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Cloudflare teams up with big browsers to help websites tell welcome from unwelcome visitors

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Re: Totally doomed

>'prove' that someone is a person

They aren't, they are just making it more likely to the extent that every user doesn't have to try and prove it to every website.

This user provably logged into Facebook/Google/a bank I trust, so I won't ask for their passport+retinal scan+blood sample to browse el'reg

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Re: Ah, Cloudflare

Presumably even bots refuse to use Win11

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Re: What we should really be aksing

The block any bot traffic that follows RFC 3514

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Re: Yet another ID grab.

>If only because worse is to come.

You are in the desert and see a turtle on it's back.... click on the squares showing only good things about your mother

Bold move, Cotton: Trump administration tells US techies it expects American quantum computer by 2028

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Re: Just before elections in 2028

Someone showed him a picture of the gold foil in the cryostat and the trump-Magpie gene kicked in.

Datacenters dip a toe back into waterborne computing despite obvious challenges

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Re: Ocean cooling ?

Coastline that isn't storm lashed desolate cliffs is likely occupied by the sort of houses that can afford lawyers to tie you up in environmental impact studies for centuries

Flat coastline with poor inhabitants that don't care about the environment and have access to offshore wind power. Sounds like Lincolnshire. Could Clacton become a center of AI ?

India and China are home to 2.9 billion people – and together they bought just 13 million PCs in Q1

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In other news

Poorer countries with younger population and very rates of mobile phone use don't buy desktops when desktop memory and storage prices go up 400%

Also sales of fridges to Eskimos continue to disappoint markets

Ukraine puts its Russian war trophies online for allies to pick apart

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Re: Boot on the other foot?

No but anybody in the military or defence industry would be banned from reading it, if it was above their security grade

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Re: A double loss

Assuming the overlap between el-reg and both Perun and theChieftain youtube channels is 100%, but if anyone hasn't seen Captured Russian Equipment in Ukraine

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Re: I quite fancy a MiG.

But you don't have to fly it. On the ground it's still a good way dealing with foxes

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Re: A double loss

The value in a lot of weapons contracts is the ongoing support and service. The more advanced the tech the more $$$

Ukraine could sell software services and hacks to customers of Russian kit and cut Moscow out of the profit

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That's not fair

We spend billions on spies (the Martini and Aston Martin bill alone) to try and get details of top secret Russian weapons, and these sneaky Ukrainians give them away for free.

Texas lassoes massive Microsoft datacenter – and 20 years of gas turbine emissions

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Re: Droughts are not going to be fun for anyone

So Texas is home to an almost limitless supply of pure natural genuine bullshit ?

Seems a pity to go to so much effort to manufacture the artificial kind

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Texas extracts taxes from the personal capital of the working bourgeoise and uses that money to subsidise the oil business in the state.

California has tax loop-holes for billionaire VCs and their companies allowing them to exploit the excess productivity of their workers.

I believe a chap called Karl M. had definitions for these two systems

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Re: Droughts are not going to be fun for anyone

Just classify the data centers as golf courses or almond farms

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Just an example of the superiority of state control of the means of the production rather than Californian free market capitalism.

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Re: Fascinating... how reality starts to converge towards those cyberpunk storylines ...

>From what I read, many of the rich AI bros are huge fans of this SF genre

I blame Roger Deakins, we used to have rainy Cyberpunk (to hide poor practical effects) now we get continual smog because it photographs beautifully

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> require a lot of people to move from Seattle to Texas which isn't going to go well

But Microsoft doesn't need people anymore, the AI can throw chairs

Canadian utility fesses up to data breach, but key details remain off-grid

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Not worried

Everyone in Canada lives in a giant igloo in Moosejaw and they're all called Rick

The memory crisis is getting so bad that even retro RAM prices are going to the Moon

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Re: Bring out your dead, urr, passing on, umm...

A couple of years ago I threw out 96 sticks of ECC dimms from a rack of servers we retired.

I thought they would be useful but nobody wanted them because they only go in the sort of kit that come with support contracts and official suppliers

As another UK prime minister bites the dust, a contradictory tech legacy remains

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Re: Squeezing the balloon

Like the plan for Tory Survivor:

We put Cameron, Boris and Farage on a deserted tropical island.

What and film them doing tasks for food ?

No. We just put ....

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Re: Death by taxes

Like Silvery or Goldy you mean ?

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Re: Squeezing the balloon

> headline friendly, sound bite rich solution.

Although the plans for the editor of the Daily Mail and the owner of Mumsnet to cage fight in front of parliament is a popular move.

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Re: Death by taxes

You can't say Starmer wasn't efficient though.

To have reversed 14 years of growth, prosperity, low taxes and improved services under the Tories in only 2 years to create the current economic Hellscape shows real power

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Re: Surprised, but the BBC is still showing the football ...

Just for entertainment value, they could swap commentators

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>My beloved UK friends, tell me WTF is going on there?

Imagine the USA but any member of congress could impeach the president on any given thursday

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Re: "Burnham has already spoken out against digital ID cards"

>From what I've heard, he's widely-mocked by many within Labour too, for shifting his principles and beliefs to suit his own career.

That's Labour's secret plan. Never have a leader that the Labour party members would allow as a leader.

It's the way in which they are Marxist, just Groucho not Karl.

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Re: Time (geddit!) for a new Reg unit?

She needed a job and hadn't done enough for Murdoch to get a Times column.

What's she going to do? Become the Messiah and bring peace to the middle-east?

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Re: Larry

Larry the cat for PM

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Re: Surely it's not that difficult

And that's the reason we have green bins on alternative Wednesday except during a full moon and so I'm voting Reform.

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But when you had the proprietor of the Sun and Daily Mail telling you who to vote for they at least had to think of their readership, it was almost democratic

Now you have any country with a defense budget that can afford a few $100k on targeted adspend can buy an election

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Re: Surely it's not that difficult

The government policy on Brexit is perfectly clear. So clear it's so transparent you can't even see it

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Surely it's not that difficult

All you have to do is appeal to Nazi Reform party members while keeping both the Hampstead labour party (Marxist-Leninist) and Hampstead labour party (Troskiest) happy. Fully support Israel and the USA while keeping Muslim voters.

Give pensioners everything they ask for and more and ensure house prices always go up while letting young people do better than their parents.

Invest to make Britain a powerhouse of global whatsit while reducing the deficit. Embrace next generation technology while building nothing anywhere near anybody

And all the while keep the Daily Mail and backbench MPs happy.

How dare you stop data loss – that's not your job!

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Re: Bah!

>It's a 13 amp fuse, well above the requirements

1, Onsite electricians are only allowed to use official parts officially supplied by stores

2, Stores only stock 13A fuses

3, Stores aren't allowed to order any more fuses until they've used all the ones in stock

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Re: Nearly caused a union walkout

>Fucking unions

Officially we are the Amalgamated Union of Street-Walkers, Ladies of the Night, Sex-Workers, Wheeltappers and Shunters and other Allied Trades

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Re: Nearly caused a union walkout

There are a lot of stupid reasons APT failed and all of them are a textbook of UK 70s industry.

But this story is about fun with unions

Even today there are railway commentators who think HS2 should only go ahead if all the construction is done in house by a new BR

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Re: Nearly caused a union walkout

That's the story of British Rail's Advanced Passenger Train. The unions were unhappy that it only had one driver and so there would be redundancies among the stokers.

So they refused to drive it. An engineer in the project moved the prototype back into the shop and all BR's drivers went on 48 hour strike that cost more than the entire APT project.

And that's why British railways have such excellent high speed trains and dominate the world's export markets.

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Re: I am guessing…

No they are just brilliant tacticians. They noticed that countries that lose a war, Germany, Japan, Vietnam etc all bounce back and do really well while those on the winning side, USSR, UK, Italy do less well.

So their Brexit plan to effectively declare war on themselves and lose is just brilliant

Inspired by musical greeting cards, DARPA demands tiny, cheap, self-modifying systems

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Tiny=Y Cheap=N

Pocket sized drone to scout around corners and only $125,000/piece

Microsoft tells Windows users to get ready for 26H2 – unless they're on 26H1

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Queries like 'utlook' can still find Outlook.

And they laughed at Microsoft's huge investment in Quantum Computers.

But now they have simple grep substring matches available for all.

Waymo hits the brakes after robotaxis keep missing the signs for freeway construction zones

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Re: Edge cases

<ob Clarkson> and the sat-nav just goes to Poland

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Re: We’re gonna need bigger cones!

AKA strategic potholes

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Re: Edge cases

Porsche return to their roots with the Cayenne King-Tiger edition

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Presumably the ability to field a suitably racist AI is what gives Musk's company a head start in the autonomous taxi capability ?

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Re: Driving Tests

It's impossible to do a lot of the driving that autonomous vehicles could do without breaking the law. There is no way to deliver to almost all restaurants / bars / small shops in the city without parking illegally.

In countries where the autonomous driving companies own the president you will have exceptions. In more "free-capitalism" jurisdictions it's going to be trickier, do the local Police / gangs have a QR code on the side of the robot delivery truck to receive their bribe / payoff ?

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Well challenging anyway ....

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Re: Driving Tests

They built this 20years ago in California for one of the DARPA challenge autonomous vehicle things.

Prof. Sebastian Thrun was explaining the problem was the traffic laws didn't have error conditions. If somebody was parked and to go around them meant crossing a solid line then the law said you had to wait there forever until it was clear, or if there was a stop sign and you couldn't see if the road was clear from the position of stop sign you were trapped.

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Re: Guess you haven't read articles / seen pictures

> where the construction workers are trying to direct traffic to

That's fine you can just ignore them as they aren't duly authorised traffic officers under the Traffic Management Act 2004

Had to do a test after they added a written exam.

Q: What 4 types people allowed to direct traffic ? (trick question - Traffic wardens aren't)

A: That's dumb, what about Fire Service, road construction etc.

No just those 4 types

Ok what about an Army checkpoint in N. Ireland? I'm supposed to just drive straight through because they aren't an authorised traffic officer ?

etc etc

I didn't do well in that class. Just like being in school.

Google told researcher 'Nice catch!' Then denied bug bounty for flaw it still hasn't fixed

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Re: Sell to the blackhats

But which blackhat?

What we need is an open online app to allow people to bid and trade vulnerabilities and bets derivatives contracts on them

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