Posts by Mos Eisley Spaceport

Court claim slapped on bloke via Facebook in landmark case

Re: Pity if you are not on FaceBook

Yes, you do get away scot free, you're NOT on Facebook for a start!

Think your CV is crap? Your interview skills are worse

What?

Is this flame-a-geek-week?

Just trolling: It's OK to poke fun at Christians, says ASA

Personally, I find the Bible offensive

Killing

Raping

Incest

War

Pestilence

Genocide

And they let kids read it too....

What vegetables are best for growing in Spaaace?

Space core directive # 24345N

Cabbage shall be banned in an enclosed capsule or small space craft.

NHS digital pens: The 'Total Solution'

Load up the guerneys (trolleys) with tax payers money

Roll then straight to the crematorium.

Burn it.

May as well cut out the middle-man.

Same result, but it's saves time.

Google's anonymity ban defied by Thomas Jefferson

It's my name, I own it.....

....Google+ can't have it.

Buy it perhaps, but HAVE, no.

UK top cop: Coulson 'blindingly obviously' mixed up in hacking

I hope someone's writing all this down...

...it'd make a great newspaper story.

SCHEITERN: Scientologists want to friend schoolkids on Facebook

Das Kult

Nein!

Windsor slaps News for NBN 'scare campaign'

Murdoch cabal

The Murdoch clan have been trying to act as an arm of the Government for 100 years.

Countries where Facebook is not, yet, king

Facebook?

What is this Facebook thing and how does one catch it?

Concerned, of Internet-Land

Florida lag packs prison survival kit up jacksie

Prisoner's Purse

Ouch!

Oz news team pays homage to Carry On

Besides...

people want ducks.

Airport face-scan gate unilaterally imprisons traveller

Shock horror !!!

Just think of all those nasty terrorist types* that would have slipped right through.

Who's protecting us !!

* aka: innocent, false positives

Kim Jong-Il in radish inspection shocker

Training camp?

Surely you mean the Great-Leader 1 Nuclear Plant?

There's some dodgy gene sequencing going on there...

Wannabe Jedi drool over potent laser 'lightsabre'

Try try this in Oz

"An ultra high-powered hand held 'lightsaber' on sale to anyone with a spare $230 could land would-be Jedi Knights with a $110,000 fine from Australian customs or severe retinal damage."

$230 = $198 US

Amazing 'pulse of darkness' ray tech birthed in US gov labs

You lost me at...

"Amazing...."

Home Office launches urgent review of illegal police stop'n'search

Allo allo allo

Wot's all this then...?

NASA telescope gazes into heart and soul of universe

Oh dear..

...the god-virus is strong in this one...

Oz customs search lappies and mobes for smut

No pink bits!!

That's the Aussie way now!

God hates nakedness!!!

You'll all go blind!

Jodrell Bank gets swanky visitor centre, infuriating maze

Yay! Jodrell Bank

As an Aussie I thought this was just a fabrication of Dr Who.

Until I went there in 2007.

: )

Fake joke worm wriggles through Facebook

Ahh Facebook users

There's a new bunch born every second.

Just don't click sheeple!

Better still, just don't join FB.

Cops back in on BT/Phorm case

I perceive a lack of intent by the old firm

This will not fly.

Heads will not roll.

No one will be punished.

Sad, but true.

Site auto-trawls embarrassing Facebook posts

I've never really bothered with FB till now...

Looking at that collector search, I can see why now.

UK hot-swaps leaders - Brown out, Cameron in

I agree

This coalition will be a lame-duck affair...

Internet Explorer drops below 60% market share

What?

Oh yeah, Internet Explorer!

I used to use that one...

DVLA off-road system seriously off-message

SORN!

This seems an incredibly inefficient system..

How about...

1. you drive a car with a valid tax disc = Good, yay, : ), etc

2. you drive a car without a valid tax disc = Bad, $$$$, Cops, etc

Over here, you simply hand in your vehicle licence (number) plates when you scrap a car.

No plates = no drive (on road)

Hackers release jailbreak for iPad and newer iPhones

Hmmm

I've never need to jail-break any devices I own.

But then, I don't generally buy Apple products*

Lock me in?

Nah...

* apart from an iPod, which seems to work just as I expect it to.

Durex India eStore spills customers' personal details

That'll show Johnny Foreigner!

Hahahaha

Phorm turns up in Brazil

Hey Brazil

Watch out, Kent's about!

Lads from Lagos pose as US troops to snare unwary ladies

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!

What was that?!!!

Hint: There's one born every minute...

Times websites want £1 a day from June

Times websites want £1 a day from June

What they WANT and what they GET will be two different things.

Met launches net café spy operation

Morons!

Mr Thin-Edge meet Mr Wedge.

Facebook gives you the clap: Official

Steady on there

At least sites like FB give the uneducated huddled masses an excuse to use technology.

NZ internet filter goes live - gov forgets to tell public

Remember

Don't feed the trolls!!

SeaWorld killer killer whale must die, Bible insists

Dang these religious nutters

Why can't they just leave us all alone?

US must redesign killer hot dogs

Fair suck of the saveloy

"choking kills 77 US children annually"

That's terrible of course.

But this from a country where 10,000+ people are shot and killed every year by guns.

Not including suicides.

Twitter bomb threat joke man faces possible jail sentence

I'm so mad...

...I'm going to blow up the entire world!!!

Now. (waits for plod to arrive.....)

Car thieves making clean getaway with GPS jammers

I detect your detector and raise you!

GPS jamming detector detectors, followed by GPS jamming detector detector detectors.....et al

"Bob Cockshott"

You couldn't make that up!

Google typosquat cash pegged at $497m per year

Clicking on ads?

Surely not!

Aussies cane cane toads with cat food

Meat Ants 1 Cane Toads 0

Isn't science wonderful ?

Airport scanners face double exposure

Year 2027

Humans will be transported as cargo;

Arrive at airport.

Full scan

Rendered unconscious

Loaded like freight

No need for in flight service, food, etc

Revived at the other end.

I'd actually prefer that.

Large Hadron Collider to fire up again next Thursday

@ luis sancho

Hi,

How's Exidor these days?

Lost Nazi nuke-project uranium found in Dutch scrapyard

Ve almost had vays...

....of making you glow!

EU damns scanners, Facebook, MySpace and Phorm

A truly smart person...

It's a rare thing these days.

Full-body scanner blind to bomb parts

Todger shaped explosives?

My sir, what a corker you have there!

Web2.0rhea infects International Space Station

In space

Millions can hear you twitter!

Oh dear!

Police arrest MD of dowsing-rod 'bomb detector' firm

Fail-O-Rama

From their website:

"Substances Recognition:

Black Powder, Used Weapons, Fireworks, all types of Ammunition,

Ammonium Nitrate (ANFO-ANNIE), Chinese Czech and Russian Semtex, Plastic (C4, C1, ...), Dynamite, RDX, TNT, Nitroglycerine, Tetryl, Grenades, Mines, Amphetamine, Cocaine, Crack, Heroine, Marijuana, Cannabis, Morphine, Ivory, Human research, Bank notes, …

Additional substance Available (possibility of encoding new substances)"

LOL

Amateur goof makes Twitter account hijacking a snap

Twitter twatter twotter

Please people, it's just more of the same web 2.0 crap.

Walk away.

Men more different from chimps than women, say boffins

If religion is the word of god

Then it must be perfect.

If it is perfect, then it must be above criticism.

Ergo: Have a banana monkey-boy!

Tech vendors turn to Brussels as copyright levy talks fold

Levies ??

If I was paying mandatory levies on media then I would be pirating as much stuff as I could.

Just saying...