* Posts by Naughtyhorse

2416 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Jan 2010

Yes, Prime Minister to return after 24 years

Naughtyhorse

Re: Que? - NO NO NO NO NO!

well you speak as you see,

but when i was a lad and thatcher was ripping the arse out of my society, it sure felt like she was in power

TONIGHT, Let's ALL MAKE LOVE in SHOREDITCH

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fucking brilliant

no idea who nick from the apprentice is, so when mrs NH asks who's he i repplied, Just some cunt... she pissed hersel.

weird thing is i was right as it turns out.

Brilliant article! thank got for the silicon cul-de-sac

Climate-change scepticism must be 'treated', says enviro-sociologist

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Re: @Bill Neal re: Climatology and Scientology

funny you should mention fleas and elephants

<petard>

http://www.ehow.com/info_8782868_effects-ticks-elephants.html

</petard>

the fact you 'very much doubt' human activity is causing CC says rather more about your understanding of the subjects than the chemistry/physics involved

remember the ozone layer?

remember how as a child in the 70's I could run around all day in the sun and never even knew what SPF meant? Or never even heard the word melanoma til the mid 80s?

now an unhealthy exposure to the sun's radiation is counted in minutes per day

and what caused the change in that little lot?

the combined efforts of the aerosol spray and air con industries

i very much doubt that they were ever much bigger than say, the steel/coal/petrochemical/big agri industries

The sad fact of the issue at hand is that CC deniers are not, in the most part, driven by beliefs in evidence counter the the climate chance affirmers, it's a political/economic viewpoint. -the ones that are driven by scientific beliefs are just bad scientists :-)

Im not so bothered cos i'm pretty sure it's already too late, by some considerable margin. So we (as a species) are pretty much fucked no matter what we do. but it wont be my problem, as i'll be dead before it really kicks in, and as for the future generations? Well thats their problem! once they have finished paying down the debt from out economic miracles, i daresay climate armageddon will be a merciful release for them.

Sugar content now to be measured in Cadbury Creme Eggs

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: For the record ...

new kbd now!

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Re: For the record ...

update your records!

that 80% shit is CHOCOLATE

just so happens you dont like chocolate

thasall

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from the dysk

chocolate made from (a glass and a half of?) milk, sugar, suet, hooves, lips, miscellaneous squeezings, rat droppings, plaster, flies, tallow, bits of tree, hair, lint, spiders, and powdered cocoa husks (ingredients listed in order of quantity - or at least, what may well go in to making it, depending on what's in the vats at the time).

which was supposed to be a dig at crappy english chocolate, but having eaten merkin chocolate i'd say it's a better description.

According to the food standards of the great chocolate producing centres in Quirm and Borogravia, Ankh-Morpork chocolate is formally classed as "cheese" and only just escapes being labelled as "tile grout" on grounds of colour.

makes me chuckle every time i have chocolate, which is sadly not as often as i'd like

New iPad can't get its Wi-Fi up

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Re: In the interest of fairness.

yup the true creative

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Re: In the UK the new iPad won't have 4G

<cough>Bollocks<cough>

no it aint!

never said nutthin about 100Mbit/S in the article, therefore it aint 4g

end your internal dialogue,

you are wrong

get over it

think of it as a learning experience,

you said something dumb and got pulled up on it.

think of it as i4G if that makes you feel better, kinda like 4G, but with the corners filed off

Naughtyhorse

Re: Apples just work...

ahhh! careful now!

don't go misunderestimating the value of percussive maintenance!

tho i find a squirt of wd40 before givin' it a thump, covers all bases

Half of Apple fanbois would bank with the iPad titan

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lol

now the virii writers have something worthwhile chasing with an i in front of it.

popcorn anyone, this is going to be great

Supersonic silent biplane COMING SOON ...ish

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supersonic jets were not allowed to fly over land....

Having grown up in south wales, swansea to be exact, in the 70's where at 9:15 every night concorde would pass overhead - america bound, having left england P1 would have the hammer down and we'd all be treated to one hell of a bang.

didnt bother us tho! not after the jaguars whizzing about at a couple of hundred feet all day.

Super-boffin Stephen Hawking to star in Big Bang Theory

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Re: business a bit slow between theories I suppose.

spoken like a true whiny middle management techie wannabe

Bazinga!

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Bazinga!

Not to mention stan lee.

well i thought i should as no one else did

iPhone tethering app uses HTML5 to defeat Apple's censors

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Trollface

yay back to flash :-)

(that there rumbling noise in the background is st steve revolving in his grave ad about 40000 rpm)

Samsung spanks Apple in world's biggest mobile market

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Trollface

Re: 15m people using iPhones on a 2G network?

pay for an iPhone and then put it on a 2G....

the little indicator on the phone prolly says 3g, if not 4g, and appletards are notorious tech duffers who would never know the difference.

Infrastructure? who needs it, this one works on magic!

if year > 2013 then PC != Personal Computer

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lol

and i thought it was just me!

what utter bollocks... cloudy bollocks no less

think about infrastructure - my wi-fi router died this week, suddenly my galaxy s2 is much less fun than it was. cant wait to get back to my work house and access the 2 tb on my nas drives :-)

New iPads to hit Apple stores on Friday

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Yawn

quell...... predicatable.

hope it rains like hell then freezes on thursday night :-)

Boffins boost fuel-cell future with 'nanowire forest'

Naughtyhorse

Re: yes but

scalar quantity:

if the potential of hydrogen is changing, and it's not diminishing, then the substance is becoming more acidic.

dont really matter where it was to start with

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Re: yes but (@LarsG)

and let some pratt from cupertino come along, patent it, and try and stop us all using it :-)

Naughtyhorse

Re: yes but - downvote

ok downvotedmatt,

now lets see what he actually said.....

yup still an asshat

Citrix drops Rush Limbaugh over 'slutgate' slurs

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lol

fuckwit

Naughtyhorse

Re: Height of Hypocrisy

"to find safety in the foreign nations."

go watch heavens gate - think of it as a documentary

"genocided massive groups of people"

discuss that with a navie american.... if you can find one... oh wait a moment.

+1 for creative use of the language though

"because of faith and association"

are you now or have you even been a member of the communist party?

while you're pondering that tell me how many NON churchgoing presidents have there been?

or senators?

or congressmen?

separation of church and state MY ARSE

"Words dehumanize and encourage others to murder "less than human" people"

like gooks and ragheads you mean?

"same children and grandchildren of the old European mass murderers."

that would not be the mass murdurers and camp guards ushered into merca to help with the development of nukes I take it

A word of advice; If you are going to venture out of the shallow end - read a fucking book every once in a while, and just occasionally try to make it someting other then the bible.

Naughtyhorse

Re: If she believes in God, of course

which goes a long way to explaining the number of catholics in the world :-)

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Facepalm

Re: The issue is a free lunch

turn modern medicine back 30 years???

wtf?

51,000,000 people with NO cover

to fund a healthcare "system" that so badly fails it's poulation you need to start looking at the gold coast of africa to find similar 'systems'!

why so many merkins choosing not to take advantage of 'the best healthcare in the world'... cos they cant afford it.

so why's that?

for 1: Merkin HMO's are the worlds MOST inefficient administrators (about 3 times that of medicare)

for 2 because of the way ER's are run - the cost is met by every other procedure carried out on the site. (see that 'free ride' you are so afraid of was there all along - eejit)

reason 1 - HMO's have to spend a lot of money to ensure their point of view is understood in washington. (cant let common sense kill the goose that laid the golden egg now can we)

reason 2 - ERs are overworked because the 50 million uninsured merkins have to wait until their trivial complaints become life threatening before they can seek treatment. this is VASTLY more expensive than early treatment - or prevention, and, incidentally, better for the patient. and why is this - because of mean spirited tightfisted asshats like YOU terrified that someone else might be getting a free ride on your dime.

Given that this batshit crazy fundamentalist 'ideological' thread this comes from is christianity, which has at it's very core the value of (christian) charity - a fact that seems to have escaped ALL american rightwing thought for half a century, tends to make us in the civilised world take your peoples self righteous rantings\mumblings with a significant pinch of salt.

the ONLY health 'tourists' i have ever met have been merkins who found that with diabetes or having survived cancer are un able to get ANY cover under 'the best system in the world' so need to resort to gaming the health services offered by the civilised nations of the world instead.

The us has the 3rd highest health cost as a percantage of GDP in the world, and almost 1 in 5 of the people ARENT EVEN COVERED! and you think this is good???

because if thats the case and seeing as the tide is out right now, i have some great land i'd like to sell you, take it from me it's the best building land in the world!

Naughtyhorse

Re: So the great debate continues with no reason or logic

God and allah are the same thing

And neither exist

asshat

hope you get something the treatment for which your hmo disapproves of

Naughtyhorse

They should maybe read their bible....

lol

they would spontaniously combust!

hell boy that jeesus sounds like some kinds fuckin commie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhGk6eF65Fo

is all we need to know about these fuckwits

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there is one upside

rush is making me thing long and hard about my position on gun control :-)

Ofcom probes deeper, wider in BSkyB 'fit and proper' test

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Project Apple

investigating dodgy dealings of a multinational using it's market standing to corrupt the very fabric of society....

methinks someone at ofcom has a sense of humour

LYING iPhone 4S mobes claim 4G connection on 3G network

Naughtyhorse

rename my Renault Clio to a Bugatti, it doesn't mean it is.

well you are probably driving it rong then :-D

iPad 3 'first tablet' with Bluetooth 4.0

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obviosly the 4g version of bt....

cos the new apples all run 4g - whether your telco has the kit or not :-)

Flying Spaghetti Monster's works spotted in space

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Happy

Ah correct for today is indeed the frabbath. all praise the noodly one

ps i am according to the nhs a pastafarian. it was great fun explaining it to an increasingly bemused series of medical types on a recent hospital visit :-)

Apple claims its 'innovation' creates 514,000 US jobs

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Re: Back off !

need to be a bit careful here...

these here strings done have rounded corners by any chance :-)

Naughtyhorse

Re: ::heh:: clarification required

is that a dig at apple who name everything i-whatever

or people with the temerity to take the piss out of said magical... emplotment agency?

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Re: @AC 07:16

And the vegetables will have the same

spitting image, priceless!

thx for the memory!

Naughtyhorse

Re: @AC 07:16

clue??

get one yourself, plenty of opportunist rioters had jobs/were at uni

there are other papers than the daily fail you know

Naughtyhorse

Re: THEY LOVE....

but theres a third way!!!

they could drop their margines beloow a couple of million percent!

as if!

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Trollface

Re: THEY LOVE....

yeah, but a lot of the overseas outsourced jobs are done by children, so they dont really count :-)

Microsoft cleared in web filth court battle, wins $100 compo

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positively medieval crap about women in there too...

you're shitting me?

reallly?

nahhh, I'll have to check this unsettling development out myself

lol

idologicaly fucking dinosaurs.

just set light to a few copies of their book and they all go crazy ape bonkers and start blowing themselves up.

simples

what the dude was complaining about - 'people not doing what he wants' is what he was complaining about. it always is with your basic religious nutjob - irrespective of the flavour of invisible friend they are touting.

Tony Blair closes RSA 2012, denounces WikiLeaks

Naughtyhorse
Facepalm

self serving - lying shitbag - mass murdering fuckwit in favour of using state secrecy to cover up lies and incompetence....

film at 11

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deaths of hundreds of his own countrymen and women

deaths of thousands of his own countrymen and women...

there! fixed it for you

and the million or so arabs dont really count :-)

Apple: We never said Siri would actually work in the UK

Naughtyhorse

Re: Apple - pay attention

Yeah man, but he's prolly a creative or sommat :-D

Naughtyhorse

Re: Besides the point..

Why would robert waste his time re-doing what google have already done?

Naughtyhorse

Re: Besides the point..

This is an apple customer remember

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Re: Besides the point..

They could always buy the database from google. Or said fanboi could wise up and get a galaxy, like he should have done in the first place :-)

Election hacked, drunken robot elected to school board

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But if an election is hacked then we may never know...

Though that utter retard-inbred-redneck-fuckwit son-of-a-bastard bush jr. getting a second term might have given someone a hint!

Police probing ‘threats’ over Canadian internet privacy bill

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Re: This is good

commented by an anon i see......

so what have YOU got to hide?

kiddie fiddler?

terrorist?

prolly not

but idiot, most certainly!

Anglo-French nuke pact blesses 4th-gen reactors

Naughtyhorse

Re: Happy time for the French

eejit

iOS 5 'crashes more apps' than Android

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Coffee/keyboard

lol

option to... anything on an iphone

brilliant line, you owe me a new keyboard

Naughtyhorse
Facepalm

nice 180 there

bit of a change of tune for the usual jobs megalomania apologists.

the whole point of having steve run everything in your life was that then everything in your life 'just worked'

now you are saying if things don't just work, it's no biggie.

roflmfao

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but matt is special ;-) doncher know