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Skype so sorry for sending that saucy IM to mum instead of pash

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Re: Gah

Especially because the Microsoft Lync app is simple, works great and is everything Skype used to be before they improved it.

On the other hand if this means that they will keep dancing kitten icons and facebook buttons out of Lync I'm all for it.

We'll punish crims faster... with lots of shiny new tech - minister

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Punish crims with IT projects

For minor crimes you would just get a couple of weeks installing exchange server, for hardened bad guys it would be setting up Oracle or BES and the really nasty ones would be forced to implement government IT projects

New UK immigration IT system late and £28m OVER BUDGET

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Seems reasonable

The government gets to announce a reduction in immigration and can save money by cancelling a failed project.

Giant super-laser passes 500 TRILLION watts

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LLNL's Titan laser did PetaWatt back in the 90s but it's pulses are much shorted and so carry much less energy. Power is energy/time so if you make time small enough you can make the power very very high

US deploys robot submarine armada against Iranian mines

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Re: All in one go

From a child hood spent studying the literature and cinematic output on this topic - it's obvious that any German submarine technology can be countered by an officer that looks like the captain out of TinTin and a couple of chirpy cockneys that unaccountably speak like an upper class dick van Dyke.

Microsoft to announce new Office version on Monday

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transformational release

That's a disappointment - I was hoping for a whole new paradigm

Sigma SD1 Merill 46Mp DSLR

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Re: Only the Foveon concept isn't particularly good

Not from a purely RGB data you can't

Imagine an object on the reddish end of green.

In a bayer chip the filters overlap, just like your eye's response, so it will record say 80%in green and 20% in red.

In the foveon (or a 3chipper) it will show up in the green data only - you could add some of this signal to the red, but you don't know if this object was blue-green, pure green or red-green so you don't know what percentage to add to simulate the leak.

NVIDIA Developer Zone, user forums plundered in hack attack

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Re: NVIDIA, Again

Or perhaps just any developer using the site.

Download anything, need a devzone sign up, which needs them to 'approve' your use.

Then download CUDA and that's a different cuda-zone signup, some feature needs the unreleased beta of NSight so you need to sign up for the parralels preview zone site

All these sites look identical - NVidia only have one web designer - but they all have separate logins AND the security rules (one uppercase, three klingon chars) are all different.

WikiWin: Icelandic court orders Visa to process WikiLeaks $$$

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Re: An important point missed

Somebody in the US govt had a quiet word with VISA etc and had them drop wikileaks.

Next greenpeace is objecting to some oil pipeline, better have them block greenpeace donations - the country needs that oil, and the ACLU is always causing trouble.

Ultimately "that democrat party isn't in the nations best interest" - so you end up with the next govt being decided by who Visa is supporting.

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Re: Here's a clue

And the country in question decides if those terms are reasonable. Especially if the companies are effectively a monopoly, that's why we have a monopolies commision.

Suppose for instance that Easjet, BA and Stena ferries decided, completely on business grounds, that they weren't going to carry any catholics from NI to GB - perfectly reasonable?

Yahoo! hack! leaks! 453,000! unencrypted passwords!

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Re: Ridiculous

I suspect it's becuase this is a separate system aquired when they bought the company, and the only way to connect between them is to have Yahoo's server login to this server with your username/passwd.

Not an excuse but possibly an explanantion

Move over Raspberry Pi, give kids a Radio Ham Pi - minister

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Re: Playing to the crowd

Tomorrow he is going to be at the association of washing machine manufacturers telling them how kids should be taking apart washing machines in school to see how they work.

Politicians are quantum - they only exist when they are being observed by the media

Anonymous vows to wipe web clean of child abuse scum

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Re: Again?

Since you can also get married at 16 you could be taking a picture of your legitimate child being born 9months later and be done for child porn!

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Re: create political and social pressure on these paedophile sites

Yes, so raising the profile does what exactly?

If the "authorities" weren't so backward and incompetent you would almost suspect that they were behind anonymous. Except that they would outsource it to Crapita and leave the details on a bus.

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>Report the sites and get them shut down through legitimate authorities

It's a site apparently hosted on a Russian server, whois lists a Liberian company with no details and it's connected by Tor - which legitimate authorites were you planning on calling?

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create political and social pressure on these paedophile sites

Because the problem is that MPs and tabloids don't really care about paedos?

How to screw LIBOR and alienate people

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Re: Interesting

>The problem is *which* firms to support ?

1, Banks - have to look after a chap. Old friends and everything

2, Defense companies - don't want to look weak in the tabloids. And they do a good line in non-execs when you retire.

3, Anything in a marginal constituency - at least tide them over till after the next election

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Re: The curious thing about all this.. (@Dominic Connor)

>>"they dressed the LIBOR swaps up as insurance to people who couldn't understand them"

> I force the seller to explain it to me in ways I can understand, and can evaluate with my simple spreadsheet models, and that I can hold them to legally in a way that's satisfactory to me, or

But in this case they sold you swaps as an insurance. eg. Buy this product and you are covered if LIBOR changes and your interest rate goes up. But the same people who sold you the insurance are able to rig the LIBOR rate.

It's as if the person selling you life insurance is also repairing your car's brakes

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They are buying and selling money - the price is the same made up number as buying and selling houses, gold, Van Gogh paintings or props from episodes of Star Trek.

You punt what you think people will pay, the only difference here is that there are only a few sellers and they all collude on the prices - just like LCDs, DRAM, CPUs, and everything else in computers.

RIM: Maybe we can't flog BlackBerrys, but would you like a jet?

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Or they could put a CEO in each and play chicken - a win whatever happens

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Before you buy

Remember that this Blackberry Jet (tm) can't actually fly unless tethered to a real jet.

Being a skinny is much more unhealthy than being fat – new study

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Re: Dracula?

>Anyone know what Lewis Page weighs?

Nothing, he is a semi-intelligent virus lurking in the Reg's computer system.

He is believed to have been created when a Mr Clarkson committed an indecent act with the sat-nav in a new BMW

Still - it's better than another story about $$$$ing iPads or the Olympics

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That's why I recently took up smoking - you are only 25% likely to die according to the government

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Re: "Study based on bollocks measurement proves I'm right"

Added to which, it's probably only abdominal fat (in men) that does any real harm. You can have moobs the size of $actress of the day$ but it's the love handles that kill you.

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Re: BMI is garbage

Bugger - I was only a couple of pies away from my goal!

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Re: Well, as a fatty...

It's easy to calculate how fat you are.

If you are at the pool and someone of the appropriate sex younger than you walks past - how much do you have to breath in?

Olympus MEG4.0 smart glasses will photoshop the REAL WORLD

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Re: The Distributed Camera

Not really - imagine a demo where everyone with specs might be recording any policeman and any little 'falling off the kerb accidents'. It won't be enough to merely nick anyone with a video camera at the start.

Global warming: It's GOOD for the environment

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Re: Plants like CO2? Really?

The majority of atmospheric oxygen is produced by algea living in the sea - not trees.

Would a few deg rise in sea temperatures do more harm than the increase in CO2 will help?

Dell seeks Linux fans to try cut-price Ubuntu Ultrabook

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Lost my Toshiba Tecra M4 convertible tablet thing to that.

Shuttleworth: Why Windows 8 made us ditch GPL Linux loader

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Re: I think it's time we let EU decide

And Microsoft says "Monopoly ? What monopoly ? We are the poor oppressed new entrants into a market dominated by Apple - you might want to go and look at Apple's open policies first"

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Re: But

>This whole article is talking about ARM systems NOT PCs - RTFA

No you RTFA. On ARM there is no choice - the signing process only allows a single key. The HW maker decided if they want that to be a Windows key and so allow Win8 or a user key to allow you to run what you want. But the decision is made at build time by the maker. You could try calling Foxconn and askign for your key to be built into a single tablet ....

On the PC you can have mutliple keys but the OS has to be signed by one of them. So you can buy a key from Microsoft or you can use your own. But if you use your own you can't tell anyone the secret - which the GPLv3 may require you to do.

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Re: Lowjacker

Not for the official trojan in the official battery - afterall there isn't much you can do to prevent the makers of the keyboard introducing a key logger!

But it does stop another virus infecting the battery in such a way that it gets to run at boot before any windows.OS anti-virus protection. And coincidentally this also protects Linux - if the battery replaced the bios code that is talking to the keyboard before Grub boots there isn't much your virus proof Linux can do about it.

UK is first class for train Wi-Fi in Europe

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Re: 100% wifi

To be fair it's not easy. You try walking alongside a train plugging the modem lead into the next phone socket as it moves at 3 or 4 mph, if that Mr Stephenson ever reaches the 30mph he claims his rocket can do it will be impossible,

Behind every great athlete is a nervous network engineer

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Re: Taxpayers rejoice!

Surely your forgetting the lasting sporting heritage that it will bring to a new generation of fit and healthy children who will cast aside burgers and x-box in favour of running and jumping at their school's sports field.

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Re: Roaming

How else will they watch the silly running and jumping from the queue at Heathrow ?

Apple 'fesses up: We broke App Store downloads

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Re: "We don't expect it to occur again."

Well they didn't expect it to happen the first time, they haven't changed anything so they don't expect it to happen again.

Simple logic that can also be applied to building houses on flood plains!

China reveals new strategy of stockpiling rare earths

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Re: So what if they are stockpiling?

Australia invests in a lot of advanced technology so it can run it's mines efficently with very few people.

Pilbara mine digs out about 30Mt/year and is run remotely from 1500km away.

The problem with rare earths is that they are a byproduct of other types of mining, it's not worth opening a mine just for them so it's really luck how much of them you have in your copper/zinc/tin ore - then whether the price is worth extracting it from the waste.

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Re: Watch and learn

We are getting worried - especially since we have the USA's rightful oil and water as well

However the national defence plan - issuing everyone with a hockey stick and telling them that the opening of the season is delayed until the invaders are thrown out - looks like it could work

The Archers INVADE Guernsey, rebrand it Borchester

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Surely

Under the new Protect-Murdochs-Cable-Empire-Act this piracy of the name of their program allows them to invade Guernsey, take all it's money and have the entire population extradited to America

This could be a good alternative to the licence fee. The BBC would just need it's own crack military force - pity Arthur Lowe isn't still around

Door creaks and girl farts: computing in the real world

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Re: RE: what else do you want - parallel printer ports?

Options:

0, Waffle on about mobile, the cloud and a new computing paradigm but not actually solve any problems

1, Reassemble the team that wrote some specialist CAD/microwave simulation/plant process planning app from the 90s

2, Buy some new $N*10k version and retrain everyone, revalidate all your models in the new SW and redo all the certification

3, Buy lots of spares of that last motherboard that had a parralel port, or a decent PCI bus that can take a card that sits at the right address.

I know which one I would pick.

BA staff to google for snaps, dirt on biz-class passengers

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Deja vu

Just remind me - which airline got done for hacking Virgin's computer to nick details about passengers?

Europe's prang-phone-in-every-car to cost €5m per life saved

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Re: Normal prank in 10 years

So if you are hit while parked, or on the hard shoulder fixing a tire - no ambulance for you!

Google Maps takes shelter from the British summer

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Re: Olympic...?

You said olympics - stone him.

RIM boss denies cratering Canucks are in 'a death spiral'

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the new platform will revive company fortunes

Cos iPhone is only on version 5 and Android is only version 4, so blackberry 10 will be twice as good.

Remember the most important thing to teenage smartphone users is the heritage of the multitasking kernel in the core of the OS - all twilight fans ever talk about is whether the Linux or BSD derived models could be better than QNX's RTOS heritage.

Amazon cloud knocked out by violent storms in Virginia

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Re: Standby Generators?

>They do. Read up on "Availability Zones" -

According to some reports it was the availability zone failing to fail over that took out amazon's own service. It is claimed that the data centre went down too quickly and the availability service relied on the down data centre to inform the others in advance to spin up their copies.

In the middle of the outage some users were complaining that Amazon's service dashboard for their instances claimed that the DC was fully up and running when in fact it was dark.

Texan team paints batteries onto beer steins

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Unfortunately solar panels are a bit more complex - they need implanted diode junctions.

A battery is just a sandwich of an electrolyte between two conductors.

Mac-based Trojan targets Uyghur activists

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Just because you an oppressed and impoverished group of peasants in an oppressed and impoverished central asian republic - doesn't mean you don't appreciate the fine points of Apple's industrial design ethic

Maude to gov IT suppliers: If you are rubbish you will be binned

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Re: MOD next?

Yes BAe-Thales have been told that if they fsckup the next fighter/aircraft carrier/tank then the government will have to switch to another major British arms manufacturer to buy the next fighter/aircraft carrier/tank from

Brit global warming skeptics now outnumber believers

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Re: Science is not a democracy

Democracy is cheaper though.

Umpteen billion $ for CERN to discover the Higgs Boson when we could just have a referendum on it. And if you made it a phone in vote on Trisha with premium numbers you could actually make money discovering the answer

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