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FBI created a cryptocurrency so it could watch it being abused

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> most (if not all) crypto currencies are ponzi schemes and regulate them as such?

Because then they would be indistinguishable from a bunch of other financial instruments and the SEC or USSS or one of a dozen existing financial regulators would get them and the FBI wouldn't get the power/funding/cool of being the crypto regulator

The .io domain isn't going anywhere anytime soon amid treaty

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Armour not amour = important difference.

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So we invade France. That generally works well so long as you avoid armourous teenage girls

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Why do they get us ? They aren't us - they are barely even them !

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We could always invade some other island in the India ocean and make a new territory

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All 2 letter domains are limited to country domains only.

Even countries that aren't real - like us

Tesla's big reveal: Steering-wheel-free Robotaxi will charge wirelessly

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Re: Suitable for driving only on a billiard table

They will be confined to an area of the city that has specially prepared wooden roadway, along with a charging infrastructure consisting of an overhead wire grid where that cars will charge via an advanced metal rod.

The production design will have large plastic bumpers in case of collisions with other cars

You have issues with 'Issues' always being called 'Issues' in Jira, so Atlassian now allows them to be called ‘Tasks’

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Re: There are already tasks in Jira

Shall we run up the flag pole and see how our alignment matrix synergises ?

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Re: There are already tasks in Jira

That could be upsetting to people who are allergic to kittens or whose cat has died.

We need to have a continuously changing background of positive words about our dialogue with stakeholders

UK Regulatory Innovation Office vows to slash red tape – but we've heard it all before

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Re: DO we need another regulatory body

They will be overseen by a new Office of Regulatory Regulation

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Re: DO we need another regulatory body

But everything else in Yes Minister was just a joke, right ?

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Re: DO we need another regulatory body

I thought Jim Hacker's Dept of Administrative Affairs was supposed to be satire?

Missing Thunderbirds footage found in British garden shed

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Re: Recovering lost films from collectors is an interesting subject

IIRC a lot of the black and white footage was wiped as part of union/contract negotiation

The broadcasters paid more for colour and the actors/creators/etc wanted to be paid the same increased rates for their old B&W stuff.

The Beeb argued that B&W was now worthless and so there should be little or no fee for rebroadcast - to demonstrate their point they wiped/destroyed a lot of old content.

There was also an increasing fee with each subsequent re-broadcast, so showing older content was increasingly expensive. And all this was before any idea you could sell content directly to consumers

A year after taking on Intel's NUC mini-PCs, Asus says it's ready to improve them

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Re: They'd better get a move on

Intel will also give you enterprise grade delivery and timescale support guarantees

I need to know I can buy this model for X years and be given Y years notice of a change.

I don't get that buying clones on Aliexpress

Another big advantage of Intel - when you combine the NUC into a product and go to TUV/UL/etc they aren't going to argue with the Intels approval stickers.

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Re: More is less

Kiosks have apparently changed people's orders.

Men are ordering 2xburgers because they wanted 2 burgers but didn't want to say that to a cashier and look greedy or deal with the whole "2 burgers, but only one drink?" questions.

It has led to redesigning the meal deals

Linus Torvalds declares war on the passive voice

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Re: Also known as the "police report" voice

An "officer involved shooting"

An officer got shot

An officer shot the suspect

An officer shot a bystander

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Re: War declared on passive voice by project leadership

And don't start "verbing with stakeholders"

Cops love facial recognition, and withholding info on its use from the courts

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Re: False positives

Also add in that the training are on arrested suspects and the scans are on general public.

If for some unaccountable reason the proportion of black faces in the 'arrest' set was higher than in the general population it will bias the results.

Train a model on 50% horses 50% zebras and send it out into a field with one zebra and it's going to pick your 'suspect'

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Re: Seen it before

But that was because they were only used against tourists terrorists

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ED-209 trained only on uniform cop ID card photos sent onto the streets to find a white suspect disguised as a police officer

Harvard duo hacks Meta Ray-Bans to dox strangers on sight in seconds

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Re: Bally up

>The hoodie is the uniform of the criminal

Probably becoming true. It used to be the 3 piece suit but between SBF and the guy from WeWork - the hoodie wearers are probably responsible for more $$$ stolen than Wall St.

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Re: Brilliant!

I think Rules 1,3,5,7 are a bit problematic.

Rule 2 is apparently Australian govt policy

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Re: Just wait...

Not just technology. What about those freaks who can just recall the name of people they have met before ?

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Re: We'll all look like sirens...

>The t-shirts won't help at all with a tiny bit of human input to direct any confused facial recog toward your actual face.

Depends on the contents of the T-shirt !

Although programmers would only be able to identify other people from images of their shoes

Quantum computing dreamers face stock market reality check

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>They do Quantum Annealing. Whatever the hell that is...

Well it's how you anneal your Quantums init ?

You don't want to go around with raw Quantums, need to get em annealed if you want them to last.

If Dell's Qualcomm-powered Copilot+ PC is typical of the genre, other PCs are toast

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Re: Function keys on a touch bar?

>and is completely unmarked

It's clearly labeled in black on a black background and lights up black to tell you not to press it again

Either Dell's designers have eyes that respond to different wavelengths or they just don't have much imagination

TSMC and Amkor link up to bring advanced packaging stateside

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Re: Arizona

You need geological stability, but also no tornadoes, hurricanes or winter snow storms that take out your power and block roads.

You can't build in California because of nimbys, or anywhere on the east coast north of Washington because of old-money nimbys.

It also helps if you have a local workforce who don't still point in wonder at aeroplanes - or is nice enough you can lure educated workers there.

That leaves you with the sun-belt (and Texas if you have your own generator) or the pacific north-west

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Re: Relocation

That's why TSMC aren't moving anything advanced/vital to the USA/Eu - they are all packaging or similar post-processing steps.

AI’s energy appetite too big for Texas grid, regulators warn

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Re: Do I have this about right?

A bunch of modern day Robin Hooda are taking $ billions from VCs and redistributing it to home owners, BMW dealers, waiters, strippers and ultimately divorce lawyers across poor southern states

Submer dives into $55.5M funding to cool down hot-blooded AI datacenters

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Re: consume water ?

Recycles water while generating tropical rainforests

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consume water ?

"Some facilities also consume water as part of their cooling infrastructure, particularly those using evaporative cooling"

I think you'll find they recycle 100% of the water into natural clouds

DOJ, Microsoft seize 107 domains used in Russia's Star Blizzard phishing attacks

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Re: Literally the first six words of the article

Are "The US Department of Justice and"

So are the domains seized outside the US aswell ?

Two years after entering the graphics card game, Intel has nothing to show for it

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Re: I have one

They had an opportunity with OpenCL.

But nobody in the consortium really committed to it. They either secretly pushed their own propriety baremetal architecture to give themselves a commercial advantage or treat it as a box-ticking exercise to meet some purchasing requirement.

Whatever you think of NVidia (and CUDA) they did bet the company on GPU compute - before AI was a thing - and it paid off.

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Re: Approach

NVidia laughs at a 300W PSU

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Re: RE: two years, nothing to show, poor performers

>In the GPU field, Intel's problem seems to be one of commitment, not ability -

That was always Intel's problem.

They were an early member of OpenCL but never actually supported it to the point that it was usable as an alternative to CUDA

They were/are the monopolist in CPUs but can't seem to offer any sort of commitment to anything else

Satellite phones are coming, but users not happy to pay much extra for the capability

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Re: Only thing I care about is emergencies

The problem is that if they don't have customers willing to pay for regular satellite access so they are paying for all those satellites just for the free 911 calls.

Apple could do that because they paid a relatively small amount to Inmarsat just for the 911 calls and got a huge amount of press for "Wow the new iPhone is so advanced it can talk to satellites" it was just advertising spend

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Re: Only thing I care about is emergencies

The trouble with charging per call for emergencies is that there aren't many emergencies.

SPOT and the other emergency beacons charge $100/pa because they are very rarely used. If they only charged per-emergency they would have to charge $1000 per call to cover the same costs - and would be ripped in the media if they went after the poor victims for this.

Uncle Sam lends $1.5B to reignite Michigan nuclear plant in 2025

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Re: Up and atom!

>It helps that some of us have been here 10+ years though,

And not cured yet ?

Or at least eligible for parole

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Re: Options for public money

Wouldn't it be cheaper, and more free-market capitalism, to just pay individual voters ?

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Re: Clean energy?

> I can't see much capacity expansion in that country, and precious little opportunities where the world's largest or fastest growing population centres are.

What about a $1.5Bn investment in building new fjords in Michigan ?

I think they give a lovely baroque feel to a continent

UK's Arm-based Isambard 2 supercomputer powers off for good

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Re: So what's happening to the Isambard 2 hardware?

Typically not, they are specialised and the system as a whole needs a lot of custom power and cooling.

Unless you want it just as a museum piece it's probably cheaper to build and operate a new system.

In addition it may have export restrictions on who you can sell it to.

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Re: Average job 345 cores

>academic HPC facility is generally massively cheaper than buying a dozen nodes and 64 16GB DIMMs,

That's what changed over my using supercomputers career. When I started the mythical Cray was the only thing to run tasks beyond beyond the department Sun or VAX.

Then Linux+Alpha then Linux+Pentium Pro meant we built our own Beowulf clusters with shelves full of home made PCs and these were massively cheaper and fast - unless you had a single Fortran array that used Gbs (!) of memory and needed 400 cores to see all the data.

Interesting that massively multi-core ARM is swinging back to 'supercomputer' being the best bang/$

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Average job 345 cores

Unless this average somehow counts separate single core setup/test type tasks - this seems odd.

Why use <2% of a supercomputer for a job?

Wouldn't you just run that on a local workstation type machine?

Admittedly I'm very old, but in my day you only got to send jobs to the Cray that would be impossible on any other machine.

AT&T claims VMware by Broadcom offered it a 1,050 percent price rise

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Be a shame if no phone calls to those vendors routed over ATT's network

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Re: No sympathy

> I would not run infrastructure that important on software that's dependent on Dave in the basement keeping up to date.

<cough>openssl</cough >

US govt hiding top hurricane forecast model sparks outrage after deadly Helene

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Re: Am I reading this right

Because then customers and other insurance companies would be able to use the data to change purchases

If the model says that area X is going to be hit more/ less over the coming Y years then people can choose to buy more/less insurance. Paying for data is so the people setting the rates know this but the customers don't.

It wasn't necessarily time sensitive data about this particular event.

Ransomware forces hospital to turn away ambulances

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Re: Ransomware forces hospital to turn away ambulances

Presumably online fraud / people buying stupid crap on websites, is a bigger problem than tap card skimmers.

So giving people a card - but not telling them the card number might be a good security feature

Remote ID verification tech is often biased, bungling, and no good on its own

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Re: I hope that KKK certification didn't cost them too much

> just "white Caucasians" and "Others", isn't it...

Not as simple as that. It's "white Caucasians (not Irish)" and "Others"

UK Ministry of Defence gets into chipmaking game, buys gallium arsenide fab

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Re: Sensible

More along the lines of emulating Mao's "great leap forward'. With enough"will of the people" even a 3rd-world, isolated economy can be transformed into a major exporter - with functional trains.

You even get to keep a constant housing crisis

Personalized pop-up was funny for about a second, until it felt like stalking

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Suns had something similar

But incoming remote messages always showed up on the main workstation login window when the local user was logged in by a physical x-terminal (ask your grandmother)

So whatever her outgoing missives were sent to a remote boyfriend, his anatomically optimistic responses appeared on my screen

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