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Supersonic stealth jumpjet rolls off production line

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re: re: Lot of Falklands lessons being missed here

The biggest lesson learned was that the RN (and to a degree, the whole British armed forces) had been far too tightly tied to the NATO mission role. This left us with a Navy that expected to be operating in the North Atlantic as part of a combined carrier group with lots of lovely USN E-2C/F-14 cover, with nothing more to worry about than hunting down the odd Soviet Alpha sub. Suddenly, said Navy had to take its small number of single-role warships and try and make them operate as an independent naval task force against a dedicated (but luckily poorly-trained) anti-shipping force.

Our ground troops were almost as bad in that they had trained to fight in/with armour on the German plains against the Soviets, again with a nice NATO logistics system behind them. They now found themselves trying an amphibious landing without real armour support against a "friendly" power armed with the same and often superior kit (did you know the Argies actually had more nightvision gear on the Falklands than our troops did?), in an environment closer to artic tundra than German farmland, and thousands of miles from the nearest NATO warehouse.

The RAF was suddenly asked to provide a very-long-range conventional bombing ability which it simply didn't have, because everyone had assumed that in the NATO war there would be only local interdiction at most and the only very-longe-range action would be the RN's subs throwing nukes at Moscow. Hence the deseprate refit of old Vulcans to do the job.

Even the Special Forces (SAS, SBS and RMC) had problems as they just were not ready for the South Atlantic. Only the RMC had anything remotley like training for that kind of environment, and that was based around holding the Norweigean flank in the NATO war plan, not running Zodiacs up ice-bound inlets in St Georgia.

What pulled it through was the grit and determination of our soldiers, sailors and arimen, backed by a gutsy PM. They pulled off an amazing victory but at a terrible cost that was largely avoidable. The biggest lesson from the Falklands War was that our military needs to be capable of independent action. This is again gradually being forgotten in the rush to meet unrealistic budgets and ludicrous commitments.

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1/ Fighter pilots keep asking for cannon because all too often they end up getting close and personal with their targets, and a backup is always nice to have. It also helps in "policing" actions when you can fire a shot across the bows (or nose), whereas if you fire a missile then it's not a warning it's terminal (anyone remember a Sukhoi shooting down a commercial Jumbo over Korea 'cos the Suke didn't have a cannon?).

2/ Harrier pilots used VIFF to tighten turns, usually to gain a few degrees on supposedly better-turning opponents, and again usually to get a bead for the old and reliable 30mm Adens. The "I'll throw open the airbrakes and he'll fly right by" trick only works in Top Gun (and with much more humour in "Hot Shots"). One Harrier trick was similar, this involved using VIFF to cause a sudden climb whilst maintaining an almost level attitude, a trick that caused many opponents to undershoot.

3/ The GR7 and GR9 Harriers were originally to have the new 25mm Aden. This was the old Aden cannon updated to fire modern (American GAU-12) 25mm ammo. Whereas the old Adens could be carried in pairs in slim underbelly bulges on the previous Harriers, the 25mm Aden had the gun in one pod and feed from ammo in the second. All nice until the gun jammed (which it did a lot!). The old Aden was much more reliable but still did jam occaisionally, but having two meant there was still one to shoot those pesky supersonic drivers down with. The cancellation of the Aden 25 left the GR7 and GR9 without cannon, it was not an original design decision.

4/ For the Falklands, the RN was quickly supplied with what was then the latest AIM-9L Sidewinders - these still proved very disappointing, with many falling short of the brochure range. The pilots themselves said the most reliable solution was getting in close and using the Adens. One pilot put it "I rated the Sidewinder as 50% effective, but the Aden as 100%." The next gen Sea Harrier FA2 got better radar to allow use of AMRAAM instead, but kept the trusted 30mm Adens. If only the RAF had perservered we wouldn't have wasted so much time and money on the Aden 25. This is even funnier when you consider many Argentinian pilots complained their DEFA 30mm cannon (the French competitor to Aden) often didn't work! This saved at least one Sea Harrier. Rafale has switched to the new and still French GIAT 30mm, apparently not without issues, rather than co-operate on a new design or use the existing Mauser 27mm.

5/ The Dassault Super Etendard was a flying piece of cack. The navalised Jaguar would have been massively superior, but Dassault made sure that never happened. We lost our picket destroyers in the Falklands because we didn't have AEW, plain and simple. When the Harriers were able to find the Etendards they shot them down with ease. In Kossovo (and the Gulf) the Americans had so little faith in the French jets (christened "Super Reatrds" by the USN) they gave them the easiest missions only, and kept the tough jobs for themselves. Dassault tried to make marketing out of the fact that the Etendards scored "highly" against the easy targets, everbody in the know laughed. In the Falklands, it was Exocet and poor RN counter-missile capability that led to losses.

6/ Rafale is good, very good even, but expensive and tailored very closely to the French requirement. It would be hideously expensive to refit to RN requirements, especially as there are doubts about Rafale's ability with AMRAAM despite Dassault's insistance it is tested. Rafale has so far failed in every sale outside of France, beaten by older but better kit like the F-16 and F-15. Even the Eurofighter Typhoon which Dassault tried its best to saboutage is doing better, and anyone who thinks the French can't pay bribes really does need to do some reading! SuperHornets are better all-rounders in nearly every respect and would probably be cheaper to buy off-the-shelf than Rafale. Both, however, just like the navalised Eurofighter, Rafale and teh SuperHornet cannot work from smaller carriers, unlike the F35B..

7/ The US Marines love the Harrier. It is the USAF that hate it. Having browbeaten the US Army into giving up fixed-wing aircraft, the USAF is intent on getting the Marines into the same pickle. Most attacks on the Harrier (including the rubbish about how it is a bigger IR target for MANPADS) originates from the USAF. Thankfully, as well as being tough, the USMC is notoriously stubborn!

8/ The Harriers have problems in hot air like the Gulf - all aircarft burn more gas in hot air, especially when manouvering, as hot air is thinner. The Tornado display team used 20% more fuel in their Riyadh display than they did at home! This hot air led to problems with GR7s in the Gulf and lots of media frenzy, but it is often forgotten that the GR7s still did the job. If needed, the Harriers could have remained, it was just at that point with hostilities over it made more sense to withdraw them.

9/ Supersonic fighters do not do well at low level - especially when the pilots have been trained for higher level operations. Harrier has proven much better at the lower levels than many fighters. The USAF found out the hard way when it used fighter jocks in F-16Cs to support ground forces in Iraq, and the F-16 drivers started smearing themselves all over the scenary. The A-10 was and still is better for such operations than the F-16 or the F-18 or any other supersonic figter, and the Harrier a close second. I expect the F35B to be as good, though without the A-10's super-toughness.

10/ STOVL is a much safer way to land on a carrier! With conventional jets you have to land and then stop, with STOVL you stop and then land. The former means taking an aircraft designed to fly supersonic and trying to get it to fly as slow as possible without falling out of the sky, then bringing it to a halt in a very short space. This means building fast fighters to fly well at the 180 knot range (hard!) and making them strong enough to take the deccelleration form 180 knots to zero under arresting (heavy!). Harrier was simply lighter as it didn't need all the extra reinforcement. The RN saw a major drop in landing accidents per flight with Harrier, especially as their carriers have always been smaller. The RN's use of Phantoms on the old HMS Ark Royal was considered suicidal by the USN, and that was much bigger than the Falklands carriers. It also means you can park more aircraft ready on the deck, whereas with arresting you have to clear a space for each aircraft to land. I have seen a pair of Harriers landing at once on the tiny HMS Invincible with two others hovering nearbye. I have never seen more than one conventional jet landing at a time, even on the USN supercarriers, and any companion flying out well away in circuit.

11/ The new Russian fighters are very good, as were many of the older ones, especially as they have moved to building high quality rather than quantity. But the F35B will still be a far better naval fighter. The Sukhoi 27 would probably have been just as ineffectual as the Mirage in the Falklands as it was the Argentinian strategy and training that put them in a poor position. The RN pilots were better trained and had a better tool for the job. In a replay, given the same strategic issues, I would expect F35Bs to triumph over a force of Argentinian Sukes and Super Retards.

MoD sorts out 'turkey' helicopters for Xmas

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Lynx is a different class of helicopter.

The Chinook HC3 was intended as a "low-cost" version of the US's MH-47E special forces helicopter. We might as well have just bought the Amercian model! As I understand it, the "low-cost" bit was to use a cheap cockpit design which turned out to be unsuitable for the radar and nightvision gear. Who's fault this was has been the sticking point between Boeing and the MoD as there is some suspicion Boeing wanted to push the more expensive all-digital cockpit design instead and may have taken the original contract knowing the cheap version wouldn't fit.

Lynx is smaller and more suited to many recce and small squad carriage roles, and can fit into smaller landing zones and is more agile than the Chinnok. It has a big advantage over the Chinook in that it can be converted to act as a gunship, which is possible with the Chinook but presents a very big and expensive target. In fact, the Septics did make a few very heavily-armed Chinook gunships in 'Nam in the '60s, one of which managed to shoot it's own front rotor off with a 20mm cannon! Not many people seem to remember the basic Chinook is almost as old as the Comet airliner the Nimrod is based on. The Yanks had more luck with Hueys and finally created the first purpose-built helicopter gunship in the Cobra. SInce then, the Chinook has been a heavy transport chopper only.

More to the point, why didn't we fill the gap with the Westland Commando or Westland Sea King HC4 as used by the Royal Marines? It may not carry as much as the Chinook but it's bigger than a Lynx and already a known and trusted product, and I'm sure two could have been bought for the price of each Chinook HC3! And the politicos can keep Westland and hence more British workers busy!! Winners all round! ;)

Mainframe hopeful PSI sends lawyers at IBM in Europe

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@Steve Browne

Of course, if that IBM hardware that is at a "point of reliability which is extremely close to 100%" is so good and advanced, and so worth the (extortionate) price, then surely IBM would only be too happy to open the market a bit and make some extra money off licences, secure in the knowledge their product is just so gosh-darn perfect that there is no way anybody else could threaten it.....? Or is it that they're worried by a platform that can host multiple OSs in completely electrically-isolated partitions in a manner that no IBM hardware can match, at a lower price point?

Toshiba borgs into IBM's 32nm alliance

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Also missing from the list....

Sun, FSC, and nVidia. Maybe Sun can claim Rock is too different for a there to be a point in joining, but then surely Sun and/or Fujitsu need some 35nm knowledge if one or other of them really intends to make a follow on to SPARC64.....? And nVidia may not be in because AMD = ATi, but nVidia are currently at 65nm with their cores and the new Radeons are 55nm already. If AMD also get the benefit of stealing a march on chipset design then they could get a nice lead over nVidia in graphics and chipsets.

Sun's Rock chip waves goodbye to 2008 ship date

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RE: All this goes to show......

You forgot to include anything a salsman says before the PO goes through!

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Is Valdis Filks related to amanfromMars??

Not quite sure which actually posts a better argument but amanfromMars actually scores more points for technical knowledge.

The simple fact is the whole Rock development is like a pizza delivery service. You get a fleet of scooters and they zip around delivering more pizzas than one guy in a lorry could. But, what happens when your job is delivering grand pianos? What are you going to do, break the piano into scooter-sized loads and then stick it all back together at the other end? Or use the lorry? Itanium and Power are the lorries, and Xeon (and Opteron) are pretty big pickups. Rock will always be a scooter. Sticking more wheels on the scooter or stapling a load of them together does not make a lorry. Itanium, Power, Xeon and Opteron are flexible platforms that can handle more business applications better than Rock, the real core applications businesses relie on. Rock is better for some edge applications, the pizzas of the business world.

And Ash has already slapped me for ridiculing the x4450, the most hyped non-event in x86 server history. Just in case you wandered in late, presumably because you were busy graduating kindergarten, I'll reiterate the main thrust of the argument - Sun made the x4450 because they can't make a 4-socket blade that fits in the same chassis as their 2-socket blades. Blades are better at being denser, having lower power requirements, and better cooling than the equivalent number of racked servers. I don't expect you to believe me as your fantasy world is liable to collapse if you do, so I also don't suggest you read up on blades at Gartner, IDC, or other independent sites.....

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Technical capability vs financial credibility

Is Sun incapable of getting modern CPUs out of the door? I'm sure that, given unlimited time, Sun could bring the Rock chip out and even meet the technical promises they made in the first place. After all, the UltraSPARC V was all taped out when it was canned for the simple reason it was too late, not because it hadn't met the technical goals.

The market doesn't stand still, and what is killing Sun's chip program is the same thing that killed Alpha, PA-RISC and MIPs - meeting the technical goals inside the timeframe that allows for good financial gain is getting tougher and tougher beacuse it takes such a large investment. Capellas was right in that only Intel and possibly IBM have that much dough and facilities, unless a new player rises in the Far East, and I don't think FSC has what it takes to give SPARC64 the technical edge to give it a longterm competitive advantage.

Sun, HP, Compaq, IBM and Sun all looked at the future of CPUs back in the 80's - originally they all agreed a replacement for RISC was needed, it was only the path that they fell out over. Even Sun started out onboard the Itanium path, only to jump off when they thought their market presence meant they could force the "Solaris on SPARC and nothing else" message down customers' throats regardless. It looks like Sun made the wrong play, and even if Rock does make it out of the door we'll see another sweetly embarrassing flip-flop from Sun when they are forced to announce Sun support for Solaris on Itanium or Power. Anything else will reduce Slowaris to an also-ran Linux clone.

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Not a massive delay.

All chip manufacturers usually slip their dates, and this isn't a massive slippage, and many first gen prototypes get tested with sections of the chip turned off or bye-passed, especially if you are bug-hunting. Usually, it's big news if a manufacturer DOESN'T announce any slippage between creation and release to market. Much as I would love to start calling Rock the UltraSPARC V TNG, it will probably still ship as Sun really don't have any choice, they have to supply something or admit defeat and settle for just integrating other people's CPUs (FSC's, Intel's and AMD's). If Rock does slip again, then I'd start looking for signs of Sun really hyping Slowaris x86 as this will be an almost sure sign that they will kill Rock.

BTW, Joshua - the UltraSPARC V didn't "take forever", it got canned. It will not EVER be released to market. It was aborted. Terminated. Died in the harsh light of reality. It was a dead parrot. Just get over it and move on. :P

T-Mobile and 3 hook up for 3G coverage

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Quality over quantity!

Yes, I prefer Vodafone over the other providers for coverage, but just having lots of towers doesn't necessarily mean a better service. You can be literally right round the corner from a mast and get no signal due to geographical features or buildngs. We had a whole load of users with Voda 3G cards, and for most of them it was brilliant, even on the move, but the funniest failure was the CIO I spoke to whose 3G only worked in his upstairs toilet, despite his home being in central Southampton and within a mile of a 3G mast! We made many a joke about how his greatest works were completed whilst on his throne!

Microsoft surprises itself with six-month late Hyper-V beta

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Mickey$haft might not have to go the whole way alone.....

If you look at the main x86 vendors, they all have developing management suites which already tie-in with virtualised servers. From what I have heard, the lead three have already spoken about putting more capability into their tools, which leaves M$ with less ground to make up on VMWare. Whilst VMWare may remain dominant in the really high-requirement end of the virtualised server space for a while, M$ will start with a simpler and cheaper product that fits say 50% of the market, and then grow from there.

Nintendo Wii said to 'attract cockroaches'

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Oh come on!

Everyone just knows roaches prefer Super Mario to Halo.....

Canadian cable giant slips Yahoo! name onto Google home page

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Check the Roger's contract small print?

My last ISP's contract had some interesting terms that allowed them to block or modify content effectively as they saw fit. I haven't bothered checking my current one as I'm not too worried about it - if they ever do start doing something I don't like I'll simply change ISP. Ah, the wonders of an open market (thumbs nose at Kiwis and Saffers).

DHS accepts buggy Eye-o-Sauron™ border scan towers

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How many ways can it "look" at once?

So if the radar cues up the optics, does that mean that once it has been distracted to look one way it is in boresight mode and effectively "blind" to anything else? If so, all the illegals would have to do is get a suitable distraction off to one side and then they could drive a bus past on the other whilst the border cops are zooming in to the COP view and trying to work out if it's another decoy....

Radar capable of "seeing" enemy troops was all the rage a while back, I'm pretty sure Lewis mentioned recently that most militaries dropped it as unreliable and ineffective? I seem to remember our Army only use mortar-locating radar nowadays rather than the old chestpack radars.

Violin plays AMD for memory monster

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Memory limits?

Someone refresh my memory (pun unintended, honest!) but what's the memory limits for x86-64? I thought Slowaris x86 was stuck with 4GB of user space even with AMD 64? And I know Intel waffle on about a theoretical memory limit of 5 exebytes for EMT64. Surely it would make more sense today to use it as solid state drives rather than additional RAM you can't actually address, unless you wanted to create a memory sharing cluster like the old Alpha stuff (how many Alpha designers ended up at AMD?)....

MoD: Frontline troops must have silent Xmas crackers

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This is probably a move to ward off embarassing injuries....

A few years back I was at a foreign army display along with a member of the BAT team who had been in-country instructing. Everything went fine until the twenty-one-gun salute went off nearbye, and our suave pongo promptly ducked in reflex, giving himself a nasty cut on the head when it came in contact with the back of the seat in front. This was all the more amusing given that he was the only one there to duck! Obviously, the MoD fears Christmas crackers could spawn a serious shortage of frontline troops if the same training has been applied....

Qinetiq wins Watchkeeper drone test contract

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Price of votes is truly shocking!

I'm very much in two minds to this as I do see the value in developing and keeping the technical knowledge onshore, but the worldwide arms market is big enough for subsidies to be minimal. It is the considerable and extreme meddling of politicians that delays, kills or warps many military projects, it would seem long overdue that the military should be given an independent and impartial body to oversee defence purchases.

Tawakalna, please do some reading - the TSR2 would have given us better than F-111K capability earlier (in fact, we never got the "cheaper" F-111Ks, we had to make do with Buccaneers and Phantoms), but was killed by stupid politicians dazzled by the technobabble of the missile salesmen (in Duncan Sandy's case) and General Dynamics shysters (in the Labour government's case). The TSR2 was a case of the politicians going out of their way to kill an almost complete project on the excuse of some vague and unproven promise of some cost-savings. If a finger has to be pointed at a lead culprit then it has to be Lord Mountbatten, the then Chief of the Defence Staff, who was so determined to shaft the RAF in favour of the RN that he ended selling the F-111 to Labour. So in effect, the tax payers got royally shafted!

Western Digital drive is DRM-crippled for your safety

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Sneaky commercial plan.....?

Maxtor ATA/SATA drives are usually what I end up purchasing for my own use, and Seagate SCSI drives for work. I have never owned a WD drive and I don't think I've ever seen one in a commercial server, so I can't comment on their quality.

I though they were a pretty respected company, but this just seems like a great way to alienate customers UNLESS they go aiming for corporate customers. They don't want their employees wasting company time and resources downloading Kylie on her mechanical bull (apparently, the most common file on corporate file servers in the UK in 2007!!). A lot of companies buy software just to keep their servers clean of illegal MP3s. Add a few bits to the code to deny certain file types like MP3 and they could be on to a winner.

CIA erased waterboarding videos

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Wow!

A boss that actually covers his employees' a*ses!!! At the end of the day, if anyone carries the can, it looks like Hayden has at least got the cajones to stand up.

"Hey guys, thanks for what you did, you got the job done like the Prez asked us to. So I'm just gonna erase this tape of you guys letting that goat get its own back on that jihadi...."

Of course, if the position had been reversed, and it had been the CIA guys captured by AQ, I'm sure the jihadis would have just given them a cup of tea and made a few polite enquiries. No chance of a little mutilation followed calls to the victim's family on the victim's mobile to gloat and threaten them, followed by a video-taped beheading. No siree, no chance!

I'll have the coat with the legend "Yes, I will defend your right to label me a sarcastic g*t!"....

Sun warns of voracious, collapsing data centers

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I nearly fell off my chair laughing!

"Sun Microsystems loves to think ten years ahead of the market".... Yeah, right, they did such a good job of predicting that whole dotcom bubble bursting thing back in 2000/2001! Sun's massive overexposure in not just telecoms but everywhere else made it the biggest loser when the bubble burst, the vendor with the largest drop in share price (to the point where people were begging FSC to buy the wreckage), and the one that looked the least agile compared to IBM, HP, Dell and EMC, whom all did much better jobs.

"At long last, Sun has revamped its entire server product line and looks to have some compelling future gear on the way...." Finally, we get the real message - Sun has ditched most of the old proprietary junk that was holding it back and now has some stuff on the horizon it desperately needs to be successful, so they're thrashing around with this RedShift idea because the Niagara massively-multi-threaded pony is not looking such a smart bet with Intel and AMD both spewing out multi-cored chips with much wider market acceptance.

TBH, why don't Sun just ditch the hardware bizz and go on as a software company? Such an approach would remove any conflict with the other main hardware vendors and allow them to make Slowaris for any platform without the SPARC boyos holding them back. FSC might even be tempted to take the SPARC teams off their hands.

Winners and losers in Sun's OpenDS spat

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Gotta side with Sun on this.....

Sun was right, the project leads overstepped the mark, and the project leads were in the wrong. But the most telling statement in the whole piece basically sums up Sun's whole problem - Sun just doesn't understand open source.

Sun itching to release its virtualization platform

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<Yawn>

Sorry, was that another "Sun late to the party again" announcement?

Galileo funding finally agreed

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Of course it can be stopped!

All you have to do is get the French involved in any European program to start trippling costs and winding all other members up!

Moto says hello goodbye to Zander

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Survival of the flashest?

I disagree that the Motorola phones have been rubbish recently. I have bought my wife two Moto handsets in the past three years, a PEBL and then a RAZR. My wife is the quintessential lightning rod for fashion (I had to explain to her why the iPhone is just for fashion victims), and she is also not the most patient of users. A handset for her has to be fashionable, easy to use and reliable, and have all the going features (whether she uses them or not!). She also (thankfully) resists the idea that something fashionable has to cost an arm and a leg. She has no complaints about either of her Motos, and when I have used them at times I have found them both to be excellent handsets (and being a geek, I do try all the features). I even used the PEBL as a bluetooth modem first time with no setup issues when BT managed to accidentally kill our ADSL for a day, a task I would hesitate to try on most Sony-Erricson or Nokia phones.

Motorola's problem is that it needs stability whilst generating that cutting-edge market presence - the first is rarely compatible with the second as the second usually requires taking risks. Zander took the wrong risks - they weren't terminal, but they weren't the best options.

I'll take a flak jacket, please, I can hear my beloved looking for her rolling pin....

Code scavenging goes formal

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Comments rule!

Essentially, I was taught to code by scavenging. My earliest teacher gave us a chunk of code, got us to understand what and how it worked, and then asked us to edit it to meet a new task. That was the good old days of BASIC. I took the approach on to Pascal, Modula2 and then C, and C++ seems to have been designed for this approach. But, the key was code comments and documentation - my teachers hammered it into me that good code has good comments so it is both evolvable and re-usable. I was always told the aim was that someone could follow on after me, take my code and expand, fix or re-use it in part of whole.

Sun accused of hardball open source project tactics

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OMG!!!!

What a horror story! A nightmare of corporate insanity! Someone at Sun needs to be taken seriously to task over this complete madness. I mean, writing a directory service IN JAVA!?!?!

To me, it looks like the project team saw the axe coming and tried to write in a bit of fireproofing. That kind of thing doesn't go down well with management types, they see it as both obstructive and threatening to the company's control of a project. What this needed was a cool management head to calm the waters, get the trust of the team back, get the governance policy changed back, and then get the project back on track. Unfortunately, 95% of middle management would have reacted in exactly the same alpha-dog threat response the Sun management did. Looks like Sun are thinning out the wrong bit of the herd....

You've got OpenSolaris in my System z

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So who's more desperate?

Is it Sun, trying to find any way to generate services revenue from Solaris because Solaris users are finding the alternatives so much more appealing, or is it IBM desperate to maintain it's services revenue from mainframes? I think this one's more a winner for the boys from Armonk. Sun helps IBM maintain one of the most lucrative and proprietary hardware goldmines going, whilst "opening" up it's own OS so other companies can undercut it with cheap "open" support. And at the same time makes it even easier for the Linux crowd to attack the installed z/OS base - "Hey, if IBM say we can run Slowaris on this, why don't we try Linux?"

HP sets sights on more - and bigger - buys

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Enough! Sort out what you've got first, please!

I have a hard time following all the HP purchases and new software suites. Someone needs to take an axe to some of the replicated deadwood in the HP Software business, before it becomes the Mr Creosote of IT. And definitely sort out the licensing, please!

I can't see the HP Software juggernaut stopping any time soon - they have the money, the market is ripe for consolidation, and they have the support of the board. I hear at least one rumour a week about who's next on their hitlist. I actually think the Teradata solution would place HP in conflict with two partners, Oracle and Sybase, and that HP can still make plenty of money supplying the platform for Teradata without antagonising Larry or John.

Microstrategy would make sense, it wouldn't seem to conflict with any existing big partners too badly, and could be built into the OpenView mantra of "monitor, analyse and report without impacting platform independence". But I haven't heard of any eagerness from Mike and Sanju to join the Hurd herd.

Microsoft funds object of IBM's mainframe fury

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For a minute, I was worried there!

I thought amanfromMars was on drugs - he was making sense!!!!

M$'s play is smart as it is obvious - half the job of converting any customer from a closed system to your own (only slightly less closed) system is to get them off the proprietary hardware and onto a platform that gives a level playing field. Once you have them there, you can start pushing with cheaper costs for support, administration, etc, to the point where you can go the final stage and replace their original software with your own products. And before all the h8ters start on M$, they should realise M$ have stolen this from the Linux crowd - we have been using this to knock off UNIX systems and get them onto Linux on x86/Itanium for ages! M$ are using our tactics to push up into the datacenter just as Linux is eating up the edge systems, and IBM mainframes are a massive and easy target.

Google permits Dell to sell Dell servers

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Interesting

It lists Domino and Notes, can it also do bog standard Exchange and Outlook as well? If so, it would make a very nice and simple means of doing those email searches and retrievals when someone is waving a court writ at you. Is BAe on the customer list....?

New BAE destroyer launches today on the Clyde

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Jobs, jobs, jobs (no, not the Apple geezer!) - and some good missiles.

The Government was always going to build the ships here because that meant more jobs in Labour-voting wards. And building BAe's design no doubt also meant some nice and friendly feelings all round (any BAe lawyer's reading this, please note I have not even inferred that bribes, backhanders or illegal campaign contributions may have passed hands between any parties....).

Sea Dart has the first validated missile-vs-missile kill, the above mentioned save against the Iraqi "Silkworm". In that instance, the USS Jarrett's Phalanx system couldn't lock on to either of the two Silkworms, and the damage to USS Missouri may have been caused by the Phalanx operator trying a manually aimed shot. Interestingly, it is suggested that the battleship USS Missouri (thought to be the main target) would have been invulnerable to an impact by the Silkworm due to her 12.1 inch hull armour (the Iraqi Silkworms were the older HY-2 version and not thought to be capable of a climb and terminal dive attack against the superstructure like the later HY-4).

But, the Sea dart scored its success again at a height below even its revised minimum engagement height, a trick Sea Darts pulled off several times in the Falklands even with the old Type 965 radar. And here we get to the really interesting bit - the US ships had to rely on Phalanx as the Silkworms fired (two) were BELOW the minimum engagement height for their other defence systems (USS Jarrett's SM-1 Standard missiles)! And there is some muttering from US sources that the new Enhanced Sea Sparrow used on the US Navy's Arleigh Burke ships would not have been able to make the engagement either, and they may have to wait until the future SM-6 development of Standard to be able to defeat cruise missiles with certainty. Which makes the UK's 34-year-old design's achievement all the more applaudable.

Boffins ponder Galileo signals as ocean monitors

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Marine speeding tickets coming soon!

It's no great secret that the extra accuracy of Gallileo is needed for GPS speeding controls to be implemented for cars, but is Brown seriously considering slapping tickets on liners too!?!?!

UK gov bans 'terror' suspect from science class

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Yes, we're all just muslim-bashing, brown-people haters!

The recent Reg article on the "poor widdle fluffy bunny protector" / Animal Rights nutter that had been served with an order to turn over her encryption keys so the coppers got the Reg a few "Nazis!" comments over at Indy Media, and it looks like a few of their mouth-moving-whilst-they-readers have started posting here too.

FACT1 - you don't get on the control list for being brown, muslim or just being Iraqi. You get on there because the Police have credible intel that you are a possible threat. The paperwork alone discourages coppers from just dumping anyone on the list. It is usually beacuse you associate with others already on the list or already under full investigation.

FACT2 - ID theft here is nothing compared to ID theft in Iraq, especially in the chaos after the initial invasion. A year ago a colleague gave an interview to a guy who claimed to have been a Iraqi systems analyst, only it became very obvious he was not. The Police were informed, and we heard later the guy was a complete fake that had got into the country as a refugee on stolen ID, and they suspect the real guy had been killed as part of the ploy. Up until the interview, no-one had suspected him. If he had of been a terrorist, he would have been in the country and free to go about his nefarious activities. The Police detective my colleague spoke to admitted they suspect they have hundreds of fakes in the country, and no idea if any of those are terrorists or former Baath party criminals taking advantage of our systems.

FACT3 - when the terrorists do make successful attacks, everyone screams at the Police and MI5/6 and asks why wasn't more done to stop the terrorists? Well, you can't have it both ways. Grow up.

Israeli sky-hack switched off Syrian radars countrywide

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RE: Sergei Andropov

There has recently been a number of articles regarding new information/speculation around the affair, which has stirred up comment on the web, and I suspect led to the second article. In particular, there is a bit of an alarmist article in the Spectator claiming that day took us very close to World War 3, but does give some info on how the Israelis tracked the shipment from North Korea.

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RE: A bit naive....

Yes, of course, it was Assad's personal pr0n stash, that's really what the Israelis hit! And all because they have a sneaky Zionist plan to reduce Assad to such a frothing state of pent up sexual frustration that he'll just sign over the Golan Heights in return for a copy of the Pamela Andersen October '89 cover issue of Playboy.

Yeah, right.....

Still find the airborne hax angle a bit much to swallow, but the idea of a hard hack into the cable network is certainly possible.

Sun's OpenSolaris gets CIFS-ilis

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Just more cloning of Linux

Daniel, did you ever stop to think SUN are doing this because their users ASKED them to?? It's been available as part of other commercial UNIX offerings for ages, and via Samba for almost as long. Take your head out of the sand and you'll notice lots of non-SUN systems happily sharing data, smoothly and easily, and SUN needs to too. This is just another example of SUN having to face facts - they lost the server wars, now they need to get chummy with M$ and the Penguinistas to survive!

Think of it more as a diesel being fitted into an old steam engine to try and keep the knackered old beast useful for a bit longer.... :P

Aussie-Irish boozer ejects 'terrorist' drinker

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Aha!

I suspect the book was merely a pretext, the real reason for his removal was one of the following:

1/ An Aussie in a bar - the staff probably saw him as a threat to their employment.

2/ His dancing was to blame - everyone knows Aussies can't dance, just like they can't play cricket, or rugby..... I mean they're almost as uncoordinated as those other colonials the Kiwis or the South Africans!

:P

Museum archive turns up new dinosaur family

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"Student"?

Come on, look at the grey hair! Someone should tell this guy it's time to let the discounted student bar go and get on with his life!

Joking aside, respect to the guy for the painstaking research that must have gone into this.... as long as it wasn't funded by my taxes, I prefer them to go on the more whizz-bang research.

Canadian Taser death caught on camera

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RE: Anton Ivanov

Aikido is one of many martial arts that include what is called external force and internal force techniques. With external force techniques you generate energy through a kick or punch with the deliberate intent of disabling an opponent by damaging their body. Taekwondo is the poster child of external martial arts as it is usually glorified for it's power kicks and punches. Internal force techniques use the opponents own energy and leverage to cause similar diablement and can be seen in such arts as Judo. Either can lead to serious injuries that lead to coppers being sued.

I think you are suggesting the coppers in mind could have closed with the poor victim and managed to use only low impact holds via internal force techniques to restrain him, just like what happens in all those lovely Judo and Aikido demos? Yeah, right! Have you ever seen a violent person being restrained? I think not. Punches usually get thrown as a minimum. I belive the officers involved really did not intend to kill the man, it was simply an unfortunate incident where the RCMP thought they were using the Tasers to restrain the man with the least possible risk of bodily harm to himself or others or the surrounding furniture. Whilst it is probably not of much comfort to the poor guys family, I bet the coppers involved are more than shocked and upset by the incident and are going to have to live with it for the rest of their lives.

World of Warcraft spykit gets encrypted

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Business protection servers the players AND the owner.

Blizzard are just protecting their business. You agreed the licence terms then STFU. I have seen other very popular MMORPGs die due to rampant cheating despite the best efforts of the owner to run safeguards similar to the Warden. I don't play WoW but I wish Blizzard well on this, as the truth is they only make money whilst the majority of their players are enjoying the experience. If that means banning a cheating minority then Blizzard would be stupid not too. If you disagree, then stop paying and stop playing.

And do any of you tinfoil wearers out there REALLY think there is some vast conspiracy to read all your private data??? Please, get a life! The internet is awash with your private data you have willingly uploaded countless times. It is of zero interest.

Red Hat haunts Ellison's Linux dream

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Cannibalism of friends before predation of others?

Oracle's strategy - especially it's marketting - has been wrong from the start, bordering on the suicidal. They have pushed themselves down the path of being confrontational to RH rather than announcing themselves as just another Linux distro. This means they have set a perception goal that they must take business from RH to prove their success before they can move on to attacking the Windows and UNIX installed base. TBH, this is madness. Most of the decision makers that put in RH (or SuSE, or any other Linux) had to fight long and hard to get senior management to agree to the idea, they had to show that RH could do the job and give the right level of support, and RH (and Novell) spent a lot of time and effort building up relationships with their customers. And Oracle expects those customers to just roll over for an inferior offering just because it's cheaper? I sometimes wonder how Ellison got rich in the first place.

Four years and 1000 promises land Solaris at Dell

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Just a ploy to avoid inspection?

I have a sneaky idea the whole Dell and Solaris partnership is just Dell trying not to be investigated for their tight ties to Microsoft. Remember, they did this before with Linux, and look how hard they made it to order a Linux system. And this time, I suspect it will have the blessing of Bill, seeing as M$ and SUN are suddenly so lovey-dovey, as long as it allows Dell to carry on getting a massive discount from M$ and M$ to insist Windows is the default install for Dell systems.

As for HP, the way I heard it was customers were much more willing to pay for Red Hat or SuSE on ProLiant than Slowaris. Seeing as HP has since gone on to be the number one Linux server shipper (more than all the Slowaris x86 shipments combined) I think they may just have got that one right....

Merkel-Sarko confab could yield Galileo rescue plan

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Subsidy for Ariene?

So, is this really just a big hidden sub for Ariane to try and make it more competitive with other sat launchers? The French connection makes me say "Oui!"

Marvel launches digicomics initiative

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It must go downloadable!

I would pay to read some of the old comics again, but I would want to be able to download for my money so I can go back and re-read at my leisure. I would even be tempted by a monthly all-you-can-eat download package, but only if I could download the offerings. When I bought the old comics, I didn't have to return them after I read them once, so why should it be different for an electronic format? A few years ago, I wrote to Maxwell's mafioso suggesting they released the complete back issues of 2000AD or Judge Dredd on CD-ROM - say a whole year's issues on one CD. The answer I got back amounted to "why?"....

Scientists unearth 'missing link' jawbone

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On the wrong track!

These scientists are barking up the wrong tree! I've seen the "missing link" countless times driving white vans around the M25, especially the Essex section.....

Galileo slammed by UK politicians

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Why should we fall out with the US?

Yeah, we need Galileo because we trust our European colleagues so much more than the US - NOT! OK, let's ignore the fact that if the US "turns it off" the whole of their own economy would slide as well (how would their airlines fly European routes without it, let alone how would their military operate!?!?!?), and just ask why would we end up in a shooting war with the US? Please, unless you're all French or best mates with Bin Laden / Chavez / AhmMadInaDInnerJacket / Kim Il JumpedUp, why? The closest that the UK has ever come to war with the modern US was in the Twenties over some minor Pacific island. Since then we've been pretty much the best of buddies, and far better than with any European country. So aside from the usual looney left anti-Americanisms, give me one good reason.

Save the money for something like a real road system.

Cambridge computing profs 'desperate' for applicants

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COUGH*nursing colleges*COUGH

Make sure there's one near bye... ;)

Windows Server 2008 to come in 8 flavors

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What else is missing?

No Hyper-V on Itanium? Ah well, at least you can use Virtual Machines on HP Integrity servers to do the same thing only with hp-ux, Windows and Linux. I just wish M$ would see sense and ship Exchange for Itanium so I could tell our email admins where to shove Domino/Notes.

Ballmerized Nigerian PCs might run Mandriva after all

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Catch 'em whilst they're young - TOGS!

In the UK we have "educational marketing" funds from Mickey$haft to try and get Windows deeper and deeper into schools, as they know the kids of today are the decision makers of tomorrow (well, not the ones going to Arts school). This is proven by what is known as the TOGS factor (Technologically Old Git Syndrome). This is where the adherents to an old OS that they "grew up on" means they will insist said vendor's products must be better than anything new. This is the spawning ground of the celebrated Troll (yeah, I know, takes one to know one!). This is why I often run into TOGS where IT staff that got their first taste running VAX or PDP on ancient Alpha and insist that there is no way on Earth that a nice shiny new x86 box could possibly do what their ancient piece of steam-powered kit could do (if only they could get the spare for it, or support, or just get their Zimmer frames close enough to the desks). This is what M$ is after - the minds of the Nigerian youths. $400k is chump change if you get a whole country's future.

iPhone 'killers' stand up and be counted

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iPhone Killer? Thanks, but no thanks!

Sorry, absolutely zero interest in an iPhone. And yes, before you ask, I have seen and played with one. I'd rather have a Blackberry Pearl, thanks, as it's a phone for grown up consumers rather than fashion victims. :P