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Pumped-up radio telescope seeks new moniker

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ESO naming

Unlikely, it started out as a way to avoid political problems naming their telescopes - we need the name of an astronomer who was 60% German, 20% French, 10% Italian ....

But it has become a deliberate (if slightly tongue in cheek) ESO policy to give them deliberately nerdy names - it's even regarded as an example of a German sense of humour.

House of Marley Exodus headphones

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@Alternatively

Coming soon the new James Dean Porsche tuning kit produced by Dean's grandkids.

Leo DiCaprio slated to play Turing in biopic

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The Title?

He will hack the German's computer (passwd is HITLER) and cause it to self destruct in a large explosion then escape in a high speed chase through London in a mini to rescue the babe.

Dell signals Windows 8 fondleslab range

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Dell USP

I had never realised that heavy, ugly and poorly designed products were a brilliant Dell anti-theft innoivation!

They must have learnt that from GM

Man charged in nude celebrity hacking case

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Pretty smart really

Yesterdays ;actress-model-whatever' gets some tasteful 'art-shots' splashed around the web and her name on every news and web outlet, while at the same time being 'the victim' .

Were Prentiss and McCabe involved?

High Court: Computer simulations can get patent protection

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Re: Tricky

I was pointing out that while allowing any and all 'method patents' with a computer is ridiculous - there is a case to be made that a simulation is just as much an invention as a physical method.

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Tricky

The US system is ridiculous. You can take any process - like deciding to buy the cheaper can of baked beans, write "in a computer" and get a patent.

But the original ruling was like saying. You can take a drill bit, grind it in some rock and reinforce the bits that wear away - that's fine, it's a patent on a method of designing an optimal drill bit. But do the wearing away in a simulation and it's not patentable.

Or an F1 maker could pattern the process of relating drag to the design of a wing - if they did it in a windtunnel, but not if they did the experiments in a computer.

German states defend use of 'Federal Trojan'

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even though in principle it's no different to a wiretap

Assuming it's only applied to their own citizens in their own country.

Suppose you were an executive at a foreign company that competes with a German one, or you were bidding on a German project - you might want to be a little suspicious if your laptop is ever out of your sight on a trip to Germany.

Suppose you are a US defence contractor. You don't hand over your laptop to Chinese state security on a visit to China then plug it into your corporate lan - - well Germany just joined that list.

Scottish rats scoff optic fibre, take down broadband

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Simple solution

Since these are presumably Scottish rats - the additional measures consist of a healthy fruit and vegetable coating.

Windows 7 overtakes XP - finally

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Probably not yet

Given all the XP machines that are behind corporate firewalls, are being used as POS etc and not connected to the internet, or in embedded systems it seems that Windows7 probably isn't there yet.

Royal Navy halts Highlands GPS jamming

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Emergency beacons have GPS

The mandatory marine 406 Mhz emergency location beacons transmit their GPS coordinates to let rescuers know where you are - as do commercial systems like SPOT

Mobile industry fights San Fran 'carcinogen' labelling

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@Steve Brooks

I think that was rather my point about the difficult of doing large scale epidemiological studies in the general population!

It is the reason for those MPRII stickers you used to get on CRT monitors. The swedish did a study on miscarriage rates of VDU users. Supposedly they chose stock exchange traders as the heavy VDU user group and an Amish like sect that didn't use electricity as the non-VDU users! Not surprisingly they found a higher rate in the VDU users !

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@This may be obvious..

That's the problem - there is a correlation. More people are using mobile phones and more people are getting cancer. They are also living longer and getting more cancer screening.

If you compare heavy cell phone users for 30 years eg. Wall St traders with non-cell phone users, eg. Amish farmers you will find higher rates of cancer.

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Overwarnings are useless

The problem with the US and especially California's rules is that just about anything that might be a carcinogen gets the same "This facility contains chemicals found by the state of Ca to be hazardous...." warning.

It means that every office with laser printer toner or screen wipes has this displayed on the door. So you have no idea if the site really does contain something dangerous.

It's like putting "may contain peanut" on absolutely all products, because you can never know if there is a one in a billion chance that some particle of peanut got in there - the result is much MORE dangerous for anyone who is allergic, because they don't know what to avoid.

This Dianamania is a slur on Jobs

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Dr Craig Venter

The same one who took public funded genomics data for the human genome project sequenced the potentially profitable bits then patented them?

News of Steve Jobs' death causes market jitters

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Market experts

Jobs hasn't been running the company for > 1 year

He officially retired a couple of months ago

Everybody knew he was seriously ill and wasn't going to make a serious return to running Apple

How does his dying make the company suddenly worth 5% less?

Judge cracks down on Bayesian stats dodginess in court

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Bayesian

But all those examples, like the cot death, are from NOT using Bayesian.

Given that the chance of cot death isn't independent in two children with the same parental genes you need to use a Bayesian approach.

Using "proper" statistics is like saying that 1:4 people are chinese, my mum,dad and brother aren't - so I must be!

Gov to spread mobile masts to remote corners of Blighty

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@Just Thinking

The nice thing about cherry picking profitable areas is that it lets you have a choice of companies that can make money in niche. If they were required to service 100% of the country then only a single big player could afford to do that and you would have a choice of BT or BT.

It's the reason government IT contracts always go to the same few companies - the contract always requires them to supply everything from the desktop to the WAN infrastructure - and so gives it on a plate to IBM and co.

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Samsung reveals release for 5in tablet

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Market?

So this is a smartphone for people who don't want a phone?

What next? A BMW 0 series (without an engine) , for people who want a car radio but not a car?

Amazon fans order three Fires for every E Ink Kindle

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Tablet fans order three Fires ...

How many of the early adopters buying the Fire on launch day fancy rooting a cheap tablet vs how many are buying it to consume profitable Amazon content?

Google OUTBID on g.co.uk at auction

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why

if you own "g.co" why would you want a longer shortner ?

China's patent EXPLOSION could leave West behind

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That's a relief

I was concerned that our economy was going to be entirely wiped out by millions of highly trained Chinese engineers backed by 100millions cheap workers.

Now that they have decided to follow us into legal armagedon we are perfectly safe.

Belgian buccaneers invade Rockall

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Deja vu all over again

Filthy(*) foreigners invade worthless island that Daily Mail readers couldn't find on a map.

Unpopular Tory government looking for a boost in popularity.

BAe needing a sales boost

I bet Max Hastings is packing his Saville Row flak jacket.

* - Well they put mayonnaise on chips.

Electric plane-flinger for US and Royal navies doing well

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@Genuine confusion

>I'm still not sure exactly why it is we didn't go nuclear on the carriers

Because our masters at BAe/Thales want to be able to sell other carriers to tin pot little third world dictatorships after they have got the MOD to pay for all the R+D and tooling.

Unfortunately there is all sorts of red-tape involved in a US arms company like BAe selling nukes to valiant allies in the war on terror like Pakistan, Libya 2.0, etc. So they need them to be gas turbines.

Pandemonium as Microsoft AV nukes Chrome browser

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Warning: Visiting this site may harm your computer!

Microsoft.com certainly harmed mine.

MS names Nokia WinPho models in compo blunder

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Nokia phone names

I'm sure the reg readers can come up with some names.

N-foot-in-mouth

Nokia-suicide-note

N-Erloop

Don't bother with that degree, say IT pros

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feel a degree in COMPUTING is no longer valuable

It never was - of course they don't say that you still need a degree in maths / physics / engineering as well as being able to program

Celebrating the 55th anniversary of the hard disk

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There's nothing like nostalgia

When external 1Gb SCSI disk got below £1000 in the 90s we bought one for every Sparc workstation - imagine having all your data available all the time without having to use tapes!

I just bought a 2TB external drive for >$99 to keep movies on.

The odd bit is we are still using file systems designed around those original 1950s drives

NASA unveils its chosen Shuttle successor

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Business as usual

Take the most expensive and complicated bits of the existing shuttle (the SME) bolt them to the unsafe bit of the existing shuttle (the SRB) and hope.

Wonder which senators Pratt & Whitney Rocketdyne and Morton Thiokol own?

Microsoft bans all plugins from touchable IE10

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Plugins

I'm betting that Silverlight isn't a plugin because it's an integral part of the operating system? Same with word, powerpoint and PDF viewers

Did Bahraini activists closet anti-gay bus baron?

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@I'm curious...

If they are a monopoly then the rules are a little tighter.

If say you were the only company providing bus and train services in most of the country and decided that you would sell tickets to gays then it might be regarded more seriously than if the village shop stopped selling readers-husbands.

Apple preps MacBook Pro refresh

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The big question ...

What colour will it be?

TouchPad sales doubled after it was discontinued

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At $25?

Since quartering the price doubles the sales they should be reducing the price of the next stock to $25 - I think they may have found a new business model here (*).

* - although possibly one entitled:- who can go bust fastest

NASA offers space shuttle food and tiles to schools

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Space food?

So whats the difference to just buying regular M&Ms and putting them in a $20 costco vac bag sealer?

Other than these probably cost $1000/bag by the time Nasa is done with them.

Hunt: We'll slightly inconvenience pirate sites

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@Piracy

According to the 'creative geniuses' in the industry

It's illegal to copy a CD you own to your MP3 player, it's illegal to import a DVD from another country, it's illegal to play a DVD from another region. It's illegal to read a ebook out-loud to your child.

I just ignore the whole business - haven't bought any new music in 10years, it does mean I have missed out on Justin Beiber and Lady Gaga though

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Flagging sites in search

So instead of having to search for torrent/rar/mp3 etc you just have to select "show me only sites that I can download pirate content for free" as an official feature ?

This form of government crackdown could catch on.

Night clubs where you can buy drugs will be forced to announce it (and prices) on their advertising.

Pubs caught allowing underage drinking will be forced to include it on their pub signs

Anti-gay bus baron rages at being stuffed in Google closet

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Strangely effective

There must be something pretty attractive about this homosexuality business.

Schools attempt to promote 'community' leads to riots, years of say no to drugs in every lesson produces a cabinet that has more (ex-)drug users than a Grateful Dead concert, promoting healthy eating and exercise has lead to chicken nuggets and kids that can barely carry an LCD TV out of Dixons.

And yet all schools would have to do is mention that Alan Turing was guy and the entire youth of Britain would be turned in Julian Clary overnight.

MPs blast dole-office-online plans

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@not really

You only have to worry when they are full of German immigrants writing books on economics - that can lead to trouble

Hacker defaces Irish Catholic paper: 'Gotta love false hope'

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@Atheist Utopia

Stalin opposed religion, Stalin was bad

Therefore opposing religion is bad

Therefore religion is good

Therefore we should all worship the flying spaghetti monster. Isn't logic wonderful ?

Unisys gets 'stealthy' with secure virtual terminal

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And securely made

in china.

As is the keyboard that you are typing the super-secret unlike code on

Google tells Iranians: Change your Gmail password

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@Two Factor Authentication

" in that uses one-time passwords transmitted over mobile or land-line phones."

So to log in to Gmail from Iran (or China or the UK) you get a secure encrypted https session and this is secured by an in-the-clear text message sent over the Iranian state cell phone network by the Iranian state owned cell phone company to your handset ?

UK, US ink boffinry pact on laser fusion 'star power'

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Mushroom

Guide to fusion projects

ITER - . The 1960s design, conservative and you can't be blamed for backing it. Unlikely to lead to anything and mostly a big backhander to Eu engineering and construction companies. Costs $12Bn (8 months of Afghan tent A/C, or a carrier load of stealth fighters)

Wendelstein 7-X, a different kind of Tokomak - bloody difficult to build but more likely to work if you managed it . A good backup plan and only costs $1Bn

NIF - not at all a justification for keeping doing nuclear weapons research, no not at all. The funding from DoE, AWE and LLNL is just a coincidence. About as practical a solution as dropping bombs in front of a row of wind turbines. Cost - that's classified - although of course there are no links to anything secret, like designing nuclear weapons, no not at all.

End of UK local dialling in sight as numbers run out

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@Offcom - slamming the stable door since 1990

I don't think they studied maths.

We are running out of numbers - so we will prefix all numbers with an extra '1'

Oh dear that didn't help, lets try prefxing all the new numbers with a 2

...... and so on .....

Amazon to give up the fight in California

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@Huh?

It's the old "if you owe the bank $1000, you are in trouble - if you owe the bank $Bn, the bank is in trouble"

If you owe enough tax it's worth negotiating !

UK slashes red tape in apprenticeships scheme

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@I don't see what the problem is

>I hope the whole scheme is reasonably regulated.

I think the point is that the government just removed "the red tape" - ie any requirement to show that you are providing training.

So they have just announced to industry that you can hire 16-19 year olds for 2.50/hour and if you can't afford 2.50/hour they will pay it for you - just sign upto the scheme.

Now obviously it will mostly be companies like Rolls Royce, ARM and merchant banks who will be queuing up to offer real training to these kids - there is no way it will be used by lots of cleaning, french fry frying, and shelf stacking companies to replace their current workers with cheaper labour.

After all we are a modern skill based economy ruled by a far sighted and business friendly government.

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@Sweet weeping jesus

Yes most of them will just be used as cleaners until they get old enough for minimum wage - when they will be fired and replaced.

But outside the big city a lot of them will end up in construction of farming and with no HSE inspections required there will be accidents.

Doesn't matter what you are paying them, put a bunch of 16year olds together and give them a some tools to play with and they are going to have accidents.

Microsoft delivers 'copy Apple' Windows 8 message

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Developers Developers Developers

MSFT is too late to get all the cool kids on windows tablets - even Balmer's kids aren't clamoring for a Win8 phone to play minesweeper.

So most of these devices, like all win-ce are going to be used commercially and industrially. That's one place they can beat Apple and Android.

Try getting an expensive or restricted commercial app on appstore. Even if you are happy about giving Apple a 40% cut, or finding that only customers in the US could download it, having no way to attach an XYZ brand bar code reader or portable printer, then having your FDA approved medical note taking app rejected because there is no way to follow a patient on twitter or some other Apple style mandate.

Android is even better, if you don't mind coding for 57 different varieties and having an appstore that guarantees your app is pirated onto the chinese app store as soon as it's uploaded.

Dixons predicts Olympics will boost sales

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3D telly - marketing meets stupidity

Most of the 3D TVs are active shutter glasses. If you are already making 120hz set then it's already capable of 3D, just needs a firmware mod on the assembly line. Then you just have to get the punters to shell out for some glasses - which you can charge more for than the TV and finally make some margin.

Trouble is that longer term, conning people into paying 200quid for a 30quid pair of shutter glasses that need to be pointed straight at the set, need recharging every time you come to use them and are impossible to wear if you already have specs is going to put people off.

HP pops out all-in-one biz boxes

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Possibilities

If they made these things battery powered and had the option of an on-screen keyboard there might be quite a market for these with people that wanted an expensive way of pretending to do work on the move.

OFT boss: 'Google is fantastic and should be applauded'

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Web 2.0 effect

It used to be that the job of the regulator was to say how wonderfully spotlessly ethically pure the oil and defence companies were - it's nice to see that they are keeping up with new trends

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