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Rumblings: Amazon to chum up with HTC, smartphones in mind

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Facepalm

Re: Makes more sense than Facebook Home

Well DUH.....

Google maps, docs etc are paid for by the phone maker to add to the phone, they are not free, thats why Amazon don't have them as its an extra cost they don't see a need for on what they see as a device to consume content from them.

Let police track you through your mobe - it's for your OWN GOOD

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As someone who has had a heart attack

I would be very happy with this.

Think people how many times have you had to make a call ?

I walk my dog in the country park near me every day and the idea that if my heart is giving me trouble that I would only have to manage to get the words heart attck out and then know help is on the way directly to me rather than having to try to explain to an operator who doesn't know the area where I am would be great. Its 180 acres in all in various fields and can be quiet for long periods.

As long as this is only on emergency calls then fine count me in.

Streaming TV Aereo's enemies lob sueball into Supreme Court

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I can't see how they can win.

There have been many portable tv's down to phone size, most tv companies also have apps and online streaming. Add to that the allowance for personal use DVR going back to the start of video players and there must be enough prior use to cover this.

Tech specs wreck: Details of Google's Nexus 5 smartphone leaked over internet

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Re: My S4 has a notification light

So does my HTC 8X windows phone.

Must say I prefer the Nexus pale grey light though.

Then again as soon as this is availabel my mint nexus 4 and the HTC will be sold to but the 5......

Also notice no mention of the camera in the article that most others are making a big thing about being miles better than not only the current Nexus but pretty much anything else out there.....

http://www.techradar.com/news/phone-and-communications/mobile-phones/nexus-5-lytro-like-mems-camera-outed-in-leaked-files-1185946

http://www.pocket-lint.com/news/124145-nexus-5-details-leak-in-service-manual-32gb-storage-8mp-ois-camera

Cisco, Google and SAP may buy BlackBerry's bits: report

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The missing name

You missed out Motorola, you have already had a story about Motorola looking to employ loads of ex BB engineers etc, it would make sence for them not Google to buy the phone patents plus possibly other technical parts, that would leave Google if they want to to buy up BBM etc to incorperate it into their Docs etc offerings, do this and then Android could be made into an intergrated system for business like BB has been up to now. That leaves QNX, most likely someone like Cisco would want that not only for itself but also for going into cars etc due to its security over other OS's, think about it QNX or Windows as the OS running your driverless car ? ? ?

Apple hires streaming vid bloke: Nurse, the corpse of Apple monster telly is twitching again

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Re: So what if the interface is 5 yrs old

Because Apple claim to inovate not stagnate.

They would need to create a completely new way of doing things and tile etc like iOS UI are already on most TV's......

Typical AC comment, misread what is posted, troll post or post complete rubbish most of the time. Oh and if you used your brain instead of your arse you would comare like with like, ie tv don't see upgrade more than say once every 5 years or so, Apple want you to upgrade every year thats why a set top box is more likely as like your iPad or iPhone you will want the latest shiney for all to see......

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FAIL

Back in time

"At the end of last year, Tim Cook told NBC: “When I go into my living room and turn on the TV, I feel like I have gone backwards in time by 20 to 30 years,” Cook said. “It’s an area of intense interest. I can’t say more than that.”"

OK so Apples plan must be to put iOS on a telly, thereby moving it from 20-30 old up to 5 years + old.

What is the point of an Apple Telly? A set top box with a small computer built in wiuld be more than enough.

Cheaper to make, cheaper to buy and more likely to sale as lets be honestthe update cycle on TV's is a lotlonger than on many other devices.

US.gov - including NASA et al - quits internet. Is the UN running it now?

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This is so simple

Its the political equivolent of the kid taking his ball home because no-one will do what he tells them.

It doesn't matter if everyone else is stopped from doing what they want all that matters is that they feel they are the most important.

There should be no way to stop government from continuing to work like they have now there should only be the right to stop changes to the budget ie cuts / increases until voted for.

That way government could carry on kicking the ball while the snotty kid sorts out his problems with a few others.....

Microsoft Surface 2 fondleslabs finally get off ground with airline order

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Re: Presumably

Wrong just the wifi etc.

Its what flight mode is for.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/09/30/tablets_for_take_off_within_six_months/

BlackBerry Black Friday: $1bn loss as warehouses bulge with hated Z10s

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Fire Sale......

Wonder if they will flow off the phones cheap.

BOOGIE BALLMER: Steve Dirty Dances at tearful Microsoft leaving do

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Happy

Lets see.......

SUPERTRAMP "Dreamer"

Dreamer, you know you are a dreamer

Well can you put your hands in your head, oh no!

I said dreamer, you're nothing but a dreamer

Well can you put your hands in your head, oh no!

I said "Far out, - What a day, a year, a laugh it is!"

You know, - Well you know you had it comin' to you,

Now there's not a lot I can do

Dreamer, you stupid little dreamer;

So now you put your head in your hands, oh no!

I said "Far out, - What a day, a year, a laugh it is!"

You know, - Well you know you had it comin' to you,

Now there's not a lot I can do.

Well work it out someday

If I could see something

You can see anything you want boy

If I could be someone-

You can be anyone, celebrate boy.

If I could do something-

Well you can do something,

If I could do anything-

Well can you do something out of this world?

Take a dream on a Sunday

Take a life, take a holiday

Take a lie, take a dreamer

dream, dream, dream, dream, dream along...

Dreamer, you know you are a dreamer

Well can you put your hands in your head, oh no!

I said dreamer, you're nothing but a dreamer

Well can you put your hands in your head, oh no!

OH NO!

That's a money spinner: iPod wheel patent bout bags bod £2m from Apple

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Boy was that cheap

If it was Apple (or Samsung etc) taking a major company to court for this they would look for hundreds of millions and not just a couple as it ended up, they would also be appealing this all the way to a billion dollars if possible.

how many fractions of a cent per unit is this reqard I wonder ?

Thorium and inefficient solar power? That's good enough for me

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Facepalm

Re: WTF......

You do realise that the first part of my post was a quote from the article and not an opinion from me.......

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WTF?

WTF......

"And as to offshore wind: it is more expensive – and there's no marine engineer I've found who thinks that anyone has looked seriously at the problem of maintenance of metallic structures in the salt water of the North Sea"

So no-one has looked at all those oil rigs. You mean they are rusting away and will collapse at any moment ?

My god call the Heath and Safety Executive now.......

One of last few iPhone 5Ss STOLEN from within MASSIVE POLICE CORDON at Apple Store

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Re: Police are looking for the smug git

OH ha ha

that is such a new and revolutionary side splitter

new keyboard needed ............................................ I don't think.

now go away and find a brain with a humour section still intact.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it ... Win Phone 8? No, it's APPLE'S iOS 7

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WTF?

Oh Dear.....

"iOS 7 feels modern and fresh in comparison to its Google rival."

So changing the colours to pastel, adding a few new backgrounds and windows 7 Aero transparency makes it modern ? ? ?

WTF, this is the same old same old with new cloths on and catch up attempts with "new" things copied from other mobile OS's.

Well done Apple, last years phone made plastic and re-released and now the same old UI with extra gadgets you really have lost your mojo.....

Nokia Lumia 625: Quality budget 4G phone ... but where's UK's budget 4G?

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Or buy the 920

Its just £220 from Tesco direct Sim Free at the moment....

Much better option than this one.....

Peak Apple: Has ANYONE at all ordered a new iPhone 5c?

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Gimp

Re: Total lack of story here...

Dear oh Dear, You sir sound like a typical Apple fanbois, This was announced by Apple as one of 2 new phones not as a continuation of lst years in a cheap body.

Therefore the story is correct that they would have announced figures normally and therefore calling into question if sales have been poor, this is the same concern of share holders who are selling.

Now just calm down and strock your old shiney and everything wil be ok......

Massively leaked iFail 5S POUNDS pundits, EXCITES chavs

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Headmaster

Re: C & S ummmmmm

If you've spent any time in Asia, or in an Asian, you'd know.

What was the Asians name and was it a he or a she ???

Microsoft announces iPad amnesty for fanbois

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Facepalm

Hey Apple fanbois......trade in your iPad for less than you can get on ebay and buy an undesirable soon to be replaced Surface tablet instead.......

Boy are MS really that stupid or do they think iPad buyers are ?

Intel touts 2-in-1s, the 'new' reincarnation of convertibles

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Windows

Meh.....

What would be of more interest to me would be a tablet running android that when clipped to the keyboard switches to chrome OS.

Now that would be the best of both worlds.

iPhone 5S: Apple, you're BORING us to DEATH (And you too, Samsung)

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I have just bought a teenage girl a Motorola Razr i as it was different from the rest and did all she wanted in a nice form factor.

The iPhone was concidered overpriced and old tech even with a new OS, the basic comment was "Pastel with Android stuff added". Samsung too much their own stuff added so it felt wrong.

The most important things were in order, easy to text, clear phone calls, does a small number of games and apps that are part of life.

Apple ships new iPods in 'SPAAAAACE ... Gray'

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Space Grey WTF

Space is black not grey......

Bloody Apple and their reality distorting PR......

Wrist SLAP: Samsung Galaxy Gear smartwatch hands-on

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Oh dear

This makes me more likely to go the Google Glass route than the smartwatch one.

Locked to a single manufacturer ? Who do they think they are ? Apple ?

We expect it from the fruity one. This is not a good move if you want to sale a lot of products, people arn't going to buy a Samsung phone just for the watch but they might have bought the watch if it worked with any Android device above a certain version say Jelly Bean and above.

Now when are those glass devices due again ? ? ?

Chrome turns five, gains new 'desktop apps'

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Facepalm

Re: It started out well...

Your complaining that a company that makes almost all its money from adverts gives out free of charge a browser that is updated more often than othersis used by that company to target ads at you the user ?

What did you expect ?

An where will you go otherwise ? who out there has stated that no-one, not even the NSA looks at your data/browsing etc etc.....

If you don't want others seeing wat you do then turn off the computer and bury your head under the bed clothes........

Xbox One launch date REVEALED - and it's on the 360's birthday

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Xbox's marketing vice-president, Yusuf Mehdi, announced the firm's rollout plans in a statement.

"The culmination of many years of listening to you, our fans, developing innovative technology, and partnering with the best game and entertainment partners in the industry has brought us to this point," he said.

"There is still a lot more work to do, but the teams are making excellent progress and are focused on launch."

He confirmed that the console recently entered full production in preparation for the launch. Pre-orders had sold out faster than any of the company's previous gaming products, Mr Mehdi said.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23961357

So in full prodction and still a lot more work to do

Who's going to be a brave early adoptor ?

Microsoft's $7.1bn Nokia gobble: Why you should expect the unexpected

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Devil

Re: One thing I will expect

You forgot the ever popular " Bing It ".....

Makes me cringe every time.

Canadian comet impact fingered for triggering prehistoric climate shift

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Alien

Re: That's nice then

I've always wondered why people want to blame a small number of new arrivals to the American continent of wiping out larger life such as mamoths etc but where there are populations settled for many years such as Africa and India the Elephants etc survive.

OK they must have had an impact but Neandrothals plus Homo Sapiens failed over thousands of years to wipe out the larger animals in Europe.....

just Saying........

iPhone rises, Android slips in US, UK

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Facepalm

Re: Big_Ted small on ideas?

My god, get a grip, all I was saying was that people were buying the Nokias because they were at knock down prices.

Where did you get the idea that I could possibly be a phone snob?

I have had cheap phones and worked up to better quality and now have a Nexus 4 due to price drop and an HTC 8X again due to price drop, I wanted a value for money phone so bought one, previously my backup was a Nokia 520, again bought for same reason.

At least unlike some here I have something to say about the article rather than about people posting opinions....

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Windows phone in UK is fueled by cheap Lumia phones and nothing else.

People are not suddenly switching to Windows they are getting Cheap Nokias or HTC 8's, like the 8X that was on ebay for £159.99 a month ago with £20 PAYG SIM and bluetooth speaker.....

Microsoft - do you really think you can take on Google with Nokia?

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Facepalm

Re: Will Google...

Don't you just love it when AC's post without reading the article etc.

MS are buying Nokias phone making business.

Nokia are keeping the patents, Maps and all other business.

O2 tears wraps off £26-a-month mobe sport, music, games (and 4G)

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WTF are these operators thinking ?

OOOooo look I can download this 1GB file in seconds.......shit there goes my allowance.....

I want 4G to stream stuff like movies and high quality music from my google play storage etc and to download stuff like navigation maps as required, I don't want a tarrif that eats through my data in a few days.

Three are the only ones who understand that data is what will count in the future, there is no way I will sign up for one of these crippled tarrifs, I will stick with three and the one plan, I can then spend the extra saved on a phone as part of the contract that will handle the speed.

Microsoft: That $900m Surface write-down is smarting

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Just because more people are selling a pile of dogs poo doesn't mean more will buy it.

MS made 2 mistakes, one was not putting these out to more retail outlets etc from the start, but the biggest and still biggest mistake is the price, if they want these to sale they must at least be at cost price with free windows for a period to get people to buy. They are not as bad as many who have never held one think but for the price I would go for a good laptop and a good tablet instead of the pro.....

YouTube app returns to Windows Phone

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Facepalm

Its not Google but MS who get it wrong, others seem to have no problem making a working app.

Facebook reassures adland: We've got s**tloads of users

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Ahhh But

Is that 20 Million individuals logging in a day or 1 million users logging in 20 times a day.

FB needs to tell us how many users log in a day not how many logins there are.....

The O2 4G Lottery: Are YOU in one of the three LUCKY cities?

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Re: Here's a thought...

Already there

http://store.three.co.uk/view/searchTariff?deviceType=SIM_ONLY&priceplan=PAY_MONTHLY

•All-you-can-eat data

•2000 minutes

•5000 texts

•5000 Three-to-Three minutes & 5000 texts

£15 on 12 month contract or £18 on rolling 30 day contract......

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Just glad I'm on three

With its one plan I have been able to give up my home phone line and broadband and use the mobile phone connection instead, on top of that as my phone is LTE and does 800MHz I will get the upgrade fr no more cost and still have all you can eat data.

Reading the BBC story O2 look like they may even be worst than EE on value for money unless you want extras like free music for a year.....

Nokia flops out its 4G, 4.7-inch WHOPPER: The Lumia 625

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Re: Rounded Corners

Apple and MS have an agreement that they won't sue each other.....

Therefore they can use each others ideas without worrying, its all down to the Google is the enemy thing.....

MS would have to put an Apple logo and call it an iPhone before Apple even bother to take notice.....

Steve Jobs' death clears way for '13-inch' JUMBO iPAD HYPEGASM

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I heard they are testing a bigger ipad mini, a 2 inch bigger screen and $25 cheaper than an ipad.

As for the iPhone they are looking at a 7.3 inch screen

Apple Maps. Remember that? Apple does. It just gobbled Locationary

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Trollface

Come on you know the real problem with Apple Maps

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Your folding it wrong......

Chromebooks now the fastest-growing segment of PC market

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Facepalm

Re: Useless cheap junk

God what a dick head comment....

No wonder you posted as AC. These are perfect for the majority of people as they can browse almost all sites, email, and do light document work. For older people and those less technical they are the answer as there is no problem with updates, installing software, sorting drivers etc. And id you get one with SSD it books so fast you blink and miss it.

I have one for lugging round, add in a phone with a good data plan and you are covered for most if not all needs on the move.

Don't forget not many actually want to edit a magazine, film or 200 page word file on the train......

Apple launches global 'iWatch' trademark blitz

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Do iCare.....

No iDon't, iCan't think of a single reason for an iWatch or similar device until it has all the video phone etc ability without batteries running out in less than 24 hours.....

Will this be a success ? iFor one don't think so, whats the point when you can just use the phone with a bigger screen....

Asus FonePad: You may feel a bit of a spanner

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Got one and its perfect for what I want.

I need a working phone on me at all times so have to have sims with 2 different operators.

That would mean 2 phones plus a tablet for when I don't want to use my glasses or want a better browser experience etc.

So I got one of these, have used it twice for phone when 3 signal dropped and its great for that, use internal sim for the web etc and have the bonus of hotspot on phone if no signal on it.

So for those of us that must have 2 sims to ensure we can call for help if needed then this is a great choice.

Oh and its as goog as the nexus IMHO plus feels better in the hand.

Curtain drops on Apple Store ahead of WWDC: What lies behind?

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Trollface

iOS 7

Its all new and has never been done before........

Except by BB10, Android and Windows phone 8

iSheep rejoice your favourite fruity company has tried to copy the best from the rest to make some new shiney for you,

So Apple think that the future is what everyone else is doing......

OK Fanbois start voting me cold.....

Spotify and Pandora to FACE THE MUSIC as iRadio inks Sony deal

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itunes........iRadio...........iYawn

Who is going to be bothered with this when there are thousands of free radio stations you can stream from web sites or apps......

iCant be bothered.....

Who should play the next Doctor? Nominations needed!

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Lets see now.......

I wonder if an American is more likely this time to aid in selling the series over there.

If thats the case then my choice would be Kevin Smith (Silent Bob), would deffinately be different.

If he's off the list then how about James Marsters (Spike, Buffy).....

Microsoft offers free keyboard covers for Surface RT

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This is old news

http://www.microsoftstore.com/store/msuk/en_GB/pdp/productID.277940500?tduid=a4ee1b7de724b853f09af5496ae208c0 2 weeks and 2 days already.

http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/microsoft-surface-rt-32gb-free-touch-type-cover-399-microsoft-store-uk-1553287 shows when the deal was spotted.

First Cook, now Intel bigwig pokes Google in the eye over Glass

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FAIL

Possible future......

We get used to using these at work then take them out into the world.....

If you asked these two a couple of years ago if tablets and mobile phones would be heading to the main way to access the net and emails etc they would have laughed at that too....

Why do I keep seeing Steve Balmer and his opinion of the iphone.........