Posts by Alien Doctor

OpenOffice 3.2 is on tap

Nice of a UUG...

to post a win32 version (or have I smoked too much tonight to recognise a dig at those of us pitiful windoze users that still have their winboxes for legitimate reasons?)

I'd like it more...

when smaller updates worked without having to download the suite again (I know, broadband blah blah, doesn't matter, blah), but moreso, why can't we have a non-american English language default installation set instead of having to piss around with add-on libraries and rule-sets?

Directgov battles terrorism with report-a-website page

oh well...

I guess I'd better take down all my RPG websites then

Grenade with no Mohawk effect? Can't we have a bastard sword dripping blood please?

Government expects £277m from vetting scheme

A titular title goeth here

So, all our new security and vetting procedures are purely for the gubbermint to increase revenue and reduce the deficit?

If the tories are the party for businesses then nulaybore must be the party for dodgy business.

Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em all harshly with a splintery broom handle.

UK gov cuts ribbon on public datasets site

Varnish http accelerator

http://varnish.projects.linpro.no/

Chinese stamp on Avatar

Nice...

I think after all the hype and the idiocy exhibited by all the saddo's that I would much rather watch biopic of Confucius: it would be much more entertaining and very enlightening.

Swedish Weight Watchers bring down the house

Weightwatchers ready meals

"We're going to have to find replacement premises."

I would have thought a replacement diet would be better.

UK.gov moves to block Hamas kids site

Typical speedy nulabur response

"a webzine launched by Hamas in 2002"

The speed of reaction is blinding.

I wonder how many sites are banned without the public ever knowing?

U2 frontman bitchslapped by TalkTalk

Nice little...

article about the bonobo from Alternet today:

http://tinyurl.com/alternetbono

Bono accuses ISPs of 'reverse Robin Hooding' over piracy

The Bonobo...

can just go back to saving the world and shove his ideas of totalitarian internet control and monitoring up his Liffey-hole.

As much as I do not condone piracy the world can do without assholes like him.

I know it's not true but I loved the comment on /. about this story:

<quote>

Hey. I watched Letterman last night and Robin Williams was being interviewed. He told a story about this floater that he was brought back down to earth in Scotland. Basically Bono started clapping and during the clapping he said "Every time I clap another whale dies". From the back of the auditorium came "Well then, fucking stop clapping!".

</quote>

In-depth probe fails to hit the G-spot

So sorry

What's the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?

Men will always search for a golf ball.

Thumb? Well...