The Register Home Page

* Posts by Yet Another Anonymous coward

26130 publicly visible posts • joined 31 Dec 2009

Page:

The secret to better weather forecasts may be a dash of AI

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Re: We all know weather forecasts are crap

No they aren't, they are amazingly good - at least over the next few days.

Billions of $ and 1000s of lives rely on forecasting extreme weather systems

Saying forecasts are crap cos a 3min nationwide summary at the end of the news didn't tell you when it would rain in your garden.

iPhone kicked out of China’s top 5 smartphone brands as domestic market bounces back

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

14% of market but what % of profit ?

Making and selling a phone is a mug's game.

Making 30% profit on everything your phone owner buys from everybody else = genius

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Re: Not surprised

Buying a phone and stripping it down to identify the components seems like a cheap Chinese trick, when you can just buy a report for $90,000 from an American company

BOFH: Well, we did tell you to keep the BitLocker keys safe

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

> West Yorkshire is next door to heaven, just East of it ...

The Isle of Man ?

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Re: Moving to cloud?

Or the more metal anthem of the Azure/AWS user

Erst wenn die Wolken schlafen gehen,

kann man uns am Himmel sehen.

Wir haben Angst und sind allein.

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Re: "blamed our own fuck-ups on a well publicised but unconnected problem"

>Top marks for an entry box that puts in the space automatically so you don't have to flip a coin.

The web programmer Medal of Honour goes to the ones that accepts the number with spaces, put up an error message telling you to enter the credit card WITHOUT spaces and then clears the entry for you

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Re: "You are confusing Belgian chocolate with American "chocolate""

>Seriously, what is it about American chocolates leaving that slight tang of vomit behind?

It's a nasty tasting chemical added to make them shelf stable in hot weather - as an alternative to the primitive European option of using more cocao

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Re: recovery workshops in, uh... Belgium?"

Not a problem, they are 99% sugar while also being 99% cocoa - very sensible the Belgians

'A moose hit me' and other ways people damage their gizmos

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Re: Poor kid!

No toddler ever tripped gracefully

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Mon chien etait malade sur mon manuel de francais.

My Hovercraft is full of eels

Happy Sysadmin Day, the Bitlocker keys are in a bowl on top of the fridge

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Just give everyone in the C-suite a Taser. They will inevitably use it on themselves and each other while playing with it.

More entertaining and less liability

Kamala Harris's $7M support from LinkedIn founder comes with a request: Fire Lina Khan

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Especially since the other lot are charging $1Bn to the oil industry - I think Linkedin need to up their bid

AI models face collapse if they overdose on their own output

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Is that like the mole of Moles?

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Re: overdose on their own output

A bunch of people standing around saying Covfefe at each other ?

Inconceivable !

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Re: Hang on, I think I know this one!

Except the crabs have 3 arms and walk forward

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Re: Wolves.....

Back in my lectures (when computers had front-panel switches and 640K was enough for anyone) the example was tanks.

Soviet tank images were grainy black-white taken on long lenses on muddy exercises. American tank images were colourful and posed in front of the factory on a sunny blue-sky day.

The AI did a predictably bad job of classifying them.

Even today the first part of a project to make a tool for analyzing cancer images was to remove the scale ruler in all the images of malignant cases taken in hospital on follow-up visits.

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

> If subsequent models are trained on an AI-generated data set that over-represents Golden Retrievers,

You can't over-represent Golden Retrievers. The optimum number of Golden Retrievers is more Golden Retrievers.

CrowdStrike fiasco highlights growing Sino-Russian tech independence

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Re: Some good points

>It's also about time the EU spun up It's own distro.

Oh that would be fun.

The 27 versions of systemd that take it in turns to act as an executive supervisor for the week but all decisions of systemd must be ratified at a special biweekly meeting.

By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,--

--but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more--

And the whole distribution moves from systemd to init.d twice a year

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Re: Russia doesn't want NATO advancing up to its own borders

>Even if that's what Russia wanted, its planning seems to have gone a little awry.

They chose ..... poorly

Uncle Sam accuses telco IT pro of decade-long spying campaign for China

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Re: .. about the real spy & monstrous capability

I always thought the NSA looked harmless.

How a cheap barcode scanner helped fix CrowdStrike'd Windows PCs in a flash

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Advantage is you can tell branch offices to buy a scanner and email them the barcode for each machine.

Rather than telling them to buy rubber duckies on Ebay / Aliexpress, wait, install build environment, get the build to work, reprogram for every new machine's bitlocker code.

Oak Ridge casts nets in search of Frontier supercomputer's heir

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Re: HP split from HPE 9 years ago - Keep up

So Agilent got all the engineers, HPE got all the salesmen, wonder who HP had left ?

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Not to worry - it's being built by HP so it will refuse to run because it's out of Magenta ink

Musk deflects sluggish Tesla car sales with Optimus optimism

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Re: automotive regulatory credits

I wish I was dumb enough to have $45M to waste every month

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

automotive regulatory credits

So he receives nearly $1Bn in brown envelopes eco-incentives from the government that he is actively trying to remove.

So he either expects the other lot to be more socialist when it comes to handing out brown envelopes eco-incentives. Or he is just so committed to the political ideals of small government and climate denial that he is prepared to pay $45M/month of his own money to strip his public company of $1Bn/year

Forget security – Google's reCAPTCHA v2 is exploiting users for profit

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Re: Corrections

It's been replaced by a system where you have to win a game of Mornington Crescent to prove you are human.

* Robots were banned from professional league play in 1842 under Babbage's 4rd law

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

How to allow only people who don't value their time and will do anything you ask, no matter how stupid and inconvenient - into your store

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Re: Just say no

>Try `man fsck` sometime.

Oor-err missus

ESA's meteorite bricks hit Lego stores, but don't get your wallet out just yet

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Re: Moon base made of moon LEGO

>Urine gets recycled in space. (As it does on Earth.)

Except in the UK where it just gets dumped in the sea

Won't people think of the environment and pee into their green bin ?

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Re: Only One?!?

It was in Wales = it's Welsh gold.

It's not like the 'real' stuff was made in Wales

I only have Supernova gold = much cooler

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

> I bet it still hurts like hell if you tread on one.

Presumably it hurts 1/6 as much on the moon

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Re: the result of research by scientists into constructing settlements on the lunar surface

Not wishing to fuel any conspiracy theories - but that does look like a model

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Re: Moon base made of moon LEGO

That was the problem with the British Mecanno moon base built in the 1950s

CrowdStrike blames a test software bug for that giant global mess it made

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Re: It worked on my machine!

>Use multiple different security vendors

We got hit by a ransomware again.

But I thought we had state-of-the-art security?

We do, 49% of the machines have Crowdstrike, 49% have MS-defender and one machine runs 'Super Number One Pyongyang security - Great Leader Edition"

So which one got ransom-wared ?

Kamala Harris has a long history with Silicon Valley that could help – or hurt

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Re: harris vs tech

>Not sure breaking up facebook would be in the power of the presidency.

To misquote Uncle Joe: "How many divisions has the Zuckerberg?"

Hong Kong becomes major hub for shipping banned tech to Iran, Russia

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

But China are our greatest friends and allies. We have been bending over backwards to maintain friendly trade relations with them - how could they stab us in the back like this !

EU gave CrowdStrike the keys to the Windows kernel, claims Microsoft

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Or Airbus's new military transport aircraft.

Engine management software loads new engine performance definition file, discovers that file is missing/corrupt/invalid (don't remember details) and decides to shut down engine management software. Shutting down all 4 engines and subsequently the airframe and the flight crew.

Engineers fix ESA's Gaia observatory from 1.5M kilometers away

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Sending a crew to fix the spacecraft isn't possible

That's why they launched it with Intern-On-Board technology.

They just sit there on their phone and wait to be told to turn it off-and-on-again

Cellebrite got into Trump shooter's Samsung device in just 40 minutes

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Re: Anything can be cracked given enough resource

> If this had been some average Joe from the street nobody would have cared.

Do we know that Trump was the target?

It would be the perfect murder. The focus of your dislike is a proponent of candidate X, you wait for him to go to an X party rally and shoot him. Various 3 letter agencies all run around looking for terrorists or anti-X activists, nobody investigates the neighbor of the poor innocent bystander.

Of course you have to be a good shot - unlike the guy that tried to kill JFK's driver in Dallas

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Re: You know...

>The number of gun murderers by criminals are not that high, and that’s the only part with lots of illegal guns.

If criminals are statistically so much safer with guns then we should restrict guns to only criminals

If you criminalize guns then only criminals would have guns - and that's safer for everyone

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Re: You know...

>You could ban all guns and that would solve everything just like it did in the UK.

No just restrict people to under 2 dozen automatic weapons and only one tactical nuke at a time

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Re: You know...

Because the were there ?

Personally I would be more interested in ways to stop him in advance than ways to discover his inner monologue afterwards

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Re: "Cracking of devices in this way isn't welcomed by manufacturers"

>bad actor spoofs law enforcement credentials

You mean a tabloid journalist buys law enforcement a drink.

Capgemini wins deal with UK tax collector worth up to £574M

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Re: Trickle

>Or do you think that anyone who works on a Government IT contract is "pond scum"?

Well not everyone, they do face recruitment difficulties and the water quality issues in the UK has made natural pond scum rarer

So many of the roles won't have been filled with genuine pond scum but will have had to be outsourced to less qualified aquatic contaminants

CrowdStrike shares sink as global IT outage savages systems worldwide

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Re: things that are running

On desktop and servers - yes

On embedded systems in anti-lock brakes, traffic lights, sewage systems and McDonalds ice cream machines - not so much

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Re: The fault's with Microsoft

>The box-ticking culture! How about, instead of ticking boxes, we start out recognising, evaluating and mitigating risks.

That sounds like a lot of work

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Re: The fault's with Microsoft

>They have "god-like" access to all the inner workings of an IT system

True, but we aren't talking wooly liberal CofE gods.

We are talking the ones with too many heads and limbs with extra teeth and decidedly non-noodly appendages

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Re: things that are running

2038 might still break Lucas electronics in an old Triumph

The trick is that they aren't actual using an OS with a clock - but still managed to make them fail in 2028 !

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Re: There's something familiar about all of this...

>I get to choose if I install them.

So if there is a zero day exploit that is going to ransomware your entire multinational - you want to leave it to each desktop user to decide if they know better than Microsoft about the fix ?

Nvidia's next Linux driver to be… just as open

Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

Re: Nvidia? Not for me.

>I suppose Nvidia must have a reason for keeping its cards close to its chest but in my case all that happened was that Nvidia lost o a long time customer.

Market forces.

NVidia, like almost every hardware maker, makes different products at different prices with fundamentally the same parts. This makes stuff cheaper for everyone - the components are cheaper in larger batches and the buyers of the higher end cards subsidise the mass market cheaper cards.

We used to have to buy the "professional" Quadro cards because they supported features like synchronised outputs. If there were open source drivers then someone would have enabled Quadro features on GFX cards, or enabled high end features on low end cards. The price of the lower cards would have to rise to maintain margins.

With AI super-monster-GPUs NVidia aren't crippling the H100 to make a cheaper version with the same chips, they are pushing every working chip out of the door. SO there is no need to restrict functions in software, improving your own drivers is just costing you money vs letting the community do it for you

Page: