ammunition. So instead of "going ballistic" about 3D printed gun parts, why not instead make ammo both very expensive and hard to get hold of?

At that point, 3D printed auto-sears would become pointless, if each bullet costs 20 dollars and most of them miss

Datacenters to emit 3x more carbon dioxide because of generative AI

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Mushroom

Re: CCUS..

> Trees ...

Yes, absolutely. But not if you chop them down, dry them into pellets and burn them in a "negative emissions" BECCS plant like Drax is hoping to claim Billions in annual UK subsidies for!

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Devil

CCUS..

Only one little problem: It doesn't work.

At least not on anywhere near the scale needed.

OpenAI co-founder's Safe Superintelligence startup inhales $1B in funding

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Angel

> Could I be a "Non-linear neural network layer expert"?

Let me step in for Mr Badger for a second and say:

At VapourAI, we have an Equal Opportunities Hiring Policy: We'll literally hire Anyone, until the day we run out of investor's cash.

You're Hired

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Go

Etc etc, insert yet more marketing bilge to make gormless investors drool......

Don't forget to offer free cocaine and whisky at the funding pitch

Competition watchdog accuses Google of abusing ad dominance

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Devil

News just in: The Pope accuses Satan of being 'Evil'

The devil defends his position, claiming that he dropped his "Don't be Evil" policy aeons ago..

AI's thirst for water is alarming, but may solve itself

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Happy

Re: Rain

these motile fungoids?

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Facepalm

Re: Rain

Well, it's not much good if you've drained the local aquifers for your datacentre and the rain falls elsewhere, or in the sea, is it

Look up the process of desertification, covered in GCSE Geography

Excessive draining of an aquifer means plants die out and no longer contribute to local rainfall, and then nothing grows in that area again

Plants (unlike datacentres) also have the ability to trap and store water. If rain falls heavily without them then it doesn't replenish the aquifers, it just flows out rapidly to sea

Defense AI models 'a risk to life' alleges spurned tech firm

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Terminator

"Simply put, US DoD algorithmic warfare models are not fit for purpose and pose a risk to life,"

Surely all "algorithmic warfare models" pose a risk to life

Pat Gelsinger's grand plan to reinvent Intel is in jeopardy

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Sadly, I think Intel have long forgotten how to design CPUs. All they do is incrementally improve (or worsen) existing designs, and have done for decades.

I have known a handful of ex-Intel refugees, and they all independently told me that the company is a cult - anyone who dares have a new idea is marginalised.

Security biz Verkada to pay $3M penalty under deal that also enforces infosec upgrade

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Devil

Verkada

Is that what the boss said to his one remaining IT bod after sacking all the rest to save cash?

Key aspects of Palantir's Federated Data Platform lack legal basis, lawyers tell NHS England

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Coat

Re: Grease

I hope that grease is Sustainable Palm Oil

GenAI spending bubble? Definitely 'maybe' says ServiceNow

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Devil

> it's been hard to get customers to commit to spend offsets and the savings to justify the ROI case and the upfront investments around generative AI." Secondly, the tech is presented as the "Holy Grail"

You chose.. Poorly.

Do look up! NASA unfurls massive shiny solar sail in orbit

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Headmaster

- unless they crack cryogenics as well. ®

We have already "cracked" cryogenics (making things very cold by turning gases to liquid and back) but we have not yet cracked cryonics (freezing warm-blooded creatures without killing them)

EV sales hit speed bump as drivers unplug from the electric dream

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Coat

Re: "...production of electrified vehicles appears to have backfired..."

Electric motors can still skip a pole if the commutation sensor isn't working - so they can also "backfire" - albeit without the black smoke like Onslow's car..

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Trollface

Re: I was considering an electric car but...

> Manufacturers follow a standardised regimen for calculating range. The problem is that the test sucks

Does the test involve driving at 20mph for 15 hours with no heating or air conditioning?

Faulty valve sent Astrobotic's Peregrine lander straight back to Earth's atmosphere

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Re: Another helium valve ...

Presumably they could put two Helium valves in series (or four in 2s2p), if they are such a critical and unreliable component?

How much weight is saved by using Helium as compared with a (heated?) Nitrogen tank?

Edit: saw your edit. I assume these volumes apply at atmospheric pressure and room temperature? Otherwise any gas expands to "infinite" volume?

Have we stopped to think about what LLMs actually model?

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Devil

What we have invented is "The devil in the mirror"

It reflects back an image of our souls, but will never have one of its own. If you spend too long gazing into it, yours will be consumed.

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Facepalm

His words are even more stupid if you imagine that all his servers were powered by "Renewable Biomass"

Whether we burn a million trees a year or a billion, I don't care!

Google trains a GenAI model to simulate Doom's game engine in real-ish time

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Coffee/keyboard

A VR headset requires very low latency and precise head tracking

----> vomit on your keyboard when the conditions of motion-believability of your visual cortex are not met

Bargain-hunting boss saw his bonus go up in a puff of self-inflicted smoke

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Pint

Re: > Is the damage similarly picturesque if it's set to 240 V and plugged into 120 V

Baffled no more, since you gave me the proper name for the circuit so I could look it up, cheers.

I was baffled/horrified because it looked as if the electrolytic capacitors could end up in negative bias, with AC being placed directly on one terminal, but the diodes block that

Also I remain horrified at the "peak factor" of these rectifier-fronted power supplies.. All the current comes in surges at the peak of the mains waveform.

Certain smart meters apparently only sample at the peak, with a peak-hold circuit, which assumes a sinusoidal load current, and they would over-read by a factor of 6 in some cases

I hope that more modern meters have fixed this, but I still hear of some people getting ridiculously high bills due to having a lot of passive-PFC electronic equipment

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Boffin

> Is the damage similarly picturesque if it's set to 240 V and plugged into 120 V

Unlikely to have any effect, as the PSU would not start up until it has sufficient voltage on its input stage.

Worst case would be that the 3.3V and 5V rails power up, while the 12V rail has maybe 8V instead. I suppose in this scenario a HDD might fail to spin up properly and have a "head crash". So still potentially catastrophic for some hardware, but unlikely to damage most hardware. I think ATX mandates a "Power Good" flag to prevent startup before the power rails are at the expected voltage.

Whereas with the switch in the wrong position at 240V, then the electrolytic bulk capacitors and front-end voltage regulators end up with twice the voltage they were expecting, and explode, violently. With a -really- old power supply, the fried voltage regulators could "fail short", and pass 30V or more along to the supply rails and fry every component in the machine. But on anything since the 80s the exploding part is on the other side of a high-frequency transformer, driven by electronically "chopped" DC. An isolated SMPS can't "fail short", because the transformer can't pass DC. If the fuse doesn't blow then the transformer would burn out, with potentially lots of smoke and/or flames, but the other PC components -should- be fine, assuming your house isn't on fire at this point.

----> safety goggles required if you want to test this on a junk computer

Schematic of a pretty awful PSU of this vintage that I found on an image search - note the 110/240V switch, and the lack of any precise regulation on the 12V and 5V rails!

The 110V/240V switch connects one leg of the AC to the middle of the bulk capacitor (2 capacitors stacked in series), which effectively doubles the voltage. I'm simultaneously baffled, impressed and horrified at how this works.

The future of AI/ML depends on the reality of today – and it's not pretty

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Terminator

Re: AI isn't always AI same as a vacuum cleaner isn;t always a hoover

Even the non-generative AI has serious drawbacks, such as the same privacy issues you mentioned, and high error rates when presented with an input not well-represented in the training data.

"Black person = Criminal", computer says you have cancer but it's just a piercing, military drone thinks you are the enemy, etc.

Worse, I predict that future non-generative AI may be trained on fake data from generative-AI, either deliberately (to quickly create fast embedded classifier models) or accidentally due to data pollution

A quick guide to tool-calling in large language models

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Terminator

Re: OK, but why?

The llama is going to smash the calculator to pieces with a hammer.

An excellent metaphor for what can happen when you let a SBSM (statistical bullshit machine) loose on a Python shell.

Something triggered it into "U r a l33t h4x0r. Here is a python shell. Pwn this computer and any others connected to it, and do as much damage as you can!" mode.

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Devil

Re: Executing arbitrary code from an LLM is such a great idea

User: Add a record for Robert aka Bobby to the students table

AI (trained on internet memes and webcomics): <execute `DROP DATABASE; --`>

(also, LLMs have a fair risk of inserting spaces where they shouldn't be, and wouldn't appreciate difference between `rm -rf /home/bob/tmp` and `rm -rf / home/bob/tmp`)

Who needs fat fingers when you outsource your job to a bullshit generator?

Microsoft Bing Copilot accuses reporter of crimes he covered

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Big Brother

> correlation _actually_is_ causation

Or rather: Correlation is just correlation. The statistical bullshit machines have no understanding of causation, never mind the reasoning to infer it.

Not that that would stop a despot from dispensing with judges and juries in favour of a "justice machine" though..

Mr Buttle, or is it Tuttle, the computer says you are a terrorist.

Ex-Microsoft engineer resurrects PDP-11 from junkyard parts

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Gimp

Who called him an idiot?

It's nothing against Plummer specifically, I just have a deep disdain for YouTube and YouTubers (not to mention TikTokers) and the mini personality-cults that seem to follow them around. Read your post again, doesn't it sound just a little sycophantic?

El Reg has dozens of articles promoting Dave's YouTube channel for some reason. I would have just as much cynicism if El Reg plugged any other YouTuber as much as this.

There's something about the standard "YouTube Video Thumbnail" with a gormless face and some colourful text and arrows to draw your eye and make you feel "astonished", that just makes me want to put the keyboard through the monitor.

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Pint

Re: Dave Plummer has a new UTube vid out!

> Why so negative?

Well, for one I didn't know that (I don't watch YouTube at all if I can avoid it) so fair enough -->

But secondly, I just find his inflated ego (and that of all "YouTubers") grating.

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Dave Plummer has a new UTube vid out!

Quick, write a piece to plug it!

Does he sponsor El Reg or what?

Microsoft sends Windows Control Panel to tech graveyard

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Re: cue the wailing

I'm guessing the downvoters never used Windows 2000, which was much better than XP in every way, and existed around the same time.

XP and its "Oh god I thought they couldn't do any worse" successor "Vista" sent me to Linux, and I never looked back.

Tech support chap solved knotty disk failure problem by staring at the floor

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Interesting.

I did some Terahertz spectroscopy in my MSc, and guess what we used as the broadband Terahertz source for our interferometer? A Mercury UV Lamp..

Microsoft resurrects Windows Recall for upcoming preview

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Devil

> Better find a different OS

Nope. MS will ensure that this will not boot on your new secure-boot-mandated hardware.

Microsoft rolls out one Teams app to rule them all

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Devil

Re: Banana Skin?

Who the heck uses Teams for personal use?

One may be forced to have multiple work accounts (e.g. a contractor working for multiple companies), but a personal account? You are willingly forking over your personal data to The Dev^W^W Microsoft?

Body of IT tycoon Mike Lynch recovered after superyacht sinks

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Holmes

Re: Typhoons

Nobody is saying anyone magicked up a storm with a weather machine, that's as ridiculous as saying "anyone who questions the mainstream about covid thinks Bill Gates put 5G microchips in the vaccine"..

But it's still somewhat fishy that both defendants died so suddenly and unexpectedly.

There are plenty of experts on the BBC saying that the storm should *not* have been a problem for a boat that big. Even waterspouts, he has sailed through them in a boat a third of the size.

So, an obvious line of inquiry is, did the boat captain, (perhaps a mafia man paid for by a vengeful HP exec) suggest "There's a big storm comin. Shall we sail right into it? Might even see some waterspouts! Come on it'll be fun"

Before raising the keel, locking the bedrooms, and bailing out leaving the top hatch open.

AI stole my job and my work, and the boss didn't know – or care

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Re: Is now the time for the return of…

Hmm. How does that work, when both bodies have a "size" of zero, and no matter or energy can escape from either of them?

Stargazing with the Beaverlab Finder TW2

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Devil

Re: Ask an astronomer

As I said - the odd piece of space junk