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Deutsche Bahn train hits 405 km/h without falling to bits

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Re: making the trains run on time

And that's Germany's problem

All Germans believe that the sole cause of the 1930s naughtiness was hyper-inflation

They also believe that if the inflation target is 2.0% then 2.1% is the start of hyper-inflation

Therefore the government can't borrow to spend on anything

It's why it's taken extreme Russians-being-Russian and the US saying "you're on your own guys" for them to risk spending defense budget on buying defence kit from their own companies.

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>there is one thing that messes up the efficient running of a railway it's passengers with their wants and needs!

The only real timetabling problem with passengers is the need to stop the train to allow them to board and alight (what a lovely word)

This could be solved by a system of nets and scoops alongside the track.

US Department of Defense will stop sending critical hurricane satellite data

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Re: There isn't a hurricane on the way

Is that just Elon's kids - or has there been an Anglo-Saxon name resurgence post-Brexit ?

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Re: Krasnov

And Boeing. If you are now flying into hurricanes with no weather forecast you are going to increase demand for aircraft

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Re: There isn't a hurricane on the way

>Weather only happens to deviants

That explains Florida then

Ex-NATO hacker: 'In the cyber world, there's no such thing as a ceasefire'

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Re: I'm not even sure why I should care if Iran has nukes

And the USA, UK etc wanted Ukraine to give them up because otherwise every other former USSR state would also try and keep the ones on their soil. And we weren't all that keen on a bunch of 'stans' having thermonuclear weapons and no government

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Re: I'm not even sure why I should care if Iran has nukes

>What was the point of NATO after the fall of the Soviet Union?

To give Americans an opportunity to travel and sample decent beer

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Re: I'm not even sure why I should care if Iran has nukes

It's generally regarded that Israel's nuclear arms are to threaten the USA.

Israel gets into a conventional war with its neighbours. A USA administration vacillates (as in its support for Ukraine), Israel replies that it will have no alternative but to nuke Cairo, Amman, Istanbul, Bruxelles etc etc and draw the USSR whoever, into a global war. Unless of course the USA immediately supplies everything it wants and says nice things about it at the UN

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Re: Oh the irony

So you're saying that authoritative Fox/GB news could be replaced by Iranian/Russian/Chinese/Belgian AI generated political propaganda ?

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Re: Neigh TO

But you are afraid to name the dept due to the army of lawyers.

So that's a win for them over the cost, difficulty and aesthetic effects of hiring actual security experts

NICER science not so nice as ISS telescope pauses operations

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Engineers devised a repair kit

It was Space Duct Tape wasn't it ?

AFRINIC election annulled after ICANN writes angry letter to African regional internet registry

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Is it really one country one vote?

The it's probably cheaper to 'influence' the Seychelles and Mali to counter Nigeria or Egypt.

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>You steal something, it gets confiscated by the authorities and returned to the owner.

Fortunately that doesn't apply to Africa. Otherwise a lot of European museums are going to empty

Don't look up: NASA is struggling to execute its planetary defense plan

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Re: Planetary defense?

So are the aliens in Area51 considered 'undocumented'?

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Re: Slight concern.

>Are they suggesting that this department needs more skilled scientists

I thought we used prayer now? If the solution to rocks from heaven is to avoid annoying G*d

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Re: Planetary defense?

An asteroid the size of Belgium, unfortunately it's impossible to guarantee it will hit Belgium

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Planetary defense?

Why are we paying to defend other countries?

NASA only has to stop giant space rocks that are going to hit America Red States

UK govt dept website that campaigns against encryption hijacked to advertise ... payday loans

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Good marketing?

Would you trust a payday loan company that advertised on the Home Office?

On the other hand this could have been a genuine fund raising policy by the last government. Along with sponsors logos on Police cars.

LLMs can hoover up data from books, judge rules

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Re: ...in the US

And the arguement is that it wasn't "reproduced, distributed, or transmitted" it was "read" by the LLM, which learned from it in exactly the same way as a student reading a textbook. It's just that the LLM produces a more garbled recollection of the book than the student.

However reading a bedtime story to your child would be a violation.

Breaking the nerd internet: Three overlapping generations of tech history – in one selfie

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Re: Cutler is right....

Or because it's free, open source and everybody know how to program it ?

I'm not sure the inter-process communication on Unix is all that special, most of the supercomputer tasks used something like MPI - which will run happily on almost anything

Although I'm ancient enough to remember when Crays went Unix and the operators tore their grey beard hair out

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Re: Cutler is right....

VMS was also bloody expensive and they played the IBM mainframe game of we want you to upgrade so the maintenance on your existing kit is now 10x

Ironically what finally made us switch was they sold Dec Alphas with NT for half the price of Alphas with VMS. And those could run Linux.

Also being able to have Linux on a laptop, which VMS or Sun couldnt, made a bid difference for traveling scientists.

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Re: Cutler is right....

Is it so great that the world runs on 30years of patches onto a student project to re-implement a hack to do text processing on a system that was small enough to run on a discarded bit of kit that was too under powered to run the "proper OS" that was being designed for it ?

It at least shows that fate has a sense of humour

(Proud user of Linux since version 0.99 and SLS on floppies, and owner of a signed copy of The_UNIX-HATERS_Handbook )

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Re: Cutler is right....

>So what version was peak NT?

NT4 + that unofficial USB service pack

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Re: Sure it's not an AI image?

Linus doesn't exist - he's just a CGI creation of Dave Cutler who didn't want the notoriety of also inventing Linux

Economists sceptical over UK Spending Review's partly AI-driven 10% budget cuts

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Re: Everything politicians say is a lie.

>But at least they are taking the time to make up some numbers, to make it look good.

But even the most junior of salesdroid know not to make up an expenses claim for a round number like that.

You claim savings of 9.82% and people think you have pulled the number out of somewhere less anatomical

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Re: That is what we have politicians for

It says "digital transformation" so obviously you have to use one of your digits - after removing it from aforementioned orifice

Techie went home rather than fix mistake that caused a massive meltdown

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Re: Honestly

So not a Royale of sweeties?

Teens used encrypted chats to recruit for 'violence as a service' murder ring, Europol says

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Re: Dark maths

So do Welsh sheep "baa" in Welsh?

Does "baa" in Welsh have vowels?

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Re: Dark maths

But if we ban encryption how will we know all of the Germans' plans ?

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But all teenagers on the internet are also feds.

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Re: Scandinavia

I thought the Mail-Online was the illiterate's Daily Mail?

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Re: Europe: we must ban encryption, think of the teen killers!

Or money. You could just ban money.

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Re: Encryption?

I assume they just spoke like 14 year olds to be totally incomprehensible. I don't know kids today, these teenagers, can't understand a word they're saying. And their music, can't understand a word of it total gibberish etc etc

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Re: Scandinavia

That's the problem with Blair's Britain.

Up until the 90s Britain was the leaders in domestic terrorist bombings, but then thanks to the so-called government we lost an entire industry.

He did try for a brief resurgence in 2005 but we have to admit that we have lost the crown to cheaper foreign markers

US patent office wants an AI to scan for prior art, but doesn't want to pay for it

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Re: A Fair Deal

Except if you did build it you could then apply for a patent on "A Method to Discover Prior Art in Patents using AI" and then you would own it - assuming you didn't manage to find anything that invalidated yourself.

DHS warns of sharp rise in Chinese-made signal jammers it calls 'tools of terrorism'

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Re: Meanwhile

You've almost certainly got a powerful one in your kitchen.

If you can override the door interlock you can probably get a reasonably strong signal pointed at them.

If you can get close enough you might be able to cure the problem more permanently

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Re: Don't panic people

>The cell protocol has provision for priority, so what would happen is that the emergency comms would still get through

In theory yes, in practice no

In GSM the prioritisation is number based and happens in the network so it needs to get a connection to say "yes your good", which is hard to do if the tower is jammed with 1000s of calls being told "no you're not on the list"

In 5G there was a suggestion to have a cell level "shut up, grown-ups are talking" broadcast directly from the cell to tell all non-priority handsets to stop trying to connect. But that meant either needed special handsets or a way of telling every cell the global list of permitted emergency phone IMIEs to allow online.

Don't know what happened in the final agreement - anybody still working in the field ?

Attack on Oxford City Council exposes 21 years of election worker data

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Re: "one of the most sensitive and important things to retain"

Careful, if people find out that a lot of archive data can be simply printed out and put on a shelf and stored cheaply and securely - a lot of the IT industry is unnecessary

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Re: "one of the most sensitive and important things to retain"

>So why's it being stored on a poorly secured legacy system

Welcome t'council meeting. We're closing the children's center to pay Oracle $$$$$ to update that 20year old system that lists which volunteers counted the votes in the 2000 local election.

All in favour ?

Remembering when NASA stuck a Space Shuttle on top of a Boeing 747

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Re: Won't be getting this set

Surely that would be a Meccano set ?

China just two years behind USA on chip design, says White House tech Czar

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Re: China is two years behind Taiwan

But now ARM is American, they are the bestest at chips

Europe slams online tat bazaar AliExpress for dodging obligation to stop dodgy traders

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So buy ShenzenAudio or Linsoul or Hifiman from their official ali store not from store123456 established a week ago and you are safer than the co-mingled stuff on Amazon.

The "1tb USB disks for $1" you have to just treat in the same way as announcements from the Whitehouse

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Why so I suspect that the DoD buy exactly the same thing as a decoy but pay $1.8M instead of $1800 ?

Brit space sector struggles to compete with £90K graduate banking salaries

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Re: Teachers need to be paid appropriately ...

Catholic school, nail a kid to a plus sign on the first day and the rest behave. Nuns don't fsck around

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Tory solution would be to destroy the banking unions to bring down wages

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Re: Lessons Available Elsewhere (For Politicians And Policy Makers).....

>China GDP Growth (1995 to present): 11% per annum

>UK GDP Growth (1995 to present): 2% per annum

So the trick is to start from being an impoverished 3rd world country and industrialize for the first time?

Ethopia has done even better over the same time scale, it's GDP has almost tripled. Perhaps the UK can organise a famine and civil war ?

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>And please El Reg, in the UK we have graduates in Mathematics, or "Maths" if you must shorten it.

Plural ?

We have graduates ?

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Because for years (until SpaceX) the actual rocket part wasn't terribly innovative. It was a way to either hide the cost of your ICBM program, or subsidise the costs of your ICBM program - depending on what the treasury needed that year. The UK builds a lot of the high value payload that the big metal firework tube throws into orbit.

The UK aircraft industry is doing very well, it builds the most technically difficult and most expensive parts - Airbus's wings and everyone's engines. Just because de-Havilland don't build an entire aeroplane doesn't mean there isn't an industry

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