At least we now know why the bar bill was so high - clearly because of all the emergency beers to counter chilli/haggis poisoning!
9 posts • joined 20 Jan 2010
So,let me get this right. Taking a dog along for a freefall parachute jump, complete with oxygen mask, is completely fine, but strap a donkey to the back of a speedboat and the media whips up into a frenzy?
Perhaps the Russian businessmen should have claimed to be military...
Badgers because... Well, perhaps they could ride the attack dogs and rip the faces off any insurgents who don't do as they're told over the intercom?
I was scanned by a millimetre wave thingy in Schiphol last week, and was shown the image it had captured of me.
There was nothing showing that could be interpreted as inappropriate in any way (I'm ready for witty replies there!) so I can only assume the Daily Mail are up to their usual tricks.
The most upsetting thing about the image was the ghostly image of my hair, which made me look like a cyberman on the scan!
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