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FBI issues warning as crooks ramp up emergency data request scams

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Re: I think I see the problem

The FBI might publish a specimen letter but what if you receive one from the NSA? Or the NSA and Secret Service publish a helpline but you receive a warrant from the MMB?

With so many secretive security agencies, all threatening dire consequences....

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I think I see the problem

Step 1: Announce that to fight tourism terrorism, there is a Patriotic-Super-Double-Secret Letter that says you must cooperate with the authorities. You can't tell anyone about receiving this, can't question it and can't show it to a lawyer. We can't show you what a genuine letter looks like cos it's classified and if you don't immediately comply we will send your grandmother to Guantanamo and a SWAT team will shoot your dog.

Step 2. Act surprised when hackers send fake Patriotic-Super-Double-Secret letters to victims.

Air National Guardsman gets 15 years after splashing classified docs on Discord

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Re: First mistake

It's the room where you get your balls out, not where you have a bath

AMD grabs a quarter of x86 market with desktop gains, but server growth slows

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Re: Who's still wanting Intel chips?

That and Intel telling PC makers that if they sold AMD above some low end laptops they wouldn't get any Xeons or Intel gige chips for their servers

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Re: Who's still wanting Intel chips?

Yes, the company purchasing manager and their Dell account manager spend months going over the details of branch prediction microcode and the relative efficiency of L2 cache coherence in AMD vs Intel core design

And then everyone under the rank of management get a Latitude

I'm in charge of IT for our dept. I got asked how many VMs, how much storage and then a Dell model XYZ arrived to put in the rack. I never got asked what cpu I wanted

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Re: Who's still wanting Intel chips?

Most business are just buying Dell / Lenovo laptops

Corporate IT have approved Dell / Lenovo, purchasing have approved that staff grade X can have a model Y

It will run windows 11 and have 3 years of support

Nobody cares who made the CPU

Gang of monkeys escape South Carolina biomedical research facility

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Re: this isn't the first time such an incident has happened at the Alpha Genesis monkey farm

Hopefully the lock is fixed in Beta Genesis Monkey Farm

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Re: really?

That's why nobody in contact with small children ever gets a cold

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Re: Don't leave paperclips lying around

That's a click out of ook

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So they need the librarian ?

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phone rings:

Simon? It's Edgar, I have a new movie idea. Do you think Nick can do motion capture

Fujitsu does not trust Post Office in use of Horizon data in future third-party prosecutions

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Sorry, yes but the important point was that the data in the system couldn't be trusted and not because of any technical errors

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The Post Office could go in and edit them. That was the whole problem, somebody in a support call center could edit the live data in an accounting system

Intel: Our finances are in the toilet, we're laying off 15K, but the free coffee is back!

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Re: Is it decent?

Dehydrated water ?

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Re: Is it decent?

>The major difference between large companies and small ones is not that large companies bother having good office spaces and small ones don't

Large companies have fancy office buildings, cos ego + $ = architects

But smaller companies generally have nicer office conditions.

If I need to keep 4-5 programmers happy it makes sense to have motorised standing desks and $10K espresso machines while a company with 50K employees doesn't

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Re: Is it decent?

>They had soup and hot chocolate options and even Bovril.

But only one tap

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Given their recent technical woes

I'm not sure i'd be drinking the coffee

Also this is an American company doing lay-offs, I'd want somebody from HR to take a sip first

QNX 8 goes freeware – for non-commercial use

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Re: Yeah, no

Like I'm a hybrid athlete, I combine the number of limbs of an Olympic athlete with the physique.of a sofa.

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Re: Flop

>No one serious is going to invest their time in this.

Where do the cool kids go for a small RTOS in these modern times?

VxWorks don't return your calls unless you are NASA. Integrity requires you have your own Airforce.

Use a Linux and hope that with enough spare CPU anything is realtime-ish ?

Australia tells tots: No TikTok till you're 16... or X, Instagram and Facebook

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When I was young, and the world was 8bit, the only place to learn was hoping WHSmith had a magazine with some Basic you could type in.

Now school kids can play with the same OS that runs the world, watch computer-science lectures from the world's best universities and have online tutorials for every conceivable language/technology.

But we should probably stick to waiting until they're 16 and then have them learn how to draw flowcharts in A-level computer science

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And block them from stackoverflow and Reddit/r/Linux ?

Probably safest to ban them reading as well, some nasty stuff in those books.

Continuity of CHIPS and Science Act questioned in a Trump presidency

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Re: Trump does not care

With H1N1 I'm hoping they keep the churches and sportsball games open, and no vaccines for the Chickens - we don't want autistic chickens.

Also I read on Facebook that covering yourself in gasoline and smoking a cigar cures it.

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Good luck in your cool steampunk future

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Re: CHIPS

>give green cards to all the Taiwanese employees TSMC needs

Perhaps you haven't been following recent US politics?

Tech support world record? 8.5 seconds from seeing to fixing

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Apparently it does work for some laptops

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So a placebo tech support where the user rings up but never gets to talk to a tech and they never fix anything?

Our local fibre provider may have perfected this

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Note that the OpenVMS time display and manipulation routines allow for only 4 digits in the 'YEAR' field. We expect this to be corrected in a future release of OpenVMS sometime prior to 31-DEC-9999.

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Even in an environment full of moderately intelligent Space Telescope users, Sun have a giant monitor on top of a thin SparcV pizza box or later on top of a little IPC cube with only the SUN logo

Easy to mistake the monitor and the stand.

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Mostly "home" PCs a few years later. Makers assumed that home users wouldn't want the mess of power bars and cables under the table at home

Microsoft still not said anything about unexpected Windows Server 2025 installs

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Re: Don't give Musk ideas

IIRC there have already been lawsuits on the lines of "I bought the $$$$ super-ninja-turbo upgrade and when I came to sell, Tesla cancelled the package for the new owner"

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Ransomware

If you pay the crooks will they restore your old data and OS ?

Top 10 billionaires make nearly $64B in post-Trump election stock surge

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That's the nice thing about tariffs rather than a tax code. They are executive orders so can be tightly "focused".

Apple, thank you for the contribution, no tariff.

Google, ran ads for Kamala, tariff on Android

Tesla, no tariff. VW tariff

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Unless you need a way to avoid $25Bn in Capital gains tax while appearing to be holier than Carter

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Re: The only good news we'll get this week

With only a presidential salary, and complete control over the US economy, will he be able to improve on that ?

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Tesla are going to be in trouble.

The market of people who want an EV in USA and Europe now hate Musk

Truck driving MAGA are not swapping their F150 for a model 3

China is going to respond to the first tariffs with a ban.

Fortunately if he is made America's CEO, he will have to sell his $Bn of Tesla shares to avoid a conflict. It would be unfair to force him to pay tax so we need a law exempting government appointments from capital gains. So he gets to walk away from the trash fire for free.

Robots crush career opportunities for low-skilled workers

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Re: Here's your empty coke bottle...

But then the really rich AIs will develop a taste for that artisnal stuff made by authentic humans. Until other Ais get even more advanced and are able to replicate it

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Re: No. Just, no.

Menial jobs outside factories won't get replaced by robots.

Replacing 20 machinists with one $100K CNC mill or replacing 100 women with paintbrushes and a pot of Radium with a printer is quick cheap and easy.

Replacing a <minimum wage illegal immigrant babysitter with a $1M Tesla humanoid robot is not quite such an easy sell to 1000s of working families

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I for one, welcome our new AI robot overlords

Watchdog finds AI tools can be used unlawfully to filter candidates by race, gender

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Re: "he was turned down for every single one of the more than 100 jobs he applied for"

He's a slow reader

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They will need to hire a bunch more HR to monitor compliance with the AI

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Re: Think different

But knowing about rewinding tapes takes all those annoying young people out of the conversation

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Re: Don't worry people

I think that's unlikely.

No true patriotic American president is going to put ideology before money.

Government jobs will be open to all party members who pay $$ monthly subscription, half of which goes to the party leader. Promotion will naturally follow those who demonstrate their suitability by subscribing to the higher membership tiers

Flanked by Palantir and AWS, Anthropic's Claude marches into US defense intelligence

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Re: Unintended Consequences be the Greater Part of the Grand Masterly Unknown Unknown ‽

I for one welcome amanfromMars 1 and our new AI overlords

BOFH: Don't threaten us with a good time – ensure it

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We have an excess of non-privileged users, HR stopped us calling them incompetent

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Re: Warning...

No they banned the bard whose only job was to learn everyone's password and recite it back to them.

At least after he was promoted to manager

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Re: Lock it up in a box...

It does stop "intruder with clipboard wandering around like they are supposed to be there"

Just watch any Defcon talk about pen testing

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If you have a BOFH a lot of "death-in-service life cover" pays for the Friday night curry and beer, if a user chose to go too close.to a window.

Arecibo telescope might have failed because of weak sockets

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Re: Zinc spelting?

Zinc Spelting would be a good Bond villain name

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