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Google is a monopoly. The fix isn't obvious

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Re: Perhaps the buying and selling of businesses should be outlawed

>A major improvement could be made by simply banning all form of direct or indirect corporate lobbying, sadly this won't happen.

Leaving only churches, pressure groups, unions and politically motivated individuals to lobby for their desired outcome?

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Not sure regional Googles will work.

If you want to search for a company in California you go to Google.ca.USA and they get all the ad revenue for California domiciled companies.

It would also allow state Googles to be able to customise their search offerings to the local legal requirements

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You would think they could spin. We are a hostage to Apple, we have to pay them to be the search engine on iPhone or we will be blocked from the richest mobile users, this proves that Apple are the monopoly, we are victims

Disney claims agreeing to Disney+ terms waives man's right to sue over wife's death

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Re: Eternal T&Cs?

Waiting for an Amazon van to run down an Amazon customer....

Still waiting for a Pi 500 and wondering what do this summer?

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Re: Point

>Intel N100 is much better in almost every metric.

Well I got a Macbook air from a yard sale and it's better than an N100 so ner-ner-ne-ner-ner

Palo Alto Networks execs apologize for 'hostesses' dressed as lamps at Black Hat booth

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Re: When will oxygen become offensive ?

Perhaps being forced to write a network stack in COBOL would be sufficient punishment ?

(ps I'm assuming that an el'reg silver medalist got the sarcasm in my reply to the origin commenter)

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Re: When will oxygen become offensive ?

>What they don't understand is that the majority of black people in the US are not 100% African.

My understanding is that everyone everywhere is ultimately 100% African

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Re: When will oxygen become offensive ?

>and Kamala's ancestry is more Indian according to some comments)

Because her father was black but both of her mothers were Indian

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Re: Who in their right mind...?

Yes, I hadn't meant to throw any shade on their abilities

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Re: Who in their right mind...?

I think it's fair to say the person who thought this up was a significantly dimmer bulb than these two

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Re: Back to "booth babes", really?

I was a booth babe at a trade show

I was made to dress up in a skin-tight corporate polo shirt (to be fair most T-shirts are skin tight on me) and I was forced to answer questions all day from a bunch of stupid men

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>Because the models were paid handsomely and welcomed the work in these harsh economic times?

What about all the poor unemployed BOFHs who would also have welcomed the work having been laid-off from a FANG ?

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Re: When will oxygen become offensive ?

Exactly, PaloAlto networks make switches for TCP/IP = man's network protocol

If women want their own equal network protocol they can go and invent it themselves

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>On the other end, if the lamps were impersonated by 2 men wearing a suite nobody would have said a word.

Not sure they would have worn a full suite

Best would have been a pair of Uncle Festors - with the bulbs in their mouths

UK's 'electricity superhighway' gets green light just in time for AI to gobble it all up

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> a majestic steel giant holding wires aloft. A small price to pay for the benefits of mains electricity,

Also useful for containing Trolls

If the Scotland-Yorkshire line is built with them - then Lancastrian Trolls will be safely contained

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>Isn't the whole point of USB-C that it only has one plug size?

One identical plug, 50 different standards for the signal and power capability

For 2GW you might want to stay clear of Poundland cables

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>The trouble is, our energy system as a whole is still AC

Until it's all replaced by a new USB-C standard

I really want this new cable to have a massive USB-C plug at each end

Before we put half a million broadband satellites in orbit, anyone want to consider environmental effects?

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Re: Comparison to cars

But so far has launched only one into orbit - and that wasn't Earth orbit

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Re: They're going up one way or another

Less so than before - what exactly can the USA do to SpaceX?

Once upon a time it could stop US suppliers of advanced rocket parts to your little rocket company.

Now SpaceX can build it's own rockets in Mordor with European engineers, German machine tools, Taiwanese chips and Japanese chemicals and launch from Narnia There aren't many vital parts the USA can ITAR.

It could ban US customers from using SpaceX and force them into the monopoly priced arms of Boeing - but that would be effectively enforcing sanctions on itself (see Brexit) and leave US space customers in the wake of those foreigners with ever cheapening access to space

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Re: A Rare Rant from Me

They aren't a huge problem for optical astronomy, they are only visible when they are in sunlight - so only close to dawn and dusk

They are terrible for radio astronomy

Another concern is perhaps the ozone layer. We hand wavingly say 'space is big' and a couple of rockets can do anything. But these atmospheric layers are very sparse in terms of total mass of a chemical, with 1000s of launches dumping exhaust gas or manoeuvring fuel into a thin layer might be a concern

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Re: Environmental effects

It is if you can see them and know their orbits

Admittedly getting out a sextant and doing sightings is a little inconvenient if you're driving but it's fine in an airliner

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Re: Environmental effects

Of course if you knew the orbits of those new satellites you could potentially use sightings of them to determine your position - globally

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Depends on the orbit - Starlink are in a very low orbit and will deorbit quickly. Unless somebody deliberately blows one up and sends the debris higher.

By comparison there are around 65M shipping containers, with over half of them being in transit at any time. Somewhere >1000 are lost every year and these are a risk to sailors lives.

Surely we should ban international trade until the FTC does a study on them ?

IRS has loads of legacy IT, still has no firm plans to replace it

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Re: I may be too experienced in the world of IT...

> But then again, it is the IRS, whose specialty is unnecessary complication of all things.

With funding controlled by politicians, generally in opposition to the other lot of politicians currently in power, and fighting for re-election.

"Hello, I'm your candidate for Dunny-on-the-Wold and I was responsible for increasing funding for the IRS which allowed them to more effectively collect tax from you."

Is Lenovo a blind spot in US anti-China security measures?

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Re: Promise you won't smell no...

But if you're the owner of a financial news network and you are considering of a presidential bid - you might decide to report that all Chinese motherboards have hidden undetectable chips that communicate with China.

Nobody else managed to find any evidence of these ? That just shows how undetectable they are !

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Re: So, Lenovo will go the Huawei way

Michael Dell obviously hasn't contributed as much $$$ to $POLITICO as Tim Cook

US standards body proposes atomic clocks in lunar orbit to keep Moon time

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Single time zone for the moon

As long as we don't have to do daylight savings time - I'm not going to the moon to reset all the clocks twice a year

Elon Musk claims live Trump interview on X derailed by DDoS

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Re: Shelf life

How do you know I'm not a scantily clad lady ?

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Re: Shelf life

>Threads is so friendly and nice.

Well it certainly put a positive spin on life in Sheffield - I wonder if it increased tourism ?

SpaceX tries to wash away Texas pollution allegations

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Re: tit for tat riot/revolution comment

Yeah it's because "space" is completely barren and hostile environment where nothing that didn't evolutionarily adapt can survive!

I think that also applies to Texas

Cigarette break burned out a huge chunk of Africa's internet

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That's why you always lock the service engineer in the server room until everything works

Once everything works and you don't need him anymore - then you can negotiate for letting him out

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Re: False alarms also count as alarms

Boss I fscked up the DNS/PDC/ACL/virus_defn_files

Don't worry I have a backup

It's on a server, on the network......

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Re: Own up to it

>, four eyes etc

That's a bit ableist

Three eyes would have been enough (assuming a non-Norfolk configuration). Even two eyes, if they belonged to different brains

NASA mulls using SpaceX in 2025 to rescue Starliner pilots stuck on space station

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Re: A Parachute and a Pair of Asbestos Nickers?

I object to that. My father was an ape, as was my grandfather.

My great grandfather was an Australopithecus and great-great-grandfather was some sort of shrew.

I'm a Young Earth Evolutionist

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He's only providing a Boeing replacement bus service

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Re: The last time someone got stuck in orbit …

I thought he came back and discovered the apes had taken over ?

US elections have never been more secure, says CISA chief

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That's would help keep a lot of elderly voters away, we could also put the polls on top of mountains or just 100yards from a parking spot.

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Re: Solving the wrong problem?

>virtually every country now knows what they need to do to stop voting being hacked these days and observe every hacking effort.

Use cutting edge voting technology = paper + pencil + army of little old ladies counting ballots

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Solving the wrong problem?

So the ballot boxes and processes for counting are 100% cyber-secure - great

But certain single letter messaging sites sending you to voter registration pages that aren't actually registering you, just collecting your info for marketing - doesn't count because it's not 'election technology'

UK Royal Mint mining PCBs for precious metals in e-waste recovery effort

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>Welcome to the Living Language, where your language is defined by the vast majority of people who don't know how to speak it properly

Where this particular language is defined by the IUPAC committee on naming.

If we are now required to spell Sulfur with an F like some ignorant colonials - they can at least spell Aluminium properly (which they used to do until 1925 when somebody made a typo and refused to admit it)

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Re: Elsewhere

>Which then brings the question of if its worth doing at all. I dont know the answer but could reasonably be to not bother

Depends how much of the hidden costs you count.

Worth running the process to extract the value of gold = no

Worth it to reduce the amount of heavy metal waste going into landfill = yes

Worth it considering the amount of toxic waste solvents generated by the process = someone should check

There was a big deal about "mining" slag heaps for rare-earths with some interesting solvent mixtures. But the result was a small amount of rare-earths and a mountain sized slag heap now saturated with toxic solvents that had to be disposed of somehow.

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Re: news?

China and Russia are the biggest gold miners but Australia and Canada aren't far behind.

The world wouldn't exactly grind to a halt if Gold became scarcer

80 years ago, IBM gave Harvard University one of the world's earliest computers

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Re: addition problems in less than a second

The real skill is in the praying

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Re: addition problems in less than a second

You haven't done firmware updates by dialing a remote piece of kit, hitting the control key to get into reprogram mode, sending the new image as zmodem, typing the new init vector entry, hitting the get-out-of-program-mode control key, rebooting and praying.

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addition problems in less than a second

Doing updates must have taken forever

Anaconda puts the squeeze on data scientists now deemed to be terms-of-service violators

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Re: This is why we switched to conda-forge

>With PIP and Pypi (the official Python package manager and repo) now existing, most of the reasons for most users to use Anaconda have gone away.

One use of conda (that seems to be less well known) is to create conda environments.

You can have multiple separate python+libs installations that are completely isolated but simple and ligthweight compared to a Docker container / VM etc.

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Re: This is why we switched to conda-forge

We use miniconda in a medical devices corp.

You can mirror 'approved' packages to a local conda-forge and limit users to that repo.

It's also relatively trivial to build your own packages from source and then 'conda' package them

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Re: Impact on education?

Tell them to use miniconda. It's opensource, exactly the same process, and the same Spyder if you want it.

Raspberry Pi Pico 2 lands with (drum roll) RISC-V cores

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Risc-V milk duo

Is getting popular, one Risc-V core running Linux and a 2nd core doing real-time Arduino stuff on the same form factor as this for $10

Yes I bought a couple, played with them and put them in the drawer with the Pi-Picos until I think of an actual use

Boeing's Starliner proves better at torching cash than reaching orbit

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Re: Decision time

>Rubio would have been strapped to the floor of the Dragon

Better than being strapped to the roof

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