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TSMC's US builds won't make America great at chips again, says ex-Intel boss Gelsinger

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This is the guy that

Now runs a God focused AI company ?

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Re: Its not really healthy to be coming here as a foreigner just now

And the appropriate response is to stamp "refused" on the passport and put them back on the plane - not put them in solitary for months

Nuclear center must replace roof on 70-year-old lab so it can process radioactive waste

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Re: How the **** does it cost £1.5bn?

Isn't the plan to simply dump the paperwork in the river until you can walk across it?

A similar rules applies in aerospace, when the paperwork weighs more than the aeroplane - its good to fly

UK govt data people not 'technical,' says ex-Downing St data science head

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Re: SNARK to Maximum

Ah an "expert" then

US defense contractor cops to sloppy security, settles after infosec lead blows whistle

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Re: score of -142 for its implementation of NIST SP 800-171 security controls

> is it actually worth Morse fixing this?

Yes they are switching to Telegram

VMware sues Siemens for allegedly using unlicensed software

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Re: Burning it down

I think the plan is to extort all you can from the existing customers until they can switch to something else and then just milk a few large/government customers that can't switch because of reasons = standard model for a dead end business line

Revenge of the nerds: Teachers, professors sue to undo Trump science funding cuts

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Re: POTUS

>Now the UK has built aircraft carriers designed to carry the F35B

BAe built carriers for the BAe F35B program.

They have every right to do this, it's their government after all

God didn't have a plan for Gelsinger at Intel. Maybe there is one for his new gig, Gloo

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Loophole ?

bans on "unmarried heterosexual cohabitation."

So symmetrical-sex is good then ?

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Re: his favorite Bible verse and guiding principle is Colossians 3:23

It's easy for a camel to go through the eye of a needle - you just need enough delta P ( ie. Byford Dolphin)

Top Trump officials text secret Yemen airstrike plans to journo in Signal SNAFU

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Good promotion for signal

At least they didn't use Twitter

2 in 5 techies quit over inflexible workplace policies

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But if you're a manager you want the ones who are desperate and will do anything to keep the job. You don't want the 'difficult' independent in-demand ones

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Re: Interesting

>I believe there are serious efforts being made in the USA at the moment to allow a new dangerous virus to evolve -

We can just vaccinate the developers and keep them in their cages

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>I've quit without a net to save the stress and relied on my skills to be able to find something else.

That's the advantage of RTO as a stealth redundancy. You get rid of those type of people first

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We require all our developers to work outside the cloud data center we use.

Since we have global dynamic redundancy zones - this does require quite a lot of travel

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Re: No desks

You just need to get a bigger car and race the other employees to the office - it's just "market forces"

NASA rewrites Moon mission goals in quiet DEI retreat

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Re: Sunset of merit

>suitability for a mission?

The mission is purely to land a token crew on the moon.

60 years ago we proved we can land a crew of men on the moon, we even sent a golfer to the moon, it achieved nothing of any importance except a publicity win over the USSR

What else do you expect NASA to do as a publicity stunt today? Send a Tik-Toker?

You don't expect them to do something pointless like sending a robot scientific probe !

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Re: Nazi Rocket Scientists

Unfortunately their Nazi is not a rocket scientist and their rocket scientists aren't Nazis

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Re: Against racism and sexism

55 years after the first moon landing we don't seem to have made much progress in automated flight control systems that we still need a Neal Armstrong to pilot the craft

Obviously we have run out of Nazi rocket scientists. Perhaps we should recruit some of those Japanese chaps that landed a space probe on an asteroid and returned it safely.

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Re: Against racism and sexism

No you just have to be a square jawed Marine test pilot. The air force and navy had already had their turn in return for cooperation in Apollo. The USMC are the only ones left with square jawed test pilots.

You can even be a women or black (as long as you are Christian)

Ex-NSA boss: Election security focus helped dissuade increase in Russian meddling with US

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Re: Why meddle

The biggest threat to Europe is Russia (and America) - perhaps they should get China on side ?

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Re: Why meddle

>Russian propaganda has NEVER been negative about Trump

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake" Napoleon Bonaparte

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Why meddle

When you own the candidate ?

23andMe's genes not strong enough to avoid Chapter 11

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Re: Just don't!

The new rules being not to subpoena data but just to make up a customer, pay the $50 and submit the crime scene DNA.

Wait for a letter back saying "Hey! you may have a long lost twin" then find some parallel way to arrest the suspect and never mention the DNA match in court

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Re: The court will now oversee the sale of 23andMe's assets

Interview with a Welsh politician who had done one of these tests and it showed he was 2% Nigerian. Surprised that the clan Llywelyn had such an exotic background it was explained to him that actually it meant that a percentage of Nigerians owed their ancestry to some visiting Welsh men

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Re: The court will now oversee the sale of 23andMe's assets

Don't worry, you can always trust the capital markets and US legal system to do what's best for you regardless of cost to them

Weeks with a BBC Micro? Good enough to fix a mainframe, apparently

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Re: Start early !!!

>he's not allowed to say what he does.

He works for SAP, but tells everyone he's a drug dealer / child trafficker / kitten murderer

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Re: Power cycling bigger kit is not a hobby I would endorse

>> When I flush the toilet the lights dim

So fit a turbine in the waste pipe !

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Re: Power cycling bigger kit is not a hobby I would endorse

>WTH is this talk about Dyson left Europe?

They moved their HQ to Singapore and manufacturing to SE Asia. This was purely as a protest against the evil overbearing Eu bureaucrats and in no-way a tax scheme or a search for cheap labour

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Re: hot plug

> We kept it, and used the microwave oven as soft lighting by just opening the door.

If you overrode the door switch you could have used it for hard lighting aswell

Dept of Defense engineer took home top-secret docs, booked a fishing trip to Mexico – then the FBI showed up

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This is much more serious. It's likely this person can read

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Re: Bathroom

No he made the classic error that almost all criminals make of not appointing his own judge

Boeing's Starliner future uncertain as NASA weighs next steps

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Re: Boeing needs to learn from SpaceX's mistakes and failures

>SpaceX is in a unique situation with Starlink.

It is interesting that the only way that a move fast and break things, hyper-dynamic Silicon Valley focussed company can actually be viable is to be a vertical manufacture where you are your own best customer.

It's as if Amazon decided to build its own airfreighters and electric delivery trucks

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Re: I'd hesitate too

Pretty sure they were given SLS as a pork barrel project to cover up losses on another project. So they will definitely get another secret project to make up for this one, and for the various airliner "difficulties".

Possibly this is how we ultimately get flying cars

It looks like IBM is cutting jobs again, with Classic Cloud hit hard

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>I wonder what this will make the average age of an IBM employee?

HR: you know that onsite daycare we opened....

What if we put some screens and keyboard in there. ?

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Re: "Arvind Krishna has been very open about shifting labor focus to India"

You invade them, Empire-ize them, teach them English, educate them.

And this is how they repay you - by working more productively.

At least they don't beat you at Baseball

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It looks like IBM is cutting jobs again

Is it a weekday already ?

Trump fires Democrat FTC commissioners, presaging big tech policy shifts

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Re: Aside - Downvotes ???

I'm sorry I seem to have acquired your serial down-voter. I'll return them immediately

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Re: Reminds me of the old saying...

> A lot of people misusing something can break it for everybody.

Which is why the new US motto is: "this is why we can't have nice things'

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>"By the pow-ah of Presidential Overreach I declare these Supreme Court Cases null and void!"

That's ridiculous. What actually happens is that by the power of patronage, the supreme court agrees with whatever the president (*) says or does

(* Offer not valid with all presidents)

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>so what is the purpose of Capitol Building?

It's an easily recognised landmark for you and 1000 of your closest friends to meet up and express your disappointment at the result of an election ?

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Re: Trump administration are being sarcastic

>Orange jesus

Orange Cthulhu, please

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Re: a native born foreigner and the other one is a non-man

Well for someone working in the highest murder rate village in the world - his cleanup rate is impressive

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Re: Unfair headline

>What the fuck's a "native-born foreigner?"

I thought it sounded sufficiently Trumpian.

Not clear what a non-native birth would be - but you have to wonder how some of the administration were spawned

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Re: a native born foreigner and the other one is a non-man

I really don't think the Trump administration are being sarcastic

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Re: A Point of Order.

Admittedly he has had to start small but soon with the people behind him the Empire of Claxton on Sea will rise up and invade Europe

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Re: Defending Bad Businesses

You might be interested in our administration's new "job for life" program to be rolled out as part of operation "state's rights 2.0"

It allows lifetime unpaid internships for select groups and is vital to onshoring the cotten picking industries

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Unfair headline

They might not have been fired because they were democrats.

When one of them is a native born foreigner and the other one is a non-man

VA IT contract cancellation DOGE boasted about ... was due to end in 10 days anyway

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Re: What could possibly be done in the last 10 days of a multi-year contract anyway?

>I'd also suggest they'd miss out on a Last Day get together, where all involved individuals get together and (hopefully) celebrate a Job Well Done,

But these are military veterans in a country that worships military service. The cruelty is the point !

Do AI robo-authors qualify for copyright? It's still no, says appeals court

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Re: what about the prompt?

If somebody can just take and reuse the output of the "prompt artist" work because AI was used to generate it

Then can I take the output of anything that used a machine to generate it? Is only the source code copyright, not the generated executable

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