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UK reheats Edinburgh supercomputer plan sans exascale chops

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Re: Why Edinburgh?

>Since you want your share, what's the nearest site to Manchester that would be practical to move them to?

We did have some docked overnight in Liverpool - but we haven't seen them since.

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Re: Why Edinburgh?

Manchester was the centre for excellence when the Mark 1 was a thing.

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Re: Why Edinburgh?

An American company buys NVidia chips from Taiwan and assembles them into Taiwanese servers - it obviously has to go to Edinburgh

Behold! Humanity has captured our first look at the Sun's South Pole

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Re: Nice place

>Wouldn't want to live there, though.

Because of the Space Penguins ?

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Re: "The Sun is our nearest star"

>along with the fact that the Earth orbits the Sun

Strictly speaking the Earth and the sun orbit a point about 500km from the center of the Sun

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Re: "The Sun is our nearest star"

Depends who you are, el'reg has quite a wide readership after 25 years

US Navy backs right to repair after $13B carrier crew left half-fed by contractor-locked ovens

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Re: Rowies

>Ships' biscuit was twice-cooked for a reason

Aren't all biscuits twice-cooked by definition ?

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Re: Are those ovens standard commercial ovens?

> same sort of ovens they'd put in an Army base's mess hall.

Should sailors be exposed to army mess hall food ?

You could use air force ovens but they only do Foie-Gras and Caviar

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Re: What the heck are they supposed to do in an extended wartime situation?

>Operation Deny Flight

Is that the secret codename for Boeing ?

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So you admit to making billions of unauthorized copies of the copyright DNA in the yeast you bought ?

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Re: Mil-Std Loctite

He obviously needed the $300 military spec screwdriver

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Re: Who knew?

It isn't necessarily corruption -- the manufacturers write the contract and the committee don't have the staff to read and understand them, and the contract comes in 30min before the end of the funding cycle.

The fact that this is 'normal' is due to the unique way in which our political campaigns are funded

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But if the oven can't connect to the license server how will it know how many loaves to bill you for ? And make sure you aren't baking croissants when you only have the basic muffin package

Remember it's Sourdough-As-A-Service

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Re: Who knew?

If the navy want control over their kit they just need to pay the procurement committee members more than the suppliers do

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>What the heck are they supposed to do in an extended wartime situation?

Hope you didn't give the repair contract to a country who is now your enemy ?

Tape, glass, and molecules – the future of archival storage

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Still going to be time consuming printing 1.5Tb of data, even if you don't do fancy illuminated 1s and 0s at the start of each page.

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Unfortunately transcribing JWST or LHC data onto velum is rather time consuming and costly.

Although this could explain a few things. The original draft of Genesis had all the details of inflation, Quark-Gluon soup and recombination era - but the people copying it abbreviated it a bit ...

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> hexagonal crystals about an inch in diameter and 8-10 inches long.

But can el'reg readers think of a suitable name for this format hardware?

Digital Realty CTO on why storage is the datacenter challenge no one's talking about

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Re: Storage a problem?

>"Storage is a solved problem" is an interesting take

storage = function($)

Peep show: 40K IoT cameras worldwide stream secrets to anyone with a browser

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Re: not surprised

>everyone in the team enjoyed looking at all the passers by at Fulham Broadway

They should probably get a pet

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Re: What possible problem are cameras in a gym?

>you can barely tell a 6'4" man from a 5'4" woman

And somehow this worries Republican lawmakers

1.5 TB of James Webb Space Telescope data just hit the internet

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Re: I don't see a license or public domain release or copyright disclaimer on that dataset

>work deemed creative is automatically copyrighted.

And in the case of Space, the "creator" is known for his poor anger management toward anyone not obeying his rules

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Re: COMMUNISM!

Ironically all US government data is assumed to be free (obv except for classified) while in Britain it's either expensive (postal address file, ordnance survey) or not available (almost all local government) or under some complex license

Trump guts digital ID rules, claims they help 'illegal aliens' commit fraud

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Re: Bankrupt the USA?

If he does destroy the treasonous colonies - should he get a knighthood ?

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Re: Dumb

So is Donald Trump really a deep state agent for Hilary Obama and is trying to bring down the Republican party from within so George Soros can introduce global communism with a secret cabal of Wall St bankers - or is that just what the MMB want you to think?

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Re: Dumb

The plan was just to use your Twitter account to vote, but now he's fallen out with his best boy....

Floppy disks and paper strips lurk behind US air traffic control

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Re: Obviously

But if you move the computers to the cloud they will be much closer to the aircraft they are controlling - simple

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Obviously

Move IT to the cloud

Ex-NASA Admin pick blames Musk ties for pulled nomination

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Re: re: Bringing them back

And I'm sure his spiritual successor has a speech about the DEI losers who were illegally immigrating to American Outer Space and got what they deserved

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>Also the shit about chucking loads of telescopes is just nuts. It's a dumb as buying a 10 telescopes off Temu then boasting 3 of them can just about see the moon.

Lots of telescopes makes a lot of sense with the reduced launch costs

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The model of Hubble: A shuttle launch costs $1bn so need to make sure the mission can't fail, so the telescope costs $1bn and takes decade. Then you need to make it serviceable so that costs another $1bn and puts it in a crap orbit

Or make 10 telescopes on a common spacecraft bus for a fraction of the cost, launch them every 1-2 years with improved detectors on a cheap commercial rocket - all for the price of one Hubble service mission.

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Re: Witch hunts

Standard operating procedure for the USA

Prop up regime X because they fight our enemy Y

Fall out with leader X and overthrow them and setup a new administration with only people who weren't X

Discover we have created a country run by group Y

Industry reacts to DuckDB's radical rethink of Lakehouse architecture

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Re: Expert exchange

Although I wasn't sure if I was having a stroke reading it

Trump lifts US supersonic flight ban, says he's 'Making Aviation Great Again'

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Re: Even faster

Yes and that's why you aren't sending engineers around the world to discuss details of a signed-off project with other engineers

But to get the project pitched, sold, planned and paid for you generally need people to meet people

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Re: Opposite direction of the market

>It could be done, but why would airports do that when lower terminal transit time means lower retail and catering income to the airport?

Because the Heathrow, JFK and HKG know that the customers of this aren't hanging around duty free for 3 hours buying cigs - they will make up for it with increased landing fees

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Re: "Test flights in January proved out the concept [of Boom Supersonic]"

The cost is obviously going to make it business class only. If it has the legs to do most the Asian Pacific then there could be demand that makes a trip to Shanghai and there and back in a day rather than 2-3 days for a CEO of Apple

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Re: Absolutely insane, as usual from the trump white house.

>it won't matter what trump has signed as all his idiocy will have been reversed.

Except all the lobbyists will claim that reversing this will costs millions of jobs and threaten to tie the administration up in lawsuits for years while the rules remain, until planes are flaying and there is no political will to ban them.

Musk and Trump take slap fight public as bromance ends

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Re: When will the USA grow up?

The 200 years is like the "terrible twos" for anyone that has had children

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Re: Cheap Tesla?

Any outstanding loans against it?

Elon Musk pukes over pork-filled budget bill with Tesla subsidies on the line

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>saying that Elon didn't actually know what he was doing, made stuff up, promised things that he could never possibly achieve

And sadly he can't run for president - seems to be ideally qualified

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Re: You forgot ...

But at least they "cancelled" the woke Enola Gay

Techie traced cables from basement to maternity ward and onto a roof, before a car crash revealed the problem

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Re: At my last place....

A case where it's helpful to cast the network's horoscope

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Re: vlans & other segregation config might have hidden the issue

Although the 8 dashes might be self-deluding

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Re: Ah, the frantic blinkenlights...

Ah the old "send a bunch of thugs around to smash up the old pinball machines and make the cafe owner buy new ones" business model updated to the digital age

Ship abandoned off Alaska after electric cars on board catch fire

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Re: Fake News

>Simple fact is that vehicles catching fire is pretty rare whichever way you look at the figures.

But if you count oil-rig, oil-tanker, pipeline and refinery fires as part of the ICE cars figures.

A Deepwater Horizon or Lac-Mégantic offsets a lot of burning Teslas

AI can spew code, but kids should still suffer like we did, says Raspberry Pi

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Re: The AI coding fallacy

What you do is write something in Python/Perl/Etc to generate the UML

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Re: The AI coding fallacy

>You have already written it when you wrote the promptspecification.

It's still more productive, used properly, than just writing the code - just think of it as a higher-higher level langauge

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It's a tool that you have to learn to use.

Getting copilot to write the outline framework or to generate boiler plate for a typical operation is better than searching stackoverflow coding it from memory

You have to learn how to phrase the requests, just like you had to learn the correct magic incantations to the C++ compiler

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Learning to code

The point of "learning to code" in school, and the point of the Pi isn't to produce programmers it's to produce citizens (and conceivably cabinet ministers) who understand what a computer is, how it works and what it can and importantly cannot do.

HMRC: Crooks broke into 100k accounts, stole £43M from British taxpayer in late 2024

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Re: No financial loss?

Major retailer here got hacked

They created a free credit-check account for every victim and posted that the default passwd was the last 4 digits of the credit card number that had been stolen.........

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Frankly that sounds sort of optimal - assuming your old passwd is locked as soon as they get the address.

It's presumably a lot harder for hoodie wearing North Korean cyber-ninjas to intercept millions of brown envelopes

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