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Google goes cycling

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Can be done right

The google effort doesn't work very well yet - select 'by foot' here and it won't let you use any bridges - it insists you go miles out of your way to take the foot ferry across the harbour.

www.cyclevancouver.ubc.ca uses google data but also knows about roads with cycle lanes, cycle friendly 'major road avoiding' routes and best of all - it can calculate routes based on a maximum hill gradient.

Y2.01K hits Garmin satnav

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@Clock accuracy

GPS measures the difference between the very accurate clocks on each sataleite to get your position - it doesn't need it's own clock.

Except - the actual date is sent as a number of weeks since GPS started (about 1980) and then hours, mins etc. The GPS week field wrapped around just before Y2K.

they recently increased the number of bits sent in this field so my guess is that the Garmin is overflowing and interpreting this as a signed number

US spreads Web2.0rhea to Iran, Sudan, Cuba

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US tries to convince world that they're still relevant'

The problem is OFAC - a big, and badly organised, list of people/countries/organisations you aren't allowed to do business with. The penalties are pretty much unlimited fines and 7years in pound-you-in-the-a** federal prison.

The trouble is that 'do business with' is very badly defined.

So if you are a US ISP and you route an email from Spain to Cuba you could be in violation,

If you a US company that makes the cable that somebody in Spain uses to send an email to somebody in Cuba you could be in violation.

That's why you have to agree to those silly clauses about not exporting to Iraq when you download an update from Dell.

This is really an domestic thing to stop some redneck politician in nowheresville using it as a political tool to prosecute a company just to show how tough he is on commies/terrorists/redcoats etc

Employers call for end to Mickey Mouse degrees

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And you will be paying them more right?

So I leave with a physics/maths/CS degree and a US size loan.

I'm going to get paid US style salary to cover that?

Or the only degrees anyone is going to do is law/medicine/vet, who can afford to run up a 50K loan for an IT grad salary ?

Bing shies away from gay-as-day search results in Arab countries

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And in the US

I'm using it in Texas and it blocks evolution, science, global-warming, greenhouse....

MEPs told to vote or else as US data row deepens

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@Watch lists are routinely shared each way

There is a proposal to ban people on the no-fly list from planes crossing US airspace.

Unfortunately 80% of Canadian domestic flights are routed through US airspace.

So if you are a Canadian citizen, want to travel in Canada - and have the same name as say Edward Kennedy, Michael Mouse, Donald Duck or any of the other names on the list - you are in for a very very long drive.

Canon EOS 7D

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@12 minutes

Hitchcock's Rope?

A standard 1000ft mag of 35mm film at 24fps is just over 11minutes - so by shear chance Canon have it exactly right with Fat32

E-book buyers favour iPad over Kindle and co.

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Depends what they asked.

The majority are going to read them on laptops/netbooks that they already have - so don't count.

Personally I can't wait for the $85 coby laptop

'Severe' OpenSSL vuln busts public key crypto

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@OpenSSL

It is a software problem. The implementation of the algorithm leaks information about it's internal state if you inject a bit error, or stop the processing at a particular point.

It's a well known attack, it was done 10years ago against IBM crypto chips using radiation induced errors.

There are a bunch of well known security programming tricks to stop this, and the similar power load analysis attacks.

DARPA to build military App Store, battlefield 3G

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Nokia got there first

Didn't some Scandinavians do this years ago?

Drop a bunch of battery powered cell towers over the area, they mesh network themselves together and the troops just have Nokia/whoever cell phones to call in.

Cheap, quick, easy. And the amount of RF flying around from the towers meant the enemy couldn't tell if there were any actual troops in the area.

Of course a bit of a problem if your fire control is a call centre in Bombay: press 1 to request an airstrike - you are in a queue, your target is very important to us etc. meanwhile here is some music.....

PR outfit trumpets NHS deaths 'crisis management'

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@Birmingham?

Obviously they need to hire a better, and more expensive, PR firm to handle the negative media reaction to them hiring the previous PR firm !

US 'Anubis' stealth assassin robo-missile nearly ready

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Plan B

Ordinary off-the-shelf cruise missiles are only about $1M/each and work from 1500km away.

Replace the noisy explosive stuff in the front with a few bricks and you have approx the same level of collateral damage.

Ubuntu Lucid Lynx changes its spots

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So ...

Is it a good thing that the only reason to care about the latest Linux distribution is the new seasons colours?

I suppose it means that everything just works - you aren't waiting for a distro that finally supports Adaptec scsi cards or 100Base network, like 10years ago, - but it seems a bit depressing.

Russian Olympic boss walks plank

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A little unfair

The Russian team were very young, this was a throw-away games to give them experience so that they would be at their peak for the 2014 event.

Except the hockey players, who should have done better, but they aren't going to be in Sochi anyway - they all play in the NHL and the team's aren't about to give them 3weeks off to go and play for a bunch of commies.

How FBI, police busted massive botnet

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More than 190 countries

Are there more than 190 countries?

Especially ones with enough computers and internet connections for a botnet

Opera 10.50 goes from pre-alpha to final in 10 weeks

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Like the minimal new look

The new minimal toolbar look is fantastic on netbooks.

It's like chrome but with some control on your browsing.

One feature of the 10.xx opera. When you do a search with ^f and hit enter it searches google not your current page, you have to take your hands off to hit that little down arrow - or am I missing something?

DARPA wants military iPhone and Android apps

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@Ruggedised

@iPhone

The report was knocked together by an intern. For a 19year old intern, smart phone == iPhone.

The overall idea, of using some communications technology newer than 1945 is good, basing it on a locked down propriety hw platform from one company probably isn't.

US Navy SEALs' new airlock minisub - made in Blighty

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@good old fashioned british know how

You want stuff to survive in salt water - you have a choice between buying from a company in Aberdeen that does ROVs for the offshore oil industry, or an aerospace company in sunny California?

Sexy is as sexy does: UK.gov struggles with sexualisation

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Serious journalism

Hopefully these rules will only apply to ordinary people ?

Real journalists from Mr Murdoch's red topped mighty organ will still be able to publish pictures of Samantha 16, and her opinions on important topics of the day.

Samsung joins the Skype-TV crowd

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@Unbelievable

Skype doesn't route other people's calls through your computer (exactly what would be the point?) it can use networked computers as directory discovery servers (supernodes) but unless you are the only computer connected to a major internet feed in your country it ain't going to be you.

In major countries skype uses a set of dedicated login servers to handle the load - it isn't going to be using your TV as they UK's supernode.

ps what else where you using the CPU in your TV for anyway?

Microsoft: Oracle will take us back to 1970s hell

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@Umm..

They worked because they mostly did one thing.

You didn't have to worry about the new disc inserted popup message having a bug in it's gui theme that could hang the server.

Even MSFT recommend running each copy of SQLServer and each copy of Exchange on their own machine and not using the machine for anything else.

It's just that MS would also like you to have an expensive licence on the machine on your desktop aswell.

15 new suspects named in Hamas Dubai assassination

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Black Helicopters

Identity theft or 'borrowed'

Two obvious explanations - not sure which is more worrying as a Brit that lives abroad and travels a lot.

The ids of the Brits living in Isreal were borrowed. So a couple of inteligence agents turn up and ask if for the good of the country, god and whatever the Jewish equivalent of apple pie is - can we borrow your passport for the war on terror. After all your average Daily Mail reader would do this for MI5.

This means that the UK gov is going to start getting difficult about people that live abroad and hold dual nationality, perhaps limiting their British passports.

Or on holiday the airport swipes your biometric passport, copies all your details, takes a photo of you and your fingerprints - and files it away until they need to use an agent that is close enough to your description. What happens when Hamas gets a copy of your passport from a stopover in Dubai and uses it to send a hit team to London or Washington? Are MI5 going to be so understanding that it was identity theft?

British Library wants taxpayer to gobble the web

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This is the point of the British library

Would a historian today like to have the thoughts of the ordinary people at the Peterloo massacre rather than just the official reports of the general.

More upto date, the cabinet papers of the miners strike are going to be released in a few years, they are not going to tell you a lot. The postings of people in Barnsley on local websites and live tweets from Orgreave might tell you a bit more.

Or in the future historians are going to think , from official papers, that the NHS It system, Nimrod and the Eurofighter were all good ideas and everyone supported them. If they also had the comments from El' Reg they might think differently.

This is why serious libraries archive pulp novels alongside literature, you don't know when pulp fiction, like Dicken's, might become literature.

UK.gov IT minister makes open source gaffe over browsers

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@the Vikings are coming

It's a very good browser to use if you are developing websites.

It's about the most standards compliant browser, if it renders on Opera - it's correct.

It might not look correct on IE6 but if you design for the bugs in IE6 or 7 or 8 you have to redesign next year for the bugs in the next IE 7,8,9

Silicon Valley hypegasm for miracle shoebox powerplants

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Huge rise in electricity prices

If these worked and every home used them to generate electric from their gas supply then you would only need electricity at peak demand, or if they failed.

So the electric company couldn't balance selling cheap baseline load 90% of the time and peak expensive load for 10% - it would all be peak expensive load, so your electric cost/unit would have to go up 200%.

US unveils planet-hugging London embassy

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Moat

So that's not a moat and drawbridge to keep out the enemy (or car bombs) then - it's a symbol of the ocean that separates us?

VDI: Desktop problem obliterator?

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@Thin client

Yep, desktop hardware is so ridiculously cheap that you end up putting 80s supercomputers on the receptionist's desk and now somebody comes up with a 'solution' that offloads this onto expensive mainframes - sorry 'application servers'.

Twitter 'airport bomb hoax twit' charged

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@What a twat

He didn't make a bomb threat - he said the airport should be blown up.

If he said 'Ee i could bloody murder an Indian" would he be nicked for inciting racial hatred?

My gran regularly suggests that the local council should all be strung up - is she inciting mass murder?

Voda goes ultra-cheap with handsets for the developing world

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@Ideal

Nokia 1100, 20quid on PAYG, available for a tenner in every cashconverter.

B+W screen so it runs for a week, rubber keyboard that is almost waterproof and the only gadget is an LED torch in the end.

Only pain is they don't make a quadband, the US version is CDMA on Virgin PAYG

UK universities being broken by border control measures

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Subsidy

>MV

The overseas fees for our course are £17,018 plus £4,032 per year college fees.

The reason your fees aren't twice as much is these overseas students subsidising you - we couldn't afford to run our course (or dept) without overseas students.

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Law of unintended consequences

A cynical person might thing that civil servants and MPs have been having a little talk with their old universities (both of them) - who are concerned that people are coming to the UK to study at any UK university and diluting their little monopoly.

So introduce stronger tests that only a couple of universities meet (ok add in Imperial College - we need to train the next generation of Iraqi nuclear scientists) - and their foreign fee income goes back up.

Foreign objects in orifices a bigger killer than laptops

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@Legal Intervention?

Interestingly, 360 is exactly the estimated number killed by the Police + Garda + Army in 30 years of genuine terrorism in the UK - yet the US manage to do this per year without any real terrorists.

BAA poo-poos Bollywood star's pervscan printout put-on

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>USB

They do have USB portsand can save and transfer the images to external drives.

However this will only be used for training purposes and so you don't need to worry about it.

Cambridge Council denies iPad plan

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>iPalm Pilot

Can anyone do handwriting with a stylus on a touchscreen faster than they can type?

What's wrong with a 150quid HP mini netbook.

Flash drive so limited storage for dodgy downloads, has a keyboard and can run word/outlook etc and already plugs into their existing IT systems.

USB hack connects Droid to printers, video cams, and more

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off limits

>why spend time implementing what isn't needed commercially,

Because more often than not they go to extreme lengths to block something, inventing complex security solutions to stop you doing something reasonable that you would buy the device for.

Like Nintendo stopping me running Mplayer on the new Wii - when I would buy a second one if I could.

Apple blocking you using the iPhone as a 3G dongle is for the benefit of the carriers.

But if Android (or Apple) let me use a USB dongle there are a bunch of apps we currently run on Windows CE machines that I would switch to smart phones.

Canadian cops taser 'naked and agitated' man

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@the Taser saved this man's life

Yes,

If the guy doesn't feel any pain or fear - your chouices are to club him unconscious or shoot him.

Both of which are likely to lead to bad outcomes.

Tazer as an alternative to a bullet or fractured skull = good

Tazer as ana alternative to simpyl talking to someone = bad

Google forced to use humans to support Nexus One

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If Google

Cost of producing a copy of chrome<cost of building a phone

Remember - they aren't making any money from the phone, it's made by somebody else and sold by the networks. All google want is market share rather than per unit profits.

Google are quite happy for only developers to have the phone for the next year. They were handing them out for free at the dev conference last week.

Give it a year for the developers to work out the bugs and write lots of new apps - then gradually let the plebs buy them.

Google doppelgänger casts riddle over interwebs

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>concurrent connections to a host

But you would put them in the same domain.

The problem with this is that I don't want my browser downloading content from different domains on the same page.

Specifically if I'm reading a story from the reg i don't want anything from x10 or spam_adserver.com, more importantly if I think i'm on my bank's site because the logo is served from rbs.com I want to block the rest of the page if it is coming from dodgy_nigerian_scammer.com

If google start doing this nobody is going to be able to use simple adblockers - which is presumably what the worlds biggest ad server is aiming at

BAE broke bribery pledge, faked US arms-export applications

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Someone fill me in please..

Saab formed a joint company with BAe to sell the Viggen abroad - in order to take advantage of BAes extensive experience of global marketing ,<cough> it's supply of cash filled brown envelopes</cough>

Microscope-wielding boffins crack cordless phone crypto

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Really 20years

It hasn't taken 20years to crack the encryption.

It happens to have been 20years before somebody bothered to publish a conference paper on the attack.

We don't know who/when/if somebody has already cracked this.

Since the strength of the encryption relies on the secrecy of the algorithm the easiest way to have broken it isn't to mess about doing electron microscope analysis of the chips - it's to have paid somebody at a 3rd world DECT phone making company $100 to give you the details.

Europe moves to curtail US data snooping rights

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>US getting our banking details

BAe don't have to worry about that - GCHQ will already have handed over all the emails and phone calls about the contract to the US ahead of time.

They were caught doing this for a French Radar contract to Brazil 10years ago.

Extreme pr0n suspect has his internet access suspended

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Could catch on

Anyone accused of fraud won't be allowed to use money until the case comes to trial?

Motoring offences won't be allowed to use the streets?

Wales Audit Office boss sacked amidst laptop smut claims

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@Oh really

It depends - do you carry two laptops, two cell phones etc on all your business trips?

Blacklisted UK colleges take Border Agency to court

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@Student Visas

>courses that actually have some recognition with professional bodies and employers

Tricky:

A BSc in Vitalistic medicine with crystal healing by the university of Westminster is approved by the Association of Homeopaths (http://www.dcscience.net/?p=227)

Who approves a Physics Phd at Cambridge?

Chinese e-tailer lights up ciggie-lighter phone for smokers

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Clever marketing

When Nokia had all those exploding batteries - they should have just relaunched it as a campfire-starting outdoors survival phone.

Police have more than 10,000 ANPR cameras

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Barnsley

They are just planning ahead.

One day we will run out of Russian gas

Then we will have to go back to coal

Eventually there will be a strike

The police will want to be able to stop pickets

This time they can do it without having to stand around on the M1 in the cold.

Michael Dell snaps up Magnum photo archive

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Not stock

This is just the actual prints, the point of Magnum is that the photographers own the copyright.

He has just bought a set of pretty pictures to look at.

iPad forces operators to shave their SIMs

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@Makes sense

And storing them on the sim of a device that already has Gb of storage makes sense why?

So you can quickly transfer contact details to your other iPad by swapping the sims out?

UK suffers videogame 2009 sales blow

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Must be piracy

Sales rise, piracy is stopping them rising further

Sales for an obsolete console fall, must be due to piracy

Facebook re-write takes PHP to an enterprise past

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Seems completely sensible

>The company claimed it's cut the CPU use on its servers by up to 50 per cent

C++ the eco-friendly alternative !!

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