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New nuclear fuel source would power human race until 5000AD

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We need cheaper steel

The limit on building nuclear power plants is the application process and accompanying paperwork.

The mass of paperwork needed to build a plant is larger than the mass of the final plant, the mass of paper clips and staples in the paper work is larger than the mass of fuel it will use during it's life.

If we can reduce the cost of the steel used in the paperclips and staples we can make nuclear power profitable again !

Councils launch eight spying ops on Brits A DAY using RIPA

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Re: Go to it!

Probably overkill when the council get a predator drone

Merde! French Prez palace blueprints nicked from cable layer

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Considering the palace

Was built in 1720, it's quite likely that their enemies already have some idea about the location and layout of the building. However the plans could prove useful to either Wellington or a bunch of revolutionaries should it be necessary to attack France.

Creepy skull find proves Man penetrated Asia 60,000 years ago

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No, but the met have already arrested several people in connection with the case.

Amazon tries to freeze out tape with cheap 'n' cloudy Glacier

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Re: Very slow retrieval

You might spin them down to reduce cooling costs. But you would need customers with a LOT of data, otherwise you would be constantly spinning up a 3Tb disc because one of the 3000 customers with 1Gb on it wanted a file.

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tasked with regulatory compliance

And their SLAs guarantee that the data on this life insurance policy or land deed will be available in 99years time?

That all my data won't dissapear if the US suspects that somebody on Amazon is hosting a pirate movie?

And there is no price rise when I suddenly want to move all my data off their platform to a competitor?

'Sex and the female brain are connected' - shock discovery

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God's a PHB?

So filling a women with sperm releases the chemicals to put her in the mood?

Sounds like those designs cooked up by architecture committees - "the server contacts all the clients and tells them that it's ready for connections"

PayPal drops into McDonalds, begs meat-guzzlers to give it a bonk

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Like pay-2-pass?

We have this on mastercard, you simply tap the card on the pump, fill up with $100 of petrol and drive away.

But inside the supermarket you simply tap the card and then have to sign the receipt because you didn't enter a pin !

Amazon UK to offer collection service at corner shops

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Here in the colonies

We don't get mail delivery to our door anymore.

There is a bank of locking mailboxes at the end of the street and a couple of larger lockers.

If they need to deliver a parcel they put it in a locker and put the key in your mail box.

And because it's a rural area, UPS and Fedex drop stuff off at the post office who know you and give you a call when something big arrives

What to do with 110,000 Magstar tapes and 11PB of data

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Re: Cloud...

Or just sign up for a lot of Gmail accounts

Scientists find safer way to store hydrogen

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Re: True Cost/Efficiency

It's probably less efficenct than battery+charging but it is a lot easier to ship long distance.

So if you have lots of solar in the desert and lots of hydro in the north - it's an easy way of shipping Giga-Joules from their to LA.

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Re: "can soak up so much of the stuff ..."

But unlikely, even liquid hydrogen is only 1/4 the density of petrol and i can't see how you can adsorb a material to a higher density than a bulk liquid.

ps Explosiveness of the gas isn't a big deal. It's a lot less explosive than LPG and only risky over a very small range of concentrations. A bigger problem is that keeping it under high pressure needs lots of metal and hydrogen under pressure does nasty stuff to metal, keeping it as a liquid is even worse.

Sony opens cover on latest e-Reader

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Re: e-books and airoplanes

I've had that as well - what's more off than a ebook showing a static page?

You have to start the electronics to turn it off!

Still in a world where a tamagochi can take out a 747 we can't take the chance

Assange granted asylum by Ecuador after US refused to rule out charges

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Re: isnt this getting a bit silly now

He allegedly fucked some bird with her agreement.

A couple of weeks later after a chat with the police she remembered he hadn't worn a condom

And we are proposing invading Ecuador over this - you don't think there is any political angle?

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Re: It's interesting ..

We thought we had a list like that.

It turns out there is some small print which says - unless the US tells us to,

RIP Harry Harrison: Stainless Steel Rat scurries no more

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Re: Make Room! Make Room! is not Soylent Green

The book is so amazing that the soylent green is people (spoiler!) is the LEAST shocking thing about the world he describes.

An amazing writer that produced the most shocking future SF dystopian novel, a historical series where cavemen live under intelligent dinosaurs, the first steampunk novel and a couple of the funniest parody series as well as the stainless steel rat

Windows 8: Microsoft's tablet-desktop still painful to swallow

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Re: Never thought of myself as "fearless torrenter" before...

The big button thing works really for phones/tablets with a dozen apps.

Install visual studio on win8 and every tiny little exe gets its own button on the start page.

So you get to find all those Jet-DB resource compiler systools that you never used while you are looking for the actual IDE.

All hard drive arrays will mutate into flashy faster hybrids

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Re: Why is it taking so long

Enterprise customers had their own caching solution.

Desktop users that wanted more speed bought SSDs for the C drive

The only customers that needed a hybrid drive were laptop users with only one drive slot who needed speed AND lots of storage = a fairly niche market.

SurfTheChannel Brit movie pirate gets 4 YEARS' PORRIDGE

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Re: Evil pirates of the high seas!

>The Louvre knew people wanted to see it, so invested in getting it,

Well strictly speaking they beheaded the owner and stole it - just alike a pirate

Hard-up Kodak stalls crown jewels sell-off to milk bidders

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Re: Cellphones killed the cellulose star.

Even then Kodak made the best CCDs but didn't want to damage their film business.

Ironically they still make the best colour CCDs now that almost everyone has stopped using them.

Saudi royals seek ban on .virgin, .sex, .catholic, .wtf and 159 MORE

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Re: Hmmm?

Should make a few quid for ICAN as well as Google.co.uk,

We need Google.co.england.uk, Google.co.Wales.uk. Google.co.ni.uk, Goolge.co.Wales.uk.

Then of course if it effects any local bylaws you might have to have Google.barnsley.co.uk

Burglar steals $60,000 of computers from Steve Jobs' home

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Re: Trumped up...

"Excessive taking of property" = robbing a rich person

Obviously you have to take that more seriously.

Boffins create 100,000 DPI image

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Re: Just who

Playboy granted an exemption to researches for using this image.

Eileen Kent, VP of new media at Playboy: "We decided we should exploit this, because it is a phenomenon."

First, Google goggles - now the world gets self-censoring specs

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X-ray specs

So if we had working X-ray specs we would see everyone naked, and allegedly made in God's image.

So lots of naked Gods walking around, who could object to that ?

Network sniffing algorithm could have fingered 9/11 suspects

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Coat

me too !

If ( is_entering_flighdeck && is_carrying_weapon ) {

stop(bad_guy)

}

Google may face grilling by MPs over 'immoral' tax avoidance

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Re: Correction

>You offset all your expenses against your income.

So Microsoft makes a loss in the US because it has to pay a licence fee to Microsoft Licencing Inc (Bermuda) for every copy of Windows it sells.

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Re: I think it is about time

>This is actually the aim of the Single Market.

So have a single corporate tax rate across the Eu !

The single market was supposed to stop countries keeping out competitors from other countries by unfair tax and duty - shouldn't be too difficult to prevent the opposite.

How talent-spotting boffins help Team GB bag Olympic gold

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Re: That's all very well...

Since 97% of the medals came from public school kids that probably isn't a problem.

As long as Eton continues with double dressage on a monday, and the royal family keeps squeezing out sprogs that look like horses the future is guaranteed,

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That's just the sort of cynical attitude that is letting our Olympic team down.

You just have to look at the number of Golds for forward-roll and rope climbing.

Did any of the competitors have to do it in their pants because they had forgotten their kit?

Greens wage war on clean low-carbon renewable energy

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Re: Geo exporting

They do, in the same way that Quebec exports cheap hydroelectric - in the form of Aluminium.

Ship in Auminium oxide, apply shitloads of electric, ship out Aluminium

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Re: I've yet to meet a green protester

If living in Houston means you need outdoors AC for the barbecue on the patio then you either need to make fusion work or change your lifestyle.

Suppliers underwhelmed by UK's G-Cloud services catalogue

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Re: That'll be because

Odd really when a consortium of the big-4 govt IT contractors all collaborated to make this site usable by SMEs

Copyright bot boots NASA rover vid off YouTube

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Re: Dame(d)

I wouldn't mind being Helen Mirren-ed !

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Re: Fed up with this nonsense.

What if it prevents the creation of other business that would be worth more than it cost to collect the data?

So no sat-navs or A-Z in the UK because the govt had the copyright on all the mapping data and prevented competitors. Or you had no credit card address verification because all the users of your site needed a PAF license.

Imagine if the UK charged Ordnance Survey or Postal Address File levels of fees on DNS lookups. The UK would recover the cost of running nominet - but the US would have all that internet stuff and UK business would be restricted to sending the occasional email (priced the as a first class stamp)

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Re: Copyright

Generally in the US any data collected with taxpayers money is freely available - so all maps, databases, govt funded research etc is available for free. It's one of the advantages of working of socialism.

British radio telescope genius Sir Bernard Lovell dies

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Military Inteligence at it's best

"Sir Bernard said: "I think I should have been prevented from going to to the Soviet Union because they obviously knew we had been used as a defence centre."

I wasn't allowed to go to a Pink Floyd concert in Berlin in 1990 - a year AFTER the wall came down, because I would lose my security clearance for a very boring project making a telescope to track satellites. And they let a top radio and radar expert go to Moscow at the height of the cold war?????

ps of course it's always possible the vetting people were unaware of the cold war and wouldn't let me go to Berlin in case I let slip the details of our plans at Waterloo.

Why women won't apply for IT jobs

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Re: I must of missed

Sorry - didn't really make my point clear. It wasn't the women that were the problem - it was the policy.

So the government will decide we need more women in IT. Universities will be "incentivized" to get more women through it's programs. The only incentive universities have is entrance requirements and pass marks, so these will be adjusted to get 50% of women passing.

Similarly the govt can't do anything to make private companies hire women, but it can insist that govt IT jobs or govt IT contracts are 50% women.

The result of this is unlikely to be a rise in the status of women in IT !

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Re: I must of missed

Fortunately the previous set of "Women in IT" just retired.

Working on a govt contract with an anonymous British AerospacE company was a bit surprised that more than half the programmers on a pretty technical/nerdy satellite tracking project were women, and most were 50+.

Talking to some of them the history was. They were working for Gec/Marconi/Honeywell in the late 70s/early 80s when somebody decided there needed to be more women in IT. Programming is just typing right, so they "retrained" the secretaries as programmers. Some were good, and would have been good SW engineers if they had the opportunities at the time - the others ? Well suppose you took some typists, gave them a couple of week course on Fortran 77 and then put them in a govt job where they could never be fired......

Doctor Who to unwrap new sidekick in Christmas TV special

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Re: pre-watershed....

Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket - or are you just pleased to see me ?

HSBC brands EVERY Apple iPhone 'an insecure PC'

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Re: Time for tubby bye byes...

Funnily enough the only British bank that hasn't managed to piss me off for the last 20years is First Direct - ironiclly owned/part of HSBC.

ps. HSBC is even more incompetent here in the colonies. The world's favourite bank - in the same way that Malaria is the world's favourite parasite.

God-botherers burst onto IPTV Freeview: The End is Nigh

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Re: "at least 3 decades"

That's the problem with a topical show like DDD it's so dated.

It had plots based around media barons owning politicians, journalists in bed with the police, corrupt and incompetent bankers - ridiculous stuff.

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Re: A quick heads up

Satanist - "thought for the day" ?

< special radio 4 vicar voice > I was cleaning the blood off the sacrificial alter the other day and looked up and saw a cricket match on the village green and I thought, our Lord Satan is a lot like a cricket match .......

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Re: What I want rid of

It said Reality TV is UN-scripted drama. The idea is that you get all the excitement and tension without having to pay a Jack Rosenthal or David Nobbs - hence cheap - hence popular

TSMC doles out $1.4bn to buy Moore's Law breathing space

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Moore's law

Was always an economic one - it said that they most cost effective way of making devices was to put more on a wafer. In the good times it was basically the same cost to build each new fab at a smaller rule size. The problem with going to 22nm has been that it now costs more than 2x as much to put 2x as many devices on the wafer - so you are, at the moment, cheaper sticking to 28nm.

Console content can cause crime, claims cop

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Foreign video games

It's worth noting that while these games may be appropriate to the mean streets of LA - they do not represent Australia's unique cultural heritage. It's time for the undoubted talent of Oz's own programmers to shine through

If they launched Abo-killer where your task was to wipe out the native population - you could use it schools to get kids interested in history.

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>What entertainment did the current crop of politicians enjoy when they were younger,

Mostly comics where you had to violently kill anyone from another country.

But if these comics really had any effect we would have a generation of senior politicians who blamed Germany for everything !

Does Box really need $284m in VC cash?

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Do you think that's why "site:localhost" went bust?

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