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Trump thinks we can make iPhones in the US just like China. Yeah, right

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Re: I don't see the issue.

"Won't somebody think of the Children!"

These children are mine.They should be on my train. They’re essential girls! Their fingers polish the inside of shell metal casings. How else am I to polish the inside of a 45-millimeter shell casing? You tell me. You tell me!” – Oskar Schindler

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Well obviously you first need peasants.

So you need

1, a total collapse of society,

2, followed by a revolution,

3, mass starvation,

4, a gradual rise from subsistence agriculture, through low cost manufacturing to finally being able to do the most trivial assembly steps on someone else's advanced products

This isn't the sort of thing we can organize overnight. Even step 1 is taking more than a month

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Re: Trump doesn't think

>The consumer will be hit with 30% on the final price not just the cost of the goods being imported.

That's just ridiculous. With all these price rises going around and inflation heating up you would be crazy not to also add a little something extra. 'take it to margin' as they say

Infosec experts fear China could retaliate against tariffs with a Typhoon attack

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Re: "impede US government decision making"

China's cunning plan is to do nothing

Nvidia paid $1M for Mar-a-Lago meal, US later scrapped AI chip export crackdown

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Re: The Swamp

At least Zimbabwe plays cricket, so there is hope for them

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Re: Updated Speech

Yes but if you buy a Nick Clegg or a Farage for cheap on Temu you are going to be disappointed.

Invest in a buy-it-for-life brand name American president. It may cost more but it makes you $bns

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Re: Updated Speech

I don't so much mind him being a crook, so much as him being such a cheap one.

$1M for Nvidia isn't even a days tea money

The Reg translates the letter in which Oracle kinda-sorta tells customers it was pwned

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Re: "Oracle completely destroyed their reputation this time"

As a positive or negative?

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Great Oracle Robbery

"I would like to make one thing clear at the very outset and that is, when you speak of a train robbery, this involved no loss of train, merely what I like to call the contents of the train, which were pilfered."

Peter Cook, Oracle spokesperson

OK great, UK is building loads of AI datacenters. How are we going to power that?

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Re: Hmm

But Corbyn failed to promise a glorious 5year PPI plan (in conjunction with party donor JCB) to boost state tractor production

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Re: Hmm

That's where the Conservatives could campaign around a promise to get rid of renewable energy, re-open the pits, resurrect the NCB and NUM and create an AI powered holographic Scargil

Vote Tory and support our glorious 5year plan for national coal power and shiny biceps

Brit universities told to keep up the world-class research with less cash

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Obviously it's not enough to just announce that the country will be a world leader in science, tech

You have to declare it!

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Re: More austerity in support of the corrupt Ukrainian government?

Does this mean we've stopped worrying the EU is about to invade?

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Re: @VicMortimer

>11000 from that top 1% have left the UK, leading to a tax loss equivalent to 500,000 average tax payers.

[citation needed] it wasn't an average cross-section of £75K earning doctors/dentists/tube-drivers that left the country. It was Russian/indian billionaires that moved their official residence to Portugal/BVI/Narnia and these people paid no tax.

The top 1% earners might contribute 29%tax, but the top 0.0001% contribute bugger-all

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Britain is the world's largest manufacturer of steam engines, and thanks to our austere R&D investment we remain the world's largest manufacture of steam engines a century later

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Fortunately the UK remains so welcoming to overseas students that it will reap the benefit of all those bright young things now scared away from Stamford, MIT, Colombia etc

Tariff-ied Framework pulls laptops, Keyboardio warns of keystroke sticker shock

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Re: So much winning

But at least we don't have those 6 trans athletes and we've nearly finished getting rid of all the women leaders in the armed forces

A few $TN is surely a small price to pay.

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It's their own fault

People should be buying entirely Made in America computers

EU may target US tech giants in tariff response

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Re: A good lesson ..

But Brexit is permanent, while at the midterms you can vote in the other lot and all will be forgiven and forgotten

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Re: "As a Microsoft shareholder, this kind of thing is not good"

>The top 10% of Americans own something like 90% of all the US stocks.

Apart from that study being a little "problematic" it was households not individuals and included the value of houses so what it really said was 10% of households in or near retirement with pensions and a house own 90% of stocks - mostly in their pension funds.

The next 50% still own something like $3Tn

So this isn't a few billionaires own all the stock so who cares - this is a lot of retirees have just had the futures cut by 25%. This is heading for a Mirror Pensioners type event for a lot of voters

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Because the market has a more detailed view of tariffs than the oval office.

Even if MSFT's costs of currently tariffed HW are small, there is scope for taxes/fines/tariffs on their service business from Europe and probably bans in China.

And they can see a future where calls to pivot off US platforms for open source or local alternatives are going to get a more sympathetic hearing.

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Re: Hmm

4. Country A, perfectly happy with their citizens reactions to both sets of tariffs - what are the peasants going to do? Vote for a black women ?

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Re: Hmm

> I bet you're not even married.

His wife was drafted to 'special military operation" if he does not post number one good meme on western internet - he will join her

Trump doubles down, vows to make Chinese imports even more expensive for Americans

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Re: Made-in-America Electric Vehicles

He thinks that if he is given the rights to all Ukrainian rare earths he can sell those rights for a profit. He doesn't have to care about the cost of extraction or refining - it's just a real estate deal. Same with Greenland.

If you get the land for free it's all profit

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Re: I bet

>Thankfully, the UK design does have a backstop against the PM misusing the military in that fashion.

What happens with all this cyber-drone stuff?

Is there a possibility, that with forces made up of the artisanal classes, we might not be able to rely on decent chaps putting the orders of the local squire above democracy

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Re: what's the deal with retaliatory tariffs?

> what am i missing?

The president can impose tariffs on his own without any voting or oversight

The president can decide which countries/companies get an exemption without explaining why

The president thinks a trade deficit = USA losing money

The president is a moron

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Re: I bet

>The legislature has the ability to restrict the actions he performs,

Do they?

If he makes executive orders, defunds departments he doesn't like, ignores judges and ultimately can deport US citizens with no trial - then what, other than SAC, restricts his actions ?

Please sir, may we have some Moore? Doesn't look that way

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The Register's fully sentient bio-brains

[Citation needed]

China hits back at America with retaliatory tariffs, export controls on rare earth minerals

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Re: Medium rare?

They don't have to be. If you have just been given the rights to the entire country for free, anything you can sell those mining rights for is pure profit

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Re: Medium rare?

Yes because everyone is richer if Americans work as programmers using AWS and buy cheap minerals from China.

So long as nobody does anything stupid to fsck-up gobal trade we all win.

But soon all those silicon valley intellectuals will become subsistence farmers just about raising enough food to feed themselves. Make America Medieval Again

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Re: Medium rare?

It's not so much that processing rare earths is too polluting for the USA but that it's not profitable

They are a minor byproduct of mining other metals, generally Nickel.

So the more nickel you mine (and the more rare-earth rich your ore) the more potential rare earths you have and the cheaper you might be able to obtain them

But then you have to make the decision to perhaps double the cost of your processing plant to extract a tiny % rare earths.

Is this worth it, based on global demand, cost of other suppliers, risk that other suppliers (cough China) could dump stock on the market, current tariffs and sanctions, future tariffs and sanctions...

And you have to do this at an existing mine that might be nearly tapped out with a few years of production left or plan to double the cost, and half the profitability, when making the business case for a new mine

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Re: It would be nice to have more manufacturing jobs here

But the little children, they yearn for the mines

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Re: It would be nice to have more manufacturing jobs here

There appears to be no shortage of employment in the >USA

There are millions of children and no mines for the to work in

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Can they do this ?

Didn't the President declare the executive statute of "no backsies" ?

US DoE wants developers to fast-track AI datacenters on its land

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Which is why they have to onshore vital resources not available domestically

We've all seen the consequences of the shortage of intelligence in the USA so its vital that artificial replacements are available as soon as possible

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And this time they aren't going to let a bunch of foreign scientists in

Ubuntu 25.04 beta takes flight – but this Plucky Puffin is still molting

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Trump fires NSA boss, deputy

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Re: Let's make American democracy a little more robust next time around. Please!!!

Canada can't ally with Australia. Cobra chickens + emus would wipe out humanity

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Re: Let's make American democracy a little more robust next time around. Please!!!

>I hope you Americans are now rethinking the God given mission to impose your flavour of democracy on the rest of the world?

Now it's Canada's turn to rule. Your politicians will have to pretend to speak French and you will all play hockey.

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Re: Dear Donald....

First rule of the dictators playbook - cripple the intelligence agencies, military and security apparatus you rely on by installing drunks/morons/unqualified tv personalities into all the command roles.

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Re: Thank you, Comrade

You really think President Putin is a puppet of China's ?

Wow - I would have thought that it would be another century before China is telling Russian assets what to do

Alan Turing Institute: UK can't handle a fight against AI-enabled crims

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Re: FFS ... have you still not realised and accepted what has happened

So we lure all the AIs into El'reg's comments and then round em up

EU: These are scary times – let's backdoor encryption!

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And there was no secret cooperation between the NSA / MMB and every tech company, telco and ISP because that would violate your constitutional rights - until Snowden leaked the Powerpoints

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Re: Untrustworthy

The play was a success but the audience were a failure

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Re: Puzzled.........

I think the Atlantic Editors are fairly educated. The magazine even has its own font !

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>and the government could ask Apple for my unencrypted data.

Or the government could just request an API to dencrypted access any of your 'encrypted' data whenever it wanted.

The encrypted data stays on Apple's servers and they don't hand over the keys

That way the Police save the hosting costs

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Re: Impossible

That's what happened in the UK when the law was imposed, a lot of groups emailed blocks of random numbers to the home secretary who would have to reveal their meaning to the Police.

But the government explained that the law only applied to people they wanted it to apply to.

Windows intros 365 Link, a black box that does nothing but connect to Microsoft's cloud

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>You can pick up a brand new fully functional PC for $349

Now deploy, secure, manage, update 5000 of them without needing any staff, go on I'll wait....

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Re: high-fidelity Microsoft Teams meetings

How does this simulate the 5min of updates and 3 reboots when you open the laptop for the teams meeting?

Mediatek wants to make Chromebooks more like Copilot+ PCs

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"Copying and pasting the AI agent's output is not education."

But it is apparently global economic planning

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