Posts by Damo

Apple seeks product security boss after iPhone loss

Seriously?

So in the last week or so Apple have lost an iPhone 5, there's been screen shots of the release date, a picture of a plate of food that's exif data claims it was taken on an iPhone 4 in Cupertino but with an 8no camera and now this crap!

This has Apple PR's grubby fingerprints all over it.

Channel islanders attack Street View car

Interesting thought occurred to me

The only people capable of sneaking up on a 360 degree camera are ninjas.

Where was Steve Job's at the time and has anyone checked his alibi?

Spurs soothsayer predicts Young Boys thrashing on Twitter

It gets worse

The Swiss team are known as the Wankdorf Young Boys after the name of their former stadium.

You couldn't make it up.

Mobile phones cause tinnitus, says study

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Pardon?

Futurologist warns of malevolent dust menace

Damn

Looks like I'm going to have to track down that dumb arse keyboard vacuum my Mrs bought me years ago.

Apple denies iPhone 4 antenna glitch, blames inaccurate signal bars

Hmmmmmm

Sounds like a crock of shit to me.

Damn side easier to mask a problem with software than implement a hardware recall.

Colorado vampire drives woman into canal

Stop me if you've heard this...

There are two nuns driving...

Oh you have, sorry.

Woman called Window joins Apple

Weird names

I used to have a guy called Bacon (he was from Zimbabwe) work for me. So Window ain't unique in being weird.

Vodafone Ireland admits pocketing dormant PAYG cash

Could be worse

Here in France the little buggers nick unused credit if you don't use it up withing a certain time period. A 5 Euro top up lasts one week.

Don't put credit on your account for six months and they'll nick your number back.

And don't get me started on trying to find a reasonable PAYG data package.

Sun squeals over 'UK's first iPhone baby'

hallelujah

What can the doubters possibly say now? Between this miracle and the chap in Haiti being saved by his iPhone surely this is indeed the Jesus Phone.

Praise be.