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Experts mull 'kill switch' for stock-wrecking techno-blunders

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Re: Why?

The kill switch is there to protect the market from it's user.

If an algorithm war between two faulty bits of software drove the price of Apple down to zero then Apple might respond by moving it's listing to a different stock exchange - the exchange would like to avoid that.

Remember the market doesn't care about the traders or the listed companies as such - it just wants things to work so people keep using it.

Whopping supersonic-car rocket rattles idyllic Cornwall

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Re: Not really a ‘car’, is it?

>As it is, Noble and Green are ambassadors for British engineering

So following on from strapping a scrap jet engine from a 1950s fighter into a car, they are now strapping a scrap rocket engine from a 1960s SAM into a car.

And this is supposed to how there is a future in engineer? Or just that we have a lot of scrap lying around from we actually did engineering?

From Dr No to Skyfall: The Reg's one month of Bond

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Re: MIssing article

If you were Musk could you resist hiring Richard Keil (?) to accompany you to some event ?

Turkish officials reach for YouTube's joystick

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Re: That Is Why The Muslim World Is Still In The Medival Age

G20 is based on SIZE of your economy (and politics) not quality of life

Lichtenstein and Switzerland aren't in it - India and South Africa are.

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Google will pay tax in turkey

Yes, like it pays tax in the UK for google.co.uk

US data show slump in Apple tablet share

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Re: Percentages are irrelevant

Market saturation - perhaps?

There is a limited number of people who can shell out $699 for a tablet.

Assuming all those who can, already have an iPad then all the future sales will go to Android.

Of course this doesn't really matter for Apple - Porsche do very nicely with a tiny market share compared to VW

Hey, Third World! We know what you need: Mmm, patent wars

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Re: face palm fail

It's not just patents it's copyright and trademark.

Do you think it's fair that the stick thin supermodel look so carefully developed by womens magazines can be ripped off by millions of starving Ethopians ?

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Re: Well, it might be beneficial....

No but you can invent something based entirely on maths, numerical modelling and computer simulations.

I work for a consultancy, I design some new product or improvement to a product. I should be able to try and interest manufacturers in buying the idea without having to make it myself.

Yes patents on rounded corners of a tablet are silly - but so is limiting patents only to large manufacturers already in the field.

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Re: Well, it might be beneficial....

>- patents can only be granted on production of a working model

So I invent a new design for a turbine blade shape

Rolls Royce can copy my design unless I'm able to build an entire working model jet engine to show the patent office?

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Re: Bit late aren't they?

The Eu now allows patenting of naturally bred strains of plants

So with this new IP agreement any drought resistant crops growing in Africa can now be snapped up by Monsanto before those pirate farmers try and plant any of the seeds for food.

Skype touts FREE* Wi-Fi across the UK

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Yes - that's exactly what they are selling.

Suppose you are an independant coffee shop, or B&B or local library.

You can attempt to use your L33T ninja sysadmin skills to setup a secure, filtered, monitored web access for your customers, separate from all your internal network.

You can call Cisco and be quoted $M for some spare olympic kit.

Or you can pay skype 10quid, and forget about it.

Liquefied-air silos touted as enormo green 'leccy batteries

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Re: Smoke and mirrors...

It's the same system as I use to get 100mpg from my car.

By pre-filling the tank with excess waste petrol siphoned out of other cars in the car park at work I can boost the efficiency of each regular fill.

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Re: Well

But since CH4 is a much more powerful greenhouse gas than CO2 shouldn't they get a green eco-subside for disposing of the potentially planet destroying methane?

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Re: Better idea, sea level pumped storage.

We simply need to build more mountains.

Most of the nice mountains aren't where anybody wants to live (Wales or Scotland) while the majority of the population live in SE England without so much as a decent hill.

If we were to simply move Snowdonia to the Thames estuary we would provide lots of pumped storage, recreational activities and get rid of Essex in one simple operation - I commend this proposal to the house.

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Re: @Psyx

It doesn't really make a lot of sense to compare the efficiency of a thermal plant to solar.

If you are saying solar is useless because it's total free energy in / electrical out is less than the Carnot efficiency of burning coal then you should also include the solar energy to make the coal in the first place.

On the other hand saying it's useless because it's expensive and unreliable is perfectly true

Amazon UK: We're hiring 3,000 Xmas temps? Make that 10,000

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Re: Any chance of a significant increase in the taxes they pay?

If they were doing business in a place with no functioning government -eg Somalia - their cost of business would be higher.

They work in the UK, they benefit directly and indirectly from a lot of UK government services and they pay nothing toward that because of an accounting trick.

If they are allowed to opt out of paying for things they don't directly use - why can't I?

I don't have kids so I shouldn't pay for schools, I don't live in London so I shouldn't pay for the M25, the tube, or the olympics, the USSR has never attacked me so I don't want to pay for Trident, I don't vote tory so I shouldn't pay for any duck islands or moat cleaning etc etc

By your arguments I should only pay road tax and for the bins collecting.

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Re: Amazon are useless these days

To be fair amazon do stock a slightly larger range than your local pizza place.

Ask for a pizza topped with fresh peruvian elderberries and smoked Coelacanth and they might take more than 30mins.

In New York they were doing 30min cycle messenger delivery for in-stock items. So if you ordered the new Dan Brown novel they would have somebody in lycra come round and slap you quicker than you could walk to the shops.

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Re: Any chance of a significant increase in the taxes they pay?

>why would it be to the UK

Because they expect to hire UK workers who can read and write, from schools funded by UK tax payers.

They expect those workers to get free medical care, rather than having to pay $1000/month as they do for their workers in the US.

They expect UK police to guard their premises. They expect the UK's armed forces to stop bands of guerrilla pirates sweeping out of the hills and raiding their stores (not applicable in Scotland)

They expect roads and streeet signs and other infrastructure to deliver their goods.

As I explained to the man that wanted to collect the council tax - I may live in this house but I'm legally incorporated in Narnia. So unless you send a talking lion around I'm not paying

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Re: Any chance of a significant increase in the taxes they pay?

All these extra jobs are a cost to Amazon, so they will make a bigger "loss" in the UK and probably get a tax rebate.

Oregon farmer devoured by own hogs

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Re: Bricktop

We are having a public enquiry here into how the police failed to catch a serial killer for 10years:

"You know that man we keep arresting for violence to women?"

"The one with van we keep seeing in the redlight district ?"

"Should we interview him?"

"No need - we went out to his pig farm and there were no sign of lots of murdered prostitutes"

Pastafarians: Get your noodly appendages off that Facebook suspect

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Re: Burn the life preservers for warmth!

On the other hand it's always nice to have some stupid foreigners to laugh at - especially with the cold winter months approaching.

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Re: Great timing

>In fact, the more I think about it the more likely it is I'll sneak off early.

Have we discovered the root cause of the Greek economic situation?

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Re: My sky daddy can beat up yours

To be fair they do have a reason to be cautious.

The last time the Greeks pissed off the Gods lots of people got chained to rocks, impregnated by swans and spent a hell of a long time trying to sail back from turkey.

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Re: Oh clever.

Show a Greece that is bankrupt now a German charity case and highlight it on international media to be the same 3rd world dictatorship with corrupt police and politicians that it was in the 70s

I would say he had done this rather effectively

Ubuntu 12.10: More to Um Bongo Linux than Amazon ads

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Re: wtf?

You might be interested in a new prouct me and some friends at IBM are working on.

It's a small cheap standalone computer that can operate without a connection to a corporate mainframe, but just sit on your desk, and do your work, when you need it, rather than just be a terminal.

We are thinking of calling it personal computer.

Happy birthday, Compact Disc

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Re: For a while it was even more popular than LPs...

But that's perfectly justified by the cost of converting all the studio equipment for digital - the EU said so.

They still have to pay back the costs of the CD mastering for Dark SIde of the Moon - that's why it's perfectly justified to charge 25quid for it.

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Re: Is there any truth

Shouldn't be a problem

As we are constantly told we didn't buy a CD we bought a non-transferable license to listen to the music.

So simply go into HMV with the proof of purchase mark from the inlay and take a fresh CD out of a box for free

Scottish PhDs hoist kilt to reveal storage array killer

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Re: Not a bad idea

The problem is that disk space is cheap

A small company has 10-20PCs with 200Gb spare on each so 1-2 Tb of distributed capacity. So rather than go and buy a $100 2Tb USB drive (and a spare so they have an offsite backup) they run this?

So the market is a company with 10,000 PCs sitting around, eg banks, who have data that isn't important enough to justify some proper sort of server.

Tesla drops veil on top secret solar Superchargers

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Although there have been Telsas written off because they were parked in garages without a charger while their owners were away for a few months, and the battery was depleted to the point it needed to be replaced.

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Re: Drive anywhere for free...

I can do this using RFID technology called an Oyster card.

There is an up-front cost, but it's a lot less than a Tesla

Google in new Maps patent row - but not with Apple

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Re: How did they score those patents

You've read and analysed all the claims then?

Or just read the reg headline?

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They don't the, patent probably includes somewhere in clause 87, some novel step about eg. adding a hash of the SSID and approx location to the database to speed up the search of possible nearby wifis

Patents are very rarely about the headline use, it's almost always about one tiny step in the implementation.

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Re: TeeCee

You can't I have a business method patent on doing precisely that

Guardian's Robin Hood plan: Steal from everyone to give to us

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Re: Sauce

Perhaps if you read some print journalism you would have a richer and more diverse vocabulary to eloquently express your dissatisfaction of the scheme?

Or you could just download our new Stephen Fry comment generator app.

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Re: back again!

They succeeded in Canada - we pay 30cents on each blank CD.

There was a $1/Gb tax proposal on MP3 players but it was defeated

Unfortunately the scheme doesn't actually cover it's own costs, so no money actually goes to Celine Dion.

But it does mean that small bands selling their own CDs at gigs pay the levy on their blanks.

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Re: This is serious

Wouldn't it be easier to simply give SKY a tax exemption?

If the idea is simply to transfer lots of money from the pockets of taxpayer to pockets of an australian media baron.

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Re: Why stop at news?

I propose a 1 pound ISP tax to pay for all the free porn on the internet.

The money will be distributed by some formula based on Brazilian funbags and 1/number of cups - determined by reg readers.

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Re: @Ledswinger

Although if you go into the supermarket and explain that you don't watch ITV they will knock 2p off a mars bar.

UK air traffic controller lands 6,000-seater VDI on flashy Violin arrays

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Re: No problems will be incurred by air traffic control

Or another way to look at it - there are 6000 people supporting those actually doing any work.

How many actual air traffic controller desks are there compared to all these managers, HR, publicity etc ?

Meet Shenzhen, tech capital of China

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Re: Extreme Capitalism

Fortunately the process is reversible.

Under the "Great Leader" Sheffield was transformed from a noisy grimy industrial city into a landscape of open spaces and green (well brown) fields - pretty soon it will just be a small fishing village.

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Re: Love that place..

>. Isn't it a good job we've never built aircraft carriers.

Quote from the BBC article - "For now the carrier has no operational aircraft "

Once more china is just producing blatant copies of UK inventions

What does Steve Wozniak do at Fusion-IO?

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Thinking logically

He is loud, well known and slightly rotund.

So for distracting the public and hiding behind if a disgruntled employee starts shooting he is the obvious choice.

Although making him fly on the corporate jet everytime they go to the Andes, and giving him his own barbecue sauce hot tub, is a bit tasteless.

Hitachi claims glass data storage will last millions of years

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You're forgetting the power of backward compatibility !

If the DoD was involved we would still be publishing data in Trilobite compatible formats

Senate hears Microsoft and HP avoided billions in US taxes

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Re: Fool Me Once Shame on You...

i think there should be annual tax holidays, just for a week or so around the middle of April

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Re: Tax shouldn't be taxing

That's exactly what happens now - all the money Microsoft make in the USA they pay tax on in the USA.

But Microsoft USA make almost no money because they have to pay Microsoft Grand-Cayman for the rights to the Microsoft name and pay Microsoft Lichtenstein for the license to the software.

UK electric car funding - another subsidy for the rich say MPs

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Re: Plug in cars ain't green.

>Large scale power generation is always more efficient than small local sources,

Multiplied by transmission losses, multiplied by charger efficency, multiplied by motor efficency

Then that's only true for the same sort of power generation. Ultimately power generation efficency depends on the temperature of the combustion cycle.

A diesel engine in a car could be more efficent than burning coal in a power station 1000km away

Got a BMW? Thicko thieves can EASILY NICK IT with $30 box

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Re: How I would program it...

I assume that nay car with a complex and vital component made by Lucas already has a pretty effective immobiliser

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