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What Compsci textbooks don't tell you: Real world code sucks

Tim 11

it's all about the requirements

Sure there is plenty of badly written code about in the wild, but let's not forget that the type of code you'll find in academia only has to meet nice clean invented requirements; not real world ones. A lot of the complexity of real-world code comes from meeting real world users' needs and from working round flaws in existing real-world code.

Outlook 2013 spurns your old Word and Excel documents

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Rread the MS blog people

I'm a big reg fan but this is unresearched/sensationalism. MS are not dropping support for office 97 files in 2013; they're just removing a couple of old and rarely used import/export formats

Apple shares take biggest one-day hammering in 4 years

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Re: Simples

Broadly agree but I think taking the piss with the pricing is the main reason the share price got so high in the first place. I wouldn't recommend going downmarket

Children increasingly named after Apple products

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the best techie given name

see http://xkcd.com/327/

Ten badass brainy computers from science fiction

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Re: Orac

You couldn't really describe Orac as "badass" though - he was the computer equivalent of constable Goody in "thin blue line". Zen was definitely the badass one from Blakes 7.

Microsoft claims Windows Phone sales up 300%

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400% of nothing

http://xkcd.com/1102/

Gangnam Style beats Bieber Baby, becomes biggest timewaste EVER

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what's wrong with it?

never heard of it before but just watched the video - pretty funky and nice electro beat. I would rate this as in the top 20% of current chart music - certainly better than all those x-factor ballads

Should Microsoft merge Office into Windows - or snap it off?

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Re: 'data' != valuable

thank you for talking some sense.

Of documents which business users actually use to go about their work, a large proportion of the most important are in Word (or written in Word and then published in PDF)

HP PC chief: Microsoft's Surface is 'KLUDGEY'. There, I said it

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FAIL

I've got one and it's kludgy

only when you actually use it for a while do you fully appreciate that trying to make something that's a laptop and a tablet at the same time is just never going to work

I think they've probably done as good a job in the execution as anyone could have done with the aims they set themselves, but the whole concept is pointless

One in four don't clean their stinky old browsers - especially Firefoxers

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FAIL

The reason firefox users don't upgrade

Simple - firefox versions come out as often as chrome but it's as painful to upgrade as IE - the worst of both worlds

Medical scan record that the NHS says will cost £2k to retrieve: Detail

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FAIL

What sort of idiot would use a format that could only be read by a...

oh yeah... answered my own question there :-)

iPad Mini: Why is Apple SO SCARED of the Kindle?

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FAIL

strategy schmategy

All these big companies have one corporate strategy - make as much money from your customers as possible. The technology (whether hardware, software or services) is just a side-effect of that.

They may have slightly different ideas about how to do it but most of them employ similarly talented people educated in the same universities coming up with the same ideas and all just trying to think of ways to lock users in and differentiate themselves from the competition.

If apple's or google's or microsoft's business model was naturally superior to the others, everyone would have adopted the same model; the plain fact is that there's just a big pile of luck involved, not some kind of mastermind visionary strategy that only Jobs or Zuckerberg could possibly have come up with

Google Wallet: Rub our button, cough 15p for quick read

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Re: Could work

some kind of micropayment/pay-as-you-go scheme has got to be the way to get us out of the current mess of advertising we're currently in, and reward people for producing quality content

Top admen beg Microsoft to switch off 'Do Not Track' in IE 10

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who gives a s**t ?

Like most reg readers I detest and ignore/block all adverts regardless of the medium and how carefully they have been targeted at me. Advertising is basically trying to sell you something you don't want to buy which is scamming.

If this change makes advertising less effective, companies will have to rely less on advertising and start to think of sensible business models instead which is fine by me.

If this change means we need far more adverts to make people pay attention, that will just make more people hate adverts more and again will hasten the demise of adverts.

Adele's Skyfall poised to fall from sky

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Is this really tech news?

Is it news at all? looks like something that should be in the pages of 'take a break'

Apple Java update fails to address mega-flaw – researcher

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"Users could use an alternative browser for such sites after disabling Java on their main browser"

hmm, so this could be one case when IE is safer than other browsers :-O (assuming nobody uses IE as their main browser of course)

Ballmer predicts 400 MILLION Win 8 Surface and Lumia fumblers

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presumably he means windows 8 or it's successors

cos windows 9 for the PC has gotta be following as close behind 8 as 7 was hot-on-the-heels of vista

Everything Everywhere to be Nothing Nowhere in rebrand

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how about "Metro"?

or, more seriously, how about "Orange T-Mobile" or (my personal favourite) "Orange"

Did Mitt Romney really get 117,000 REAL Twitter followers in ONE DAY?

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WTF?

"...erodes the overall value of the social network"

hmm... and exactly what "value" is there in knowing when David Beckham has taken a dump?

Hello nasty, don't use my music: Deceased Beastie Boy to admen

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What about paul's boutique?

Don't get me wrong, hello nasty was great, but they did make more than 2 albums. just sayin', is all :)

Lenovo iPad-smiting Windows 8 slate slips out

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It runs PC apps?

So there's an intel CPU inside this?

Smutty books strip Harry Potter of Amazon crown

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Happy

Re: Old news

Au contraire; this book is obviously being read by people who don't realise you can get real pr0n on the internet. maybe the same ones who watch beach volleyball http://tinyurl.com/cl8n3th

'Sacrifice another goat!: iCloud is Apple's biggest failure before Google

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Unhappy

android syncs across devices?

hmm, I was just bemoaning the inability of my android phone to sync the calendar with my gmail account and wondering about switching to apple, thinking "well it's expensive but at least the basics would work seamlessly"

So maybe I'm better off sitting where I am and waiting for android to get better. What I really want for android though is an app that makes it work as a mobile phone - that's the thing Nokia always understood and I miss it like crazy.

Microsoft: Azure now holds FOUR TREELLION objects

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Re: Object, schmobjects

AC has a good point here. After all, a windows installation takes up 10 times as much disk space as MacOS but does that make it 10 times better or just 10 times more inefficient?

Ten budget inkjet printers

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Unhappy

beware the cheap brother printers

The last printer I bought was a cheap brother inkjet. I bought it because the printer and the inks were cheap but it periodically cleans itself when not used so it will use up a set of cartridges in 6 months if you leave it on standby even if you don't print a thing. If you don't print very much, the cost per page is v high.

You could unplug it from the mains when not using it but then it does a full deep clean when you power it back on, so if you do that every week you're no better off.

Microsoft takes a $6.2bn bath with aQuantive web ads write-down

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Meh

Re: What on earth are the MSFT board doing?

I'm pretty happy with my low-end Microsoft keyboard and mouse, and SQL server 2012 is no worse than 2008, so by Ballmer's standards they're successful. But I'm scraping the barrel a bit I guess.

LinkedIn inked out: Twitter cuts off jabberhose to suits

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100 million users??

are you seriously suggesting that only 98.6% of the world's population think twitter is a load of bullshit? That's hard to believe.

Microsoft: We tried to use Azure ourselves last year, and couldn't

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Happy

Re: Re: Back to basics

it's ok running bing on a beta platform, but dogfooding would involve an application that people actually use

Sony deploys 11in Vaio to battle Apple Air

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competitor for the MBA??

What you have here my friend is a good old-fashioned 11 inch netbook, plain and simplex

Ultrabooks: objects of desire but just too darn expensive

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Flame

should have bought a mac...

the problem with PCs is that you need a new one every 2 years as successive versions of windows get ever more bloated.

spend a grand on a macbook air today and you'll still be happy as larry in 6 years time, it's better value in the long term.

Cloud mega-uploads aren't easy

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Legacy data

I suspect the author of this piece isn't fully buying into the "new world order". Everything you do from now on will be stored in the cloud and manipulated by scraping your greasy fingers around on the tiny screen of your phone. This is the way of the future.

Anything else you did before is "legacy", and Microsoft doesn't give a shit about it.

'Geek' image scares women away from tech industry

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Happy

It's in the genes - everyone knows girls can't understand computers ;-)

we don't believe it but someone had to say it

Six of the best ways to mess up IT change management

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RE: Forgetting who the customer is

Exactly - the "Disjoints within the business" section paints the picture of IT striving to cope with unrealistic demands; in my experience the reality is usually of IT departments empire building and holding their users hostage rather than giving business users the tools they need.

Nokia on 'brink of failure', warns analyst

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Welcome to America - the land of free speech

People still like nokia as a brand and most of the hoi polloi aren't even aware of the MS deal or winphone. They could pull out now, start making solid reliable android phones, and still flourish

Laptop computers are crap

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Tim Robinson

I drive a dell precision laptop - it's got a full HD screen, numeric keypad, 1.5TB of disk, 8GB RAM (I think it can go higher). It's possible to buy one with a wide-viewing-angle screen. I can't understand why these aren't more popular because I agree that most of these things are necessary for many IT people to work effectively

what would I change? I'd have a proper block of cursor and home-end keys (probably instead of the numeric keypad), and I'd have a proper macbook-style multi-touch trackpad which really does do away with the need for an external mouse

Quitting your job? Here's how not to do it

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you _can_ take it with you

When I was made redundant by the .com vapour-ware company that bought us out, I made sure I had copies of everything I had been working on. When they came back to contract me to do some maintenance, surprise surprise they had no idea where their "master" copies of anything were, they had lost the lot.

Ereader sales to slump as punters snap up cheap slabs – report

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don't forget upgrades

Also don't forget that e-reader sales will naturally be much slower than tablets. You *have* to buy a new tablet each year because last years model is hopelessly out of date. An e-reader is already pretty good at what it does and I can't see myself buying another one for maybe 5 years.

Microsoft's Azure cloud down and out for 8 hours

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Happy

probably someone plugged in a USB scanner

... and caused a BSOD :-)

Twitter mobile apps storing address books for 18 months

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duh

so you've told linkedin/your iPad/facebook your email password and you seriously expect it _not_ to harvest your contacts (and anything else it can about you form emails you've sent and received) and phone home to its maker... You are naive in the extreme my friend

Microsoft CFO bullish in Windows convergence and comms plans

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FAIL

shooting yourself in the foot

by tying its whole future into the doomed windows 8, microsoft would alienate it's users and ensure its own demise. the question is, given the massive incompetence of MS recently, are they even capable of shooting themselves in the foot any more? I suspect they couldn't find their own arse with both hands

Asus UX21E Zenbook 11.6in Ultrabook

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FAIL

so it's a bit like a macbook air 11 except it's 18 months later on the market, and it can't run OSX. what a leap forward

Five ways Microsoft can rescue Windows Phone

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Step 1 - drop the windows brand

Nokia is still a very strong brand, they have been through some hard times recently but they are well respected and people will forgive them if they start to produce decent phones again.

The latest edition of windows phone may be better than previous abominations but it's too late, it's already tainted by association with previous versions, and indeed just by association with the words Microsoft and Windows.

Erase the windows name from phones completely - keep quiet about Microsoft's involvement and just make the whole thing strongly Nokia branded.

How to tell if your biz will do a Kodak

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What is a company anyway?

scenario 1: a company employing X number of people reinvents itself to meet the changing market and thrives.

scenario 2: a company employing X number of people fails to reinvent itself and goes bust; somewhere else another company employing X number of people forms to meet the new market.

poh-tay-toh, poh-tah-to

Google attacks Twitter's search bias claim

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microsoft

the reason M$ are sucking up to twitter and facebook is because they're the underdog. Google don't need to I'm not saying Google aren't evil, but it's a relative thing and compared to the kind of stunts Microsoft would be pulling if they owned the world's best search engine, it seems to me they're being quite straightforward here

Angry iPhone users bring antitrust class action against Apple

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WTF?

How to survive in the real world

1. When doing business with someone, make sure there is some kind of implied or explicit contract;

2. if the terms of the contract are not acceptable to you, don't do business with them;

3. if the other party fails to honour their side of the contract, sue them;

4. if you expected the other party to deliver something that wasn't stated in the contract just to be nice to you, you are an idiot and probably shouldn't ever do business with anyone again.

not exactly rocket science is it??

Eclipse Xtends Java

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comparisons with C#

It's interesting to note that as a dictatorship, MS has unilaterally added a lot of really nice features to C# without getting stuck in a lot of 'democratic' bickering about the best way to do things and without forcing C# developers into decisions as to which unofficial add-ons to work with.

I'm not a fan of MS and their practices by any means but it does illustrate that there is a downside to the "community" approach to standardization.

The Register Guide on how to stay anonymous (part 1)

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WTF?

does anyone read adverts anyway?

to be honest, I don't give a flying fig whether the adverts are for laptops or viagra. I just don't read them

UK shamed in high-speed broadband study

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is it such a big deal?

for people who aren't doing loads of illegal downloads, a 1Mb connection is probably fine.

I work for a small IT company and in our office we have a domestic quality DSL broadband connection (5Mb) shared between 8 people. very rarely is downstream access a problem. We could certainly use more upstream bandwidth but as we're an IT company we're not typical in that respect.

Public sector cloud looms, but who wants it?

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Re: Brilliant money saver

...and is there any evidence whatsoever that government departments are more adept at comissioning things from suppliers than they are in building them themselves?

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