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Long live the nub: ThinkPad designer David Hill spills secrets, designs that never made it

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Re: I miss them

The worst are Dell. We buy the " Precision(tm) professional grade laptops for Precision professionals (tm)" models and they manage to be simultaneously; heavy, expensive, plasticky and flimsy feeling.

It does mean I got to "reuse" a bunch of out-of-service-warranty XPS-13s + Mint

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>But if your word processor already does everything a word processor will ever need to do,

I propose adding a new letter to the alphabet with every new Windows+Office release - would also stimulate laptop and keyboard sales

Florida jury throws huge fine at Tesla in Autopilot crash

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Re: Did the driver get fined?

The family's lawyer probably did a deal with the driver because he has no money but his cooperation helps them go after Tesla who have infinity money.

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Re: Haters

The internet's famous Schrodinger-Poe law

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Re: Flawed technology

>I don't see why Tesla can't have locks to where speeds can't be set for more than 9mph over the posted limit.

Cos nobody would buy a car with baby-wheels that would be overtaken by every BMW and Audi laughing at them

Cybercrooks attached Raspberry Pi to bank network and drained ATM cash

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Re: Not new

If you also put one of those foil asset tag stickers on it to make it super official then security wouldn't remove it even when ordered to

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Re: Not new

But they unfairly probably put the Pi in a white box that looked like an air freshner rather than in a big black server case with flashing lights and labeled it EvilHaxorTron2000 (with an umlaut)

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Let me get this straight...

The internal LAN that has the ATMs on it also hosts the mail server and presumably random wall ports around the branch and hands out DHCP to any random unauthorized box on the network ?

On the positive side:

1, My home LAN looks mil-spec secure by comparison

2, I'm going to wander down to the bank to see if they also leave the keys to the vault under the welcome mat

Servers hated Mondays until techie quit quaffing coffee in their company

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Re: Viglen ?

>the BIOS was in a couple of EPROMs and couldn't be updated by mere software

It made it so much harder for persistent virus authors:

1, Download naked_tennis_star.exe from dodgy link

2. Follow instructions to remove BIOS chip and peel off sticker covering window

3, Leave on window ledge in sun for 2-3 days to UV erase

4, Buy an EPROM programmer

5, Burn updated BIOS and repalce chip in motherboard

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Re: Hot temps...

>Apocryphal perhaps?

No, St Andrews amazingly does have a university

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Re: Hot temps...

>Yeah, I hate it when cupboards move about regardless of their size.

We have one that can move through time and space, as an extra advantage it's much bigger on the inside.

Nice old chap runs it, seems to have been at the company for ever

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Re: HDD spindle bearings

>here was no way without serious modification that it could fitted into the PC the right way up.

So put the PC the other way up = obvious

Or move to Australia

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>Portable aircon arrived the following morning.

If this was in the UK, the heat vent out of the AC would have been pointed into the rest of the office

Banning VPNs to protect kids? Good luck with that

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Re: pure coincidence

The difficulty with UK politics is that its so difficult to unwrap malice vs incompetence when it is so often both

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Re: "A clear play to capitalize on parents' newfound obsession with online safety"

We could just ban nudity.

If we ban the sale and import of birthday suits then there will be no naked bodies to photograph

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You appear to be approaching this issue with an air of social and technical competence

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Re: Be constructive

So nobody at Facebook is suggesting that verified advert-consumer ID and an effective ban on independent and community sites would be lead to a politician's future remunerative role as vice‑president of global affairs?

It's just a pure coincidence that Newer Labour's control freakery and Meta's corporate plans align so perfectly

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Re: engage with [your] kids

Of course if you had inherited all that wealth you can simply outsource raising the kids to a venerable educational institution.

Put little Tragedeigh's name down at birth and pick them up at 18

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Re: Of course it could work

So you think Britannia has the resources and technical know how to implement the sort of internet technology available to superpowers like Turkey ?

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Re: There is only one way, has always been only one way, and always will only be one way

So we just have to give every child their own farm. Clarkson for PM, hurrah

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Re: Labour grandeur

>Tory bill. Labour rubber stamped it.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which

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So the ultimate fate of this stupid law is to send our youthful onanists into the arms of the French?

Zut alors !

US Navy won't torpedo hurricane forecast satellite feed after all

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Re: Hmm

The plan is that the data will still be collected but won't be published.

It will be supplied to 'approved partners' who can then sell the data to news media, local government agencies, and subscribers

If hurricane warnings are so important then people will pay for them

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Re: Daddy Trump won't be pleased

Surely guns?

Don't you shoot at hurricanes in those states?

India gets its turn on the Trump tariff train: 25% levy to start Friday

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So you say that el'presidente has a certain Mexican "tortilla and salsa" aspect to his political integrity ?

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Re: Apple

Even worse for Tim Apple

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Re: Still no tariff news for Epstein Island

You can't tariff child prostitutes , won't someone think of the billionaires ?

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Re: The world's number one bully

>Canada are back on his naughty list because they support recognising a Palestinian state

But were previously on the naughty list cos Melania drooled over JT and then cos Canada was the source of 0.00001% of US fentanyl

And of course the Canadians are very bad people, very bad.

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Re: The world's number one bully

It's OK, tariffs mostly tax poor people who have to pay more of their salary buying food and stuff.

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Also, they have always bought a vast majority of their military equipment from Russia,

Could that be because the USA has been supplying military equipment to their main enemy for 70 years

Obviously as a muslim country with close links to Afghani freedom-fighters, the USA feels honor bound to be Pakistan's closest friend and ally. But that is likely to rather sour relationships with the former Raj when it comes to buying kit to fight Pakistan.

Of course the USA could sell the same fighters to both India and Pakistan, but that might be too français for the Donald

NASA faces brain drain as thousands exit under voluntary resignation scheme

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That's what happens when you get a for-profit defense contractor to build it for you and they get taken over by another for-profit defense contractor and they fire all the people at the first contractor because they just lost out on the contract to build a shiny new fighter.

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Isn't that part if the cunning plan?

Offer voluntary redundancy then fire anyone who doesn't take it

Clouds and submarine cables report no impact from sixth-largest earthquake in recorded history, subsequent tsunami

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Re: the National Weather Service suggested the entire US East Coast should be on alert.

>ignoring the fact that it was midnight Central European Time

War is God's way teaching Americans geography - so we should probably thankful that Americans no longer know where Central Europe is

Edge case: Opera claims Microsoft still playing dirty with defaults

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>It's a shame our governments are run by luddites

I was hoping that our government was secretly being run by Microsoft, Facebook and Instagram/TikTok - at least they can find their arses with both hands

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Re: Boring

Browser agent strings are also pretty much unnecessary since everyone(*) is using Chrome and the web standard is whatever chrome says.

We need Microsoft to reintroduce their own subtly incompatible browser and make things interesting

* Yes I know, everyone on el'reg, and Richard Stallman, uses Firefox

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Boring

Remember the old days when Microsoft web server sent deliberately wrong CSS when it detected Opera so the site looked broken.

Now they just do Apple style monopoly lockin. No imagination anymore

FBI: Watch out for these signs Scattered Spider is spinning its web around your org

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Re: Temu FBI

>what’s the point of them existing?

They have a vital role investigating serious crimes such as child sex trafficking

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The FBI says

Microsoft, just say no!

UK VPN demand soars after debut of Online Safety Act

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It's a very carefully thought out law written by a company that employs former min-PM as an 'advisor'

It's the 'Bootleggers and Baptists' model

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Re: Quaint

>allow youtube like content to be uploaded by anyone.

So an artisnal (careful of typos there) industry of individual entrepreneurs

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You should have done it before 1998 then, when presumably you would only have been charged with extreme littering

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Re: And as a relaxing

That's why their is no problem with violent content.

Daddy why is that man machine gunning that school? Because they are no-good commie, faggot-loving democrats son, now go to your room and polish your AR-15

Daddy why did that women's dress slip down to show a Christmas ornament covering one of her chesticles? Oh my G*d my child is permanently scarred for life, won't the government help me ?

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>here doesn't appear to be a way to demonstrate to Twatter that I'm over 18 either,

Anybody on TPFKAT is obviously under 18, or at least their IQ is

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>You know, I wonder if perhaps the education, awareness and support angle might actually be a better way of tackling the problem

That's what we are doing.

An entire generation of kids are going to learn the details of dnsmasq and wireguard, we are going to raise the most technically literate generation since we all had to learn dissassemblers and hex editors to bypass the locks on "Leisure Suit Larry"

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Re: Is Big Brother that dumb?

> focus on things that actually are a risk to the nation

It's a risk to the government.

Remember that 20 Million voters all read the Daily Mail everyday and if the government doesn't immediately deal with the current concern of Daily Mail reader they will be overthrown in a violent revolution by concerned citizens

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(except DNA)

You haven't seen the proposals for Pornhub's new "enhanced" security login ?

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Re: Labour just love legislation...

And the only way of solving the problems with this stupid law is if everyone has official government ID cards - and the only thing stopping this government from rolling out ID cards is that Blair would get the credit

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They did pass the vital Nuclear Explosions (Prohibition) Act 1998

- just to make it clear that they are prohibiting causing a nuclear explosion in the UK

UK needs to pick up handsets for troubled Emergency Services Network project

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Re: Government tech in a nutshell.

And this contract is much bigger on the inside than it appears on the outside

Debian isn't waiting for 2038 to blow up, switches to 64-bit time for everything

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Re: Hold my birthday beer!

So you have 13 years to get yourself updated, or you will wrap around and presumably be born again?

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