* Posts by Lewis Page.

5 publicly visible posts • joined 5 Jan 2010

US plans crewless automated ghost-frigates

Lewis Page.
FAIL

Ridiculous Idea

What a totally garbage idea? Speaking from experience (ex submariner / ex skimmer) if I was being tracked by a robotoy ship as soon as I left port with constant active sonar pinging on my hull - sorry, but that is neer on an act of war - you are mr. Palitoy ship dude - putting the safety of me and my crew at risk by broadvasting to the planey where my submarine is!

First thing I'd do is take it out - which I suspect every boat Captain would - and what then? An excuse to invade that minor country? Oh wait........

Sony Ericsson Android phone caught on camera

Lewis Page.
FAIL

Sloooooooooooow

It stutters for a swipe action! Fail

Plastic Logic unveils executive e-book reader

Lewis Page.
WTF?

£400! for a bloody newspaper!

Can you toilet train puppies with it at least?

Microsoft undercuts planned Office 2010 retail price

Lewis Page.
FAIL

So we just replace the $ with a £

So in normal rip off britain fashion, we resellers just substitute the $ with a £ sign I take it?

Western Digital goes cartoon crazy

Lewis Page.
FAIL

Sounds like a load of pantaloons to me

So Blake is classed as uber fast but Brent is classed as reliable? So what we are saying here is if you want speed you shoud expect it to break?