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MI5 boss: Cyber spies, web-enabled crooks threaten UK economy

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Could be good news

In the 50s, 60s,70s when the USSR was the threat - MI5 seems to have been run by Soviet agents.

So now the head of MI5 is presumably either a member of Al Queada or a hacker - I think having a member of Anonymous in charge of the secret police is probably a better idea

US East, West Coasts face fast-rising sea levels

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Re: Fail - now available in smokeable form in glass pipes for your legislative pleasure!

But you can't believe the USGS - they claim that fossils are older than the bible.

Google brings HD sneezing pandas to UK: But why?

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Re: Remote = Extra Expense

Most people buying this already have a smart phone a tablet nearer than the remote.

Make the remote an app for an iPhone/iPad/Android and use the wifi in the box and you save 200quid on the remote

El Reg official units of measurement: Linguine, Jubs, Hiltons and all

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Re: A Big Thank You...

No - the universe isn't expanding that fast.

One worrying possibility, based on US fast food drinks is that the universe is contracting rapidly in some places.

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Re: A Big Thank You...

It's a well known among astrophysicists that the CurlyWurly has actually remained the same but the universe has expanded

Chinese 'nauts couple successfully without help of machines

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Re: What's this 'we' shit, Kemo Sabe?

'We' already are - we helped them develop their first telecoms sat because export restrictions wouldn't let us launch a Eu built sat on a Chinese rocket because it contained US components.

A bit like how we were banned from using Sharp/Toshiba LCDs in our computers in the 80s to protect our domestic LCD technology - good job the Japanese could never work out how to make laptops wasn't it ?

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Re: A little perpesctive here

It's not that easy - the technical challenges of making a decent cup of tea in free fall are considerable, but as soon as they are solved the UK's space program is back on track.

IIRC one of their earlier craft used a wooden heatsheild which suggests they have stolen plans of the Morris Traveller

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Re: ...to gently meet at thousands of miles an hour

But to catch up with something ahead of you in orbit you have to slow down (and go into a lower faster orbit).

To slow down you have to speed up backwards, to stop slowing down you need to drive forwards, every manouver you make uses fuel which changes the CofG of the vehicle, before you can start a burn you need another burn to slosh all the fuel to the bottom of the tank...and so on.....

So worse than parking a transit van with a broken wing mirror.

The Beatles Yellow Submarine restored

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And Ringo shot first !

Powering your iPad costs $1.36 per year

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She normally just makes me a sandwich

Are you a hot BABE in heels and a short skirt? SCIENCE is for YOU

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Are in Comp-Sci or E-Eng?

You might be being a bit picky !

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Re: In real life ...

Same in Italy and Spain - astronomy is a "girl's science".

There was a union protest at a conference at Rome University - the picket line was like a supermodel catwalk !

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Need a more realistic approach

Shots of happy smiling beautiful young people punting along the Cam and cut to shot of science student stuck in lab staring at computer screen.

Shots of HSBYP graduating and getting their sign-on bonus as management consultants and cut to shot of science student stuck in lab staring at screen for another 4-5years of PhD

Shots of HSBYP comparing their BMWs as you grind through a series of dead-end postdocs until you can apply for faculty jobs.

Then of course the future starts to get bleak....

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Re: In real life ...

"Studmuffins of DAMPT" isn't a calender anyone wants to see - trust me on this!

Office printers spew reams of garbage as 2-year-old Trojan runs wild

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Re: maybe...

I thought it could be an HP plot to sell more ink/toner carts

But: It wasn't a 300Mb download, it didn't put 47 icons in your systray, it didn't install any IE toolbars and it didn't keep directing you to an HP supplies page that was a 404

Amount of meat we eat will barely affect future climate change

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I came up with an even more efficient system.

Instead of growing plants and feeding them to cows who turn 99% of it into cow shit and 1% into meat - turn them into Hob-Nobs instead and eat those.

Ten... pieces of tat for Apple fanboys

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Re: I can just imagine

Although presumably it is multi-touch ?

Serco ate our IT supplier: Now what? – London boroughs

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Re: £44m+

It suggests that the councils actually got a good deal.

If the supplier is making less than £55M profit on a £440M government contract

Ex-Soviet space gunboats to be FOUND ON MOON

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No, the space spitfires got them all

Trust fined £225k for leaving patient files in abandoned hospital

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Re: Lunacy

I, the government, have no choice but to fine myself a large amount of money for my stupidity - frankly it's the only language I understand.

ARM unleashes 8-core Mali 450 GPU, heads down both forks in road

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Re: Don't be so sure.

Unless the next gaming rig is just 10,000 cores in an NVidia GPU and an arm at the corner to handle reading the disk.

Ludicrously lucky teen survives spear through brain

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The temptation

"The temptation if you don't have experience with these things is, 'Oh well, pull it out' "

I would have thought the temptation would be to run around screaming and then call an ambulance.

Top US Senator to Apple, Google: 'Curb your spy planes'

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Note to marketing

Describing anything as military-grade makes you sound like a retard

Although mil-spec garibaldi "Biscuits, fruit-filled (pack of 6)" are still delicious

British Waterways charity mapping data handed to Google for free

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Cycle route

The Google maps cycle routes here will take you miles out of your way to use an "official" cycle route and doesn't know which bits of the freeway you can/can't cycle on.

Although the local uni has a cycle trip planner site based on Google maps that can trade distance/steepness and does a reasonable job

Surface: Because Microsoft does so well making hardware?

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Dear Mr Corporate

Please don't rush out and buy iPads for everyone - we will have a cool toy soon

Love MSFT

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MSFT should just buy Vizio

It's perfectly possible to be an American company building everything in Asia and still have excellent design - without being Apple. You just have to talk to your suppliers slightly more than just requesting a quote and complaining when something is late

Fatties are 'destroying the world'

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A long term breeding program ?

Instead of starving children into being short we could just breed for thinner

If perhaps the typical slightly rotund programmer could be paired with an over skinny super-model the average size of the offspring could be reduced gradually.

I commend this idea to the house.

America's X-37B top-secret spaceplane returns to Earth

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Re: Has anyone considered the possibility...

Unless that's just what they want you to think

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Re: Gay?

I bet you are a Harley Riding fag !

iOS was SO much more valuable to Google than Android - until Maps

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Re: Hmm

>Androids out in the wild than iOS devices, so the revenue will be greater from Google's home grown OS

They don't get any money from makers of Android, they get money from Apple for bundling maps

You don't work for a bank do you ?

'Kindness of America' snapper shot himself in 'act of self-promotion'

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Re: Why the delay in filing charges? Come on people. Smarten Up!

If he didn't file a complaint, he simply said he had been shot then it's not his fault the police went in a tire screaming chase across the county.

It's like posting an essay on the internet saying Iraq might have WMD and then finding that somebody took it seriously and started a war.

Python wraps its coils around the enterprise

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Re: A scripting language vs. a low level language?

Python and Java/.Net operate in pretty much the same domain on the server. And they are all either pre-parsed p-code compilers or JITs with a VM anyway so they are all scripting languages

Korean telly factory power cut costs Samsung $30,000+ per second

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No it's just any old LCD fab, competing with lots of other cheap chinese LCD fabs in a market where everyone has already got a big LCD screen

Apple adds gay and lesbian icons to iOS 6 messaging

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Re: The post contains some characters we can’t support

el Reg draws the line at supporting women with bunny ears?

- just send them over here

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Re: Sales...

Since electricity is the work of Beelzebub I don't think that will be a problem.

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Re: @Tigra 07: My only question.... Point 2)

"...hanging around tall people will make you tall."

And being married to a woman hasn't made me always right

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Re: Strange story

That's going to take quite a complex icon to represent though !

US culture to spread worldwide by means of Kindle, not iPad

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Re: This is why it has to be amazon

Since they will be in American consulate type places and have content selected by the American equivalent of the British council - I don't think this is exactly part of a massive covert surveillance operation.

ie Somebody in Afghanistan is reading the Anarchist Cookbook or we have detected a user in London reading Das Kapital - send in the CIA

Windows Metro Maoist cadres reach desktop, pound it flat

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Overlapping windows are so 90s

If we went back to Windows1.0 on a tablet with a tilt sensor you could arrange all your windows by just shaking the tiles around - like those daft "arrange 15 numbers in a grid" toys.

.... runs off to patent office ...

Microsoft plots entry into tablet trade

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Not a realistic photo

The actual unit is going to have a 4" wide bezel in order to fit all the "Designed for Windows8", "Intel inside" "Trial office included", "With McAffee Antivirus" "Windows is kewl" etc stickers all over it.

Nokia's Great Software Cleansing scrubs off everything since the '90s

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Re: I wish they'd spin Trolltech back out

>But do they really want us to write proper apps on Windows? See Metro, WinRT.

I think their idea is to embrace and extend the idea of an App store - to just be Office365

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Re: I wish they'd spin Trolltech back out

Ironically Qt is your only real choice for developing desktop app in C++ on Windows.

So if MSFT sank Qt they are looking at no reasonable way to do proper apps on Windows

- no C++/CLR and WPF doesn't count as reasonable.

iPhone denies existence of Gibraltar, other bits of British empire

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How hard is it ?

You just need a checkbox for 'abroad'

Scots council: 9-yr-old lunch blogger was causing 'distress and harm'

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Photoshop

If this was Scotland wouldn't the cucumber be deep fried?

Anyway 5different colours on the lolly count as your 5 portions

Solar power can head out of the clouds says CSIRO

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Re: The other alternative...

Yes if you have enough PV to run your house.

But in Texas/Arizona/Ca etc most of the power demand is for AC, if you cut out all the cost and efficiency losses of power converters, safety cut-outs,feed-in tarrifs etc you could make a cheap and efficient enough system for everyone to use.

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Re: local limit

The other alternative is to wire most of the rooftop PV direct to the Air Conditioner.

Sun comes out, AC goes on, Sun goes in AC goes off.

Torvalds splits 2012 Millennium Technology Prize with gene scientist

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Re: not socialist

And conservative - in europe means a centre right party that believes in privatisation of utilities and in the US means someone who thinks electricity is the work of the devil

Wraps come off UK super-snooper draft plans

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Re: Yet Another Anonymous coward

Yes anyone with the intelligence of a 5year old and the moral standards of a tapeworm would see that the whole bill is crap - I'm just pointing out the dangers of "we only track the endpoints not the actual content"

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Re: Making lock-picking illegal ..

No, it's making doors illegal because some crooks open them

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Re: No Content of communication - Not accurate

Logging the content would actually be safer.

So it logs that you connected to 123.123.123.123. That server hosts KnittingPattern.com, but it also hosts NakedTherasaGorman.com and JihadWeekly.com - they just didn't record what you accessed.

It logs that you made a cellphone call to a certain number and somebody on their terrorist watch list made a call to the same number later. You were ordering a curry and somebody in their kitchen has a relative that's a bit naughty - but now you are logged as part of a terrorist network.

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