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DOGE geek with Treasury payment system access now quits amid racist tweet claims

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Re: "You could not pay me to marry outside of my ethnicity"

The USA back in the 'good old days' when they were a nation of immigrants, allowed only white immigrants but had classes of white immigrant: British > German | Scandinavian > Irish | Italian > Greek > Slavic.

The term for Irish and Italian was something like lesser/inferior white nations (can't find exact text).

Of course in these modern enlightened times, the USA recognises all white Americans of european-stock people as equal.

(odd that the USA ordered ranking of peoples matched their level of irony, and yet the current population of Americans couldn't recognise irony if it came with a magnetic attached)

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Re: "You could not pay me to marry outside of my ethnicity"

>Define "woke".

Being forced to pretend that Italians are 'white'

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Interesting statistics

In the last hour everyone of my posts in the threads related to a former colony have received a down vote.

I do hope I haven't offended a bot !

spokoynoy nochi comrades.

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Re: "You could not pay me to marry outside of my ethnicity"

Or their parents did

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Re: Possible issue.

>The CIA bank their funds for covert ops in discreet places.

This is the USA of "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fame.

If they were in charge of naming missions it wouldn't have been "Overlord", it would have been "Operation invade Normandy on June 5th"

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Re: "You could not pay me to marry outside of my ethnicity"

Look, there are strong cultural ties within the Bigfoot community which makes it difficult to date Sasquatches

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Re: Nazi business this

Musk may wish to look up Ernst Röhm's career

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Re: Hello my SVR/FSB friends ... are you getting tired of writing this utter nonsense !!!

Or he is just an unpaid "edgy teen" in a basement in Basingstoke

That's the really clever trick, instead of having to train your own people, or spend years recruiting Oxbridge dons to groom candidates - you just point 4Chan at 100M idiots and play the odds.

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Yes those are all reasons for having USAID in the first place.

But it also applies to almost all the other recipients - so why single this program out ahead of feeding starving babies in the rest of Africa?

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I'm trying to work out the geo-strategic advantage to the USA of people not dying of AIDs in South Africa.

Cheaper diamonds ?

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Apart from 90% of the aid being required to be spent in the USA. Paying to send cheap food from American farmers destroys local competition and gives you a new market and a country that is now reliant on you for food.

Its worked since the Egyptian empire

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It's OK, she hates most Indians as well

SoftBank woos OpenAI with $40B, making Microsoft's $13B look quaint

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Re: eating rats…

Ketchup 3p extra

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So AI is officially dead?

Those whom the Gods would destroy - they first get massive investment from SoftBank

NASA solar mission data recovering after server room flood fiasco

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Re: Beware Murphy.

At least British researchers don't have to worry about such things.

All our server racks have pre-installed plastic buckets for when the flat roof leaks every time it rains

UK Home Office silent on alleged Apple backdoor order

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Re: This is the Home Office, not the government

> I (and colleagues) work to deliver the will of the secretary of state, no matter how misguided, malformed, or simply stupid their wishes are.

I was only following orders.

Although only orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters.”

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Re: What they're asking for is feasible

Except that only applies to locals.

When I go to China my phone still uploads to my own account (through my corporate VPN - I'm not stupid).

So this wouldn't keep out foreign terrorists phones from Ireland, North Korea or America - it would only allow the government to spy on their own citizens

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Drawing from traditional texts (the Beano and Dandy), then based on his screaming hysterics and total ineffectiveness I propose "Parkkeep Trump"

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Re: Amusing

I think the secret policy was leaked by the BBC in the 1970s

Sir Humphrey: Well, Minister, in practical terms we have the usual six options. One, do nothing. Two, issue a statement deploring the speech. Three, lodge an official protest. Four, cut off aid. Five, break off diplomatic relations; and six, declare war.

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Re: Same old labour...

The USA has a procedure where anything ordered in the last 100 (?) days of the outgoing president can be overturned by the new guy

Perhaps a policy where all laws in the last 'n' days before an election is inverted and then automatically becomes law if they lose .

It will certainly add an element of strategy to politics.

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Re: The cost is infinite

>They expect to complete Rishi Sunak's iCloud account in approximately five million years, then they'll start on Kier Starmer's if the law still exists then.

Remember when Trump's twitter password was "Maga2020"?

Rishi's is probably "I-heart emoji-Thatcher" and ironically so is Starmer's

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Now that we are in a post-expert society , government is no longer bound by the mundane laws of mathematics

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Now I'm confused.

If Kremlin bots are attacking Starmer - does that mean he is a socialist?

Does DOGE have what it takes to actually tackle billions in US govt IT spending?

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Re: Not about spending, all about access

>How better to get dirt on your favourite "enemies" t

You don't need to get dirt on your enemies if you can simply fire / arrest / convict them.

Democrats demand to know WTF is up with that DOGE server on OPM's network

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Re: Aren't Government employees neutral.

No, I'm pretty sure it was because of a failure of the people to fully embrace the vision of the Prime Minister(s) and his/her ineffable plan.

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Re: President Musk does not care

Imposes tariffs on Camberwick Green and invades Chigley

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Re: Aren't Government employees neutral.

Except being America it's a lot more Machiavellian than even the Labour party procedure and a lot more corrupt than even the Tories could arrange.

It's not one-member one-vote, you vote for delegates from each area but then there are super-delegates, and different states have different rules about who can vote and there are block votes (sort-of) and back-room deals for candidates to drop out in return for cabinet posts. Plus all the nefarious briefings and leaks to keep out undesirable candidates .

Since nobody normal takes any notice of this, it's important to get your name on the news cycle early. So whoever wins the first state wins. So there is a big fight to be the first state on the tour since the candidates all have to make promises about whatever local industry your state relies on.

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Re: Aren't Government employees neutral.

Look, I came here for an argument!

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Re: centralised power!!

The was a small fine but most annoying was having to get new plates with a new number.

But at least I got to keep the old plate and put it on the wall. Possibly the most American thing, after a gun.

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Re: centralised power!!

>Imagine trying to run a nationwide business when you need to follow 50 different sets of laws

It's much worse than that every 'city' (=postcode) has its on laws.

I got a ticket because my car didn't have a front license plate = allowed in Pasadena, but not 10 miles away.

We had a payload going to Houston for integration. Stuff flying into Houston airport could be cleared by a freight agent in Houston but the HW going be sea had to have a different agent because Houston's port is in Galveston and the Houston agent wasn't accredited in the different city.

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Re: The end is here

>Nostradamus only spoke of it once, in a letter meant for only his son

Nostradamus's shopping lists must have been awesome:

1 lb of potatoes

Watch out for someone running the red light outside Boots

12 eggs

2 pints milk

Lottery ticket

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Re: centralised power!!

>Things like Policing are firmly devolved

Please tell me that means criminals can make a break for the county line, a'la Dukes of Hazard!

It's 106 miles (170km) to Bielefeld, we've got a full tank of benzine, half a charge on our vape, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses....

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Re: Aren't Government employees neutral.

Until theregister introduces a CAPTCHA that keeps treasonous colonials off the site (probably based on Mornington crescent) we will have to rely on sarcasm

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You missed the step where it was all copied to a USB key to sort them in Excel on a Windows laptop = the vital part of any secured government IT operation.

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Re: The end is here

>the national air traffic control system is probably not something you want to mess with.

Surely it's what JavaScript was invented for ?

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Re: Aren't Government employees neutral.

In the European precedent, when the party got into power in March 1933 a lot of people suddenly found it advantageous to join - they were known as March Violets, because they suddenly popped up in spring.

There was even a black market in low number party memberships.

UK industry leaders unleash hurricane-grade scale for cyberattacks

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Re: Does this make sense?

>At least one handy number 1-5 to describe a complex series of events will help the tabloids to sell more headlines .

Wouldn't a series of letters be better ?

I think the Sun sequence is: A, B, C, D, DD, DDD

I was told to make backups, not test them. Why does that make you look so worried?

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Re: The only verified backup is one that you have restored from

Proper long term archiving = you buy a plot of land in the middle of nowhere and put up dirty great stone circles

If only we had a copy of the software to read them

Boeing, Boeing, burned: Over half a billion dollars by Starliner in 2024

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Re: It should be worse for them.

Particluarly worrying for the women astronaut up there who, after today's Nasa whitewashing, never existed.

women-astronauts-and-the-international-space-station

Dems want answers on national security risks posed by hiring freeze, DOGE probes

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Re: Move fast, break things, drains up.

The irony being that USAID is a way of tunneling subsidies to US farmers to dump cheap food on 3rd world countries, destroying the local agriculture. While propping up whichever dictator said the right things against Moscow and pro Nestle.

An organization that the left has been fuming against for decades.

There is still a better than evens chance that he defunds the DoD by accident and the USA unilaterally nuclear disarms when an intern deletes the DoE.

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Re: re: What could possibly go wrong?

Remember this is the USA.

Trump declares martial law and invades Taiwan. Meanwhile Vietnam invades America and wins

China invades Afghanistan, because it's their turn, and Israel annexes the Sudetenland

Agent P waxes lyrical about 14 years of systemd

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Re: Modular?

>As in RJ45 plug - when the weak plastic bit

So you're saying you preferred Token-Ring ?

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Re: "It's still maintained! But it's old,"

Although like most legacy hacks it cost a fortune to go back and document it

And we still aren't sure what 90% of the code does

Why UK Online Safety Act may not be safe for bloggers

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Re: VPN to connect the family "intranet"[1]

>local WI group

Didn't the WI get listed as a terrorist organisation after the Blair Impoliteness Incident?

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Re: First amendment ?

> scientific paper need to care about what the government recognises

You know the country that discovered nuclear fission and then tried to make a bomb without using any science from people whose ethnicity they disapproved of. Well they only got a silver medal in WWII

Or the country that based it's agriculture on genetics where the seeds would naturally improve by being properly educated in political economics, and then had a famine that killed 20M people

Robot dogs learn bomb disposal tricks in trials

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Re: IED disposal

Although if it's the Boston Dynamics version it probably falls over onto the bomb, setting it off

Veterans Affairs reboots Oracle health records project for $330M

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Re: Trumusk

I preferred DonElon

Oracle starts laying mines in JavaScript trademark battle

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We should be thankful that Oracle aren't persuing the trademark on 'Sun' so asiduously or we would enver get any nice weather

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