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IT distributors: The only people adding value to the world economy

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A solution for Parcelforce

"...is willing to pay more for these services than they cost to provide. This is the very definition of adding value."

If only they charged 10quid for leaving you the note saying that they rang the bell and ran away - the post office would be profitable.

Greene King pubs to offer free beer Wi-Fi

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Re: USA does free WiFi so much better

But look at the beer you have to drink!

Do you want Black Sheep and a login page or Miller and free wifi?

'Dated and cheesy' Aero ripped from Windows 8

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Re: If you want some sort of consistency with Windows

Except the makers conspire with MSFT to stop you

Server will only run signed drivers and the HW makers only supply 'server' drivers for their 'server' HW - that's why the same PC from DELL costs 2x as much on the server page

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New and intuitive

Personally I'm ready to welcome the new smartphone metaphor

There area couple of 1000 commands in one of the 3D modeling programs I use - it takes forever to find a little used function in the menus or toolbars.

Now that there will be a single intuitive and obvious touch gesture to select between optimising hole placement by tool path as opposed to tool change time my life will be much easier

What's copying your music really worth to you?

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Re: Format shifiting levies

In Canada there is a levy on all blank CDs to cover this.

In theory it goes to the artists based on all time record sales (so Bryan Adams and Celine Dion) - however the 25c/disk (!) doesn't cover the costs of the scheme so no money has been paid out.

But small local bands selling their own home made CDs do get to pay the levy on the blanks - so that's OK then.

Zuck weds self to lady friend in surprise ceremony

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Re: No matter what happens to the stock

Yep - always a good idea to marry a doctor

Pints under attack as Lord Howe demands metric-only UK

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Boffin

Re: litre of beer??

The litre isn't a proper MKS unit -you should ask for 1/1000 of a cubic metre of beer

HTC phones held up at US ports after Apple patent ban

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Re: I said it before...

It's not necessarily a HTC prove it is compliant it's more a case of - these foreign phones are doing bad things to a great American company, we might just have to take a look at all of them, that might take a few weeks/months etc.

Back in the day when Japan actually made stuff we would often get this - if there was some sort of issue with a Japanese competitor - our kit would sit on the docks waiting for some paperwork.

Virgin straps on phone masts for the flying upper classes

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I once used one of those back before mobiles.

I managed to get an operator somehow without putting in the credit card, then I get her to put the call on my ATT calling card (remember those!) without her knowing I was on a plane - then I couldn't think of anyone to call !

Spy under your car bonnet 'worth billions by 2016'

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Re: Before anyone says "here comes big brother"...

It will mean more running red lights.

There was a trial scheme in one town on this side of t'pond. Since they don't have detailed maps of speed limit zones it just tracked how often you braked hard.

More breaking = bad driver = lost your discount insurance rate.

So if a little old lady walks out into the road or a cyclist cuts across you - you have a split second to decide if the dent in the bonnet will be cheaper than the insurance hike.

Behind the lens of NASA's self-adapting ISS space telescope

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Re: Adapting adaptive optics

We used to use "active optics" for correcting mechanical effects and "adaptive" for correcting atmosphere - but now people use adaptive for both.

Adaptive optics doesn't really help for looking down into the atmosphere - but isn't as necessary. Standing at the bottom of the atmosphere looking up - any small change in refractive index turns into a big angle distance and so the image of a distant object moves a long way. Standing at the top of the atmosphere looking down - any movement of an atmosphere near the object has very little effect

In el'reg terms it's like putting your eye up close to a crinkled bathroom window and looking out vs pressing a body upto the glass and looking at it from a long way off.

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Re: Did you program any other space projects?

It's because they have a very "manned mission" mindset - you can't upload a new crew if you kill them with a bug.

The reason Apollo worked - in spite of the technology at the time - was that everything was tested and rehearsed to a ludicrous degree. But this attitude has continued as religous doctrine in everything they do.

I was involved with one of the original instruments on Hubble. Everything on it had to be "man rated", that made sense as far as not using toxic or hazardous propellants that an astronaut could come into contact with, but it extended to everything. We were restricted in comms chips to very low bandwidth designs that were man rated (ie apollo era) that severely restricted the science data.

One report put the build cost of Hubble at 300% of what it would have cost if had been made to launch on a rocket rather than the shuttle.

London's Oyster card website still down after 12-hour outage

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Wrong kind of packets

on the line ?

Study reveals high price of porn addiction

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lost their jobs or been in trouble with the law as a result of their addiction.

That's hardly the fault of the porn.

It's like saying that women earn less than men and black men are more likely to be arrested - and that's their fault for being female or black

Pirate stomping by Google et Cie won't work, says expert

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No it doesn't - that was shot down by an El'reg story last week

It was based on a claim that 7.2% of goods were bought over the internet.

That's like saying Staples contributes 50% of GDP because people's payslips come in envelopes.

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"accountable" for issuing "improper" takedown requests

But it seems accountable is just that the take down request has to be published.

So Microsoft will still send take-down requests for OpenOffice but they will be accountable - in that Reddit might get to find out !

Did dicky power supply silence climate-change probe Envisat?

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Re: recycle

But if you put the recycled satellite in the wrong blue box the galactic space council can get very nasty.

At last! A use for Blighty's phone-boxes: Free Wi-Fi hotspots

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Re: Why stop at phone boxes?

I'm guessing that the phone boxes have some sort of connection to a telecommunications infrastructure.

Of course they might be that they are using dialup.

Red faces abound as boffins build gamma ray lens

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Re: You are right, and not just X-rays but low gamma more than 20years ago

Not Fresnel lenses - they used a nested set of glancing incidence mirrors

The problem is that only a tiny region near the mirror has the correct angles for glancing incidence - so you make a mirror 1m diameter and you only get to use a few micron wide ring around it. So you have to stack lots of them like tubes and because the wavelength is so small they have to be polished to fantastic tolerances

They're called Wolter mirrors http://www.x-ray-optics.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=59&Itemid=71&lang=en#Wolter_optics

Apple orders 10in iPad, moles claim implausibly

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Re: our favourite fruit themed supplier

I need to work in some Yorkshire Rhubarb computer joke

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Repeat after me

Nobody cares about a slightly different sized iPad/iPhone/iWTF that might or might not be launched at some time in the future.

Is the entire IT journalism 'profession' being taken over by the people who used to write stories about 'has Paul McCartney got a girlfriend' from 1960s editions of Jackie magazine?

Queen unveils draft internet super-snoop bill - with clauses

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SSL/https mail is the reason for the bill - they can simply order Goolge or whoever to hand over the details from their end. Otherwise they could just tap the cables as they do now and not require any public legislation.

Of course if you used encrypted mail to some server in Iran or Pakistan or Columbia then they wouldn't have any power to compel those organisations to hand over the data, But what kind of UK user would bother having an account on a server like that?

Hated Visual Studio 11 beta in HIGH-ENERGY colour blast

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A cunning and subtle plan

They have distracted all the news stories and reviewers with the crap colours and then announced a fix with nice colours - there have been no stories about whether the compiler is any good.

Or how much of C++11 it implements or why it still manages so little of C99 ?

...and this is the rock solid principle on which the whole of the Corporation's Galaxy-wide success is founded - their fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their superficial design flaws.

SIRIUS CYBERNETICS CORPORATION

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ob HHGTTG quote

"When you press this black button on a black background a black sign lights up black to tell you that you pressed it"

Must have been built by a species whose eyes responded to different wavelengths - or they jsut didn't have any imagination.

Virgin Media site goes titsup in Pirate Bay payback attack

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Although if you want your MP to act on your letter - it's best to include a cheque for a couple of million quid as a 'loan' to the party.

Google's self-driving car snags first-ever license in Nevada

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Re: Only in Nevada

That was roughly the quote from the Nevada DMV boss in the press conference - something like "Nevada is pretty empty, we take risks and can look after ourselves"

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That's the first market that's been proposed in Germany.

A high speed HOV lane only for self drive cars with higher speed limits and much closer vehicle-vehicle distances. Idea is to get 4x as many cars on the same bit of tarmac without having to widen motorways

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I'm amazed

Nevada let them license a Prius !!!

It would never happen in Texas

Pirate island attracts more than 100 startup tenants

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Re: tax

It was intended to have tech workers who couldn't get US residency close enough to be able to make face-face meetings in Ca.

Since the US can stop any of them visiting the US from the boat, and VCs who were interested can just as easily travel to Europe/S.America etc then it's not clear that it makes sense.

It could be used by US citizens to 'live' there 6months of the year to be non-resident for tax - like London bankers. But the US is a lot less forgiving on this 'arrangement' than the UK - US citizens pay tax in the USA on their worldwide income, wherever they live. So if you are just going to lie about where you live - you might aswell just lie about your income anyway

Personally I think it's all either a pipedream AND/OR a way of trying to show up how stupid US immigration is.

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Exactly how do you get onboard?

Without going through US immigration?

It's a hell of a long helicopter flight from HK!

US gov boffins achieve speeds faster than light

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Re: Science fiction? Or reapplication of old news?

No it's been 'achieved' about every 10years since the invention of the laser.

The last lot was a nutty German prof who played a Mozart CD over the link.

MP blasts 'ineffective' games regulation

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Re: Ah yes.

SO just your basic politician then ?

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Simple solution

He shot a bunch of blue-eyed blonde scandanavians - right?

So all we have to do is to ensure that the victims are never portraide like this in violent video games.

Perhaps we could suggest that the baddies are always shown as darker skinned, bearded headress wearing foreign types?

Microsoft ejects DVD playback from Windows 8

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Re: removing IE would also help

It wasn't that which was illegal - it was MS lying to the court saying that IE was such an integral part of the OS that no other browser choice was possible after somebody demonstrated you could just delete a couple of dlls. When you are a monopoly supplier you tend to be noticed pulling this sort of thing.

The case started when MSFT blocked O'Reilly's competing web server on NT and claimed it was a fundamental OS design difference that stopped the workstation version handling more than 10 connections - before it was shown to be a single registry switch.

So it's really more like a car maker claiming that their cars can only be used with their brand of MP3 player and having a device that detects using an iPod near the car.

UK Border Agency servers go titsup, thousands grounded

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Re: Border Agency!

There are plans to open a second desk for the olympics - once Sharon gets back from her tea break.

Cameron hardens stance on UK web filth block

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What about page3 ?

i assume the super soar away Sun would be banned by default

Virgin Media cuts Pirate Bay access for millions of punters

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Re: Oh get real

And you don't think every other site on the Internet Watch Foundation naughty list will also get banned now?

What are you? Some sort of supporter of child pornography or something?

GCHQ's spy death riddle shines light on UK hacker war

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I spotted a Fed

Presumably they registered with a CIA email address, paid with a CIA credit card, asked for a receipt for a cup of coffee - for expenses - and turned up wearing a suit, dark glasses and driving a Escalade with dark windows.

MI5 agents would have been more inconspicuous, except that they would have tried to register with a telegraph address and been surprised to find that telephones no longer needed wires.

Microsoft kills Windows Live brand

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Re: Coming soon

Windows8 Live Cloud Skydrive Passport Interwebitubes .net

Although of course they wont actually register the ".net" domain to any of these names

Glider pilot 'swallowed camera memory' say plunge tragedy cops

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Re: Beggars belief....

It was off a mountain top surrounded by 200ft tall pine trees - like most of Vancouver - there was nowhere to land other than the official landing spot.

Facebook button triggers tidal wave of human organs

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Re: No bits please you're British

http://www.bloodservices.ca/centreapps/internet/uw_v502_mainengine.nsf/page/vCJD%20An%20Introduction

The US allows individual hospitals (or their credit cards) to make their own rule son transplants but , http://www.fda.gov/biologicsbloodvaccines/safetyavailability/bloodsafety/ucm095107.htm

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No bits please you're British

You can't be an organ (or blood) donor on t'other side of the Atlantic if you are a Brit - or even lived there.

Apparently we've all got mad cow disease - I tried to explain I was a chicken but it didn't help.

RIM shares take a bath after uninspiring BlackBerry 10 unwrap

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Re: Playbook

Just because they made it clear in the docs doesn't mean it wasn't bloody silly.

If Porsche launched a new SUV but admitted it didn't actually have an engine, and if you wanted to drive it, you had to tow it behind a 911.

Then they would get laughed at, even if they did mention a 0L V0 engine in the specs.

Want to be a better marksman? Play shooting games

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Just wait

when the mutant camels attack - then you will need us 80s kids to deal with them

Intel bakes palm-sized Core i5 NUC to rival Raspberry Pi

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And most of them run Windows.

Just checkout thedailywtf for billboards blue screenign or askign for driver updates

UK Ministry of Defence eyes GPS patent payoff

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Re: To fellow Americans

All it takes now is for a court in East Texas to find against the US DoD, for the British govt to stand up for the country and for the UK to enforce a judgement against the US military.

In other news the owners of the Titanic sue the iceberg for being in the way.

YouView: You're delayed - Sugar

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ob Dilbert quote:

Our new backup software isn't quite ready to ship.

All it does now is erase all your date

Unless you're on a network - then it erases everyone's data

Microsoft stuffs $300m into Nook, bolts B&N app to Windows 8

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Love the product placement

Don't know if it's just here in Canada - but all the stories about B+N and Nook on el' reg are surrounded by Kobo ads!

Investors circle Barnes & Noble as it plans Nook spin-off

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Or a better system - they pay $230 for the e-textbook but can't resell it at the end of the year. And with an electronic version next years edition can very quickly have all the page and question numbers changed so students can't use a previous one.

You can also produce homework questions that can only be answered by clicking a link in the ebook in case any students still try and get out of paying the publishers.

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Re: Paper Books are so 20th Century

Until Honda decide that you only have a license to use the software in your car's engine management system and can't resell it. Or that they will only service the car for the original owner and will expire servicing on cars more than 5years old and have design patents on the shape of each component to stop any third party spares.

Of course it would be ridiculous for an industry to behave like that to it's customers

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