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Security audit finds dev outsourced his job to China to goof off at work

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Urban legend

Wasn't there a story of somebody at HP/IBM/etc that interviewed with two different divisions on different floors of the same building - got offered both jobs - and took them

By leaving his jacket on the back of the chair and always attending meetings - he got away with it for a long time!

Latest Java patch is not enough, warns US gov: Axe plugins NOW

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My new invention

My bank has Windows PCs running IE displaying an internal app with lots of text boxes that the user tabs between to enter the numbers.

I suggest replacing the virus prone PC and the malware prone browser with some sort of custom hardware which sends tab characters directly down a wire to the big computer and receives the text to print in the box directly from the same wire. The custom box wouldn't have an OS or be able to access facebook

Can anyone suggest a name for this technology?

NASA snaps pics of China's 'Airpocalypse' pollution disaster

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Re: natural sources would be classified as polluting

Surprisingly there is a certain amount of terminological-inexactitude on both sides.

The EPA has gone over the top in some areas of natural sources. any quarrying removing overburden (the natural rock on top of the minerals they want) have to treat that as contaminated waste if it naturally contains above limits of certain elements. So it would have to be buried in a special waste site, which would mean digging up the overburden there, which would then be contaminated waste which would have to buried in a waste site ......

But the farmers want an exemption from the EPA for any "natural" waste. So an intensive feedlot could dump a 1000 tons of cow slurry in a stream killing everything downstream and that would be "natural"

Amazon-bashed HMV calls in administrators, seeks buyer

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Re: Their market just isn't there...

But have you re-bought all your old albums again on SACD, Minidisc, blu-Ray, UMD, and MP3?

If you don't keep paying 20quid again for DarkSide every 5 years how is the music business going to stay in business

Brit robojet ‘Taranis’ set for Oz test flight

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Re: Just wondering...

>Indonesian air force?......

All sounds rather familiar. Perhaps we could outsource to them?

Anger grows over the death of Aaron Swartz

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Re: How do we really know it was suicide?

Because if it wasn't - somebody would have left a CIA branded jacket at the scene, they would have parked half-a-dozen Ford Escalades with backed out windows and flashing lights outside while they did it.

And the agents would now all be on Oprah plugging their book of the operation and signing-up the movie rights

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>Or setting up an automatic scraper to make the entire Guardian website available sans advertising

A better example would be scrapping Hansard to make the discussion in parliament free to the voters

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Re: Misconceptions

JSTOR is a sop to the universities by the publishers to keep the status-quo

Academics argue that since the tax payer funds the research and their salaries, the journals charge them for publishing (hey Springer why am I paying for color plates in an online journal? Are colored pixels more expensive?) and they edit and peer-review the papers for free - then access to the papers should be free.

JSTOR is a consortium of publishers saying to universities - OK we will let you have access for free as long as you all pay to join the club.

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Re: Don't break the law and you wont be pressured surely?

He broke the law by publishing the results of taxpayer funded research - written, edited and peer-reviewed by taxpayer paid researchers to the taxpayer.

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Re: Can someone explain?

He released the published results of 1000s of government funded researchers to the general public

imagine what would happen if the ordinary man in the street started learning about evolution and the universe being older than 4000 years and things being made of atoms. Why - they might write to their congressman !

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re:I wonder if Anonymous will feel the need to somehow punish those responsible

Since mit.edu just dissapeared I think somebody already did

Hey, open sourcers: Who's your code's daddy?

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That's not open source

"Under an open-source license,code ceases to be solely owned by the author of that code"

Round-objects: I wrote the code, I own the code (unless my employer says otherwise) - I choose to distribute the code to other people under the GPL but I still own it and I may choose to sell commercial versions to certain customers

CIOs: Don't listen to tech vendors on ICT skills, listen to US

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Re: the way ICT is taught

T'was ever thus.

30years ago we were taught - this is how you load the Basic interpreter on an RML380Z

- this is how you write a program in BASIC to print "Baz is a wanker" up the screen.

Why mergers LOSE money, but are GOOD for the economy

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Re: If only left and right winger politicians had a clearer understanding of this...

The Govt support to Rover was a conservative govt backhander to BAe while they owned it.

It was an attempt not to look like an illegal subsidy so the Americans wouldn't object - or so they could pretend not to have a reason to object while US defense companies were courting BAe

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Re: What's a merger?

Most mergers are so the CEO has "done something".

CEO at companyA - slow and steady, grows market a bit, money in the bank, happy workforce = laughing stock.

CEO at companyH - 'invests' $8bn in iBuzzword-cloudy thing that they eventually shut down = a Big Swinging Dick for heading up a multi-billion $ merger and being a forward thinking visionary in the iBuzzword technology. Gets hired by companyA whose current CEO hasn't made any $Bn investments.

The other alternative is either to split the company into competing business units to enhance competitiveness - or (if the last CEO did this) merge the competing business units into one giant company to enhance efficency.

Bad news: PC slump worse than feared. Good news: It's Friday

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Re: Should build what people want

I was tempted by Lenovo's new ultrabook, right upto the point where it said 1376x768 display

2000 called they want their definition of 'ultra' back

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Re: 352 million PCs

Have you found that the 2.8Ghz CPU you had back then is still capable of viewing today's YouTube cat videos or will you have to upgrade to the new 3.2Ghz version?

Potty-mouthed Watson supercomputer needed filth filter

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Re: Nothing new.....

These days it would get you arrested under the Communications Decency Act

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Re: Seems like this would be a teaching opportunity

Almost all etymologies with an acronym are false.

Fuck is from old Germanic Fokken = to bang

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Re: Seems like this would be a teaching opportunity

> the parents will tell him why it's not appropriate

Mummy why is fuck/shit/piss rude but fornicate/defecate/urinate nice?

Because words from Germanic roots makes little baby Jesus cry but Latin words are OK

Why doesn't little baby Jesus like Germans?

Because he's Jewish

But he likes Romans - who nailed him to a tree ?

Yes dear

Astronaut yells FIRE ... from SPAAAACE

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Re: All that technology to get a man into space

But it shows the value of manned spaceflight.

How else would we get pictures of Australian wildfires on twitter

Manning was 'illegally punished', will get 112 days lopped off any sentence

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Re: The poor bastard has already lost

Military details consisted of messages from US embassies that revealed:

Pakistan might not be completely on our side helpful in dealing with muslim terrorists

Putin wields some power over the president in Russia

Israel might not be entirely sincere in seeking a political settlement with the Palestinians.

Drop that can of sweet pop and grab a coffee - for your sanity's sake

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Re: If only . . .

Only £36k over 3 years to dose your staff up with a performance enhancing drug - sounds like a bargain.

Ask Lance Armstrong

Toy train company bids for West Coast Mainline

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Re: Human after all!

> wtf is a 'Private' secretary?

one that can't be directly accessed by any derived classes

Scientists snap first film of giant squid in action

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Re: "It was shining and so beautiful....."

Join the Japanese Marine research institute

Travel to exotic places

Find rare and beautiful creatures

And kill them and eat them

'Physical pressure' from Iran’s cyber cops killed blogger

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uncivilised barbaric country

The police responsible have been arrested and the chief fired ?

Don't they know the proper thing to do is to claim the victim's visa had expired, was carrying a chair leg and resisted arrest - then promote the offices. Then 20years later have a public enquiry and do nothing

5.6TB helium disks could balloon, lift WD onto enterprise throne

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Re: Hydrogen tends to be quite reactive

Internal capacity of hard drive = a few cc.

Density of hydrogen = 0.1g/l

Chance of catastrophic explosion from 0.1mg of Hydrogen = low

Which qualifications are worthwhile?

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Re: Don't bother

But it's relatively expensive to fly him from India when the secretary's screen won't come on or you need to plugin that new NAS into the network.

Until we all work in the cloud from our iGlasses day-day office IT support is likely to be the only thing that actually does have a job future. A bit like how nurses are safe but expert doctors will be replaced by telemedicine.

German ebook firm pushes cheapo ereaders into US drug stores

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Newspapers

Why doesn't the Times or NYT or similar bundle this with a subscription?

Add an that docks it with your smartphone to download todays paper overnight, or even a standalone cradle with a little android device that connects to your wifi.

Ten affordable mid-sized Full HD monitors

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Or buy used Dell

Get ex-lease Dell 1680 x 1200 monitors that were built as their Pro line.

So are IPS, lots of inputs, big heavy adjustable bases, portrait mode etc - and they cost half as much as a new cheapo BenQ/Asus 1920x1080 crap

Sir James Dyson slams gov's 'obsession' with Silicon Roundabout

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The other problem is that this affects your lifetime earnings.

Because raises are always a % of your salary - if you got hired in a slump you are going to be paid 20% less and this compounds each year so you end up with 50% less lifetime earnings than somebody hired in a boom.

One previous employer went bust because it had an entire telecoms division hired at "competing with banks" salaries who got the same round of pay rises but never billed enough work. Of course they also had enough people on the board to make sure that their division never got cut - right upto the point everyone got cut!

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Re: Web fads and video games

> he's willing to move production elsewhere to save money - not the wisest template for UK.gov to follow for trying to grow the economy.

It's exactly the wisest template.

R&D and engineering here, cheap ,mass production in SE Asia.

ARM doesn't manufacture anything but that doesn't mean it's better to fund some screwdriver plant that puts made in UK badges on TVs until the subsidy runs out.

Bob Dylan's new album is 'Copyright Extension Collection'

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Re: @JaitcH: When you die...

A lot of Dylan's lyrics are from the romantic poets - if we had perpertual copyright back then he wouldn't have been able to rip off Keats, Shelley etc. And Disney wouldn't have been able to raid H C Anderson

USB 3.0 speed to DOUBLE in 2013

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Re: The name

>Thunderbolt USB / Lightning USB

very, very frightening me

Gallileo, Gallileo,

Gallileo, Gallileo,

Gallileo, Figaro ......

US Dept for Homeland Security shafted by trivial web bug

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Coat

Re: obligatory xkcd ref

They have a security solution in place:

Everybody accessing their website now has to remove their shoes and outer coat.

Broadband gov subsidy should end in 2015 -Tory think tank

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Re: It is not the "BBC licence fee"

Or it could be taken and given to BT to install fiber to compete with Virgin. Or given to Virgin to install fiber to compete with BT.

Or given to the police to monitor facebook.

Dad hires online assassins to slay game-obsessed son

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Re: Short Sharp Shock (In meat space)

cruxifiction - best thing the Romans ever did for us

This photo slide scanner costs €60... The bundled malware? That's free

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Re: Strewth,

That will be that new 36Mpixel video projector will it?

Satnav-murdering Google slips its Maps into car dashboards

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Re: Privacy issues

The phone could log where you have been using GPS

Then later upload that data to correlate with any sheep rustling in deepest darkest Wales

Only ovinephile terrorist criminals could possibly oppose this sensible legislation - T May.

Israel taps teens to become 'interceptors' in cyberwarfare

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Re: Watching Hollywood movies much?

That's true of pretty much any defence.

Cost of a knife to stab a teenager at a bus stop is rather less than a whole police force, forensics, courts, judges and several public inquiries - it doesn't mean that we should ignore murders

Microsoft says Google trying to undermine Windows Phone

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Re: What about those websites

Anything using OutlookWebAccess to use Microsoft mail through the web only works properly under IE

Ever had to register to buy online - and been PELTED with SPAM?

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Re: Own your own domain name

Do it again with pearson-fscks-goats@.... then they have to argue that a reasonable person would assume it was them since everyone associates pearson with fscking goats

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Re: +1

It's extra-ordinarily difficult to create a valid email regex see http://www.ex-parrot.com/pdw/Mail-RFC822-Address.html

And when you do it's totally useless because to allow all the bizarre edge cases you end up having to allow so many genuine mistakes that there is no point.. "Abc\@def"@abc.com is valid

It's JUST possible, but Apple MIGHT not make an iWatch in 2013

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Re: needs shake-up in own apps

No - it will sue LOMO for taking pictures with rounded corners.

.... thank you ladies and gentlemen .... i'm here all week ..... try the veal .....

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Re: Intel chip?

Wouldn't it be self winding - it could generate power from a simple pendulum like rythmic movement of the fanboi's wrist

2012 in tech: Apple up the Cook without a paddle, ARM, slab wars... and MORE

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Re: Apple/Samsung Advert

It is there - but the runes can only be seen by moonlight on the first day of spring by a virgin holding a magic ring.

US, UK probe HP claims of accounting mischief at Autonomy

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Re: Well...

In this case I think it's more like:

Wife discovers husband just spent a fortune on an old sportscar

Husband then spent another fortune trying to make the car run.

Husband now claims that mileage was wrong because it didn't account for tire wear changing the radius and that they should get their money back before wife makes them sleep in the shed.

ANOTHER Huawei partner accused of slipping US tech to Iran

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Re: Joke ?

Back in the early days of ARM we had a core design that was licensed to an American company and the resulting chip wasn't exportable back to the UK because of it's scary supercomputer like performance

None of this is actually about secrets, it's all politics / trade barriers / stupidity - mostly stupidity.

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Re: Oh wow

Stopping the Iranians buying an HP server could be regarded as providing "aid and comfort to the enemy"

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