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Intel interrupts work on $25B Israel fab, citing need for 'responsible capital management'

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Re: Wasn't a good idea

>Belgium/France border theres no difference between the peoples either side, a french on one side is not diferent from a belgian on the other side.

Now you're just being deliberately offensive !

Just saying it's a good job that G*d doesn't step in and sort out the middle east, but leaves it to his favourite son - Tony Blair

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Re: Wasn't a good idea

>THe israelies are the ancestors of the canaanites

You are not to leave even one person alive in the cities of these nations that the Lord your God is about to give you as an inheritance.

You must completely destroy the Hittites, the Amorites, the Canaanites, the Perizzites, the Hivites, and the Jebusites,

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Re: Wasn't a good idea

> Kiryat Gat is inside Israel proper, within the pre-1967 borders, so is definitively not under any sort of military occupation

Tell that to the Canaanites !

Norway's sovereign wealth fund aims to zap Musk's monster Tesla pay deal

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Re: Move to Texas

>Where Abbot will ask 'how high do you want us to jump master?'

Or the Texan oil companies will ask "Mr Abbot, when are you going to ban these commie woke EVs?"

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Re: Norway better prepare itself.....

>Most of it's coastal

So Fjords would be better ?

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Re: Norway better prepare itself.....

>The cabbies I talked to regret driving Teslas....

Odd - you would have thought most cabbies would appreciate driving white cars rather than black cabs

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Re: Norway better prepare itself.....

Teslas are vastly popular in Norway.

Part of their guilt about North Sea oil commitment to climate change means you get huge tax breaks on EVs, access to bus lanes etc

Almost 90% of new car sales are EVs

UK and Canada's data chiefs join forces to investigate 23andMe mega-breach

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Re: Information Commissioner has a time machine!

>People need to trust that any organization handling their most sensitive personal information has the appropriate security and safeguards in place

Didn't they already get caught being "very helpful" to police fishing for DNA crime scene matches

Raspberry Pi IPO is oversubscribed multiple times

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Re: "Certainly while I'm in charge."

But if the CEO does decide to take all the company's money and invest it in a giant gold statue of himself - the courts may take a view

Brit tech tycoon Mike Lynch cleared of all charges in US Autonomy fraud trial

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Re: Hilarious

Because it wasn't necessarily in HP's interest to do a deal - but it is in the interest of the individual at HP doing the deal

They are going to appear on business sections of the TV news and in the business papers - so they are going to be familiar to people looking for their next CEO

By the time the deal goes bad - all deals go bad or at least are obscured to the point that nobody knows if they were bad - they have moved on.

They are just known as the person that worked on multi $Bn M&A deals

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Re: No kidding?

A CEO taking responsibility for a massive acquisition fsckup?

I think that's what they mean by un-American activities

Ariane 6 ready to rocket, bringing heavy-lift capability back to Europe

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Re: Too late?

>How are they going to become profitable with just ten launches per year?

By not counting any of the development costs and having a bunch of guaranteed ESA missions ?

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It will be fine, they copied all the carefully tested software form the very successful Ariane5

OpenAI to buy electricity from CEO Sam Altman's nuclear fusion side hustle

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So in summary

Not really a company invests money it doesn't have to build an imaginary supercomputer to do unspecified AI stuff using power from an imaginary reactor that's supposed to be built by a company that nobody believes can build it.

Nice to know that some things ever change with AI.

Hubble plays spin the bottle with last few gyros

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Re: "One-gyro mode uses magnetometers, sun sensors, and star trackers for the failed gyros"

>How's that for cunning engineering? Ideally uses six gyros, but can work with one

Seems wasteful !

" engineering is the art of doing that well with one dollar which any bungler can do with two after a fashion" Arthur M. Wellington

ps It needs 3 gyros so had 6 - cos the call-out fee for replacements is rather high.

It can 'work' with one by basically arranging observations by waiting until they drift into view and then using the magnetometer to hold it still for a while and then use the last gyro to unload the magnetometer. It's like saying a car with no steering but a handbrake that can lock up one wheel is controllable

pps. you can't really add extra gyros, they have to be pretty much at the center to control the pointing. For all the talk of a service mission, it would be better to spend the money on a new cheaper telescope

ppps. that statement migtt also apply before it was launched

Cisco's emergency caller can send first responders to the wrong location

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Here in the Great White North a challenger to the great monopoly Telco decided to roll out VOIP phones which supported caller id for emergency services.

Unfortunately the location they reported was that of the data center hosting the VoIP network gear - generally in a different city, and in one fatal case, a different province

The Canon Cat – remembering the computer that tried to banish mice

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In 1990 they were great, as long as you didn't rotate the special Sun optical mouse mat 90deg

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Re: A Pebble is Not a Raindrop

>I would not want to try creating an AutoCAD drawing with keyboard commands and the arrow keys

What I miss about classic Autocad is having the commandline.

Most drawing construction consists of entering lines as angles and offsets, it's only the editing that needs a pointy thing. And even then a pad+pen is easier than a mouse best.

US Treasury says NFTs 'highly susceptible' to fraud, but ignored by high-tier criminals

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Re: NFTs still exist?

Well one NFT selling bad actor from the 80s and client of porn actors is going to be very disappointed at being described as a small time internet fraudster rather than a major crime kingpin.

Why RISC-V must get its messaging right on open standard vs open source

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Re: RISC-V is a collection of ideas

Are we able to revoke their licence for English ?

Having to invent their own native language architecture is likely to limit the spread of some of their more consequential political ideas

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Or some politician decides the same applies to Open Source software and bans "export" of Linux to China or blocks Github for users from countries they don't like.

We might already be (in theory) banned from using open source contributed by citizens of Cuba / Iran / Iraq / etc

Parliamentarians urge next UK govt to consider ban on smartphones for under-16s

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Re: Ban this, ban that. Ban them!

There's no need to have two separate internets. Merely implement the RFC3514 evil bit

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Re: Here's a thought...

That's why we need to ban smartphones for over 60 (or over 40 in the case of politicians) they just aren't capable of understanding the risks

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Re: Ban pop music for under 16s

I agree, ban books.

Kids today reading this disgusting filth from Chaucer and not practicing their archery

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Re: Does not go far enough!

Bring back capital punishment in schools - Nail em up I say, nail some sense into them

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Ban pop music for under 16s

It's obviously causing these out breaks of ghastly frightfullness among the youth.

Yours

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NASA, Boeing opt to fly leaky thruster as-is for first crewed Starliner CST-100 mission

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Re: Its just a O-ring...

Look - 99% of the o-ring was perfectly fine, if all you can do is moan and complain about one tiny leak.....

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Re: Here we go again.

>They forgot to bolt the door in properly

Simplify and add lightness - Colin Chapman

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That's the advanatge of this project - Boeing were the only bidder so had no reason to save money

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Re: Boeing quality problems

>Boeing issued thir very first "Diversity Report" in April of 2021.

Diversity has definitely been at the root of Boeing's recent issues.

Specifically, hiring managers from a minority aircraft maker and moving manufacturing to states where snake handling and moonshine brewing are the main achievements

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Re: Its just a O-ring...

It's a Boeing - an O'ring is the least of their worries.

Tape is so dead, 152.9 EB of LTO media shipped last year

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Re: Long term storage to tape, takes more than just a bunch of tapes!

A lot of storage is on tape because it is still relevant.

Scientific data from 150 years ago is still important in astronomy. Not sure if recopying reel-reel tape to exabyte to DAT to LTO is easier than just rescanning the plates.

And in the less real world, a lot of corporate / tax / insurance data has to be kept for decades.

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I'm reading all the right bits - but not necessarily in the right order

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Re: Squish

Do you have 150 exabytes in your pocket, or are you just pleased to be here?

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Re: In tape we trust

Pah, with your new fangled writing

We encode data as the position of stones in circles. You have to re-encode it when the Earth's orbit changes midsummer but apart from that it's pretty robust

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No it's quantum. So long as you don't try and observe the data then it still exists

'Little weirdo' shoulder surfer teaches UK cabinet minister a lesson in cybersecurity

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Not quite true. You have to target floating voters in a few marginal constituencies. There's no point in worrying about somebody who might be torn between labour and Reform but live in Barnsley

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Re: Pride

> is it allowed to leave that office unvoted, as long as you turn up and cast a ballot?

Yes and it's why the Australian election people have the world's largest collection of cock and balls drawings

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Re: Mercer also wrote "I don't feel part of the team"

Although in this case: PM calls election to screw over his own MPs might be closer.

I don't think this PM is over concerned about keeping the pay packet

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Re: Pride

>My only issue with mandatory voting is what if you don't think any of the candidates is worthy?

That's the nice thing about the Australian system (IIRC) , all the support agreements are worked out in advance.

So you can vote Communist / Green / Nazi, safe in the knowledge that the vote is actually going to transfer to the Labour / Lib-Dem / Conservative - but you feel like you are being individual

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Re: Think about it...

>solving a non-existant problem, .. a chance to skew the vote at least somewhat in their favour

That was the problem it was solving.

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Re: Pedantry alert

And <pedantmode=11> not all UK citizens are entitled to vote

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Re: ID what ID?

Different things.

ID cards were to give the police reasons to stop anyone they wanted

Voter ID is to reduce the number of opposition voters

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Obviously

We make it a crime to read government laptops

Tough on embarrassing leaks, tough on the causers of embarrassing leaks

Nvidia faces local competition for its 'China special' GPUs

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Re: China first

>I mean that's basically 'capitalism', buy the best at the best price.

No I think you have that wrong:

Capitalism is buying the product made by people who look most like you. With the most macho name and the most flags and with the ads with the loudest music. If this isn't financially viable then the government can cover any losses the company makes.

Communism is trying to buy the best product wherever in the word it's made irrespective of what it's called or what kind of raptor is featured on the logo.

UK data watchdog wants six figures from N Ireland cops after 2023 data leak

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Re: What is the point?

Personal liability from the person who clicked on the attachment, or the sysadmin that allowed attachments or the manager that bought Microsoft instead of insisting that the PSNI created their own secure OS or the minister that didn't give them unlimited funding for computer security?

Or do we just blame the current chief constable and rotate on the next one till the next scandal?

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