Posts by Duke of URL

Oz pedestrians fall to 'Death by iPod'

penalties for people acting so carelessly towards their own welfare

Seems to me they already HAVE said penalties. Becoming roadkill. Just think of it as Evolution In Action Cleansing The Genepool.

BOFH: Little ups and downs

wikicurry

Work in London? Not just no, but HELL NO. Closest I ever came to Sludge City was a couple of hundred miles, and that was bad enough. Looked at your link - couldn't spot any reference to rubies, but am taking it for granted that it's one of those food-like substances you eat there.

mildly amusing

This was mildly amusing until the very last. WTF is a "quick ruby"? His favorite bartender is a 20-minute prostitute?

BOFH: The poncy director's cut

argh

"Oriented" = good; "Orientation" = good; "Orientated" = NO SUCH DAMNED WORD

Masses marvel at 'Most Useless Machine'

magic box-hand is OLD

I cannot believe the fuss being made over this. In the mid-60s, that was marketed as a spin-off from TV's The Addams Family - it was the character Hand.

SOMEONE owes a whole lot of royalties...