Posts by Satan P Coolsborough

Microsoft erases Windows 8 optimism

"expect something completely different"

Steve Ballmer is growing a mustache?

Gov tempts young London onto ID database with booze, 'games'

"I can put this identity card in my wallet."

You can't polish a turd.... but you can put it in your pocket and take it home.

Apple video shows Flashed iPad

well obviously

obviously Steve's iPad will have Flash, and multitasking, and a camera, and Apple will send him a new one every time the screen is dirty.

But Steve is better than us so what do you expect.

British poshos outdrink chavs

"No one thing will solve the complex challenge of alcohol abuse"

I'll drink to that.

Once impenetrable PS3 cracked wide open

hack found for the PS3

good job no one owns one then.

Bloated Office 2010 kicks dirt in face of old computers

Steve Ballmer

I imagine Steve Ballmer to be the kind of person who hears music in his head all the time. And by "music" I mean grueling 20-minute banjo solos.

When he's not awake, hearing the banjo music, he's asleep, having his recurring nightmare that he's a small boy trapped in a banjo shop and cowboys are trying to steal his dad's moonshine.

Are you surprised Office 2007/10 turned out the way they did?

Steve Ballmer defaces fanboi MacBook

why

does steve b write like a retarded elephant?