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Educating Rory: Are BBC reporters unteachable?

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Re: I haven't heard any comment from any teachers

>There's not a lot you can do with a bit of knowledge of programming.

You can teach people how computers work, that they follow programs, how mistakes happen, that anything on a computer isn't automatically correct.

There's not a lot you can do in geography with a bit of knowledge of ox-bow lakes either.

Suspected freetloaders to face piracy letters in 2014

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Re: i demand free music and films

Here in Canada we pay a fee on blank CDs (about 20p/disc) - although strangely not on blank DVDs - but it's still illegal to do just about anything

The levy doesn't quite raise enough money to pay for the administration, so none has actually gone to the major artists. But it does apply to indie musicians - they have to pay the levy on the discs they try and sell at gigs !

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Re: If its so widespread AND illegal

>So if enough people want to do something, it should simply be legalised?

Obviously not - carried to extremes that would result in poor people and even women voting !

VC Horowitz: 'Why we only made $78m on $1bn Instagram sale'

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Re: Is this real money?

$300 Million Cash + 23M Facebook shares according to their SEC filing

'Attitudes to robot sex will change'

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The saviour of the British car industry

So the Italian built ones would be sleek, fast and beautiful but unreliable and require lots of maintenance,

The German ones would be powerful and efficient but soulless

The American ones would have a pair 4.8 liter V8 hemi funbags on the front but weigh 4tons

While the British ones would just leak oil.

Home Office 'technologically clueless' on web super-snoop law

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Communications Capabilities Coding Programme

Irish national telco gets 100 days to escape €4bn debt hell

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Ireland must have a fantastic system

4Bn euro for a population of 4million ?

So assuming all that debt went into providing services for it's customers they must have put a couple of grand into linking each household.

How is the service over there - do you get gigabit at home or did they skip that and go straight to fiber?

Microsoft to bake Windows 8 in three flavours

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As I a programmer

Can I ask what I program this in?

According to the announcement, the new developer platform is HTML5 + Javascript to bring a new buzzword-buzzword-buzzword to my Windows 8 applications

According to MSDN I use MSFT's latest attempt at their own version of C++ together with a bunch of COM components to program Metro. Oh joy - I really do miss 1991

WPF, their last new paradigm in modern GUI buzzword apparently doesn't run on Metro but will run in Desktop legacy mode. I think Silverlight will run as a browser plugin.

And who knows which of these also work on their smartphones - probably MFC and VBA ?

Windows 8 diet exposes Microsoft's weak ARM

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Win8 for PC or Tablets

So what do I run on my wonderful new Windows mobile phone?

I think that other computer company manages to make the same app work on their MP3 player, phone and tablet.

Pirates not to blame for Big Media's sales plunge

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Re: Respect

Betty White is the sister of Barry White - she's a soprano soul singer

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Re: Excellent article, but...

> Have you seen the prices on those goddamn' things?

Seen the sticker price on a Panaflex?

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Re: I disagree... on one (slightly OT) point

News out today www.blackmagic-design.com/products/blackmagiccinemacamera/

2.5K resolution for < $3K and a lot better workflow and usability than a Red or a Phantom or Arri

Nordic region, Ireland adopt new 'connected telly' standard

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Broadcast TV?

In other news - druids say a disagreement on the standards for stone circles could make it difficult for them to interoperate across europe.

Seriously - by the time this is ratified, they hit the market and the public is completely switched over to the new sets who is going to be watching national TV broadcasters?

Fanboys frolic on recyled rumours of Q3 iPad Mini debut

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Re: I don't understand

The iPhone is pricey because it includes a phone!

iPads are pricey because people will pay that and because bigger screens cost

A replacement for the ageing iPod touch priced at a point that stops anyone else entering the market sounds like good sense. And it drags in nice profitable appstore and iTunes customers who couldn't afford a $500 iPad and might be looking at Androids

Nokia on 'brink of failure', warns analyst

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Re: WP8 compatibility

Different in the small screen world - new releases of Windows CE regularly broke backwards compatibility

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Re: Costs too much :-(

I think this is MSFT's marketing tactics. Give away free Nokia hardware at Developer Shows, and then charge all the developers to use the free phone.

It's all in the wrist: E-ink smartwatch Pebble bags $2m

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Re: Too little, too late.

Precisely - why this isn't a watch.

The problem with a watch is that it only told the time, and you only needed to use it when you needed the time, which was less often than you used your phone.

Now that your phone demands your attention every 2secs for SMS, twitter updates, facebook pokes or all the other stuff those young people do nowadays with their social networking - you need a quick glance dashboard to manage all the data.

A wrist mounted display seems the ideal solution. It's a more rugged, cheaper, easier and more practical version of the google glasses.

Developer leaks Microsoft product plans for next two years

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Scoop

Microsoft will produce new versions of Office and IE.

The release dates are uncertain, the names are preliminary and there is no mention of features

I would also like to predict that next year's Derby will be won by a horse

Boeing plans super-secure Android smartphone for top echelons

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Microsoft can't even afford lobbyists?

I remember a few years ago when the NSA were developing a super secure version of Linux - it suddenly got canceled in favour of the American government being free to buy any of the wide range of commercial OSes available on PCs from a small patriotic company in Redmond.

Woz warns that patent palaver will stifle startups

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Re: Naive and wishful thinking....

I have an idea. What about some government office to manage and examine patents, staffed by experts in the field to judge whether the invention is obvious or has been done before and reject it. The application could also describe the implementation in such a way that somebody 'skilled in the art' could reproduce.

The same office, with technically proficient judges, could then asses any violations of the patent.

Alternatively you could leave it all upto who has the most lawyers and what a jury of 12 East Texans with nothing better to do that day, think

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Re: Wah?

When there are patents on "comparing online data and presenting a decision based on the data" or "collecting money for an online service" it's pretty difficult to use our new idea

Anyway - I have a patent on claiming that patents stifle innovation so Woz will have to pay up as soon as I can get to East texas

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Re: Apple made new products?

Yes but taking a tablet and make it a smoother user experience doesn't give a patent on the rectangle

Asda knocks out Kobo e-reader for £49

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Had one for a year

Paid $69 in the US.

Good points, easy to copy epub content, will read PDFs (although you need to do a lot of scrolling/zooming)

Bad points, SLOW,takes a couple of minutes to boot and another minute to reopen a book. Replaced it with a Sony PRC which wakes up and opens a book in seconds.

Rabid skunks attack US

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Re: Whatever.

But even so, it's a reasonable precaution that all visiting Americans be held in quarantine for 6 months

China blames web for gun smuggling crims

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Silly Chinese Govt

You always blame Terrorism and Child Porn for increased web surveillance

Lords give automatic smut censorship bill the once-over

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Re: This cant work

"produced solely or principally for the purpose of sexual arousal."

So if the image was produced solely for the purpose of making money or getting the z-list celeb some publicity it's OK?

SHOCK! FIFA 12 goalie does it doggy style with striker

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Whereas a cricketer would have taken 2days of foreplay before even taking their jumper off.

Busted in the US? 'Drop your trousers, sir'

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Re: And it makes it more dangerous for the police

Found the link to the story. He was put in the local police station holding cell was rather than prison, where the other inhabitants stole all his clothes before attacking him.

His point was that ( risk of detection * sentence) for cop killing is less than punishment for mouthing off to a traffic cop. So you should logically shoot the cop.

It's like the mandatory life sentences under "three strikes", if you face the same punishment for killing all the witnesses as you do for a minor theft - why not use a gun?

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And it makes it more dangerous for the police

There was a case a few years ago, an architect in a BMW made some remark to a cop when he was pulled over for speeding/busted light minor offence.

So the cop had him thrown in prison for the weekend, they took all his clothes before throwing him the general holding cell (or whatever it's called) where he was raped.

He was released without charge but while waiting for the results of the AIDS test he made the comment that if they were going to do this it was statistically safer for a driver to just shoot the police officer in the head as soon as they approached the car. Your chances of getting away with it are pretty good and if you are arrested for a speeding ticket you face a possible death sentence from your weekend in jail anyway.

Cable-cutting rogue engineer caused ultra fast broadband havoc

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Re: Lol

>Nice try by the defence. 617 = opportunistic?

Obviously just an example of the diligent hardworking meticulous nature of the Singaporean.

iPad app that lets mute kids speak menaced by patent lawsuit

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Speak For Yourself's $299 app

And I suspect "Speak For Yourself" will be suing when somebody makes a free app that does the same thing

TSA bars security guru from perv scanner testimony

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Re: Empty bottles are highly dangerous...

Surely you aren't allowed to take a young child on a plane?

Remember those safety-ads for car seats? The ones saying an un-restrained child had the energy of 100 charging bull elephants or some such rubbish. A small child could be hurled down the aisle of a plane as a weapon.

Of course a balastic small child could also be thrown to incapacitate a hijacker, which is why sky marshals are now present on many flights armed with a baby. When you next see a women with a crew cut, a mustache and badge breast feeding a child at an airport you will now why.

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Re: I don't really expect to see another successful airline hijacking in my lifetime.

There is an old military cliche that generals are always prepared for the last war.

I suspect the TSA is screening Japanese passengers arriving in Hawaii for any hidden torpedo bombers.

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Re: false security theatre

So the highly trained government security specialists at the screening with access to all the databases, high tech screening machines and so on, can't confirm that somebody is a pilot.

But when they walk upto the aircraft they are allowed to walk straight into the flight deck with perhaps an air hostess glancing at their badge?

Makes you wonder about the air marshals. "You can't take that gun through security". "I'm an air marshal" "Well we don't know that".

Actually in practice it's probably - "I'm an air marshal"

"Well then you can keep the gun but you have to take your shoes off and hand over any liquids"

What does the Titanic's sinking tell us about modern science?

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Of course if it had happened today then there would definitely be a committee formed to address the question of adding icebergs to the scheduled list of items to avoid in a statement of principles in navigational best practice.

In addition there would probably have been a new safety branding throughout the White Star line and, if the number of deaths was high enough, probably id card lanyards with a new "safety first" motto. If it was really considered serious then there might have been mouse mats.

UK.gov to unveil reborn, renamed net-snoop plans in Queen's Speech

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Re: Ship of Fools

It doesn't have zero effect.

Remember the last "we must fight the terrorists" data act? The one that was used by local councils to check which schools your kids should goto or who was letting their dogs crap in the park?

This same data is going to the same local councils. Complain about the potholes in the road and the council can do a quick check of which porn sites you have been visiting before writing you a letter suggesting you apologise before the list gets sent to your kids school or your employer.

Use the holy word of God to stay secure online, says bishop

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Re: I'm an atheist.

Depends - are you in the United Atheist Alliance, United Atheist League or the Allied Atheist Allegiance?

otherwise just use Hitch-Hikers or Monty Python

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Re: YwetfoysatfoydL2630ish

It's a pity all those quoting Leviticus 18:22 don't seem to remember that

Best Buy shuttering 50 stores, laying off staff in $800m cost slash

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Don't they have the internet at Harvard Business School?

Big box electronics stores are dead - deader than a parrot that's been run over by a steamroller while pining for the Fiords. Wake up guys, even my gran buys this stuff online!

Nobody is going to miss Dixons staff, $80 HDMI cables and attempts to sell $100 extended warranties on a MP3 player.

The only bit of Best Buy that made sense was Geek Squad, at least for the 99% of people that seem to be confused about which end of an HDMI cable to plug in the back.

A business based on Geek Squad type outfit charging you a fee to help you pick a TV online, sync with Amazon etc to be there when it's delivered, set it up for you and be there when it breaks - could work. Manufacturers could even bundle Geek squad instead of their own appalling service support.

Apple have figured this out, one of the reasons the 99% used to buy Apple computers was that they could go and get help from a person that had a reasonable chance of being able to actually help them.

Osborne+ and Schmidt+ say 'the internet' = 8.3 per cent of UK GDP

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Re: So

At least with this lot you only get pointless PR releases based on some imaginary info found on the internet - with the last lot you got wars

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Good news for the lorry drivers

Since pretty much 100% of imports and exports end up on a lorry at some point, and all the stuff going around the middle is on a lorry - then lorry drivers must contribute something like 300% of GDP. And so should be in for a lot of treasury-love come budget time.

Raspberry Pi supplier coughs to ship date delay glitch

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Re: This is a frickin' joke

Although to be fair, any outfit that picked rswww.com as its web site does need a visit from the clue fairy

A million TVs to go dark across London

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Re: South East News Bias ? - Nahhhhhh.......

At least we have decent chips in Yorkshire - not just McDs french fries.

High school student expelled for dropping F-bomb in tweet

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Re: sadly

If you are a front line police officer and feel threatened simply because a member of the public uses an anglo-saxon derived term rather than a latin alternative.

Perhaps it's time to consider a less demanding career - something in the tea shop waitress industry?

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Re: Seems he was inspired.....

Remember God hates German but loves Latin

Shit, Piss, Fuck = makes God cry

Fæces, Micturition, Copulation = doesn't bother God one tiny bit

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O. Land of the Freeeeeeee

Home of the fuckwit

Dotcom hike will net millions of bucks for Verisign, ICANN

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Re: Ahh, capitalism.

Because the Chinese it wouldn't be able to enforce the same level of control over online gambling, pornography and other naughty stuff on the internet that the US can.

Solar power towers overpower PV panels by 20X

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Re: Pointing down?

Reflection - cheap low efficency panels reflect some of the incoming light, especially at low angles of incidence. In this configuration any light that bounces off the main panel is absorbed by the

other.

If the signal is worth more than the detector it's a common way of making high efficiency photodiodes - putting a larger one facing back at the main receiver to catch any reflection losses.

Egypt ponders smut suppression

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See - the revolution worked

They threw out the military dictatorship and became a free western democracy - they are just trying to copy us.

Still if Rick Santorum loses he can always get a job in Egypt.

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