* Posts by cosymart

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Datacenter migration plan missed one vital detail: The leaky roof

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Facepalm

What?

So who starts a building refurb without consulting with the faculty dept?

Software fees to make up 10% of John Deere's revenues by 2030

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Trollface

Some folk here are going off at a tangent.

@nobody who matters - It's called the internet (magnified by a large % if you are on El Reg). If you have just bought a shiny new PC you have a very steep learning curve. If you are a dyed in the wool subscriber you are trolling :-)

GM's Cruise revises self-driving software after San Francisco crash

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Holmes

Re: Disabled unprotected left turns?

1) Failure 1 Calls "Frank" "Dave"...

2) The vehicle just takes you to the nearest airport that doesn't have unprotected left turns. Might be a long journey :-)

== Bring us Dabbsy back! ==

We were promised integrated packages. Instead we got disintegrated apps

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Meh

Re: You are doing it wrong.

Changed "The Wizard Smart Knob"

Enough with the notifications! Focus Assist will shut them u… 'But I'm too important!'

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Meh

New car

I bought a new car in the Summer and after a few weeks managed to understand the varous icons and beeps emanating from the dashboard - A few months later and I am driving home at night and I hear a strange high pitched beep accompanied by an orange dashboard icon that looks like an angel. In fear of my life I pull over and investigate, apparently it is a low temperature warning frost alert. On closer inspection the icon is a representation of a snow flake set in a triangle and for some unfathomable reason is set to come on below +6C All through the winter this annoying thing would ping into life :-(

Apple forgoes cooling systems in M2 MacBook Air

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Meh

Re: Adverts

Adblock Plus works here - what ads?

NanoAvionics satellite pulls out GoPro to take stunning selfie over Earth

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Boffin

Re: Junk

Nah, been doing it for years :-)

Leave that sentient AI alone a mo and fix those racist chatbots first

cosymart
Facepalm

Re: Fleshy Ones

If they are truly "welding robots" bolting them to the floor isn't going to stop them rising up is it?

No more fossil fuel or nukes? In the future we will generate power with magic dust

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Mushroom

Re: So hard to choose

See icon>>>>>

Amazon to spend $12b on five more datacenters in Oregon

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FAIL

Contacted

The Register reached out to Sweek for further comment; we'll let you know if he has any..... See subject.

BOFH: The evil guide to upgrading switches

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Holmes

Re: So tempting

Here on the correct side of the pond it's Good Friday tomorrow and a bank holiday, hence the early BOFH :-)

Microsoft slices Windows 11 update size by 40% (no, not by cutting hardware support)

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Facepalm

Re: Microsoft slices Windows 11 update size by 40%

Don't be silly, what would they have to do prior to Windows 12 in 3 years time?

Square-shaped hole in workers' wallets after payment system fails at peak tip time

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Big Brother

High time companies paid their staff a decent wage and this fudal payment system was outlawed.

Ransomware victim Colonial Pipeline paid $5m to get oil pumping again, restored from backups anyway – report

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WTF?

Criminal to pay Criminals?

I thought that in most jurisdictions it's illegal to give criminals money especially for blackmail?

Japan to start stamping out rubber stamps and tearing up faxes as new digital agency given Sept. 1 start date

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Meh

Electronic Banking

I volunteer with a small charity and we prefer cheques as we can bank these free, we are also happy with BACS payments. Any other type of transaction costs us money: Hire or purchase of card reader, % of transaction, connection to the internet. So why go digital?

Don't cross the team tasked with policing the surfing habits of California's teens

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WTF?

Where's The Story?

Read this waiting for the story/punch line.... Slow news day this week?

How to ensure your tech predictions catch on in a flash? Do the mash

cosymart
Alien

Fireball XL5

Fireball XL5 had the best intro music: https://youtu.be/F8C8pyuOO5U

Website maker Wix embarks on weird WordPress-trashing campaign, sends 'influencer' users headphones from 'WP'

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Devil

Exit Strategy

I toyed with using Wix for the sites I look after but didn't like the 100% tie in that they operate with no export option :-(

Forget GameStop: Keyboard warriors and electronic trading have never mixed well

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FAIL

Re: The illusion of real time

As the "oh SH*T" moment occurs an experienced climber pushes away from the rock face. This is to clear any nasty obstacles on the way down and hopefully encounter a grass slope rather than the boulders at the base of the cliff :-(

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Oops moment

A colleague was adjusting a microwave link and prior to the tweak decided that it would be good to speak to his opposite number on the other tower via moble (cell) phone so they could synchronise their actions. They agreed a course of action: Switch off towers, make adjustments, affirm safe to switch back on via phone call. Bet you can't guess which tower was routing the phone signal.

My bad! So you're saying that redacting an on-screen PDF with Tipp-Ex won't work?

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FAIL

Re: HMRC still has wrong/internal .pdf version of SA100 tax return posted for year 2017

Your problem here was that you "reached out" to them. Had you simply contacted them Robert would have been your fathers brother long ago.

The Fat iPhone, 11 years on: The iPad's over a decade old and we're still not sure what it's for

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Devil

Re: Seniors

The problem (is it a problem?) is that many people, especially the Seniors (hate this but it works) see the iPad as meaning tablet computer and many don't even know that there are alternatives :-( Getting to be a bit like Vacuum = Hoover.

Ministry of Defence's cyber warfare drive is helping burn a hole through its budget, warns UK's National Audit Office

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Go

The MOD needs "Cyber" you can count tanks, warships and planes. Try and count "Cyber" :-)

Solving a big, yellow IT problem: If it's not wearing hi-vis, I don't trust it

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Go

Data Entry

We were involved with a similar role out and hit the problem of preparing the system with existing data. Decided to call upon the services of the, soon to be made redundant, typing pool and they were brilliant! Once they got going and realised that each data sheet was identical and they had to tab through each field including null values the stuff was going in at fast rate. One problem, they were entering the data that fast and being touch typist they very rarely needed to look at the screen the screen refresh rate was struggling to keep up and the buffer could only cope with so much. We had to ask them to pause every 5min to allow the buffer to clear and the screens update :-)

The Huawei Mate 40 Pro would be the best Android flagship on the market – were it not for the US-China trade war

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Happy

Re: Phone review?

Have more upvotes ^^^^^^^^^^

Business top brass are terrified their companies will simply be collateral damage in a future cyber-war

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Black Helicopters

Any War

In all wars there is collateral damage, why should a cyber-war any different? The probable good thing about a cyber-war is that the collateral damage is less likely to kill people.

Be very afraid! British Army might scrap battle tanks for keyboard warriors – report

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Holmes

Costs Lots

Tanks are very expensive to purchase, maintain and operate. The Challengers are at least 30 years old technology and for some reason they are never in the right place. The next big battle/war is going to be fought where???? So the next MBT design needs to be capable of what??? Using what technology????? The lead time between concept to ready for action is 10 years+ minimum.

Easier to win the lottery yet the MOD is expected get it right :-)

Backup a sec – is hard drive reliability improving? Annual failure rate from Backblaze comes in at its lowest yet

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Holmes

Lies, damn lies and Statisitics

The only way you can compare reliability is to place many samples of each drive in identical situations for a period of years. The current method of seeing how many complaints/comments each type of drive gets is flawed as we don't know things like sales. Seagates get lots of complaints but that might be because they sell twice as many? So overall they could be more reliable. IMHO :-)

'Get out of my office, you're being a pest!' Yes, son. Toymaker releases work-from-home-themed play sets

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Childcatcher

Naff

These look so naff they will probably sell like hot cakes :-)

What other icon could I use?

British Army does not Excel at spreadsheets: Soldiers' newly announced promotions are revoked after sorting snafu

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Headmaster

Photo

Sent a correction :-)

Nokia 5310: Retro feature phone shamelessly panders to nostalgia, but is charming enough to be forgiven

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FAIL

Re: Cheap IMO

Had one of those, just about managed to last the 12 months of the contract before dying with a few near death experiences on the way. Crap and cheap :-(

Black hole destroys corona

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Holmes

Re: In Real Time?

I would have expected better from a member of the scientific community.

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Alien

In Real Time?

“This seems to be the first time we’ve ever seen a corona first of all disappear, but then also rebuild itself, and we’re watching this in real-time,” Kara said. “ Real time? More like 100million years ago. This thing doesn't even exist now :-)

Oh sure, we'll just make a tiny little change in every source file without letting anyone know. What could go wrong?

cosymart
Megaphone

Most Dangerous

The most dangerous button ever created "Reply to all" not helped by idiots who use the shotgun approach to sending out emails.

Hungry? Please enjoy this delicious NaN, courtesy of British Gas and Sainsbury's

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Holmes

Sainsburys Have It

https://www.sainsburys.co.uk/gol-ui/product/dessert-mixes/birds-angel-delight--butterscotch-59g

What does London's number 65 bus have to hide? OS caught on camera setting fire to '22,000 illegal file(s)!!'

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Joke

Too Busy

Still looking for the "Any Key" The old ones are best :-)

The bork on the sign goes round and round, round and round, round and round

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Pirate

Re: 256GB for a sign!

Probably a very good salesman "You really do need this much memory, cheap compared to the wraparound LCDs".

So you really didn't touch the settings at all, huh? Well, this print-out from my secret backup says otherwise

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Re: Fear the

It seems The About has been updated by Chris Williams and both Dabbsy and Verity Stob are now ex-register employees :-(

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FAIL

Re: Fear the

According to the About bit he is still working here but there again this was last updated in 2019....

"About The Register

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Starting out in London in 1994 as an occasional email newsletter, The Register began publishing online daily in 1998. Today The Register is headquartered in London, San Francisco and Sydney and the sun never sets on its reporting team around the world.

Many Register readers are technology professionals but we're also read by technology enthusiasts, shed boffins, policy wonks and science fans around the globe. We cover hardware, software, AI, tech services and more, but The Register is also known for its "off-duty" articles, on science, tech culture, planes, trains, bridges and other feats of engineering. We also carry cult columnists such as the fiendish sysadmin BOFH, programming goddess Verity Stob and Something for the Weekend's Alistair Dabbs.

The Register and all its contents are copyright © 1998-2019, Situation Publishing. All rights reserved. All third-party trademarks are recognised. ®"

If Daddy doesn't want me to touch the buttons, why did they make them so colourful?

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Big Brother

Re: I'll just leave this here.

Hands up all those who just had to look at the next definition :-)

Microsoft blocks Trend Micro code at center of driver 'cheatware' storm from Windows 10, rootkit detector product pulled from site

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FAIL

Re: Trend Micro

Presume you work for a company that goes for cheap rather than effective :-(

Far-right leader walks free from court after conviction for refusing to hand his phone passcode over to police

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Joke

Was Miranda Read Her Rights?

OK I know that Miranda Rights are a USA thing but I found it amusing :-)

Mirror mirror on the wall, why will my mouse not work at all?

cosymart
Boffin

1st Computer

I had the task of putting together a procurement request for our very first office PC as one of our suppliers was now setting up an online ordering system. Our boss wanted to be in the forefront of this brave new world so muggins was summoned to the enclave and greeted with the comment "you've got one of these things at home we need one here, get it costed out" List duly drawn up I wondered back in to the enclave and the list was perused prior to approval. "what's this mouse thing?" (From memory the total cost was £2,000 and the mouse £15) You try and explain the function of a mouse to someone who has never seen one or seen anything other than a dumb terminal. I must have been convincing because the purchase was approved :-)

(The shenanigans of connecting the dial up modem using the internal phone system and shared lines etc. are a whole new story)

Britain has no idea how close it came to ATMs flooding the streets with free money thanks to some crap code, 1970s style

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Holmes

Acceptance Testing

We gave our acceptance testers specific instructions. "Try and break it!"

Forget tabs – the new war is commas versus spaces: Web heads urged by browser devs to embrace modern CSS

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Devil

Fuddy

I am waiting for colour and Roman numerals, bah humbug!

Iran military manages to keep a straight face while waggling miracle widget that 'can detect coronavirus from 100m away'

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Facepalm

These Goons

These goons can be dangerous, don't forget that in January they managed to shoot down a Ukrainian civilian airliner that had just taken off from Iran: www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-51073621 Who knows what other unreported stupidity lurks within :-(

This hurts a ton-80: British darts champ knocked out of home tourney by lousy internet connection

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Holmes

Re: Actually ...

... one of the things that has been highlighted during this crisis is just how many people have really substandard internet connections (and webcams). - Fixed it for you :-)

BT Openreach prepares to declare UK MBORCed* as all new phone line installations halted over coronavirus

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Holmes

Optional - Really :-)

I thought the home visits were insisted upon by BT et-al to justify their installation fee. So any new installations are now free?

One whole day: That's how long Facebook's COVID-19 content moderation went without a mess

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Pint

Wow

Godwin is an actual person and is still alive - Kudos

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