* Posts by Naughtyhorse

2416 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Jan 2010

Government flies kite for VAT changes

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Proof that....

We are absolutely dying on our arses re maths education for the 'ordinary' people

our vat goes from 17.5 ( a tenth plus half that plus half _that_ ) to 20% (a tenth twice) because the average transaction time would increase to the end of time if a typical salesperson had to calculate 21%... nevermind 19.6% sacre bleu! (a tenth, twice, minus a bit... minus the lot for cash?)

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another way of seeing it

tesco profit to the tune of £130m while pensioners go without replacement hips

iPhone 'Death Grip' effect is real, plastic cases don't help

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great idea

so you can spend far more time when you cant make a call runiing all them there apps.

it's a PHONE for fucks sake. that, under certain circumstances, cant make calls - due to crappy design. The words teapot and chocolate come to mind.

having a biger battery is irelevant

Julian Assange™ applies to trademark himself

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Big Brother

not so sure

it's a hard case, I fully support what he's done (the leaks.. errr the wikileaks), and would almost cetainly support him even if his principal target wasnt the 'united satan of merkins', but you must admit he is a monumentaly special kind of 24ct dipshit.

just 1 fact... 34 squillion schools - so he was the new kid in class for his entire education, no wonder he's bent all out of shape.

glad he/someone/anyone is doing what he's doing

praying to god i never get trapped in a lift with the loon

British Airways IT worker found guilty of plotting terror attack

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hmmm...

it's encrypted, this will take a little longer

now where have i read that recently? :D

Dear US gov: Stay the hell out of Silicon Valley

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The clue is in the article...

classing paying taxes as 'government interference'

that means republican, you know the party that wants small government, just small enough to fit in your bedroom.

Trolls are pretty much a given on this site (thats fine) but having them write articles is taking the piss somewhat.

entice it back into it's box and fedex it back to fox news please.

London Stock Exchange floored, again

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Have they tried the tried and trusted..

turning it off and on again?

Apple under siege: Antitrust probes and product delays ...

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cut out the App Store from the revenue stream.

... and that would be on account of the fact that apple had fuck all to do with developing the content? no??

well where the hell is MY cut in that case?

step away from the koolaid my boy!

heres a novel approach, if apple dont like the deal they get from free subscription apps, I'm pretty sure there must be some teeny tiny little clause hidden away in the small print that would enable apple to kick the free app from the store. don't quote me here, but i *think* apple may have unilaterally ditched applications in the past. as i said im not sure about this, i would hate to wrongly accuse the saintly steve of some mis-demenour or other :D

Phone seller pre-peddles white iPhone 4 for UNDER A GRAND!

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Joke

And it can make like phone calls...

so not a judas phone then

Jester claims credit for knocking Westboro Baptist Church offline

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god laughs....

When an inbred asshole hets hacked :D

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yup just a bunch of cults

Q? wtf is a bunch of flat earth, sister fucking, john cougar mellencamp listening, living in a trailer park, eating mayonaise sandwich motherfuckers doing in the internet?

don't they know it's the work of satan?

WikiLeaks boss labels UK extradition order a 'rubber stamping process'

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Black Helicopters

AFAIK

The death sentence needs to be 'sought' by prosecution, if an undertaking is given that it would not be sought, then the UK would happily drop it's trousers, assume the position and brace itself.

at least thats how it works on the west wing, so it must be true :D

of course the catch all is that he gets extradited there, as soon as they trump up a charge, with such an undertaking. Then palin wins, all bets are off, and he gets murdered by the state.

Court OK's Assange Sweden extradition, given 7 days to appeal

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Big Brother

erm...

think you heed to research sweden anf human rigths abiuses a bot more berfore making any sweeping statements like that m8!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugenics#Sweden

not strictly relavent to this tho

</pedant>

'Most stupid criminal ever' blew cover on Facebook

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there must be a case

to execute this guy..... well put him out of his (and our) misery really.

what a tool

Government defends need for census

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thousands of houses...

but how many lesure centres? municipal dumps? power stations? hospitals? bus stations? rail stations (lol)

houses is easy! any fule can give a councilor a bung and barratbuild a few thousand hutches

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lol cyber think :D

how long exactly do you think it takes to go from saying, "we are going to need a school" to said school being opened?

hospitals?

power stations??

waste disposal sites???

theres a bit more to it that banging some code together and bunging it up on an app store somewheres.

ten year old data IS real time when it comes to infrastructure projects!

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so thats what it's for...

'The collection of such information in England and Wales allows local councils, central government and businesses to plan services that families and communities need.'

and then 5 years down the road the tories get in and then cut the services all to hell.

ergo the census is vital, if we want to quantify just how badly we are all getting fucked over by 'the man'

Steve Jobs clarifies 'Subscription Gate' confusion with more confusion

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FAIL

our survey said...

"What most of the sub model apps do is provide a way of Apple customers actually being able to use there hardware"

FAIL

as has been established time and time again it isnt their (or there) hardware.

it's Steve's, all Steve's, In fact 130% of it is Steve's

Mwhahahahahahahahahaha<cough>hahahaha

you buy apple, you will get screwed... and you kinda deserve it.

Jacqui Smith 'shocked' to discover we're drowning in sea of porn

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news?

politician reveals themself to not be living in real world!

no story here, move along

Facebook reviews smut policy after slave site uprising

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marketplace... rtfa

for a 'secret' site

how exactly?

and further, why wont that work for a joomla site, which is free, hosting can be pennies (almost) and a monkey can <ahem>manage the code.

Storm brews over Chinese synchronised goldfish

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errr...

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/synchroni_z_e

would that be a wal-mart dictionary by any chance?

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IBM answer machine makes chumps of trivia chimps

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find me 10 examples...

of humans that can do that.

heres a hint.... what we call 'learning' computers call 'programming'

AI is inevitable, although i'd suggest it takes more than one second to realise it.

it's relatively trivial to design a piece of code which using say, back error propogation will enable the code to modify it's own answer space based on its experience (you say learning i say programming!) and when such a a piece of code is 'trained' it will have mapped it's inputs to it's outputs ITSELF irrespective of the insight of the programmer.

20-tonne space truck heads for ISS

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dunno, prolly hard sums involved..

presumably to sucessfully re-enter there would be a need for more heat shielding, which adds weight, which requires more fuel, which adds weight etc etc.

that was what i assumed was the deal with leaving hassleblad cameras on the moon, although they are worth $1,000s the cost of bringing them back is greater.

Apple suppliers: Child labor, bribery, suicides

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FAIL

ah - gotbotherer alert!

now i see.

you dont think that in a world that is massively over populated, where resources of all kinds are running low that it is important to at least try to do something about it.

If you really gave a toss about 'the sancitiy of human life' (or whatever your particular version of schitzophrenic discourse with a god created to explain the existence of feet in the absence of the evidence of the existence of tony {thanks for that tim :D } calls it)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DXl68NF_uI

then maybe you would apply a higher priority to improving the living conditions and opportunities of those who are already alive, than worry about doing your best to make the problem worse.

myself? I'm foursquare with Bill - in the boat pissing out. Whats your excuse?

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FAIL

while im checking that - you go learn to read

I guess you must have been out donating that ten bucks when english was being taught.

(tip establish the subject of the sentance - sorry but it wasnt bill)

way to go on that $10 BTW, after admin fees your donation must have seen a good few cents getting to the needy. that is assuming that any got to them at all (what with the well known religious bias of many charities), although I am sure that you would have been fully aware of all the ins and outs before dropping Aleander Hamilton in the box.

bill cheated and stole? what exactly? Im no great fan of M$, and for sure if IBM hadnt done the bonehead deal that assured M$ market dominance the OS market would prolly be a better place these days. But Im finding it hard to blame bill for that - he did what he was suppsed to do, he won the game.

and now hes curing malaria.

IMHO a GOOD THING and you and your 10$ really should STFU until you know what you are talking about.

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FAIL

oh come on..

The dude spent more on ridding the world of malaria a couple of years ago than ITALY for christs sake!

or to put it another way...

what have _you_ done for your fellow man lately?

thought so, and CNN didnt cover it!

go figure

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Customers look at the price, and often simply buy the cheapest...

errr Not if they buy apple they don't.

charging top dollar for products and using 'too cheap' manufacturing aside.

well done apple.

<jk>still control freakery, but in a good way </jk>

Steve Jobs unveils 30% subs model for ... everything

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tomorrows news

non appstore/itunes authentication code will be banned from appstore

come on... even a mactard should see that coming

Clinton demands net freedom for all... 'cept Wikileaks

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read all about it read all about it

hillary clinton announces shock turn around for us foreign policy

"allegiance to the rule of law".

HP gives Lou Reed a right shoeing

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the

basdards

Pink Floyd guitarist pays McKinnon's health bills

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whereas...

being a toal and utter fuckwit, like yourself is good for all ages

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where to begin......

read a bit about aspergers.

he dosent like the attention, prolly go into a tailspin having a conversation with more than 2 or 3 people at once.

frinds in low places DAVID GILMOUR???????

WTF?

I suppose you are more a NKOTB man (well t certainly looks like knob if you just glance)

McKinnon may have been more than a bit of an eejit, (clue; hes in to UFO's for christs sake) but the real EEjit here is the UTTER plonker who bought a bog standard pc and just plugged it into what is supposed to be a secure network. I mean, does your workplace IT policy allow that?

US GOV really need to set the controls for the heart of the sun, and do us all a favour.

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TOP BLOKE

nuff said

Humanity's stored data measured in CDs to the Moon

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Joke

glad you asked :-)

old fasioned bog standard colour tv pictures (625 line) used to hit you with a nominal 6.25 mbit/s.

no idea how many 0's and 1's you can fit in a paper.

we barely know how many private telephone voicemails it takes to fill a paper.....

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dunno m8

but the de-dupe will take to the end of time

Paleontologists: Standardise 3D laser image files, for pity's sake

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of course UV's

forgot about them!

the terrain mapping lidar i use has the capacity for uv mapping digital imagery captured as part of the survey, then the files become unbelieveably massive (considering the point data alone can come in at about 8Gb per km surveyed) - takes forever, but looks incredible.

as for the detail, im not so sure about the reverse engineering type of kit these guys are using, presumably a couple of orders of magnature better than survey lidar, which is typically +- a couple of cm's.

of course the real bugbear with this is any kind of processing takes forever, which is probably the problem, click to convert and wait 3 days...

propriatary formats arew always a PITA, but as i said earlier OBJ is the way to go - especially with the UV coords I had forgotten about. and there is already tons and tons of software out there to crunch them numbers.

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there already is a standard... kinda

wavefront .obj as mentioned. everything 3d will open it, 3ds max, lightwave, maya, hell even poser :D

most 3d kit wil read it, almost as ubiquitous as autodesks dxf

hang on...

autodesks dxf

as above for .obj but moreso

either format will do as they are basically a plaintext file of xyz values. I use proper big lidar datasets all the time, they tend to be in ascii x,y,x 10 chars per field (which i tihnk is the bare bones of what you get in an .obj). Makes for mahoosive files sometimes, but what can you do? yuo want big things modeled in minute detail, dataset will be large.

simples

Anonymous hacktivists: We've got Stuxnet code

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All your scada are belong to us

thats all

English Defence League site pulled offline after defacement

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Go

Ah the master race!

clearly not

Evil grain-speculating OVERLORDS will starve us ALL

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you would have thought....

that the arrogance of economists, with all their smart risk mitigating strategies, that mere mortals such as my self could never hope to understand, would have diminished somewhat _WHILE_ the world economy was still disappearing up it's own arse - as a result of all their cleverness...

apparently not

Mumsnet backtracks support for net filter

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Joke

as any fule kno

if you take all the porn off the net there will only be one site left...

www.wheresalltheporn.com

100s to be contacted in re-opened NotW hacking case

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FAIL

so which newspaper do you work for?

Considering the outragous (totally unaccountable) power held by the press, and the arrogant way in which they knobbled the the police & politicians and bought off the celebs. I think this is a pretty important case.

We elect politicians to 'manage' the country (yeah they used to have leadership, but thats a different rant :D) in OUR interest. So how many times has our interest been sidelined but some grubby little journo threatening to dish the dirt on a particular MP, or in some cases wrecking their careers to pursue the newspapers agenda? Or to put it another way, how many times did our agenda even get a look in?

The tale about some kind of matey quid pro quo twixt the met and Fleet st. stinks too. if Fleet st. knew what the cabinet was up to do you REALLY think they would not have a file stashed away detailing the predilicitions/lodge membership details/financial ins and outs of a bunch of met plods too?

It's exactly the same deal that allowed hoover to have a stranglehold on the 'land of the free' for 50 years. and you think some dickhead nicking nextdoors playstation is a bigger deal?

FFS

This is supposed to be a democracy after all,

you know 1 man one vote,

i just think that one man should not be rupert fucking murdoch

Patent judge hits out at legal tactics used against file-sharers

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speaking as...

one of the many who recieved one of these missives - from davenport lyons or some such (totally innocent of course, i mean could this face lie, etc etc etc)

I did have, as Conan Doyle one puit it "an evil five minutes" of considering the 500 squid now, with NO admission of guilt (please note), as opposed to a £15,000 award against me in court upon conviction, which they went to grat pains to point out they would easily win.

Then in the sixth minute I did some sums

and in the 7th to 350-odd-th minute did a bit of googling

and in the 350-odd plus1-th minute drafted my considered response

dear davenport lyons

go fuck yourself, me and the 17000 other defendants will see you in court.

that was 3 or 4 years ago, no response.

I was in a fortunate position:

I understood a bit about the tech.

I was able to research what was going on elswhere (the french equivalent of these highway men almost went to jail!")

I was able to work out that a 2 bit firm like the one that wrote to me would never in a month of sundays be sufficiently resourced to take even 10% of those cases to court.

And if they did, after the first 100 or so cases the judges would be gunning for them for wasting all their time.

Plus, and most importantly, if I was wrong in all the above and it went tits up I could pay the fine.

The poster child for these prosecutions was a single mother from brum i think, who panicked and failed to show at court and had a default judgement against her.

Sure she should have excersised more supervision about what her offspring were doing online, but not everyones priorities in life are the same as ours. We are all techeads here (exept the masochist mactards, who come here for a kicking) so to us using something ant not having some idea what goes on under the bonnet in anathema.

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right...

now lets get every penny returned to those who caved in when acs started demanding money witn menaces...

plus interest

plus say, 50% uplift for 'buggerance'

Starbucks' iPhone barcode app easily scammed by screengrab

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Mactrd gets ripped off...

surely they are used to that already

Texting teenager plunges to his death

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there goes the point....

his centre of gravity is irrelevent. there are a million other non hazards this dick could have killed himself on, he wasnt looking where he was going.

cause of death:- stupidity

BBC apologises for Top Gear outrage

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Joke

pml

well i;ve never been so insulted in all my life!

you sir will be hearing from my representitives, Sue, Grabit & Scarper in due course :D

p.s. sarah bee, not a BM fan then? :D

Big stink over Malawi farting ban

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i thought

beanz meanz fartz

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Lynx

i think you'll find that the geneva convention has that one covered

ISPs and Vaizey set to bump heads over default porn filter

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godbotherers are, by default, against education

it's a survival trait.

prolly came about by some kind of natural selection :D

Every tech advance seen by our civilisation has been fought tooth and nail by the godbotherers, the more dark corners we illuminate, the more obvious it becomes that their invisible friend is just 'lies told to children' <tm terry pratchett>