* Posts by austint

22 posts • joined 6 Jan 2010

'What's up, Skip?' asks paraglider – before 'roo beats the snot out of him


Re: This can be easily spotted:

"wedge-tailed eagle bears"???

...I am NEVER returning to Oz.

Pandas so useless they just look at delicious kid who fell into enclosure


Don't think I could bear any more of these...

Sad relics of UK launch capability returned to Blighty while NASA fiddles with Boeing crew


Re: Galileo

All powered by the finest British-extruded unicorn juice.

Home Office seeks Brexit tech boss – but doesn't splash the cash


Hmm: Croydon is just a tram-ride away. And so long as they don't expect me to actually DO anything...

New Monty Python movie to turn old jokes into new royalties


Re: Cardinal Fang ..!

The comfy chair?

Blighty stuffs itself in Galileo airlock and dares Europe to pull the lever


Re: If this was....

Saw the "remoaner" word, so can safely ignore.

From the Dept of the Bleedin' Obvious... yes, drones hurt when they hit you in the head


Re: Ban them!

Surely the effective benefits of a (preferably) terminal down-splat of politicians would effectively supersede the potential, and therefore theoretical, risk to an unwary public?

Facebook posts put Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli in prison as a danger to society


"Come at me with your hardest because I haven't seen anything impressive yet."

And Bubba is only going to see this as an invitation...

Another Brexit cliff edge: UK.gov warned over data flows to EU


Re: Stupid people don't know they're stupid

If you speak out against the idiocy, that's "patronising elitism".

If you speak up with legitimate concerns, that's "project fear".

If you speak out against the whole thing, that's "anti-democratic".

If it ends in failure, "it was sabotaged".


Stop trying to make The Machine happen, HPE. It's not going to happen


"These computers will be so powerful, they could each catalogue an iTunes music folder in less than ten minutes."

Oh, brave new world...

Break crypto to monitor jihadis in real time? Don't be ridiculous, say experts


Self-employed bear the brunt of Spring Budget with additional National Insurance contributions


Re: Here's a thought

"We've had 7 years of this bullshit in one form or another. 7 years of "tackling the deficit". That deficit continues to sit there, it doesn't go down."

This. And I would gladly pay my new and excitingly increased tax rates if I could see this tattooed on each and every Tory sitting there...

Alleged Aussie plum plucker pleads guilty to motel tissue swipe


Re: Implausible?

Assuming this story is true, I've FTFY:

Sounds like a b*llock to me.

But if it's true...then that's just a nut.

'Walter Mitty' IT manager admits to buying gun on dark web


Re: Luger

"It would have been easier for this chap to have gone down to Lunnon and to have spoken with a few geezers down Morden or Mitcham way. He would then have had access to some of the finest firearms that the Balkan people ever produced."

Was going to call you out on this ... and then remembered, seeing as I actually live next to Morden, that you're actually right on the money. Primarily Czech stuff, funnily enough...

Windows 10: THE ULTIMATE GUIDE to Microsoft's long apology for Windows 8


Re: I've reserved mine...

StarDock and their Start8 add-on made Win8 bearable...

...and oh look: they have Start 10: http://www.stardock.com/products/start10/

Reg tries out Google's Chromecast: Yep, we even tested smut sites


Snap: bought the same beast for the same reason on the same day as the Chromecast arrived. Lovely piece of dirt-cheap kit, works flawlessly.

Punters go postal with erratic Royal Mail site


Been over two weeks now...

...and still getting this message on the Price Finder page:

"We are still experiencing technical difficulties with Price Finder and the service is not currently available. We are sorry for any inconvenience this is causing. We are working hard to fix these problems as quickly as possible."

Royal Mail fights to address website outages

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FFS. It's a CapGemini site.

Why am I even remotely surprised?

LimeWire induces infringement, Judge rules

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...the nest of more viruses per download than any other source on the web.

Body of James Brown disappears from family tomb


Hope they got a brand new bag...

..to put him in.

Sorry, couldn't resist. Coat. Door. Outta here...

Slovakian flies to Dublin with 90 grams of explosive



As if we haven't got enough to worry about with yet more security theatre around pervie new body scanners.

Now the fuckers are PLANTING stuff on us...

NASA's nuclear Mars tank gets improved cooker mod



...will surely have something to say about us Earthies cooking up what's left of his cousins out there.


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